The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Savannah Autonomous Leader, a memorable name, there, where it all started.

Eight years ago, when I had just returned to the Duchy of Donglan, the whole of the North was hostile, and I was alert to Langlan and I. The only thing that was harmonious about the relationship was that it was probably a lot of Chaweng autonomous people of mixed descent and Langlan descent.

There, Donglan reappeared on the historical stage, entered into a pact with the barbarians and autonomous lords, and began a revival plan for the entire Langlan people.

There, large quantities of ore were transported out of the tribal mountains of the barbarians, from which a large amount of money for food imports came, more than forty percent of the ore and magical gems needed for the magic machinery were produced, and the original Northern Survival Chain was established.

There, the only warm valley in the entire North, although small enough to produce enough food to feed a country, Emila and I conducted countless experiments there, where cultivation of eventually cold-resistant crops was completed and the entire North was expected to achieve food self-sufficiency.

There, a large number of mixed ethnic groups lived together and were once despised by all nations. With the integration of the entire North, as the strongest allies of the Principality of East Lan, their status also rose, and because of their unique geographical advantages, they are now one of the richest regions of the North.

The Lan people have not forgotten their closest allies during the impoverished period. A large number of inclination policies and preferences have favoured this small territory. Only the mining capital is sufficient to feed the inhabitants of the autonomous territory. With the spread of the cold-resistant plants, that mountainous valley, as a rare warm area in the North, is somewhat too wasted as a production area, and has now become the most famous tourist attraction and sanatorium in the whole North.

Well, there's no suggestion behind this, only God knows.

Every winter, there will be a grand Reconciliation Day celebration, with families from the royal families and nobles of the North coming with them… Here in the winter, um, the celebration is nominally to celebrate national reconciliation and the establishment of the Langham Alliance, but in fact the celebration will be hunting, singing and dancing performances, hot springs, serious celebration activities will be less than 10 minutes of leaders speaking, followed by various literary performances and entertainment activities.

And as the entire North enters peacetime and spends the winter in Savannah every year, not only is it a holiday for the royal family and the great nobility, but it is actually a deepening of friendship and alliances. Over time, countries actually have the subordinate rules for diplomatic and commercial negotiations in Savannah.

“… breaking each other's animosity on the wine table, then deepening your feelings in the hot springs, taking out your cards and then killing each other on the negotiating table is a familiar way to go. ”

However, it is a multi-ethnic, mixed-race Savannah autonomous leader who has a real advantage in tourism. There are not only elf crafts in the shops in the tourist area, but also animal totems, specialty animal bones, dwarf sculptures and knife swords, etc., everything should be there. For the first time, it is also because it is imported goods. Those familiar with this area know that these are locally produced products.

And hybrid elves' song and dance art, the war dance of the Orcs and other performances are also common. Multiracial cultures are also diverse. Although not as original as the origin, hybrid performers reassure viewers that something romantic happened after that... Anyway, this is not a city of innocence, sleepless people can't care about anything, and these inconvenient grey industries have become a selling point for tourist cities.

In the past, the closer it was to the cold winter, the more lively it became, and after the New Year, the most comfortable and warm resort villages would only be booked for the royal families, while this year, visitors were directly less than a third.

Reason? With the start of jihad, the kings and leaders have turned to busy minds, fighting within the continent, their own preparations, food supplies, in the first year of jihad, stability overwhelms everything, holidays? Let's wait for next year.

The royal family didn't come. Too few tourists? In fact, with so many visitors each winter, how many of them really come to travel, the royal children may really come to relax (very unlikely), but the nobles may be tasked with connecting with the royal family, powerful aristocracy, negotiating deals, and the wealthy businessmen can't get the royal line, they also need to seize the opportunity to have a good relationship with the aristocracy and find an opportunity to bring their children into the upper society.

Of course, it was also because of the establishment of the Lan Alliance that the royal families and nobles of all countries were able to sit together in peaceful and peaceful relations. In the past, when we really came together, new and old hatred had already been formed.

And also because of the establishment of the Lan Alliance, the politicians need a neutral region to pull relations and make deals, also indirectly created the sharp prosperity of the Sha Wen Autonomous Territory. Of course, this also has to do with the leadership of the King Lan. As for the planning of someone behind it... Anyway, every year Sha Wen Autonomous Territory will thank someone for a super red envelope, but unfortunately every year it is “kept” by Kelly, the head of the Dong Lan Royal Family, as if it were an elementary school student who was kept by elders for money...

This year, the special situation, the royal families and the powerful did not have time to bullshit. As a result, the top of the Northern Pyramid did not arrive, and there was also a large shortage of pieces below. Many “tourists” who did not understand the facts still regretted coming.

This time the royal family is only about a quarter of the previous years, only half the aristocracy, leaving the villa area and the hot spring area half empty, adding to the headache of Lord Shavin, who has invested so much effort in organizing the event, this time it is estimated to be at a loss.

But soon, he won't have to worry about the balance of payments this year because, first, he has to find a way to survive...

“... haven't heard from the reinforcements? Any response to the letter? ”

It is incomprehensible to Gagalore, Lord of Chaweyne, that the self-governing Chaweyne, who has been at peace for so long, has been threatened or a group of beasts who do not know where they come from.

Eight years, the wealthier life and the environment of Anton made him even richer. Back then, he was secretly called King Gagalore the Frog, and now he is called King Gagalore the Hippocampus.

“ ……. Goddamn it, where are our guards, our Savannah Pokémon Archers and Orcs? Now, when it's time for them to show their hands, they can't see anything. ”

“Sorry, my lord, more than 70% of their warriors have been professional actors and dancers for several years. A lot of people refuse our compulsory convocation. Even if they respond to a summons order, it takes time to find their own weapons and equipment...”

“Ridiculous! The warrior turned into a clown! This is a serious corruption incident, I want to talk to my general, which bastard actually did this stupid thing! ”

“ …… ”

The subpoena's political officials remained silent, but Gagarol did not decide who would dare, and he remembered that it was the “King Hippo” who was holding the military to account.

Gagarol calmed down a lot after a mess of anger. He also wanted to do the foolish things he did. At that time, he thought about the rise of the Lan Alliance. He walked the tourist route on his side. There were also two major Lan countries as shields. The possibility of civil war was near zero. Instead of raising useless soldiers, he might as well earn more gold coins from scarce actors.

Other countries are several times more powerful than they were eight years ago. Fiscal revenues are a hundred times higher than eight years ago, and they are less than a fifth as powerful as they were eight years ago.

Let's not say nobles and lords are anxious to make money, soldiers below are busy making money, the army eats empty salaries, soldiers become businessmen and actors, and there is nothing left for such an army to say.

In a sense, the absence of war and threats is the poison that causes a country's defence to collapse.

Outside the beast roar constantly, Gagalore is very anxious, now is not the time to shirk responsibility, don't want to do anything about it, there is no place to spend so many gold coins.

The drums couldn't help but turn his eyes and look at the villa area under the high wall. He was stunned, not to mention that at this moment, it really made him famous for his intelligent ways, even after that, to think of a way.

“Tell those foreign nobles the truth and tell them that we can no longer protect them by involving their bodyguards and mercenaries in the war. ”