The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Speaking of the memories of youth, probably everyone has memories of this and that kind of past events. Some memories make people smile in retrospect, some of the green memories make people sigh, and some make people feel blushing when they think of it. I drank the water in one fell swoop.

For someone, today is a special day, and he doesn’t know whether what he did today is the super dark history that smashes the table with his head once he remembers it, or the beginning of an unforgettable sweet memory. .

"I like you, please be my girlfriend."

On the roof with only two people, under the peep of friends hiding in the corner, when the flushed boy shouted his heart to the girl, the whole world was full of youth.

"Okay, I actually like you for a long time."

If the girl sweetly agrees to the teenager’s confession and let the situation develop like this, I am afraid that everyone knows that this is a sweet and greasy youth comedy, but the memories of youth are always sweet and sour, and 90% of the development will not So smoothly.

"...I'm sorry, actually, I already have someone I like."

This is probably the development of the realism. Although the plot is tortuous after all, as long as our hero continues to work hard, there will still be a turning point.

"Waste, do you dare to confess to me just like this? How much do you have? How much is your annual income? You plan to go to that university? What kind of work do you expect to be able to do. Let me talk about it first. If the annual income is less than one million, give it to me."

Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also a pain in the heart of countless adult men.

"...Sorry, I like girls."

This... is too difficult. If this is not the girl who intends to use this excuse to decline you, it is better to just give up.

"Haha, actually, I'm your mom, dad, sister and brother."

This is even more entangled. If this guy is not a star wars system, or a deep-poisoned person in Korean dramas, if what she said is true... before going for blood test, will you take it first? Psychiatry is better.

"Sorry, I only like the second dimension, I am not interested in the three-dimensional orangutan with leg hair and chest hair!"

This is more desperate, but fortunately in reality, it is generally not developed like this. Of course, for a small number of compatriots with special living habits, such an otaku is more and more expectant... But in reality, the otaku looks more attractive. The demands are actually very high, and the otakus are even more tragic.

But sometimes, the only difference between reality and novels is that the story requires logic, and reality is completely unnecessary!

"Sorry, I'm a vampire. My family said that I can't communicate with humans. Although you are only half human, you are also three-dimensional. And I only like two-dimensional. I am not interested in the three-dimensional orangutans with hairy legs and chest hair! I like most Cute two-dimensional girl! And, I already have someone I like!"

This scene, sorry, narration, I really don’t know how to deal with it at this time, there is too much awkwardness.

"Smile, just smile... Sister! Is this different from the tragedies above!! Just let all the tragedies come together? How far do you have to fail to be a man before all the tragedies come together? And what is a vampire? Meaning? Is this really a high school in the real world? Give me back the scientific worldview of ordinary people!"

In the classroom, even if the most failed confession has passed for a day, Rorschach’s serial vomiting still reverberates in the classroom. This full of angry roar made him meet this young man again with his new friends who have only met for two weeks. .

Rorschach, L. Heloise, has a strange name, and looks younger than his actual age. He just passed his sixteenth birthday not long ago. Now he says that he is believed to be ten years old. He is often said to have a blond little face. The red flutter is very cute, um, is a natural baby face.

Weighing less than fifty kilograms and standing about 1.5 meters tall, considering that a quarter of mixed-race children are always young wooden spirits, this height is already very proud.

There is no special strength, on the contrary, there has been an unbearable black history because of the too young appearance...

"I will be under pressure when I am with you, being treated as a sibling and being treated as a mother and son... Last month, Asha was treated as an aunt only when I was shopping with you. I really cannot accept it. "

"Sorry, although your confession really touched me, in fact, I always treat you as a little brother and a cute pet..."

Wait, is there something wrong with the last "pet"? Is it better to call the police directly?

Although Rorschach's appearance is slightly non-mainstream, but inside is actually a very ordinary earth boy.

If you insist on finding something extraordinary, it is the natural mixed-race talent that makes Rorschach’s motor nerves very good. Even if you don’t exercise much, you can become the main force in the sports meeting, but in this special college that you just transferred to, I’m afraid This is not a strong point.

"Comrade brave, don't be sad, who told you that your goal is so high, the other is the daughter of the Isabel family, but the rejection spread throughout the school, and there are many who are as sad as you. Tsk, the goal of love is a two-dimensional creature, All boys are out at the same time."

