The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

When it comes to youth memories, I think each has such memories. Some memories make people smile, some green memories make people feel amazed, others make people feel red when they think of them, and they can't help but find a sip of water to drink.

And for someone, today is a special day, and he doesn't know if what he's doing today is the beginning of a super black history that will hit the desktop with his head once he remembers it, or a sweet memories that will be memorable.

“I like you, please be my girlfriend. ”

On the rooftop of only two people, under the peeps of friends hiding in the corner, the whole world smells like youth when a red-handed teenager shouts his heart out to a young girl.

“Well, I've liked you a long time, too, actually. ”

If Sweet Girl replied to the teenager's confession and let things develop so, I'm afraid everyone knows that this is a sweet and boring youth comedy, but the memories of youth are always sour, and the development of 90% will not be so smooth.

“... sorry, actually, I already have someone I like. ”

Well, it's probably a realist development, but as long as our male lead continues to work hard, there's still a turnaround.

“Scrap, how dare you confess to me like this? How much money do you have? How much does it cost a year? Going to college? What is expected to be done. First of all, let's get out of here without a million dollars a year. ”

Well, it's probably a more realistic development, and it's a pain in the heart of countless adult males.

“... sorry, I like girls. ”

This... is too difficult, if this is not the pretext that the girl is going to use to euphemize you, or it would be better to just give up.

“Ha ha, actually, I'm your mom's dad's sister's brother. ”

This is all the more tangled up. If this guy is not a star wars system watcher or a deep addict to Korean drama, if what she says is true..... before going to do blood tests, why don't you take him to see a psychiatrist first?

“Sorry, I only like the second dollar, I'm not interested in the third dimensional gorilla with leg hair and chest hair! ”

Well, it's more desperate, but fortunately it doesn't generally develop this way in real life. Of course, for a small group of people with special habits, such housewives are more and more expectant… but in real life, housewives demand a particularly high appearance, and the housewives are even more tragic.

But sometimes the only difference between reality and novel is that stories need logic, and reality is completely unnecessary!

“Sorry, I'm a vampire and my family says I can't socialize with humans. Although you're only half human, it's three yuan, and I only like two yuan, not interested in three-dimensional gorillas with leg hair and chest hair! My favorite secondary girl ever! Besides, I already have someone I like! ”

I'm sorry about this scene, but I really don't know how to deal with it at this time. It's better to start throwing up too much bad...

“Smile, just smile... sister! Is this any different from those tragedies above!! Just all the tragedies together? How far do you have to fail to be a human being in order for all the tragedies to come together? And what do you mean, vampires? Is this really real world high school? Give me back the scientific worldview of ordinary people! ”

In the classroom, even after a day of failing confessions, Rorschach's serial vomiting continued to echo in the classroom, and this exasperated roar made him meet new friends who were only two weeks old and meet the young man again.

Rorschach, L. Heroise, there are strange names, younger than the actual age, not long after his 16th birthday, and he now says he's 10 years old and everyone believes him. It's often said that blonde little faces are cute with red puffs, and, um, just natural doll faces.

Weighing less than 50 KG and about a meter and a half tall, this height is already worth taking pride in considering that a quarter of mixed children are forever young woody spirits.

There is nothing special about it, on the contrary, there has been an unrecognizable black history due to its excessively young appearance...

“I would be under pressure with you to be treated as a sister and tolerated as a mother and child... last month Asha was treated as an aunt just for shopping with you and I couldn't accept it. ”

“Sorry, although your confession touched me, I've always treated you like a sweet little brother pet...”

Wait, is there a problem with the last “pet”? Isn't it better to call the police directly?

Although Rorschach's appearance is slightly out of the mainstream, he's a very ordinary young man on Earth.

If you are looking for something extraordinary, it is a natural hybrid gift, which makes Rorschach's motor nerves very good, that is, not much exercise can also be the main force at the sporting event, but this particular college just transferred into, I'm afraid, is not a very good advantage.

