The Former Hero Wants To Lead An Ordinary Life

03. The Demon King is the weakest

A few days after the Dodgeball incident, the Demon King went missing.

When I got home, the school called me a while back and I found out about it.

(The demon king is missing...)

Literally funny, but not in the circumstances.

The contents are demon kings, but they still look like third-grade children. And the world over here. Well, there are some pretty noisy incidents. It's better than being sold to a slave trader if you're alarmed. By the way, I am the mouth sold to my parents. I'm going to sell a kid who doesn't need a mouth drop because I'm going to scratch a pound kid. It's a common pattern in rural areas.

After the return party, he didn't go home and disappeared.

He asked me if I knew where he was, but naturally, I didn't.

You didn't meet him well, and he apparently misunderstood that he and I were close. It is an annoying story.

There is a fuss at school about whether the kidnapping for monetary purposes, or even the pervert who caught an eye on its appearance, was found out.

... and his mother, who exchanged information with the neighborhood housewives at the line, said.

Awesome mommy net. Information, yes.

I had no choice but to raise my heavy hips.

"Me, I'm gonna go out for a minute"

"Uh, why? Mom, it's time to go to work."

"You can go."

"No way. You can't go out. Pervert, you could be wandering around."

"... okay, okay, because I'm making a big deal out of it. Why don't you go now?

"Really?"

To a mother who looked suspicious, I looked as good as I could and nodded "really".

Her mother is a nurse, and she is working the night shift today.

I dropped her off so she could pull my hair back off, and I just started acting.

(Sorry, Mom)

Wear a black hoodie hood tight, apologize in your heart and stroll around the neighborhood as discreetly as possible.

The pestle I used to take... but I'm good at getting rid of the signs.

It's a skill I acquired to sneak up on demons and slash them from behind.

cowardice.

Being a brave man doesn't mean you have infinite health.

Stealth functions and misdirections are also used to maintain health.

Focus your consciousness on the side of an aunt group having a wellside meeting.

"... still go home..."

"I'm scared..."

"The police... and the teacher..."

"... you're worried... because..."

Get information from a fragment of a word in your ear when it's not right.

Apparently, no demon king has been found yet.

The police, teachers, fathers and brothers are also working together on a search.

Looks like these aunts are also in the midst of speaking up and looking around the neighborhood.

I ran in a direction that caught on to my sharp senses.

The place to aim is school.

By concentrating on whether it was a special ability or something, I knew where the Demon King was.

- As soon as I saw it, I was convinced that the transfer student was the Demon King.

Nature and consciousness go that way, even if you don't care.

Really, his presence was troublesome.

(... I don't know about the remnants of when I was a brave man)

I don't need such limited special abilities, but... just let me use them conveniently now.

When I got to school, there were no more signs of people than I thought.

Probably after I've searched all over the school.

I just have a shadow in the staff room, and I can see a police car and a police officer in the parking lot.

(I'm taking care of it)

Having checked them from afar, I slipped through the school gate disguised as insignificant.

But it is stopped by a male teacher who stood near the gate.

"What's going on? You've been contacted not to leave today."

"Sorry! I forgot something..."

The teacher laughed bitterly as he dropped his shoulders in exaggeration.

"You have no choice. Go and get it."

"Thank you!

I reply cheerfully like an elementary school student, sweet to your words and run to the school building.

I felt the sight of the teacher watching where I was going on my back, so once I entered the school building through the lift, I ran barefoot down the hall with my shoes, put my shoes on in the crossing and went out again.

Fortunately, I never met another teacher in the hallway, so I was able to get to where I wanted without making bad excuses.

It's in the corner of the school, I stood in front of the breeding animal hut.

Beyond the fine golden net, there are a few rabbits, sleeping relaxed. It's a sight of peace.

Even though I raise them, I don't keep them to eat.

Sounds like it's part of my emotional education.

Mysterious emotional education for me.

... When I was in first grade I didn't really know what it meant to keep a rabbit even though I didn't eat it. Yeah, I miss it. I was surprised when my mother asked me when I would eat that rabbit...

Common sense of different worlds is insane.

Rabbits are what you keep to be cute, not edible. And I learned.

In my last life, there were people with cats and dogs, but there were no rabbits.

The rabbit was food. Rabbits are delicious (yum) whether they are baked or simmered. Actually, it can be my favorite thing of my previous life.

That's what happened when Jiuru coveted him, but there he was.

Emotional education Emotional education.

Don't eat rabbits.

With my heart in mind, I turned to the side of the breeding shed door.

The breeding shed was divided into two rooms, with an entrance and exit on the back, and the room in front of it was equipped with bait and cleaning tools and various things needed to take care of the rabbit, connected with the rabbit room at the other door behind it.

