The Hero Who Returned Remains the Strongest in the Modern World

"Do you know the word" telephone sex "?

What are you talking about? This guy!

Senior Abeno has gotten more tatami on me for not catching up on my understanding at all.

"Hey, I'll ask you again. Do you know the word" telephone sex "?

"Is it telephone sex? Well, I've heard of it..."

"Make each other feel better on the phone... they're going to masturbate. They make couture noises to make each other feel better."

"What is a couchu couchu!

What does this guy really say all of a sudden?

"And anyway! I have no idea. We're talking about a world."

Honestly, we're talking about a world where the hurdles are too high for virginity.

"So, Morishita-kun?

"Yes, what is it?

"I'm dawning."

……

No more. This guy.

If we don't do something soon, it's going to be a big deal.

And so - couchu heard a noise coming from the phone mouth.

"Hey Senior Abeno!?

"Hmm... what... could it be?

Senior Abeno's exhalation has been stronger since earlier.

And then again - I heard a noise called Uchukutu.

"What are you doing!? What is that couchu couchu sound!?

"Huh..."

……

……

Often silent, again, the sound of couchu couchu rings in the telephone mouth.

I'm too temperamental, and my heart is about to pop out of my mouth.

"What are you doing................................................................................................................................................................................."

"Stop! Quit! Seniors! Various! It's dangerous!

And after another period of silence, Senior Abeno said this with a laugh.

"It's a really simple story about what you're doing. I was just pinching my cheeks and pulling them back."

"What!?

"I just made fun of you a little bit. Try it, too."

I'll try to pinch my cheek as I was told.

And when I pulled it back, it did make the sound of couchu couchu.

"Damn...... seniors!? That makes me angry, too, doesn't it?

"Hehe, I'm in a hurry... you're so cute, Morishita"

"Give me a break, will you?"

"Morishita, by the way? You seemed in a strange hurry... but what did you mistake for sound?

……

"Hehe... that's something you can't say in words. At all, you really are the owner of an inferior character that you can't help. I wonder if it would be better to cut it off once. This... de pervert."

Damn... this guy... I sighed deeply.

"I mean, seniors are pretty terrible at simones, right?"

"I like simonetas. But I'm a virgin."

"Thank you for a very irrelevant cumming out"

"Yes, I mean, I..."

She pushed silently across the phone.

And breathe in big, big. Here's what she said.

- It's a virgin bitch.

"Why do I need to re-say it like a lot!?

"Morishita, by the way?

"What is it?

"Did you know that Eloise people have thick hair down there?

"Well, there's that theory, isn't there?"

"Whatever - I'm thick."

"Thanks for the second very irrelevant cumming out today"

"Yes, I mean, I..."

She pushed silently across the phone.

And breathe in big, big. Here's what she said.

- It's very hairy.

"So why do I need to re-say it like a lot!?

"Pfft, I'm kidding. I panicked... you're cute, Morishita."

"Was it a joke? It really pisses me off too, doesn't it?

"Yeah, it's a joke. By the way, it's true that virgin bitches and hair are thick."

"It's not a joke or anything!

"Morishita, by the way?

"What is it?

"How thick is my hair... it's really very thick"

"Don't you want to stop talking about the hair down there anymore?

"That's not how it works. I'm telling you this for a good reason."

"And say?

"- You have to settle the virgin bitch character. This is important to you and me in the future."

"What are you going to do with it!?

"It's for the better..."

"Don't try to flush it and go to the next topic!

"I'm not going to ask you. I don't have any shards."

"I can't catch the ball of conversation!?

"Anyway, I'm really hairy. It's a phone call now... I'm so sorry I couldn't show you."

"I don't have to show you anything but a phone call."

"But then how am I supposed to tell Morishita how thick my hair is?"

"So you can tell him!

"I'm a bad talker of analogies...... but I guess we'll have to talk about analogies here again. Well, I don't have a choice... shall we compare it with a North0 fist?

"To tell you how thick the hair is... is it analogy with the fist of O Dou?

I see, it does seem like a shitty analogy story.

I don't think Hokuto's O is appropriate to tell you how the underhair is.

This will only be a hard analogy to understand no matter what anyone thinks.

"Yes, I mean, the thickness of my hair is analogous to the North 0 fist..."

She pushed silently across the phone.

And breathe in big, big. Here's what she said.

- It's Raoul.

It was just a fist.

I don't know... hey, this conversation is starting to get a little fun.

"I'm sorry it's so hard to understand, Morishita-kun."

"It's so easy to understand! I mean, you know what I'm doing. You!

"But Morishita?

"Yeah, what is it?

"Not necessarily… there are parts of it that cannot be said to be Ooh."

"And you said?

"Just a little… there's also a theory of"

"Hmmm...... what does that mean?

"He's got two gray hairs."

I see, can Senior Abeno also use juju fist?

I pounded my hand when they took one of these.