“Comrade Brave, don't be sad, who told you to target so high, someone else is Miss Thousand Kings of the Isabel family, but that refusal spread throughout the school, as sad as you are not a minority. Tsk, the goal of love is dual life, and the whole school boys are out at the same time. ”

Kahn sat in front of Rorschach and was also his first friend to come to the school.

“Brave man? ”

“Yeah, it's only been less than a week since you transferred, and you dare to hit 100 percent of Kaolin Flowers, plus what you did in a month at the Academy, not what a brave man is. ”

Sounds good, Rorschach is in a slightly better mood at the bottom of the valley, but his own table, Sunana, who is also the head of the human class, pushes glasses and playfully says.

“Waste brave man. But we don't deserve to talk about you either. ”

Rorschach was silent, but could only complain on the table with dismay.

“Scrap or something, no way. I'm also a athlete in my own college, it's still very popular.....”

But it seems that Masuna, the green plum herself from Earth, still hasn't let go of her meaning.

“The athlete? How long will it take you to run a hundred meters? ”

“Thirteen seconds, two! School Games number three! ”

Rorschach, a natural athletic talent who was once very much expected by the school, but had no interest in sweating, did not hesitate to reject the athletics team invitation, but remained the class leader at the games.

“... 10 seconds of passing in the sports system, even my girl, in 11 seconds. ”

Put aside the suspicious beverage labeled "authentic underground cow's milk," clearly “Literary Girl," Suna, but scorned Rorschach's "athlete.”

“Ten seconds pass? The Olympic record is weak. Give me back my mortal world and worldview! And give me back my Literature Department's green plum horse and visionary sister! ”

“Don't be silly, this isn't Earth, and you can't be a mortal from the start, can you, little prince of the Wood Spirit hybrid? ”

“Don't laugh at me, I'm just a regular quarter hybrid, those wooden spirits must be mistaken. You think I want to come? There is no force majeure. ”

Yeah, Rorschach also wanted to ask himself, why would he, an ordinary Earthling, come to another planet, enter the great age of this universe full of fantastic creatures, and become an alien studying in the Eichstein domain?

Ash, like Earth, is a member of the Watchdog Agreement, but unlike Earth, where the technology tree is developing, there is a clear bias towards the mysterious side, where the mystery in the novel becomes a reality, but is also home to half of one's own blood.

Though one quarter of its tree spirits are indigenous inhabitants, adapting themselves to the pristine tide of elements here for thousands of miles a day, the values that are totally alien and native are also all sorts of soil and water inconsistencies that make a lot of jokes.

Originally, the trajectory of one's life has been determined, that is to go to school, study well, find a bad university, a craft that can make money, find an easy job with no future, work while continuing one's hobby, wait for the nagging of family and friends, the bare stick can no longer be used, and find a non-ugly wife to marry.

Then in the middle age, we pushed the matter to the new young, wandering when the pay thief mixed up with the year of retirement, and then left the world in the complaint of his children, "How can you not die?" It would be even more perfect if he could fool the tears of the end, as for the Shinto things in the family business...

“Give it all to my sister, who loves it, and adapt to that crazy and incomprehensible world in all respects, compared to my mediocre eldest son. ”

But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and then all his expectations and life goals were broken.

“Dear brother.

If you read this letter, I'm afraid I'm dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, go to Asher's Star Watch School and go after that girl named Isabel. By the way, Little Ibe is a two-dollar dead house. Remember to throw it.

Your loveliest sister: Laurie.h Heroise.

Yes, on Rorschach's 16th birthday, he got a birthday present, not something to make people happy, but a death message and a suicide note from his twin sister.

Since then, Rorschach's world has been completely changed, and he has not come to this shithole, pursuing girls he has never seen, seeking the truth about the death of his sister, and starting a new life as a super waste.

Originally, whoever cares about the family's affairs and who goes, already has his own goals in life, he still wants to let go, but what makes Rorschach most angry is the last word in the letter.

“PS. Remember to bring the Milos cake from the bakery next door to worship me. I want to eat it. ”

“PS: Matcha, chocolate, strawberry! At least ten of each! Double the cream, the aunt is very good with each other, just say more. ”

“PS PS PS: By the way, even if I'm gone, don't be bitter! Brother's relationship is bad enough, let alone exasperate people! ”

Seeing such an end, he identified the source of the letter, and no one could write such a PS except for that lovely snack at his house.

