The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“ ……. This is bad luck. How can this be done before I've made a scene? I shouldn't have. Roland, it's all your fault! ”

“Come on, fool, I want to talk to an old acquaintance about the latest news. ”

Of course I ignored Cavins' nagging, at a time when we had just landed on the shore, on both sides was a high black mountain, the only silver road leading to a distant palace, the familiar black-grey sky in front of us, and it was amazing.

“Holy shit, I didn't expect to be here. ”

Cavins' exclamation was filled with memories, perhaps this war in the Underworld changed the course of the whole world.

For Cavins, he got rid of the abyss of will here, gained Cynthia's knowledge and memory, gained complete access to the idea of going out and making a scene.

For me, the founding of the Underworld also represents the breaking of the cycle of despair, and we have avoided the worst and unstoppable fate.

It can be said that this Battle of the Underworld has changed the fate of the entire world, and that this change will have a growing impact in the future.

The collapse of the Holy Light system, which was supposed to be a total destruction, and the ensuing political, national, national and ethnic chaos, as well as other races with ambitious ambitions, were enough to instantly turn the dominant ethnic group into second class.

And once you lose the crown king, the new dignitaries who take the scepter will never give you a chance to rise again.

But now that the holy light system of the Underworld is up there, it also holds up this shattered coat, and as long as it lasts, many things will be different.

It would also amount to a more moderate doctrine of pure holy light, completely replacing the original rather radical doctrine of fundamentals of holy light, combined with the “interim government”, which is supposed to be a multi-ethnic mix on the side of the underworld, which would have greatly reduced racial discrimination. Although it is impossible to eliminate it, it would have been possible to carry out looting at the sight of a different race, and the time should have come to stop the massacre of young children of other races as heroic legends.

“Really, I should thank those friends in the sky a lot. ”

I still know a little bit about people, no matter how friendly these outside visitors express, no matter how neutral and objective the pact seems, no matter how loud the slogan "do not interfere in the internal affairs of others, his world" is, as long as those steel warships are still floating in the air, the monsters of the swallowing stars have the possibility of coming back, then, with the existence of such an “external enemy”, there will be a lot of peace in the Aisi community, and the ethnic divide will be eliminated.

Intelligent creatures have a bad habit stemming from survival instincts. They always like to draw a circle, with enemies outside the circle and friends inside the circle. They can then clean up and squeeze out the enemies with the reason of crowning them, throwing the reality of making mistakes and grief at the enemy's back, with the result that they have exclusive resources and space for development.

The so-called connections, the so-called small groups, the so-called antagonists, the so-called struggles, are, after all, just the line that the human heart needs.

This line could be religion, could be race, could be skin color, could be ethnicity, could even be gender, geography, accent, level of education, eating tofu brain or eating sweet or salt….. seems to raise a taboo topic, in order not to turn into a Sweet Salt Party contest, let's just say that.

Leaving aside the history of the planet, it's a history of war that a race has never stopped, and in the multi-ethnic Aisi, war and strife have never stopped.

Race and religious beliefs are the most common reasons for war in non-jihad, and killing between the same ethnic groups can easily pull out a whole bunch of reasons. Since there are competing interests, a line can be drawn and the blood can be broken.

During the holy war, the order and chaos camp was a natural line, and today there is an extra line between the inhabitants of Ashdown and the visitors from outside. Then, what is foreseeable within the line is that there will be peace.

And if I'm not mistaken, the Watchdog Agreement is more than just a blank written document. Although there must be many flaws and loopholes, the twelve powerful beings' will is enough to make the pact work beyond the soul's covenant.

“By the way, thank you for opening the door. I guess the world will have a lot of peace as a result, or I'll suggest you give you a Roland * * * * *. ”

I smiled joyfully, expressing my sincere gratitude to Cavins, and then watched my grumpy, silly brother jump like Ray.

The process? It doesn't matter to me if I want to come to the results theory, only a fool like Cavins can make a big scene and be satisfied.

“What success or failure doesn't matter? It's the process that counts. It's the self-comfort of the loser. If you can win, why lose? The process is beautiful. The result is a mess. Or just an artist who seeks to satisfy himself. ”

I have always been a resultant, and it is my motto to to strive for victory at all costs and means, and now, when I enjoy the fruits of victory, laugh at this busy fool with his own life.

“..... you laugh at me? You still have your own life, according to you, you can't just watch me open the door and it's over. Why did you put yourself on? ”

Now, it's my turn to hold my breath and almost throw away my tears. My husband and I are dead wronged... I haven't had time to destroy the “treasure books” of my old house. If they come out, my reputation will not be ruined.

