The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"...It's really unlucky, how can this be done before I have made trouble? It shouldn't be. Roland! It's all your fault!"

"Go faster, fool, I still want to find old acquaintances to hear the latest news."

Of course I won’t pay attention to Cavins’ nagging. At this moment, we have just stepped ashore. On both sides are towering black mountains. The only silver road leads to the distant palaces, the familiar dark gray sky in front of us. It makes people very sigh.

"Hades, I really didn't expect to be here."

Cavins' sigh was full of memories. Perhaps it was the war that took place in the Hades that changed the course of the entire world.

For Cavins, he got rid of the control of the will of the abyss here, gained the knowledge and memory of Cynthia, and gained completeness, before he had the idea of ​​opening the door and going out to make trouble.

For me, the establishment of Hades also means that the desperate cycle is cut off. We have avoided the worst ending and unstoppable bad luck.

It can be said that this battle of Styx changed the fate of the entire world, and this change will have more and more influence in the future.

The collapse of the Holy Light System was originally a complete destruction, and the political, national, national, and racial chaos that followed, as well as those ambitious other races, were enough to instantly turn the human race that dominates the race into a second-rate.

Once the king loses the crown, the upstarts who seize the scepter will no longer give you a chance to rise.

But now the holy light system of the underworld has topped it, and it has also propped up this shattered coat. As long as this period of time has passed, many things will be different.

It is equivalent to a more moderate pure doctrine of the Holy Light, which completely replaces the original rather radical fundamental doctrine of the Holy Light, plus the fact that the Hades is originally a multi-ethnic mixed "temporary government", and racial discrimination will be huge. Although it is impossible to eliminate the reduction, it turns out that you can start plundering when you see a foreign race. The slaughter of children of other races is regarded as the folly of heroic legends, and it should be enough.

"Really, I should thank those heavenly friends more."

I still know a little bit about the sinister heart, no matter how friendly these outside visitors express, no matter how neutral and objective the agreement seems, no matter how loud the slogan "not interfere with other tribes, the internal affairs of his world", as long as those steel battleships Still floating in the air, the star-swallowing monster may come again. Then, with such an "foreign enemy", the society of the Ashes will be much peaceful, and the barriers between races will be eliminated a lot.

Intelligent creatures have a bad habit derived from their survival instinct. They always like to draw a circle. Outside the circle is the enemy, and the inside is the friend. Then they can use high-sounding reasons to clean up and crowd out the enemy, and make mistakes and sadness. The reality is left to the enemy, and the result is exclusive resources and development space.

The so-called contacts, the so-called small groups, the so-called opposing classes, and the so-called various struggles, in the final analysis, are just the thread needed by the heart.

This thread can be religion, race, skin color, ethnicity, or even gender, region, accent, education level, whether to eat tofu is sweet or salty... It seems to have drawn a taboo. The topic, in order not to become a contention between the sweet and salty party, the example will stop here.

Regardless of the history of the earth, it is clearly a history of war that a race has never stopped. In Ashe, where multiple races coexist, wars and battles have never stopped.

In the non-jihad period, race and religious beliefs are the most common reasons for war, and fighting between the same race can easily draw out a lot of reasons. Since there are interests that need to be contested, just draw a line out. It can be beaten to the head.

During the jihad period, the camp of order and chaos was a natural line, but now, there is an extra line between the original inhabitants of Ashe and outside visitors. Then, there will be a lot of peace within the line foreseeable.

And if I didn't admit my mistake, the watch agreement was not just a written document in vernacular. Although it must have many flaws and loopholes, the will of the twelve powerful beings is enough to make the agreement's effectiveness beyond the soul contract.

"By the way, thank you for opening the door. I guess, the world will be a lot more peaceful because of this, or I suggest you a Roland ******."

I smiled happily, expressed my sincere gratitude to Cavins, and then happily watched the angry stupid brother jump like thunder.

process?For me who want to come to the conclusion theory, it is not important at all. As long as a fool like Cavins, it will be satisfied with a vigorous riot.

"What success or failure is not important? The process is important. That is the self-comfort of the loser. Why do you lose if you can win? No matter how beautiful the process is, the result is a mess. Is your hard work still acting as a drama for outsiders? Or just pursuing self-satisfaction? Artist."

I have always been a result pie. It is my motto to seek victory at all costs and means. Now, when I enjoy the results of victory, I laugh at this fool who has taken his own life for nothing.

"..... Are you laughing at me? You haven't taken your own life yet. According to your statement, you just watched me open the door and it was all over, so why bother to catch yourself."

Now, it’s my turn to be suffocated, and I almost threw down tears. Old man, I’m so wronged to die... I haven’t had time to destroy those "baby book collections" in the old house, but I don’t have a good reputation. Ruined.