“Hey, hey, hey, Laurie, are you really dead? How can a dead man write a letter and want to eat it? And who killed you! ”

Three days ago, Rorschach, just 16, had the most enjoyable summer of his life, but unlike other bear kids who had just finished their high school entrance exams, he had plenty of options and spent the entire summer working to make money.

After all, in a sense, rejecting family arrangements, and sticking to the lives of ordinary people, is tantamount to cutting off one's own financial resources. Although one's sister from time to time will try to get a little financial support for herself, the little girl's bags are not surplus, her mouth is still stuffy. Every time she meets secretly, she can see her drooling outside the cake shop, and she herself imagines feeding her sister the same way she did in the past. There is nothing more adorable in the world than her fed sister... Cough, just accidentally leaked it. Don't be serious, Rorschach is just considering that life is still long and she will learn to be independent.

What kind of work would a 16-year-old minor do? For some reason, a distant uncle took care of himself, introduced a job that balanced his studies and allowed him to earn enough to live. Ben was a "rookie walking through the back door”, and that was the effort of the two months, but let his predecessors in the workplace give him a little recognition, and started giving him some one-sided work.

Speaking of which, I'm afraid you've all guessed that Rorschach's way of earning a living is to write a magazine that's not famous and write a little tofu.

But because of his lack of life experience, he could only write some game reviews, SF short fantasy novels, etc., and was always thrown up by editors and readers' letters of inquiry. "Too fake” “characters are in a mess. Don't you have friends with the author?” “I feel ashamed when I look at the ultra-class second moves and lines. Do you dare to read them yourself?”.

As a result, he threw up "I'm really sorry that I don't have any friends, but everyone spends their time in the editorial department on holidays and weekends. It looks like everyone is about the same. No, I'm still young and I'm saved. You elderly people can continue FFF Corps." Then, because of the truth, my predecessors held up posters and magazine booklets and chased me...

This worker has been working for almost two years, and progress has not been significant, especially in the most recent article, where he wrote about the chaotic adventures he heard from his adoptive mother because of his impatience.

The mad prince adventured to list, because of the truthfulness of the watch, the plot was strange, especially the protagonist Roland was very popular and well received. As a result, he was very happy to receive a lot of enthusiastic letters from readers, but also prayed in a dark way. Don't let the adoptive mother see it, otherwise most of himself did not end well.

There has just been some progress in the work, and it has been recognized by seniors. Rorschach even hesitated to drop out of school and step into work early. After all, that job does not require much education.

“... Laurie, I think writing is the happiest day of my life, and I want to write all my life, otherwise I'd better drop out early. It feels like going back to school is just a waste of time. ”

As a result, his sister refused to answer his phone call for ten days. She also wrote to reprimand herself. "I don't want to turn my brother into a cripple in the editorial department. If Brother dares to quit school, I will tell Dad to quit and let him take you back to inherit the family business."

And even though he was so depressed by the map cannon on the phone, his predecessor, who brought himself in, objected to his thoughts and said:

“Without real life experience, the brighter imagination lacks a bit of real color. Even if it can tempt the eye for a short time, fine taste is like chewing wax, while you are young, it is better to read more books. Don't be afraid to waste your time, even for the sake of future accumulation.".

Looking at this fat predecessor, it's not that he doesn't know it's really good for him, but when Rorschach thinks about something he might never use in a boring classroom, he feels super powerless, but his sister won't let herself out of school.

So, unfortunately, Rorschach can only "keep wasting time”.

In fact, he has thought about his future. Even if he reads, finding a normal high school is enough, he can still focus on writing. By the time he goes to college, by the time he goes to college, he can report to a second-class university Chinese department, journalism department, he can continue to sheep, and then Laurie won't say anything.

But everything, the expectations and dreams of the future, the only trustworthy relative or something, was shattered by that cold black letter.

“Laurie's dead, so you're going to Ash, instead of her becoming an interstellar knight. ”