However, the most helpless thing to regret about the situation is probably Cavins. Not only has he not had a chance to go out and play, but he hasn't finished the scene yet. He should be very unhappy.

Ultimately, the result of hurting each other was that they were both unhappy, shut up one after the other, and nobody cared about anyone, just like before.

“... the one in front is a little familiar. ”

The ghost of that miserable woman whose stomach blew up was still staring at me.

“Look at me again. Look at me again? If you look again, I'll eat you! ”

The waters of the river are deadly, where the dead keep losing their memories and self... Simply put, it's a constant “-1 IQ," and the last thing you retain is often the deepest obsession left, and that's what will dissipate as you rotate.

And this chaotic death spirit, it's also easier to get back on track, and it's easier to try in the Underworld now.

According to theory, we died so miserably this time, the soul itself soaked in the river for almost a month, it should also be turned into a fool by the water of the underwater river, but it seems that our soul has died too many times, and has developed resistance to the underwater river, the result is that in the course of the march of a group of vague dead people, just the two of us are chirping.

“Imamisia? Or Leona? You're dead! ”

Suddenly, Cavins' cry scared me. What a coincidence. I met an old acquaintance.

But the ghost ignored Cavins and still stared at me. Are these the two of them? I weighed it carefully before realizing it was... Wrong person.

“Everything from skin tone to face tone to hair tone, you think I'm stupid! ”

“Oh, did I scare you? You still love guilt, go on guilt, Leona, you are so miserable..."

As we continued to hurt each other, we climbed on the road with a large group, and suddenly, the front lit up and the Tower of Holy Light, which guided the dead, looked at it, and the mountain road became quite good.

Maybe they found me.

“ ……. Roland, you designed this, you know what's gonna happen to us? There's no loopholes. ”

Even Cavins was a little hesitant at the time, and it seemed that he was choking on the laws of God.

I laughed happily. I waited a long time for this day.

“Of course not. The trial system that I built myself, absolutely, fundamentally, can't have any loopholes at all. Even if the judges wanted to show mercy, there was no way... ”

Unbeknownst, the more sad I am, though proud of the system, it seems that I have refreshed my new record of lifting stones and smashing my feet.

“More than two hundred years of purgatory punishment may also be an additional punishment, such as a random reincarnation, giving priority to animal paths. Well, don't look at anybody else. I'm talking about you, Cavins. Lan.”

When you're in a bad mood, it's better to share it with someone, although I estimate that your punishment is light and limited.

“Imamisia? ”

This time, I made no mistake, that face satisfied the ghost of a woman like a saint, wrapped in a pink glow and sinking into the ground, it looked like she was going to serve her sentence in the seven purgatory responsible * * * hell, and in the underworld, the bright spot of light is also the weight of sin, if you look at this bright like a lighthouse, this guy is also starting a hundred years.

“Meow, that's horrible. Can I rescind the contract now? ”

The cat-like ghost that had been hanging over my head napping, beating an arrears, I counted, maybe this cat had a longer sentence than Cavins.

“Tsk, I told you not to do it. It's too late, dear fellow inmate. Please give me more guidance later. ”

Needless to say, most of my crimes with Heroise are related to killings, fraud, and the chances of serving a prison sentence in a purgatory are high.

Finally, when the mountain road was over, when I arrived in the hall of judgment, I looked at the familiar figure above, and the eyes with no emotions, even if it was me, I took a sip of cool air.

“Sinner Roland, retroactive crime ”

= = = = = = = = = = = =

Fifty years later, some level of purgatory in the Underworld.

“Bail? To make amends? This is not part of the law of the Underworld I have enacted! I'm not satisfied. I want to appeal. I want to appeal? This is a black-hearted civil servant who cannot be used privately and publicly. ”

“ ……. Don't bother me, find some time to let you out. Don't keep me in trouble when it's easy for us to pass the law of the earth, pass the new law amendment so that half the people who serve their sentences can pay for their crimes. ”

Ayer touched his eyebrows, the bastard in front of him could really get himself in trouble. It's a lot to die for. How many times have those two crazy women tried to rob a prison in the Underworld?

If these two crazy women come back from the outside world, the stronger they get, the more they can't clean up, the more they go to jail, the more they worry about the whole prison being blown to the sky, it's too much of a tangle.

And the sleepless man with the elm head, completely devoid of the concept of humanity, ended up being so important that, through this pointless supplementary programme, prison guards in the Underworld could be entrusted with the compensation of more than half of the sinners serving their sentences for the benefit of the whole world.

Why is that pointless? Normally, without mentioning the prison guard, there is no need to seek the prisoner's help. The soul has long lost itself to serving a certain degree of the sentence, and the reincarnation of the reincarnated child has returned.

