The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“What if Emila comes? ”

“Cool mixing. ”

“... you think she'll chop you to pieces as an ingredient for a cold dish? Yes, I do. You want to split it with her when you don't? ”

When it comes to Emila, the dead cat pretends she doesn't understand my slang, but it's just a malicious ridicule how the thoughts conveyed by the soul link deviate from the language.

For Emila, my mood was complicated, after all, she was nice to me, and then I pitted her, and the world met again in the North, and she helped me solve the food problem in the North with no blame, which was at least two adults, plus in the earth element pit for the third time, causing her reputation to be damaged, I owed her again.

I'm not a good person, and Emila is definitely not a good person, but at least she's not an asshole. It's too much for someone else to treat you well. So when Emila tries to save her reputation and “force her to marry," I can't handle it. If she doesn't think that Eliza really can't tell, I'm afraid she'll just say yes.

In fact, I seem to have ended my bachelorette life long ago. Emila is actually good, and I owe her a lot. I also know that she seems to have a fondness for me beyond being a teacher and student. It's also good to have a nominal marriage. Well, I definitely didn't have the luck of pretending to be a real daughter-in-law, but somehow, I always felt wrong there.

“Is that what you think? I thought you were making progress. Your head was eaten by a dog? Oh, you lost your memory again? Or is it this malicious selective amnesia?" Great "goddess of order, are you sure you didn't do anything? How he always forgets the key. ”

[He can't help himself, it's none of my business. Besides, the things in his head that count, besides how to pit people's bad ideas, don't matter. It's not important to find out what's really hard, I'm afraid we'll have to start with private life.

Now I remember when I mentioned Emila, when I felt like I owed a lot, when Dead Cat looked at me with indiscretion, and when the system made a mockery of me.

“Cough, it looks like I look like a bad guy. In fact, I'm old enough to find a mate. It's time for the Lan family to have a new heir. Conditions for marriage have been gradually decreasing over the years, and the demand for female companionship is actually low. ”

“Tell me about it? ”

Heroise was surprised, didn't this guy really turn it on?

“I'm actually a traditional man, so I like the other half a little bit more traditional, she doesn't need to look good, she doesn't need to be strong, it's better to be a traditional little woman, gentle, kind, careful, able to cook, delicate, clumsy, doesn't matter, will hand over a cup of tea when I'm tired, can understand my goals a little, know my hard work, will be gentle to go home after work I said ‘welcome back’ and I'm satisfied..."

Well, I was so excited to say, the more excited I was, but when I think of the cruel facts, the more boring I suddenly found myself, as if the woman around me was in good shape in every way, but tough. And the value of force is a little too high... cough, not many people qualify.

“... I sympathize with Eliza, who has been in the wrong direction since the beginning. This man doesn't need a comrade standing by, he just needs a sister-in-law. ”

[In fact, she can wait, the man's criteria for choosing a spouse are not fixed, in a sense, he is now probably the budding love of elementary school students, has an excessive expectation of the future can understand, but over time, the brutal reality will hit him hard.

“Like what? ”

[The princess is a dirty person who doesn't clean her house. The healthy knight smiles sweetly, but her head is empty. The three-sided paralysis looks adorable, but it's boring in the cold. The dragon sister paper looks adorable, but you can use it for lunch if you want to be careful. It won't take long to slip from "The body looks good, the understanding black straight soft girl" to "The girl" or even "It looks like the girl is enough". By the way, Khlos perfectly meets all your requirements, except that she looks like a sister, the essence... or a sister, what are you hesitating to do? You can totally rely on her as an old boss, secret room, yukaku her!

“... next time you strike me can I not say it in person! And the yukaku. What the hell is she? How many times have I told you, that guy was a man... at least he used to be, um. Though I am indeed an honorary member of the Colosseum fans, I am definitely not in the mood, nor have I considered the psychological and physical health of such offspring! I'm not a pervert! No guessing! Besides, how can you be a goddess? Can you be a little bit of a jerk? ”

[Rhythmic? You already contaminated me.

I remember I was throwing up the lower and lower limits of the system, and the dead cat was somehow frustrated.

“........ don't worry, I don't have the heart to strike you, lose to a man in female charm, still strike my self-esteem.....”

[..... Want to see the sensitivity and similarity of this idiot's ideal target? The number one is that Colosseum. It's heartless. Again, your ranking is actually very high, exceeding expectations...]

“Shut up or I'll end up with you! ”

[Together? Try it? Aren't you afraid I'll sing a little apple in your head?

“I went to see Kee magazine, Muscle Man... No, this has not worked for you, I went to see the propaganda materials and training manuals of Sadness Fetish! ”

.......

When I finally shut up the system as I had hoped, I felt somehow lost something very important.

Rhythmic? That thing doesn't matter, it doesn't matter at all. It's probably more important to be instinctively prepared for certain anti-human behaviors as a person with a normal morality...

Well, yeah, sad wind and his followers are dangerous, considering reproductive segregation. The depopulation caused by divorce has long met anti-human anti-social standards.

That man has broken through the birth of different species. Segregation? Making all kinds of strange hybrid creatures randomly, that's not anti-human against society anymore, that's anti-Aishi, that's your public enemy! In fact, he is in the top ten of the list of natural disasters and wanted by all nations and gods! This is the treatment of your enemies!

Cough, the smell of “the man whose name cannot be mentioned” is increasingly present or released first, but for Emila, I am in a very complicated mood.

I feel like I owe her a lot, but to really talk about getting married, I always feel like I'm almost there, maybe at the meeting or running.

But at this time, it was sweet to see that smile, but behind it were countless vines spreading into thorny forests, black gas surrounded by the green shadow of the trees of Sunset, but some unknown happiness.

“How reliable to see her at this time! HELP! ”

The earth is still shaking violently, and the surrounding magic elements are spontaneously dispersed. Although the magic vacuum after the real curse has not been reached, the wide range of magic fluctuations makes the application impossible.

On the other hand, a familiar pale figure circles in the air, filled with angry and murderous roars of death that allow the living to walk directly into death, which is the prerogative of the Death Singer and the most headache-provoking gifted ability of ghost dead creatures.

“Even worse than a dead king is a dead king who can't even blow up a nuclear bomb, and she's been blown away by a nuclear bomb! ”

“... and you dropped the bomb. ”

I don't know how that ghost escaped from that horrible explosion, but the energy storms that gathered from the sky just let me know that Heng was very angry and the problem was serious, and this time the fun was really big, luckily our reinforcements had arrived..... wait, Emila, is your vine going in the wrong direction, how it came at me! We're a nation!