The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“Well, esteemed goddess, what can I do to make me stronger than that fool before he gets back? Everything but mass blood festivals can be considered. ”

This is not the first time to ask the system if there is any secret formula for krypton and drugs, which will allow me to reach the level of the Lord God in a short time, so that I can discipline my unreliable brother.

And this time again, the old thing is just because the more I feel the power on my hands is empty.

Yes, I barely killed Heng with that bomb and the Legion of the Dead with Everlasting City, but on my own strength, I was completely behind.

Not to mention that Cavins, who was killed in the middle of the abyss, was exposed to Heng, and I presume to have been killed in seconds.

It's not my magician tower and the BUG world that have any flaws, on the contrary, they're all very tough cards, and I'm the one who's really behind them.

If I were to throw away the demigod of the Ice Century now, combined with the amplification of the Mage Tower and the isolation of the BUG world, it would never be much of a problem.

Sometimes the first half is harder than the fist. Sometimes it's rougher than a thousand reasons, but the answer is still no different from the past.

Kryptonite? Do you think that the real world can be stronger if Father Pit swims and pagewalks? Want to be strong? All right, here's your eight-digit dictionary.

“What, study hard, go up every day? This joke is long overdue. ”

[No, it's 'early sleep, early rise, less dreaming'.

In a sense, it's really painful to have a voice that can always throw up and you can't pull it out and beat it up.

And this time, it seemed to have been preached a little more, or not to have benefited much.

“Well, what can I do? It doesn't work...”

I also know that my thoughts are unreliable, and rather than asking, it is expected that a dead horse will be treated as a living horse doctor, and that such an answer will be given.

But looking at the demons more powerful than day after day is irritating. Especially my unreliable brother, when I think of his lawlessness in the abyss, when he returns to the ground, I will probably really be able to go against the sky, and I will have a headache.

Well, it's definitely not because Emila caught me and couldn't get away with it.

[Actually, there is a way, depending on your willingness to pay a reciprocal price...

Rumor has it, I'm stunned. When the system takes off its mysterious coat and restores itself to the true body of the Goddess, I rely less on her, and now she says there's a way for me to catch up with Cavins? The son of Abyss who fought in the middle of the abyss for over 300 years? That's not magic, is it?

[... if you get what you get, you lose what you get. If you want to be as strong as a plug-in, you have to pay the equivalent price. I'm afraid that's the most important thing you have to do, the one you've been sticking to...]

“Fucking? ”

You still got that thing? Didn't the water go out long ago, the power went out, and the blackout was fucked.

Tsk, indeed, the choreography is already in arrears, what's more important, all of a sudden, I think of a possibility, I had to strike a chill, the next moment, but cover my hips and scream.

“... you won't like my virginity. Fuck, wait, that's for my future wife. I'm very traditional! ”

[... the real name of Mother Drowning Springs is‘ Blessed Springs of the Goddess of Beauty '. I can exchange you for two more. Um, when you fall asleep, just hit your face. No, when you're thirsty, exchange it in your cup. Princess Peach actually misses you a lot...]

“Sorry, Sister Goddess, just pretend you didn't hear the joke. ”

[... think about it, Cavins is the son of the abyss, why don't you try it...

Rumor has it, I'm caught in contemplation, and the system's cues are actually quite clear, but I'm just a little reluctant to admit it.

“Let me think about it, this is a tough time... ”

As I hesitated, I felt a familiar fluctuation of power that seemed to appear not far away, around the mountain where the ruins lay.

“It's so damp and disgusting, it's like ordering western food in a restaurant and sending two bowls of stinking tofu... Alfred the lady? ”

Sophokeri the Hypocrite! What the hell is Alfred? And what kind of ghost is that? It's more normal to remember it as a camouflage. He swore vengeance on the river, but you not only remembered each other's nicknames, you remembered each other's names wrong, you despise each other so much? He's also a god. He'll cry. The devil will cry!

“Well, do we have a vendetta? Why must he seek revenge on me? ”

I tried to remember, but I couldn't remember where I offended him. Didn't the Battle of the Underworld sign a temporary peace agreement, so we could get together and disperse?

[... Have you forgotten? According to your plan, at the end of the day, those chaotic gods withdrew from the face of the Underworld, opening the upper Paradise Mountains, and, um, the Holy Light God and his from the face of God. When Sophocles returned from the top, he was said to have been lit with holy light, like a torch for more than a year, and now he has an extra title as a burning master, and his regiment has also been renamed the burning regiment, allegedly to remember this resentment.

“... is the Burning Regiment back? This is the first time, how did BOSS die to survive... I always feel like this infarct is a little dangerous, so stop it. ”

Even if it is not thought that the Lord God Demon can come to the world now, it is no small matter if it is indeed the hypocrite, to send several demons with titles to fight.

Just jump out of a Regiment of Demons, if it's that Corps of Burning...

“Looks like this one's off, it's not the kind of opponent those kids can handle... ”

When I think of Patton and others in the civilization of the wise, who are now afraid to face the Legion of the Devils, I stand still for a few seconds and draw a cross to the sky, closing my eyes and praying with ten prayers.

“Patton, you are so unlucky, you have encountered the ultimate BOSS on your first mission, rest in peace, I will help you avenge... by the way, the Holy Light God's phone... what is the zip code, there is a demon here, what does he think of the Lord of Holy Light! ”

[Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't shirk responsibility from the start, it has nothing to do with Patton's luck. It's obvious you pulled the hatred, they're all implicated by you. Even if someone's lucky, E's in your hole. Also, who are you praying to, and that living impatience these days dare to accept your prayers. Don't tell me you're thinking about the God of Holy Light prayer.

“Oh, you're right, I've been nagging the Holy Light God a lot lately, it's actually interesting... ”

And just as I was going to explain it to the gods. The pleasure of disturbing the phone was suddenly interrupted by a shout.

“... Actually, we can still save a little, Roland, stop talking and save people! ”

Beyond the mess of the system, Timirette's cry for help came from the ringing communicator, and in sync with it came the sound of slaughter and explosion.

“Strange, there's still a sword out there, Devil Sword Saint? ”