The Failure Alchemist of the Royal Capital ~My Job Is a Failure So, I’ll Manage My Store Carefreely.~

I am seven years old.

His Majesty the King searched for the Centrifuge as promised, and after a while gave it to me as a birthday present for my seventh birthday.

And this year, I received the seedling of "poisonous grass" under the joint name of the chief magician and the chief knight. According to your father's explanation, he went to one of these medicinal herbs on a monster hunting expedition and said, "I'll take it home and give it to you in return for the usual delivery."

Um, thank you, but you know why I want seedlings. Ah, you said you were growing ingredients in the fields during the trade.

The birthday present is a centrifuge and a poisonous grass seedling.

... there are such a lady in the world.

... it's me.

Well, sometimes I'm still a kid, so I can't go to the harvest. Thanks to this, it is also true that we were not able to make new potions here, and it is a thankful gift. I have two stocks, so if I get used to the soil and the quality improves, I think I can use it quickly.

Ah! I want to go pick it up!

For the time being, I decided to send a thank you note to all of you who gave me the gift, accompanied by a potion.

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After that, I had another desire. It is about the "poisonous grass" that I received.

Ordinary antidote potions can be made from antidote grass, water, and magic grass. There are a lot of them on the market. But this is the basic poison that heals. Poisoning from high level monsters and powerful poison used to target royalties and nobles, which is natural with regular detoxification potions, does not work with regular detoxification potions.

Curing such poison will require a powerful detoxification potion. However, this rarely appears on the market. Rather, it is almost non-existent.... why. Because the ingredients require Mandragora Roots. Some alchemists will know why, but in general, potion recipes are not known.

Incidentally, Mandragora is said to be a legendary monster planted like a flower in the soil. However, if you pull the roots out of the earth, the world will scream horribly, and the people who hear the screams will die.

But what the good Magic Division and Knights want is something like a powerful antidote potion. I mean, you can buy a regular antidote potion.

That's why I planted the seedlings in the open space of the field and sighed in the unique look of a lady sitting down on her knees.

"What's wrong? Daisy"

A green fairy flew over and stuck on my shoulder.

"Hmm, I want the roots of Mandragola. But I'm still a kid, and I can't forgive you for going to crusade Mandragora... if you hear Mandragora screaming in the first place, right?

I sighed with both hands on my cheek cane.

"Wait a minute, Daisy! Mandragora is one of the fairies! I don't want to kill you!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

"Oh, you're a fairy? Well, then, you're friends.... even harder to get. I'm in trouble."

"Hmm, hold on a second. I'll take care of it if I can!

That said, the fairy flew somewhere high in the sky.

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A few days later.

Something was planted in the free space of my field on its own.

One is red, the other is blue margarita-like flowers. Both flowers somehow had lovely faces, singing a song with their little mouths.

I stunned my ass to the ground with petan.

"My face... is singing..."

I point at them with trembling fingers.

"Nice to meet you, Daisy. I came to ask you what you wanted."

The blue flowers talked!

"This field is very nice. It was nice around the previous Spirit Tree, but it feels good to be buried here even more!

Then he talked about the red flowers!

I remain stunned.

I brought the Mandragos.

There came the green fairy.

"You know, when they get used to this dirt, the roots will be tough, so I can split them up."

Margaret and the others nodded to the fairy's words.

"But don't pull yourself out! We'll pull it out ourselves!

"I might be surprised and scream when I'm forced to pull it out!

"Stop it!

By the way, if they pull it out, they scream, but they don't die just by surprise (they run away with their roots on their feet while they're surprised). There is no danger to my family. That's good.

The legend of death spreads because of the lies that various fairies asked me to disperse in fear of overfishing.

So I had another strange friend in my field.