The Greatest Genius Alchemist of All Time Want to Retire

Hi, I'm Fee. Now, finally, finally... the entrance ceremony and Elle's special lecture are over... yes, it's over...!! I was in tears not expecting Elle's lecture to end.

"Ugh. El uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Good. Really good. I need you to be safe. Sometimes it sucked on the way, but I managed there with my follow up on the boulder. I can't believe that crop idiot can hold on so far...... I was so glad Elle was growing in so many ways.

This is already nosy. I haven't taught Elle much, but I have to take good care of him in the future!

With that in mind, Elle and I were going out for a drink.

"So come on... Elle, listen to me. Oh, my God, doesn't your mother marry all the time? You won't? Shut up..."

"Is Phee sure it's 27 this year? Well, I might even want to say that. Besides, nobles care about marriage, don't they?

"Yeah... they say it's important to leave a good child... see me? Isn't that amazing?

"Well... you're excellent. I'm the head of the college in my late 20s, and I'm a platinum platinum alchemist."

"Yes, yes. So, maybe it's a pageant? With a pretty famous guy, huh? But my background is too great and everyone is so humble. I can't match you as a platinum platinum alchemist who divides the college with three nobles. I tried so hard to be like this, but I had a hard time here."

"... the nobles are in trouble too"

Now I feel good with alcohol in it. I just got Elle a present, and I feel even better. I never dreamed Elle would have a present for me, and I was really happy. Today is perhaps the happiest day of my life. Free yourself from all curses and ask your beloved disciple to celebrate it. I've never been more profitable with a master. Ma, the ranks are reversed now...... and ho.

"Ha... I wonder if any man is better and younger than me and can match me"

"How about the Knights or something?

"Hmm, it's a possibility... what do you think? There may be no more such people in the Knights."

"Right, that's tough. Guess what. If there's a good one, I'll introduce you too."

"Yeah...... Ro ~"

Yeah, is it stupid? This crop idiot is, after all, invisible around him. There's no man but you who can match me!!

Actually, I've been approaching Elle lately. How dare you lay your hands on my goddaughter! Some may think that I am no longer... I don't like being able to Ibi between nobles. When you attend an aristocratic party, are you sure you're not married yet? They say things like that. The same goes for families and relatives. I know my father moans that he has become too elite for nothing and that he has no hands.

Then you can get your hands on a man close to you!? Isn't that good!? 'Cause Elle is cool, and besides, he's a Bitstar Blue Stella!?

Elle is the only one who can catch up with me. I didn't do that before, fine dust or even think about it, but lately I'm wondering if it's friendship towards my disciples or if I really have romantic feelings. I'm approaching it to make sure.

But this man, he never moves. Absolutely. All I think about in my brain is studying crops.

I know Serena from the Brew family has been staring at Elle with strangely colorful eyes lately. And her mother also, I know, likes Elle. Do not lose the information network between nobles.

But the problem is... that me and Elle are 10 years apart. Yeah, 10 years old. It's big, 10 years. Is that better Serena, who is comparatively close to her age? It makes me a little sad to think. Yeah......

With that background, I drank today. I already drank that. Along the way, Elle said, "You drank too much, Fee," but ignored that. It's the first day I've been freed in a long time. I'm free. Awwwww!!!!

And from there on ahead...... I dream happily ever after.

"Come on, early! Let me take it off! Elle, come on!

Yes, I had a dream that Elle and I were in love. I've always acted on my own. My parents were not allowed to sweeten me either, and as the Medice family headed by the three great nobles, as the alchemist of Platinum, I have worked so hard to be alone.

But Elle can support me. I'm not alone anymore.

Because of my subconscious that I thought I would be sweet on Elle if in my dreams. I have a series I want to do when I have a lover, let me take my clothes off, bathe with them, and sleep with them. I wanted to do such a trivial thing. I've never had a lover before, and being actually a virgin, I wanted to do such a tiny thing.

Now in the midst of the mellow. In a dream where you can do anything. Yes, I can expose myself here.

"Oh no! Sleep with me? Please…"

Elle says he's leaving. Oh, no! I want to sleep with you!

But Elle graduated and became my impossible and lecturer...... crop research is delayed. If I get jittery all the time here, I... become a heavy woman. That would be Elle's nuisance, and not good.

