The Hero Who Returned Remains the Strongest in the Modern World

"Morishita-kun? Sorry, I didn't make your lunch today."

It was on my way to school that my senior said that.

Well, the seniors don't seem to sleep well, and sometimes they don't have a little lunch.

That's how I got to class, and I called out to Leila in the next seat.

"Hey, Leila? You have lunch today?

"Oh, because I'm not eating school food with you today"

I decided to go out for dinner with Leila on the day I didn't have Senior Abeno's lunch, but that was turned down, too.

Well, once in a while, I thought about buying some bread… and Serafina, the teacher in charge, opened the door and came into the room.

And a lunch break.

I was on the bench in the courtyard eating a cutlet sandwich by myself, and I was breathtaking to see the sight of the shock.

Seniors Abeno and Leila sat on the bench together, and now it's exactly... we were about to start lunchtime.

By the way, they don't notice me over there.

"Hehe, this... lunch box"

Leila received her lunch from Senior Abeno and Leila handed Senior Abeno a sandwich wrap.

"Hehe, this... it's a sandwich"

When they finished exchanging food thinking that each of them had been making it, they smiled in trance.

"But we... you've really become friends"

"Yeah. We... Tomodachi."

"It's weird to say this... but I'm glad Linford's here."

"Why?"

"That blonde longue made us... friends."

Oh, you two had a lot going on about Linford where I don't know it.

So Leila started slapping Bashibashi and Senior Abeno on the shoulder.

"That! That!

"I wonder what that means?

"I've always... thought so too. Your breath is perfect, and you're thinking the same thing, and I knew we were the best tomodachis out there?

"Yeah, right."

"Hey, on Fai Night?

On Fai Night...... so!?

"What is it? - Leila, pimp?

Leila pi!!?

The two stare at each other with a reddish cheek.

How about...

- I don't know where to start sapping. Hey.

That's how Leila said as she carried Senior Abeno's made karaoke into her mouth.

"We - we'll always be Tomodachi... right?

Kokri and Senior Abeno nodded.

"Yeah, we're - Shit Tomo..."

Shit, Tomo!?

Finally, that's where I'm sitting on the bench.

I got up and thought about putting a scratch on both of them... and so I sighed gently and shook my neck left and right.

Well, neither of us had any friends, and I guess we had an admiration for that kind of relationship.

So, there's a lot going on and it goes to the status quo….

I'm not talking about falling in love, but do you feel like admiring a friend?

"Looking forward to it. Hui Night."

"Yeah. Next Sunday - you and me shopping."

"Hehe."

"Ugh......"

I'm pretty sick of the two laughing at each other, but well... there's nothing wrong with getting along.

And that's how I finished my cutlet sandwich and left the courtyard behind.

"Hey, listen to me! Doo-doo, Abeno Fai. Night!?

Monday.

As soon as I came to school, Leila was eating at me.

"What's the matter with you?

"We had a lot going on and we became friends."

I know, I tried to say, but it's going to be tricky, so I'm quitting.

"So?"

"That woman...... you made a choice of Ramen Goro for lunch for the two women shopping!? Seriously, I can't believe it!

"Seriously!

Apparently, Senior Abeno did.

And so Senior Abeno came into the classroom and headed straight for my seat.

"Hey, Morishita-kun? I'm talking about Leila-Sakaguchi, but what's going on with that woman!?

and so Senior Abeno and Leila noticed each other's presence and began to stare at each other.

"I just don't want you to tell me what's going on?

"That's our dialogue. I can't believe you can't put garlic in a ramen Goro... blasphemy against Goro through unintelligible!

That would be nice!?

Totally. That would be your subjectivity.

Nothing. You don't have to add garlic. It'll be delicious enough in that store.

"I mean, why would you do that to your garlic?!?

"I've decided garlic is better in that shop."

I mean, Senior Abeno used to be an order called Chomoranma, an even higher realm of Mashimashi... well, have you been concerned since then for once?

"I don't know, you... I'm telling you I know!?

"I wonder what that means?

"I can't do the stimulant!

"And say?

Wana Wana and shaking her shoulder, Leila said.

"I'm an Ibo hemorrhoid!

Oh, no, you did!

Sure. Then raw kizamini garlic would be tight.

"You mean Ramen Goro can't be serious at lunch with two high school girls? I - have lunch at a stylish cafe in Daikanyama and shop in a stylish store. Ordinary shopping is good!

"Daikanyama? Did you just... say Daikanyama?

With those words, Senior Abeno floats a few blues on the comet.

"What's wrong, Abeno-hui night?

"Sister - please quit putting that word out because I remember my relatives. Always open your mouth, Daikanyama Daikanyama Daikanyama... Mushiz will run."

Well, this guy had a lot of color with his family.

I don't know how disgusting this place is.

"Well, as good as Daikanyama is, I want to talk to my friends about love in a fashionable cafe."

"That's not a bluff for me, either."

"Hey, you guys... Love Talk (Coibana)... because? You guys don't seem interested in romance or anything?

"Huh?" "... Huh?

The two of them dyed their cheeks red and turned a hot gaze at me like they were glowing.

You know... that's where I realized.

From what I normally feel, I certainly don't seem interested in romance or anything... but Kitty and I are being told how we feel by the two of us...

This was a silence.

"Oh, no, what you're saying is nasty! Forget about love stories!

Dangerous.

I almost stepped through the mines.

And that's how they both looked like bad bats, shaking their necks left and right all over the partition.

"So, what kind of shopping are you good at? What kind of lunch is good except for Ramen Goro?!?

Senior Abeno exclaimed in a yake-fucking-mood as he was half-cut.

"Have lunch at Akihabara's Maid Cafe and shop straight at the Peer Magazine store!

I knew he was a gamer, but this guy... he sounds seriously otah.

In the wake of that word, Leila is stunned.

I hear this statement was a bit of a shock to a high school girl admiring Daikanyama.

Leila puckers her mouth for a while.

And then Senior Abeno lost and Leila screamed out loud.

"No, that's what I want to go to, too, though!

You want to go!

Oh, no. I thought you said this guy was reading Lanobe, too.

"Well, then, Akihabara is forbidden! So, what would be better if it wasn't?!?

"At the Yakiton's - I'd like to pound my tongue on a hormone while I drink coke."

Where's Osama?

It's all over now.

You mean, where did the misconduct lady setting disappear?!?

"Ho, ho, hormones!? I'm gonna eat skewered hormones at lunch!?

He genuinely pulled a leila on this statement as well.

"Anyway! I can't be friends with you anymore!