The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“O sun, raise the dust of the desert...”

“You can have fun anywhere. ”

“Tsk, abyss this shithole, have fun. ”

The scene in front of me made me really happy when I said the words to the scene.

It's been the second week since I left the Snake God, but I kind of miss that wet, dark swamp.

Looking at it, it's the exact opposite of the Death Marsh, it's a golden desert, the sky is blue, the earth is golden, the sand is trapped, the heavens and the earth are a color wherever they go, and there seems to be nothing but that little cloud and endless yellow sand.

I think Vodka offered to have the dragonbone, but he was pretty spilling it, and he didn't even ask what he was going to do, so he just gave it to us.

I was relieved that the original robbery plan did not have to be carried out, and that the Viper God did not need another enemy to hunt me down. Little Red was sorry.

Looks like she's been bored for too long. Without the reins, she doesn't have to be a full elder. She just degenerates and completely becomes a bear child.

But just to think about it, it's natural that Vodka doesn't value this stuff.

Without that heart as the key, without the dragon blood as the guide, Vodka is not going to learn the magic of the dead. These dragon bones are probably tired of seeing the setup, and if the negotiations with the gods of the Underworld are good, he may have to move, so rather than throw away these clumsy and useless luggage, let's just say good luck to us.

“System, how long will she be? Will she not fail? ”

[Considering her accumulation, the probability of failure is about less than 1%.....]

As soon as I said that, I got nervous and couldn't even watch the dead cat.

‘Ein Matthews is not your broom star, and a failure rate of one percent equals a failure rate of 100 percent. Don't be nervous, you get mixed up again, and be careful what you pull down the luck value, that's a real tragedy. ”

In fact, it's no wonder I'm overnervous. The dragons' progress is strange. I've heard of it, but it's strange, like Red, but I haven't really seen it.

The Dragon of Sculpture is said to engrave all the skins all over and down the body with a demonic pattern. The most perfect ritual is said to hunt the skins of mighty prey and sew them on itself. Don't say that the project is huge, just think about it and it hurts to death, no wonder they are super beaten up, maybe the pain nerves are all broken in the ritual.

Bloodthirsty Dragon wants to give up its own dragon wings, that's the direct bloody cut off, and I heard that dragon wings are the most sensitive place on and off the dragon family, compared to some important parts of humans... cough, don't care how I know the sensitive parts of Dragon people, anyway, I don't understand this ritual, it is said that the dragon people who held the ritual will come and go fast, like wind, claw teeth become sharp as swords, poke a hole... is this the Dragon version of sunflower treasure?!

If the two are still within comprehension, the advanced condition of the Guardian Dragon is to devour all his treasures first, vow to renounce all private property, it is even more difficult to understand. Even if you play with abandoned property, this is not the way to play. It is enough to abandon it, swallow gold and silver treasure, really not afraid of stomach drowsiness and indigestion? You don't have to swallow money to get rid of inflation. No, you can give it to me!

Perhaps with these peculiar precedents, Little Red's advanced ritual will not go too far.

Today, I have an extra backpack in my luggage, including an inky green dragon egg with red spots. After ascertaining the progress, Xiaohong actually returned the dragon egg directly!

Obviously, Xiaohong is super fragile at this time, probably the most depressing period in my life, I feel that I am under a lot of pressure, if I accidentally drop the dragon egg, Xiaohong will not let go of me as a ghost.

“Stress? Who just buried eggs in the sand to see if it's true that the desert turns raw eggs into fried eggs? ”

The mess of a dead cat has no pressure on me. I'm just trying to rumor that it's not really going to boil eggs... By the way, it's said that a lion vulture lays eggs too, so does a vulture demon. Looking at a bunch of vultures hovering over my head, I want to go in.

“Saliva, saliva, just haven't eaten in three days, is that it? ”

Yeah, I'm hungry, I'm fainting.

Not that we didn't bring enough dry food, but after leaving the face of the Snake God, not only did we lose all the dry food for the first time, but we burned the clothes we wore.

Reason? Just the beautiful name of the god of toxins made me not hesitate to give up all the household items I could throw away, especially those that might get into my mouth.

This is not only because I lack faith in Vodka, but also because since it is the kingdom of the god of toxins, perhaps many things are harmless within God, but merely the mere existence of the notion of toxins is enough to destroy a nation.

This is not a frightening falsehood, but a story of experience from the bitter lessons of the past: food brought from the land of the dead is a deadly poison, gold brought from heaven is a myth of excrement and vipers and other fables, all prototypes.

Many things in the divine kingdom are themselves part of the priesthood and godliness. The “concept” of the divine kingdom of the gods of order is purer and represents more dangerous. I don't want to die of food poisoning just now when I have come out of the kingdom of the Viper.

“Xiaohong came out with a stomachache for two days, I am not a rough dragon tribe, the toxin that made her suffer, most likely fatal for me. ”

“... are you sure she didn't think she ate a meal for a year before leading to indigestion? ”

It makes too much sense to argue how to break it!

“Cough, let's talk about the moment, go find some food there.....”

Abandoning food and supplies is not a momentary impulse. As a senior adventurer, I am confident that I will find food anywhere, that is, lava hell. I can also grab fire snakes, flaming tortoises, if I have to see it moving.

I walked all the way to see the sand, and the top of my head circled around us, waiting for the vultures to eat rotten meat. I've tasted the meat smell of rotten meat creatures and the parasites that made it impossible for me to swallow, but the bad rotten creatures, if they were eggs, should not taste bad.

Finally, looking at the vulture on my head, I left a saliva, maybe I should grab one and ask him how many eggs he had at home.... a few people.

“Well, as a senior magician mentor, it is my duty to remind you, as an apprentice, that there is a specific list in demonology that vultures and vultures are two kinds of creatures that can be seen in the face of the Lord, a special kind of warcraft, while the former, being a member of the devil, is a special evolution of the devil, although they are indeed corrupt, they are also demons...”

Well, I tried to think with my brain, not with my stomach, for a few seconds, and eventually I understood what Herois meant.

“So much crap, turns out, vultures don't lay eggs.....”

Disappointed gaze at Heroise, as a half-dead creature and magic pet, she can extract magic to support herself, double consumption, another reason why I am so hungry, I look proud of the scholarly Heroise, I more and more tranced.

“By the way, don't you say cat balls, dog balls, Heroise, you lay eggs.....”

I looked at Heroise more and more with anticipation and compassion, probably because I had never been so gentle with her, but she was nervous...

“Have you forgotten the soul connection? You want some Slime Pokémon soup? Forget it!”

Then instantly the cat grew its wings and flew away.

“So hungry....”

Next, the stomach took over the head again, and the trembling demon reached behind the fried eggs..... I mean dragon eggs!

“Are you okay with two bites? Just two bites.....”

[No, it's definitely gonna be okay. Don't take the hunting route in a second!

Already hungry, confused, throwing up my system, or do I have so little conscience left?

And while I was at war, the words of Herois' surprise came to mind.

“Roland, there's a single piece of food in front of you... cough up, you're taking it crooked, there's an adventurer in distress! ”