And Elle went straight home. It was some strangely realistic dream, but sometimes this can happen. I'm sure this is a gift from God. For me, a gift, which has always been lonely.

"Hehe..."

That's how I fell again into the midst of the mold.

Pippi, pippi, pippi, pippi.

"Hmm? Morning?

My eyes wake up. And I have a strange headache. It's a bummer. Maybe I drank too much yesterday. And to wake up, I went to the washroom to wash my face.

"Is that it? Is there a towel? And the trail of taking a bath... that was yesterday..."

Retrospective memory. Speaking of which, how did I get home? I've always had pleasant dreams... Huh? Wait, wait, wait. What? Seriously? Keep it up, seriously?

I looked for all the traces of yesterday's dreams. In the bath, toothbrush, and even tance underwear and pyjamas. That's all I had El do in my dream. When I look at my underwear, it's new, and my pajamas were dreamed up by Elle, my favorite bear pajamas.

……

Sir blues his face all the time.

Huh? Wait a minute!? Reality!!? Was that real!!?

I'm Yabeye! So I immediately headed to Elle's house, where I live next door.

"Yes. Both of you...... Yeah, only about Phee can make the intercom ring directly, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa... what's up? What can I do for you?

"Kiki Kiki!!! Kiki Kiki!? Kiki!!"

…… Is that a show of monkey imitation?

"About yesterday!!!? You remember!!!!?

"Wow, forget it! Forget about yesterday, El!!!

"You can't use memory-operated alchemy on me. I can't. Well, that's a good experience, isn't it? Better watch your booze from now on."

"Ugh... so, you saw it?

"No, you know I can grasp my surroundings without vision, right?

"Yeah, but... you remember the contours, the shapes, right?

"It would be better than being seen in person. If this makes you say sexual harassment, I'm gonna cry. I couldn't make it home because of Phee's super advanced connections."

"Ugh... sorry. Overall, I'm sorry."

"So, how'd it go?

"Hmm?"

"Was I beautiful?

"No, I can only see the silhouette, so I don't know if it's beautiful"

"Yes... right... ha, can I go to my daughter-in-law with this..."

"... well, we'll have good luck someday"

"... yeah. I'm sorry I pushed you all of a sudden. I'm leaving today, bye."

"Ah."

I interacted with him like that and went back to the house with him. Oh, it's over...... all my cool beauty impressions are gone.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Dive into the couch and get stuffy.

Speaking of my advantages, I'm supposed to be cool and intelligent with a woman who can... What was I yesterday?

"I'm not giving it back!" "Let me take it off!" "Sleep with me!

Stupid. Brain sweet woman or I am. Elle didn't care about the wind, but no. It's even more annoying that he doesn't actually care about it at all. You saw my nakedness over the silhouette...... uhhhhhhhh, am I really unattractive? That one yesterday had no choice but to be attacked. It wasn't a strange situation with my virgin scattered. But nothing. I was just taken care of like a child. Yeah, that's all.

Ko! This must be a form of post-traumatic stress disorder, due to everyday stress! So...

The excuses are vain and nothing more comes up. I messed with it. Yes, I did. Uh-huh, what kind of face do I have to see Elle from now on?

Immersed in despair, the house phone rings.

"Ha... Who is it at a time like this... Yes, hello, it's Alsfira"

"Phee? Are you home now?

"I'm here, but what's wrong, Mother?

It was my mother who called me. I thought it was a work call, so I'm just a little distracted.

"Can you come back now?

"It's good because there's nothing today... what's wrong?

"The mystics are acting suspiciously... so let's have a meeting of nobility, because you're the next principals."

"Uh... Ma'am, mystic? Now what?

"... it's hard to say, but I don't care about Mr. Elle's path or something. There are a lot of complaints about the Medice family starting to encircle and tyranny. Measures for it."

"Yeah, yeah... duh. Can't we just leave it to your father?

"Are you the cause of this? I just can't believe you're surrounded by lecturers from around here. I had a better place to get a job."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, my fault? If it weren't for me, Elle would have inherited the farmhouse by now, wouldn't she? You must have made the most concessions."

"... their heads don't change that. Come anyway."

"... ugh"

When I hung up, still holding my aching head, I changed into my outfit and headed home.