However, I regret the current situation. The most helpless one is probably Cavins. Not only did he have no chance to go out to play, but he didn't have a big fight and ended here. I should be very unwilling.

In the end, the result of the two hurting each other is that the two are unhappy, one after the other shut their mouths, and no one cares about each other, exactly the same as before.

"...The one in front is a bit familiar."

The miserable female ghost whose stomach exploded was still staring at me fiercely.

"Look at me again, look at me again? Look at me again and eat you!"

Stygian water is very terrible, the dead spirits will continue to lose their memory and self.... Simply put, it is the constant "-1 IQ", and the last remaining, often only the deepest obsession, and that's it. Will continue to dissipate with the cycle.

And such chaotic dead spirits are also convenient for reincarnation, and more convenient for the current underworld trial.

It stands to reason that our death was so miserable this time. The soul itself has been soaked in the river for almost a month. It should have been turned into a fool by the water of the Styx, but it seems that our soul has died too many times and has developed resistance to the Styx. The result is that in a group of bewildered dead people marching, just the two of us are twittering.

"Imemisia? Or Leona? You died terribly!"

Suddenly, Cavins' wailing scared me a lot. What a coincidence, I met an old acquaintance.

But the female ghost ignored Cavins, still staring at me, could it be that these two?I took a closer look, only to realize that it was... the wrong person.

"From skin color to face shape to hair color is completely different, you treat me as a fool!"

"Heh, did you scare you? Do you still love guilt, continue to feel guilty, Leona, you died so miserably..."

While we continued to hurt each other, we followed the brigade up the road. Suddenly, the front lighted up, the tower of holy light that guided the dead watched here, and the mountain road became much easier to walk.

Maybe they found me.

"... Roland, this is your design, do you know what will happen next? Is there any loophole."

Even Cavins hesitated at this moment. It seemed that he was scared enough by the laws of the gods.

I smiled happily, I have been waiting for this day for a long time.

"Of course... no more. The trial system I personally created is absolutely, fundamentally, impossible to have any loopholes. Even if the judges want to be merciful, there is no way out..."

Inexplicably, the more I talk about it, the sadder I become. Although I am very proud of this system, it seems that I have set a new record of shooting myself in the foot.

"Purgatory punishment for more than two hundred years may also be random when reincarnated, giving priority to additional punishments such as the animal way. Well, don't look at others, I'm talking about you, Cavins Lan."

When you are in a bad mood, it’s better to find someone to share with you, although I think my punishment is light and limited.

"Imimisia?"

This time, I’m not mistaken. The female ghost with a face full of satisfaction, like a saint, was wrapped in pink light and sank into the ground. It seemed that she was going to serve her sentence in the hell responsible for *** in the Seven Purgatory. In the Hades, the bright spot of light is also the weight of sin. If you look at this bright like a lighthouse, this guy also started in a hundred years.

"Meow, it's terrible, can I cancel the contract now."

The cat-like ghost that had been napping on my head yawned. I calculated it, maybe this cat has a longer sentence than Cavins.

"Tsk, I told you to get rid of you early, it's too late now, dear cellmates, I would like to ask you for advice in the future."

Not to mention, most of the crimes committed by Heroes and I were related to killing and fraud, and the chances of serving a sentence in a purgatory were high.

Finally, the mountain road was over. When I arrived at the hall of trial, I looked at the familiar figure above and the unsentimental twin pupils. Even I took a breath.

"Sinner Roland, retrospective crime..."

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Fifty years later, a certain level of Underworld Purgatory.

"Bail? Pay off with merit? There is no such clause in the law of the Hades! I am not satisfied, I want to appeal, I want to appeal? This is because the black-hearted civil servants cannot use public power for private purposes."

"... Don't make trouble for me, find a time to let you out. It's easy for us, but finally, through the comparison of the laws of the earth, the new law amendment is passed, so that those who serve more than half of the sentence can pay off with merit, don't you Continue to trouble me."

Aye touched his eyebrows. The bastard in front of him would really cause trouble for himself. There were a lot of things in his death. How many times did those two crazy women try to attack the underworld?

However, these two crazy women came back from the outside world and became more and more unable to deal with it. This person is in jail, and he has to worry about the entire prison being blown to the sky. It is too entangled.

There is also the sleepless man with the elm head, who has no concept of human affection. In the end, it was because this matter was too important, so through this meaningless supplementary plan, the jailer of the underworld can be commissioned to serve more than half of the sentence for the benefit of the whole world. The sinner made compensation.

Why is it meaningless?Under normal circumstances, without mentioning the jailer, there is no need to ask the prisoners for help. The souls who have served a certain level of jail have long lost their self, reincarnated and returned to reincarnation.

"Furthermore, we really have something for you to do, and probably only you can do this."