Kahn sat in the front seat of Rorschach, and was also his first friend who came to this school.

"The brave?"

"Yes, less than a week after transferring to another school, you dare to face the difficulties with the 100% fall rate of Kaolin Flower, plus the things you have done in the academy for a month, it is not a brave."

It sounds good, Rorschach feels a little better when she has fallen to the bottom, but her deskmate, Su Nana, who is also a human squad leader, pushed her glasses and said playfully.

"It's a waste material brave. However, we are not qualified to talk about you."

Rorschach was speechless immediately, but could only lie down on the table and complain in frustration.

"It's a waste material or something, no. I'm a good athlete in my own academy. It's still very popular..."

But it seemed that Ma Sunana, the childhood sweetheart she had followed from the earth, still didn't let her go.

"Athlete? How long does it take for you to run a 100-meter dash?"

"13 seconds 2! Third in the school sports meeting!"

Rorschach, who was born with good athletic talent, was once highly anticipated by the school for this reason, but he was not interested in sweating at all. He refused the invitation of the track team without hesitation, but he was still the main force of the class at the Games.

"...He passed the sports department in 10 seconds, even my girl, within 11 seconds."

Putting the suspicious drink labeled "Authentic Dungeon Cow Tau Milk" aside, Su Na, who is clearly a "literary girl", despises Rorschach, a "sportsman" from the corner of her eyes.

"Passed in ten seconds? The Olympic record is really weak. Ah, ah, give me back the world and worldview of mortals! Also, give me back my childhood sweetheart from the Department of Literature and the yearning junior sister!"

"Don't be silly, this is not the earth, and you can't be a mortal since you started, the little wooden spirit half-blood prince."

"Don't laugh at me, I'm just an ordinary half-blood. Those wood spirits must have made a mistake. You think I want to come! It's not because of irresistible force."

Yes, Rorschach also wanted to ask herself, as an ordinary earthling, why would she come to other planets, enter this cosmic era full of fantasy creatures, and become an alien studying in the Ashe Star Territory.

Ashe, like the earth, is a member of the Overwatch Agreement, but unlike the earth where the science and technology tree develops, it is obviously on the mystery side. The mystery in the novel has become a reality, but it is also the hometown of half of his own blood.

Although his quarter of the wood spirit bloodline is the aboriginal here, allowing himself to adapt to the primitive elemental tides here, but as aliens and natives completely disagree with the values, it is also a variety of incompatibility. A lot of jokes.

Originally, my life track has been determined, which is to study hard, study hard, find a good university to learn a craft that can make money, find a relaxed and hopeless job, and continue my hobbies while working. , Waiting for the nagging of relatives and friends, the bachelor can no longer be a bachelor, and find another wife who is neither beautiful nor ugly to marry.

Then in the middle of life, I will push the affairs to the young and newcomers, linger as a salary thief until the year of retirement, and then pass away amidst the complaints of his children "How can I not die?" If they can be deceived The last tears will be even more perfect. As for those godly things in the family business...

"Leave it all over to my sister who likes these things. Compared with my mediocre eldest son, I can adapt to that crazy and incomprehensible world in every way."

But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and all his expectations and goals in life were all shattered.

"Dear brother.

If you read this letter, I am afraid I am already dead.If you want to know who killed your dear sister, please go to the Star Watcher Academy of Ashe's Thor and pursue the girl named Isabel.By the way, Little Yibei is the second element of the dead house, remember to do what you like.

Your cutest sister: Luo Li. H. Heroes.

Yes, on Rorschach’s sixteenth birthday, the birthday gift she received was not something to make people happy, but the news and suicide note of her twin sister.

Since then, Rorschach’s world has been completely changed, and he has not come to this ghost place, pursuing the girl he has never seen before, seeking the truth about the death of his sister, and starting a new one as a super waste material. life.

Originally, whoever cares about family matters, he already wants to let go of his own life goals, but what makes Rorschach most worried is the last word in the letter.

"PS. Remember to bring the Milos cake from the bakery next door to me. I really want to eat it."

"PS of PS: Matcha flavor, chocolate flavor, strawberry flavor! At least ten of each! Double the cream, the auntie is very easy to deal with, just talk more."

"PS's PS's PS: By the way, even if I'm gone, don't have a bitter face! My brother's popularity is already bad enough, let alone scorn people!"

