The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The battlefield on the ground was left to Starwood City. If you don't support me, I'm afraid Timirette went to the Underworld and blamed me.

Representing an unknown black cat still napping on her shoulder, walking in front of an unknown witch with green hair, such a formation, perhaps the abyss can go... OK, I admit it was casual, obviously these people, came together, but it made me feel a little suffocated.

My reason tells me they can be trusted, but my instincts tell me they're more likely to kill me first than they are to kill my opponents.

It suggests that everything seems to have returned to calm, but there are some words that, since they were said, are probably not going to be taken back, and many things have apparently not changed, but they have.

“... Dead cat, do you think I'm good at that, can't I change it? ”

I'm not a fool, I just stunned a little. Now things are over, my mind is calm, and I've found a lot of things that I didn't pay attention to in the past.

Does a dead cat really have a crush on me? I'm not sad, I have no love for cats, um, I should, at best, just be a brother, does she really want to fuck me?

But I really didn't know that I was going to let a dead cat see me. On weekdays, I loved her... cat balls, cat frisbee, cat neck, cat carpet, cat post, cat scout... all kinds of excessive pet treatment, I was lucky not to be caught by Druid Motion Bao. Does a dead cat actually have a special hobby?

Well, ask if you can't figure it out.

“High-value princess peach is cute and should be comfortable to hold. ”

I am helpless, and the honesty of such an answer is irrefutable.

In fact, how many couples started their quest not just because of the most basic facial values.

“Why do you like her? She's so bad, so proud and unreasonable. ”

“I liked it when I looked at it, for no reason. ”

“... if she had numbness and a birthmark on her face, would you still like her? ”

If they were smart, they would probably answer, "Of course," because most of the comments would be overheard, and if they were honest, they would probably be silent and right, but they wouldn't be honest, after all, they didn't want to be snagged up to look like people.

The world has always been like this, always using vague words such as eye-catching and getting around to describe the beginning of good feelings, but no one dares to say that they never make faces. After all, who looks at people is the first time to look at their faces.

The same personality, high value violent women are arrogant, medium value is female man, low value is ugly people more weird, of course, women look at men, handsome men always get a lot of privilege and patience.

Of course, the face value is not all, and it depends on the emotion at the end of the day, but for the bad luck of having no face value at all, there won't even be an opportunity to build it.

But personally, at least from the experience of being targeted by the fearful Aunts of the Dark Pokémon, I think it's better to be a little muscular...

Although this face has caused me a lot of trouble, I am still a little happy to be praised for being handsome and an amazing golden elf with a high aesthetic appearance.

“Whatever you call it... handsome. ”

“Have you forgotten my past hobbies? If you really grow up to be handsome or muscular, I can't take it anymore, and that elf man is tired of watching. Ah, it's so cute for a woman to kiss her. Goddess, you really did a good thing. ”

How does it feel to be molested by a cat and licked with a barbed fur tongue? That, the tip of the ear is cold, wet and painful, the most sensitive position is licked, then the back is cold, and the goosebumps are all up.

I grabbed it, and I grabbed an empty spot, and the black cat in front of me jumped in front of me.

The dead cat shook her ears proudly, her tail swayed in front of me, and then she didn't hesitate to reveal her bad taste. Turns out she was a strange aunt like Momo! She's been spying on my body!

“… one day, I will grow a real beard and I will stab you with my beard! ”

“Well, I'm curious to know how long you'll be down there x...”

With sex. The words of harassment were directly exported. When the Golden Princess was catalyzed into the Golden Queen by the ages, 10,000 years of loneliness eventually accumulated and precipitated. What kind of inner existence underneath Laurie made me afraid to deepen.

I regret it. I regret it. It was a time of death when nature repressed desire. Wang, there was also a lot of rumors, now helping her recover, probably caused me a lot of trouble too.

And I was sweating at her, and the dead cat suddenly laughed, laughing and rolling on the ground when I figured out whether to send her to the moon with a goblin rocket or a dwarf flying chair.

“... Pfft, I'm kidding you, you're serious. ”

Black cat jumped on my left shoulder, this time on the cat's tongue, but grabbed the finger, licking and meowing twice, like a regular pet cat.

And the words in the soul link are getting worse.