I am silent. I will look for us for anything. I have retired long ago and should have a peaceful old age. I will now wait for the end of the sentence and then return to reincarnation.

"Ashe, we must find Ashe. You probably didn't know these years. Ashe has also joined the Wisdom Life Watch Agreement, and because Ashe has attracted much attention, it is regarded as the most promising magical civilization in the Association for a thousand years. After all, it is the primitive civilization of the Twelve Pillar Gods, and in order to have a more voice in the association, for the future of Ashe civilization, but we...need the Ashe mother."

Then Iyer said a lot. It seems that the pressure has been too great recently, and the original cold brother quickly entered the menopause of nagging uncle.

The meaning of the words is probably that the twelve pillar gods have long disappeared in the vast universe, and the civilizations that vaguely receive the support and inheritance of the pillar gods are already super civilizations across the world, and now Ashe is still very immature. But the big tree attracts prying eyes, so we need a genuine piece of gold thigh.

In the end, after studying the various nerves in the underworld, I definitely sent the little tadpoles outside to find her mother... I mean sent the Son of Destiny to look for Ai Xi.

"Why me?"

"Nonsense, the one with you is His Royal Highness Astria, don't think we don't know, an elf queen, a supreme goddess, who is in prison to the point of yours, it's almost..."

"....... Too enviable!"

Of course it wasn't Iyer who said this, but Cavins who looked envy and hatred over there.

Probably the worst is Cavins. In Purgatory, there are additional penalties for playboys, including ex-girlfriend meetings... I mean the Revenge Club, Cavins’ four-digit lover, and is also regulated The power turned into a virtual soul to resurrect, and the tragic tearing of the Asura field was really...pleasant, I don't know how the person involved, at least I watched it as a comedy.

Well, especially after being divided into more than four thousand pieces by a knife and a small fork, and then divided into pieces by one person, it is really pleasing. I have the opportunity to rewrite it into a novel and warn those who are in the spotlight.

"Huh, justice will eventually fall from the sky!"

Hehe, let's get back to business, in the end, because of the existence of a certain goddess in my body, in the end, it seems that I have become the most likely existence to find Ashe.

Iyer used this reason to persuade the sleepless and ended my sentence early.

I was silent and hesitated inexplicably.

"Actually, I don't want to go out."

This is not a lie, I really don't want to go out, here, at least I got the peace I expected.

"...If you don't go out, we will let the two crazy women come in to accompany you."

I was silent, and the tragedy of Cavins that day appeared in front of me, and I couldn't help but shudder.

[Roland, I miss my mother.

Asteria's words made me hesitate, after all, now I owe her favors.

"Roland, I want a child, a real child, a healthy, living child."

The blond girl behind that suddenly hugged me, and the sudden burst of exaggerated speech made me almost spray Aye...

"Ahem. Can the soul be choked to death... Heloise, what are you talking nonsense."

But those quiet eyes conveyed to me her determination. Without a body, there would be no offspring, and she was not reconciled.

In fact, I am even more reconciled.

It has been more than four hundred years, and my poor "great magician" career has probably refreshed Ashe's historical record... This paragraph has been pinched, and this paragraph must never be known to people, and I must not record history under this name. !Complete your life.

"Okay, okay, I promised, but I don’t have a physical body now. You have to be prepared for this. I am sure to retain my self and memory after reincarnation, but the physical body must have strong enough blood, otherwise it will be tiring to start all over again. ."

"Don't worry about that, they are ready a long time ago, and you are guaranteed to be satisfied."

"they?"

And in the days to come, what I regret most is why I didn’t investigate who they were...

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A year later, the obstetrics and gynecology department of a certain hospital on the earth has become the focus of some enthusiasts.

The chief gynecology doctor of this hospital hasn’t closed his eyes for two whole days. After all, it’s the descendants of the alien species Wood Spirit and the human beings on Earth that are about to give birth. For the time being, how many people cursed the villain for the lucky man who married the Little Wood Spirit. How many people were chased and killed trying to break the third leg, how many people tried to amend the law to send the guy who worked on the "legal young girl" to jail.

But as an excellent race of interstellar diplomats, the cute and intelligent wood spirits are easily loved by outsiders. After decades of contact, there are countless earthling fans, and this mixed race of the two races is even more popular. After checking out the twins, they received the blessings and expectations of countless people... Then the hammer and blade received by the child's father once again broke the historical record.

Although there have been precedents of mixed race between Ashe humans and Mu Ling, although scientists have repeatedly assured that there is no essential difference between earth people and Ashe humans at the genetic level, doctors still dare not relax the slightest vigilance and take turns on duty 24 hours a day. Until the child was born unexpectedly early...

"...Where is this place?"

I recovered from the confusion, but the question I sent out turned into a loud baby crying, and the familiar and unfamiliar Earth Chinese in my ear made me instantly understand where I was.