“Besides, we really have something for you to do, and you're probably the only ones who can do it. ”

I'm silent. What do you want us to do? I'm retired. I should be in peace. I'm waiting for my sentence to end, and then I'll be back.

“Ash, we have to find Ash, and you probably didn't know all these years that Ash was part of the Wise Life Watch Agreement, and because Ash God was so concerned, he was considered the most promising magical civilization in the millennium within the Association. After all, it is the original civilization of the Twelve Pillars God, and in order to have a greater voice in the Association, for the future of the Aishi civilization, but we…. Need Ash's mother. ”

And then Ayer said a bunch of things, and it seemed like too much pressure had been exerted lately to get the original cold brother into his nagging uncle's menopause quickly.

It means that the twelve pillar gods have long disappeared into a vague universe, and the civilization that implicitly enjoys the support and heritage of the pillar gods is already a super civilization that spans the world. Now Ash is still very young, but the tree wind has sparked peeps, so we need a real piece of gold thigh.

Ultimately, it was in the underworld gods after research, definitely send a tadpole outside to find Mom... I mean, send the Destiny Son and look for Ash.

“Why me? ”

“Bullshit, the one on you, is His Highness Asteria, don't think we don't know, a queen of elves, a supreme goddess, jailed to do this to you, it's...”

“ ……. It's so enviable! ”

Of course it wasn't Ayer who said that, but Cavins, who was jealous over there.

Probably the worst part, is Cavins. There are extra penalties for dudes in purgatory, including ex-girlfriend meetups... I mean, the Avengers, the four lovers of Cavins, were simultaneously resurrected by the power of the rules into virtual souls, and that brutal tearing down of Shuro Yard was really..... pleasant, how could the client not know, at least I was watching it as a comedy.

Well, especially after being split into over 4,000 pieces by knives and forks, and then eating together, it was so delightful, having the chance, I had to rewrite the novels and warn them about recharge.

“Huh, justice will come down from the sky! ”

Cough, to be honest, eventually, because of some goddess on me, eventually, it seemed like I was the most likely to find Ash.

Ayyah, they convinced the sleepless with this reason that my sentence had been terminated in advance.

I was silent and hesitated.

“Actually, I don't want to go out. ”

It's not a lie, I really don't want to go out here, at least I got the calm I expected.

“..... if you don't go out, we'll let those two crazy women in with you. ”

I was silent, and Cavins' tragedy came to me that day, and I couldn't help but chill.

[Roland, I miss Mom.

Asteria's words made me hesitate, after all, and now I owe her.

“Roland, I want a child, a real child, a healthy, living child. ”

The blonde girl behind it suddenly hugged me. The sudden outburst of overspeech scared me to spray Ayer's face...

“Cough. Can the soul be choked..... Heroise, what are you talking about? ”

But the quiet eyes conveyed her determination, no flesh, no nature, no offspring, she was unwilling.

Actually, I'm even less comfortable.

For more than 400 years, my poor "Great Mage" career has probably refreshed Ash's history... This is a stranglehold, this is definitely not to be known, I definitely can not record history under this name! Complete your life.

“Okay, well, I promised, but I don't have any flesh right now, and you have to be ready for that, and I'm sure I'll keep myself and my memory after rebirth, but the flesh has to have strong enough blood, otherwise I'm tired from scratch. ”

“Don't worry about that, they're already ready to make sure you're happy. ”

“They?”

And in the days to come, the last thing I regret is why I didn't find out who they were...

= = = = = = = = = =

A year later, the gynaecology and gynaecology department of one of the Earth's hospitals has become the focus of the attention of some fanatics.

The hospital's chief gynaecologist had been blind for two days. After all, it was the descendants of the alien race Mullins and Earth's humans who were about to give birth, not to mention how many lucky children married to the Little Mullins had been cursed and nailed, how many had been hunted and tried to break the third leg, and how many had tried to amend the law to send the man who had handled the "legitimate little girl” to jail.

But as a brilliant interplanetary diplomat race, the cute and intelligent Woodlings, easily gain the favor of outsiders. After decades of contact, there are countless Earthlings fans, and the hybrids of the two communities, after being tested for twins, receive countless blessings and expectations... And then the hammer and blade that the kid's dad received broke history again.

Although Aishi humans and Woodlings have long had a precedent for hybrids, and although scientists have repeatedly assured us that there is no genetic difference between Earthlings and Aishi humans, doctors still dare not relax at all and watch for 24 hours until the child is born unexpectedly early...

“… where am I? ”

I recovered from confusion, and the question turned into a loud baby crying, while the familiar and unfamiliar Chinese language in my ear instantly made me understand where I was.