“I'm a golden elf princess. Even if I needed a meat XX, Renee would be better than you, just like her face, much better. I'm saying, I've only lived a few years, I'm not so dissatisfied, I'm just kidding, I'm serious, you're really narcissistic. ”

Though there is still a lot worse in the words, the soul link tells me that it is true... especially if Renee is more suitable than I am! This dead cat fell in love with my granddaughter!

“... or don't tell Renee to be careful. Anyway, she's already famous as a lily princess. ”

I'm a little relieved, even if the dead cat really intends to commit the crime, Dead Friend is always better than Dead Path, Renee, since your reputation has been tarnished, please save me from another disaster.

And I don't have the leisure to ask about her personal feelings after what Heroise did... what if she came up with something even more frightening!

“Let's hope Timirette isn't dead yet. It's not easy to get some talent these days. ”

Woodlings' assault ships have stopped at the edge of the city walls with their help, and it shouldn't take long to reach the ruins.

Roland, who shook her head and walked toward the wooden warship, did not see the strange curve in the corner of the cat's mouth on her shoulder. She had accomplished her purpose, and Roland stopped to ask.

It seemed to feel something dangerous. Roland, with a cold vest, turned back and saw Emila, who had been watching the play in silence, but the bright smile made people feel more and more dangerous. Immediately, he turned his head directly in sweat and fled like an accelerating slip.

Some things have been said, others have been heard, some fools have finally figured out their thoughts, some emotions have been expressed into sincere language, some emotions are still hidden, but since the days have moved forward, people have changed their personal relationships, I'm afraid it is difficult, and there is no need to go back to the beginning.

Moreover, all seven original sins are in place, and as Roland's soul is intact, some emotions will naturally recover, and perhaps they will just wait patiently.

Roland may still be able to hide in front of the sly hunter, but he doesn't seem to be able to hide for long.

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The wooden warship fleet is also a typical natural breeze. It was originally built from giant logs in the Dream Forest. Perhaps the origin of the wooden warship fleet. The wooden air force and the battleship fleet are now also botanical.

Flowers, vines, logs are the most basic themes, with exquisite patterns engraved on each material, but a closer look will reveal that the entire plant warship is like a beautiful wooden carving.

At its core are wood-carved dragonbones and fitness, dual wings, jet decorations are flower-like transparent wings, and vines are both ornaments and melee defense systems.

We're on a special assault ship, and she looks like five petals, three of them wings, two staggered petals of the hull, walking into a fairy tale world.

While there is also a mechanical roar of the Magic Engine underneath, I can feel that most of the power still comes from natural magic.

“When I left, it was still a canoe. ”

It seems that the magic technology of the spirits has advanced considerably over the years and, with the help of the creator's mother, has made its own path.

“Is this new technology? Feels completely out of wood. ”

Strangely, my question was not answered. In the Forest of Dreams in the past, I was treated as a VIP, and the Wood Spirits should grab my doubts back.

And as soon as I turned around, I knew why. The little strange wooden spirit looked at me and he screamed, and he ran out in panic, and he was still screaming.

“I don't want to get pregnant! Help...”

Can a conversation make the other person pregnant? Since when do I have this feature? And even if I don't ask, I know who did it!

I glanced back hard at Emila and found that smiling subtle expression... well, considering the power ratio between the two sides, my eyes shifted strategically, um, just strategically, definitely not that I shrunk, but surprisingly, Emila explained.

“It's just rumors. ”

“You let it out? ”

“I'm not that childish, it's Renee, but her resentment is deep. You better think about explaining it to her. She didn't do so many things back then, and now she doesn't have an explanation. ”

“Tsk, when the bear child grows up, it's also the bear child, wait for us to clean her up. ”

Emila shook her head laughingly but didn't say much. She already knew Renee was here. Since Roland said she wasn't scared, let's wait and see.

Heroise noticed another problem.

“What if a hypocrite comes too? What are you gonna do? Sending a big demon above the county level is not easy to deal with. ”

“Rest assured, I have a special ace for the Lord God. He'd better come, and he won't go back. ”

“… what? There's a card against the Lord God? Then why didn't Heng just use it? ”

I laughed intently, but didn't answer. In fact, it's easy to think of something clean. I can't even sell it for long.

Otherwise, three or four seconds later, Heroise shows a sudden enlightenment.

“… that ace is Heng, you can really dry up the value. ”

I nodded, and it was never necessarily a good thing to throw a curse in that world. Whoever threw it into the world would face an angry Dead King and her curse.