"It's back again..."

After turning around, I returned to my homeland again. I was a little dazed and sighed. Ashe's past is like a dream, it has been shattered behind him, and everything starts again...

"Haha, I'm fed up with the days without internet and TV. Finally, my game king Roland is back... Wait a minute, young bodies have the wisdom of adults. Isn't this a traditional reincarnation cool text? Can’t I copy songs, copy books, and create school flowers? Could it be that my bad luck is really over, and the script of fate has been written by someone else?"

Thinking about it, I laughed more and more.

In the eyes of the mother of the "young girl" lying on the bed, her healthy eldest son smiled vigorously, so innocent and so cute.

And I can also vaguely feel the familiar soul around me, and that little bastard has also followed. After all, in a sense, we cannot be separated at all.

"Oh, it seems that I won, and I'm still my brother. Haha, my stupid brother, let's see how I can clean you up."

I can feel that my vitality is slightly stronger than him. It seems that I was born a little earlier than him.

"A good pair of fetuses, you are really blessed."

I trembled in an instant. It seemed to be a young nurse. I lifted my head desperately, struggling to look to the inside of my legs, but couldn't move at all, let alone how the baby who lacked the ability to take photos could see the outside world clearly .

"Handsome little brother, you must protect your sister in the future."

Lips gently brushed my cheeks, this old woman actually took advantage of me, but I would not care about her. At this moment, I was satisfied instantly, almost crying with joy, and on the other side, I felt that some hapless guy was taking advantage of me. Despair seeping through.

He.... She was struggling, squirming, holding the foot of the bed and trying to raise her head and leaned over... Is she going to kill her head in the crib?

"Is my little sister hungry?"

"...Baby give it to me."

But it is a pity that the naughty "little sister" was found, and she gave it to the "young girl" mother to breastfeed... At this moment Cavins... The despair that Ka Wenwen seeps out is really pleasing...heartache, um, In any case, I am also an older brother, so I still have to treat my sister better.

At the same time, I was also a little relieved. A parturient outside the window was pushed into the delivery room, and my pet contract was activated again. It seems that a certain cat has successfully reincarnated as a human this time... Wait, look forward to it. Don't get her gender wrong, in case it is wrong, you can't see the picture just thinking about it. I'm straight.

I feel more and more that something is wrong. Generally speaking, the soul has its own color, and normal people can't go wrong when reincarnated, and Cavins is unlucky.

"Have you named it?"

The little nurse hugged me, the plumpness of my chest was a bit familiar...Ahem, I'm probably a bit hungry, but I still have a bottom line to be a human being. Where is the baby bottle?

"The big one is Roland, and the small one is Ka Wenshi."

In an instant, let alone I was scared, even Ka Wenshi was scared to forget to cry.

"Don't you follow your father's surname? I remember his father's surname is Jiang?"

"Well, these two children are very lucky. They have been blessed by the lord god of our clan. The mother of the lord god also decided to be their godmother. She gave this name."

The little mother’s words were full of pride, and being able to let the goddess Amela, who had long since retired, served as the godmother was the most happy moment in her life.

"Wow!"

"Woohoo!"

But the two babies cry at the same time, this is scared.

But it wasn't actually crying, but the two quarreled in baby language.

"Fuck Roland, you are unlucky for me! How many times is this?!"

"Can this be blamed on me? This is obviously...it is obviously the malice of the world!"

Well, the world was shot again, but the two energetic little guys misunderstood the little mother.

"Little babies, are you happy? The happier things are still to come, and the godmother said she will come here to bless you personally."

In an instant, the two little guys stopped crying, and at the same time struggled hard, trying to escape this dangerous area.

But it is a pity that the newborn is not strong enough, and after tossing twice, he is still unable to move in the arms of the nurse and the young mother.

And the end of the nurse's braided hair fell on his face, itchy, but inexplicably familiar, I instinctively reached out and scratched, but it was the smooth silver wire that I touched.

"By the way, you can't stay with the two children. Can someone help you take care of your children? My internship is about to end, and it is estimated that I will not be able to stay in the hospital. Or I will be a babysitter and help you with your children for a while, I will learn After nursing."

It's strange, the voice is so familiar.

"That's great! Thank you, Yi..."

I was worried that it would be difficult to do housework with short hands. Someone helped bring the children. The little mother was overjoyed. Then she remembered that she hadn't remembered her name.

"... Eliza Lan, mixed Russian, please give me more advice."

At that moment, I felt that warm embrace had become the most solid prison, tightened, really tightened!At this moment, I don't know where to go.

At this time, the voice was also familiar outside the door.

"Where is my little son? Take him over to teach his mother. Little Roland, you are so cute. Come on, call Mom and listen."

It went black for an instant, where is the crib?Let me die!