Seeing this ending, he determined the source of the letter. Except for his lovely snack product, no one can write such a PS.

"Hey hey hey, Luo Li, are you really dead? How can the dead still write letters and want to eat? And, who actually killed you!"

Three days ago, Rorschach, who was just sixteen, had the happiest summer vacation in her life, but unlike other bear kids who had just finished the high school entrance examination, he had a lot of choices. He had been working for the entire summer vacation. Make money.

After all, in a sense, rejecting family arrangements and being obsessed with ordinary people’s lives is tantamount to cutting off one’s own financial source. Although his sister will find ways to get herself financial subsidies from time to time, the little girl’s purse She is not surplus, and her mouth is very greedy. Every time I meet secretly, I can see her drooling outside the cake shop. I also imagined feeding my sister in the past. There is nothing in this world that is more cute than a fed sister... , Don't take it seriously. Rorschach just considers that the life is still long, and he has to learn to be independent.

Part-time job?What kind of job will use a minor who is only sixteen years old?There are some reasons for this. A distant uncle took care of himself, introduced a job that could take care of his studies, and allowed him to earn enough living expenses. He was originally a "backdoor rookie", and these are these two. Yue's hard work has made the seniors in the workplace recognize him a little bit, and they have also begun to give him some single-handed jobs.

Speaking of this, I'm afraid everyone has guessed that Rorschach's way of making a living is to do miscellaneous work and write some tofu for an unfamiliar magazine to earn some manuscript fees.

However, due to lack of life experience, he can only write some game reviews, SF short fantasy novels, etc., and he is always spit out by editors and readers' survey letters "too fake" "The character's feelings are messed up, and the author has no friends. "Is it?" "The moves and lines of Super Secondary Two are ashamed of seeing it. Do you dare to read them out by yourself?

As a result, he vomited, "I’m so sorry that I don’t have friends, but everyone spends time in the editorial department on holidays and weekends. It seems that everyone is the same. No, I’m still young and can be saved. You old dead houses will continue. FFF group", and because of telling the truth, the predecessors held up posters and bound magazines to be chased down....

I have been working in this job for nearly two years, and the progress has not been small, especially in the most recent one, because I was pressed into a hurry, I wrote about the messy adventures I heard from my adoptive mother.

The story of the crazy prince’s adventures, due to the factuality, the plot is surprising, especially the protagonist Roland is more capricious and full of joy, and is very well received. As a result, he was very happy to receive many enthusiastic letters from readers, but also secretly prayed. , Don't let the adoptive mother see it, otherwise you will probably not end well.

There has just been some progress in the work, and it has been recognized by the predecessors. Rorschach even hesitated whether to drop out of school and start work in advance. After all, the job does not require much academic qualifications.

"...Luo Li, I think writing is my happiest day. I want to write for the rest of my life. Otherwise, I'd better quit school early. It feels like continuing to study is just a waste of time."

The result was just a discussion. His sister was so angry that he would not answer his phone for ten days. She even wrote to reprimand herself, "I don't want my brother to become the otaku in the editorial department. If my brother dared to quit school, I would tell Abba that I would not Do it, let him take you back to inherit the family business.".

Even though he was very depressed by the map cannon on the phone, the senior who brought him into the industry opposed his idea and said:

"Without real life experience, no matter how brilliant the imagination is, there is no real color. Even if it can attract the eye for a short time, but the taste is like chewing wax, it is better to read more books while you are young. Don't be afraid to waste time, even if it is Accumulate for the future.".

Looking at this chubby senior, it’s not that I don’t know that the other person is really good to me, but when Rorschach thinks of the things that may not be needed for a lifetime, I think that he still has to learn in the boring classroom, and feels so motivated. My sister won't let herself drop out of school.

As a result, the hapless Rorschach could only "continue to waste time."

In fact, he has already thought about his future. Even if he is studying, he can find a general high school. He can also focus on writing. When he is in college, he can apply for a second-rate university when it comes to the college entrance examination. The Chinese department and journalism department of China can continue to herd sheep, and Luo Li will not say anything by then.

But everything, future expectations and dreams, and the only trusted relatives, were shattered by the cold black letter.

"Luo Li is dead, so you have to go to Ashe and become a star knight instead of her."