The entrance and exit doors of the breeding shed can be manually unlocked and closed from both inside and outside.

I took one deep breath and then unlocked the old door.

The light at dusk plunges into the dark room.

The first thing I felt was a gentle animal odor and humid air.

Next in smell, vision.

A small space where clutter is placed.

Corrosive metal shelves.

... and a small chunk squatted on the ground.

The moment I found it, I found my face only harsh.

- A naked demon king was tied to his rear hand and rolling to the ground.

I barely wear pants and socks, but I don't wear anything else.

Whatever the certainty of the previous life, I couldn't care less to make the demon king look like a child today.

I noticed my thin, bumpy shoulder trembling, and I quickly ran over and unraveled the cloth that teased me in its arms. He was tied up in his pants.

"Are you all right?

But he worried about me, and he shoved me up with his free arm. And

"Be!"

I screamed and popped out naked. It's like a bullet.

I was left behind with his trousers in my hand in the shed.

"... can you hold?

I returned to myself to my whining, and when I gathered the clothes of the man who was scattered and left the cabin, I followed the rest with an idea ahead of his aim.

... As expected, he was in the closest school building toilet.

Give me what I'll give you by the time I get there, and you look neat. They were quite stuck.

"Ha, I had a crisis hair. I thought it might leak."

"... glad you made it"

Depressing the proper gavel while waiting for the demon king to wear the clothes he handed over without thanking him.

"The human body is extremely inconvenient. If you eat, you can't move, if you lack sleep, you flutter, and if you don't excrete, your stomach is about to explode."

Yes?

Wait a minute.

I told you not to listen to anything, now.

"... you know, I ask you, isn't the Demon King not eating, sleeping, or excreting?

"Don't."

"You won't...!

I was purely surprised by the shock ecology of the Demon King, the first thing I've known since I was reincarnated.

The Demon King doesn't go to the bathroom.

Showa's idol is also surprising. There was a real one here.

No, he was a demon king, and in his previous life he was surrounded by a veil of mysteries.

Demons and demons should have eaten, slept, excreted, and so on, regardless of race differences.

Nutritional sources for the maintenance of life are mandatory for any creature.

"... so it's a mystery how you lived"

"Well, I don't either."

I guess the Demon King who abandons without interest even though it's about him is the Demon King after all.

It's strange because I can't help thinking I'm the Demon King anymore.

(Even now, I've often been able to defeat such an odd existence)

Me in my last life, wow.

I praised myself in my heart, and I noticed, and I told the demon king that I had finished dressing.

"Nevertheless, if it was going to leak, I should have shouted and called for help"

Though it's in the corner of the school, if you raise your voice, someone who came looking for the Demon King must have noticed.

But he gave it back to me.

"Why should I ask people for help?"

"... Soudesca. That's a fine mind."

"Naturally."

I didn't get the taste for the Demon King.

It's a secret that I should have leaked it, but I snuck it in my heart.

What would you have done if I hadn't come... []/(v5r, vi) (1) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk) (uk)

You're gonna have cystitis.

That's pretty painful. That's what my mother said, a nurse with.

"You keep saying that, and then you're gonna get sick, and you're gonna die."

Because I'm human now. Be aware.

Me saying what I kindly advised you for once.

Good one. That's the ex-brainer.

"Don't worry. The Demon King dies. Resurrect again and again."

No, it could certainly be in the circumstances.

Resurrection is more about reincarnation, us.

- I wouldn't struggle if I could say anything.

I gave up the stone-headed Demon King's persuasion early.

"... so how did you end up in such a situation?

"When I did some rabbit shit to the shoes of the guys that always chased me around, I got naked and locked up"

The way of revenge is shady and unforgiving like a demon king.

"It was hilarious like the noise they made when they noticed shit. Stupid people."

Rabbit shit stinks a lot.

That would give you one of those screams.

But the Demon King smiled even worse.

"If you're not familiar with what you're going to do, you're going to eat too much."

... I don't ask "what".

Because if you look at that gloomy eye, you'll see.

That's Sama the Demon King, the idea is violence.

It's not normal for elementary school students to do this in the first place, is it?

Is this a peaceful Japan? It's not that world where demons humiliate human women and men for playing.

"He just took off his clothes and left satisfied. You don't have the guts to offend me, you losers."

Even if he was awesome by the Demon King, who was about to coarsely phase with a cloak of pants, he lacked the power right away.

"... you're always so fucked"

"Did I say something?

"No, nothing."

Me and the Demon King broke up there and left separately.

"Be careful and go home soon ~!" he says to a teacher who calls out to him at the school gate, "Yes!" and I smile and wave, "and maybe I can be an actor.

The next day, the classroom was noisy about the Demon King missing case, but the guy who was supposed to be a vortex looked like some other HR.

He could be an actor too.