“Back again.....”

After turning around and returning to my homeland, I had some trance and some exclamation. Ash's past was like a dream, and it had broken behind me, and everything started over...

“Haha, I'm tired of having no internet, no TV, finally, my game king Roland is back... wait, the young body has the wisdom of adults, isn't that traditional reincarnation refreshing? Can't I copy songs, copy books, copy inventions, bubbles, flowers? Is it true that my fate is over and that the script of fate has been written? ”

Think about it, I'm laughing more and more.

And in the eyes of that "young girl" mother lying in bed, her healthy eldest son smiled vibrantly innocent and lovely.

And I could feel the familiar soul around me, and the little bastard was actually following me, after all, in a sense, we couldn't even part.

“Well, I guess I won, and I'm still your brother. Ha ha, my stupid brother, see how I take care of you. ”

I can feel that my vitality is slightly stronger than his, and it seems that I was still born a little earlier than his.

“What a blessing for a pair of dragon and phoenix. ”

I trembled momentarily, and it seemed like a young nurse, and my desperate efforts raised my head and struggled to look inside my legs, but I couldn't move at all, and I couldn't even see the outside world with a baby who lacked the ability to sense light.

“Handsome little brother, you have to protect your sister well in the future. ”

The old woman took advantage of me by gently rubbing her lips over my cheeks, but I wouldn't compare with her. At this moment, I was instantly satisfied, almost crying with joy, and on the other side, I felt the despair that some bad guy was infiltrating.

He... She's struggling, she's creeping, she's holding her feet and she's trying to pull her head together... is she going to crash into the crib?

“Little sister isn't hungry. ”

“ ……. Baby, give it to me. ”

But unfortunately, the naughty “little sister” was found and fed to the "little girl" mother... At this moment, Cavins... Kawen's infiltration of despair is delightful... heartache, um, how can I say I'm also a brother, or should I be nice to my sister?

And at the same time, I was a little relieved that a woman outside the window was pushed into the maternity ward, and my contract for Magic Pet was activated again, and it seems that a cat was successfully reincarnated... Wait, expect her not to get the gender wrong, in case she gets it wrong, just think about the scene can't see, I'm straight.

I feel more and more wrong. Generally, the soul has its own color. Normal people can't go wrong when they are reincarnated. Unfortunately, Cavins is a little too much.

“Are you famous? ”

The little nurse hugged me and was a little familiar with the fullness of her chest... Cough, I'm probably a little hungry, but the author still has to have a bottom line. Where's the bottle?

“The big name is Roland, and the little name is Kawen. ”

For a moment, don't say I was frightened, even Kawen poetry was frightened to forget to cry.

“Don't you follow your father's last name? I remember my father's name was Jiang? ”

“Well, these two children are lucky to have the blessing of our Lord God, who also decided to be their godmother, which is her name. ”

It was the happiest moment of her life that little mother's words were filled with pride and enabled her to become godmother to the long-detached Emila Goddess.

“Wow! ”

“Whoo-hoo! ”

And the two babies, crying at the same time, were frightened.

But it wasn't actually a cry, it was a fight between the two of them in the baby language.

“Pit Roland, you got me in trouble! How many times is this?! ”

“Can you blame me? This is obviously... It's obviously the malice of the world! ”

Well, the world got shot again, but two vibrant little guys misled the little mother.

“Babies, are you happy? The happier things are still behind us, and the godmother said she would come here herself to bless you. ”

For a moment, two little guys stopped crying while struggling to escape this dangerous area.

Unfortunately, however, the newborn is weak, tormented twice and is still stuck in the arms of nurses and young mothers.

And the nurse's braided hair fell on her face, itchy, but somehow familiar, and I instinctively reached out and grabbed it, and touched it, but it was that smooth silver wire.

“By the way, two kids, can't you stay? Can someone help you with the kids? My internship is almost over, I don't think I can stay in the hospital, or I'll babysit and help you with the baby for a while, I've studied nursing. ”

Strange, the sound is so familiar.

“That's wonderful! Thank you, Yi... ”

She was worried that she had a short hand to do the household work, someone helped bring the child, and the little mother was not happy, so she remembered that she didn't even remember each other's name.

“ ……. Eliza Lang, Russian hybrid, please. ”

At that moment, I felt that warm embrace turned into the strongest prison, tight, really tight! At this moment, I have no idea where to run.

At this time, outside the door is also a familiar voice.

“Where's my little boy? Bring it over here to teach your mother to kiss. Little Roland, you're so cute. Come on, call Mom. ”

It's dark in front of you. Where's the crib? Let me kill myself!