The Inverted Dragon’s Scale

Chapter 349: You're the Muff!

Shepherd Li couldn't stop laughing.

I didn't think I'd accidentally provoke a woman. I knew it, just learn to dress like Li Min, right?

I'm afraid it's too late to retreat.

Li Shepherd looked at his wife's stubborn eyes and said: “Miss Red Sleeve, I don't see your makeup blossoming. I only heard Uncle Lu call you a girl, which is why my sister used to teach me to guess women's age as little as possible. You should have called me Auntie, then call me Sister. It was supposed to be Grandma, then Auntie. Which woman doesn't like to be praised for being young, do you think that makes sense? ”

The wife giggled and smiled like a bird.

Paired with her grey hair and wrinkled face, she has the feeling of a goose bump on the floor.

The chaos in the red sleeve pupil disappeared, his eyes glanced brightly at Li Shepherd and said: “You said you didn't see my makeup broken, which proved that you knew I was in disguise. Instead, I became more and more interested in the little boy. If you don't tell me honestly, I won't help you today. ”

“How can you not believe a word? You just said that even if I couldn't say it, but if Uncle Lu helped me, you wouldn't refuse.”

'Cause I'm a woman. ”Red sleeves bluntly say," Which woman doesn't change well? Besides, my job is to change. What's wrong with that? ”

She turned to look at Li Ming and said, "Little girl, don't you think? ”

“Makes sense.” Li missed nodding seriously. “Women should change well. Such a woman is attractive.

“What a good boy.” Red sleeves look very fond of Miss Lee, and she reaches out and touches her head again.

“Thank you, Grandma.” Li missed a sweet smile.

Lu Qingming enjoyed the appearance of Li Shepherd when his red sleeves made him difficult. Perhaps in his eyes, as long as he was with Li Shepherd, whatever Li Shepherd did, he would be happy to see it.

Is this what you call the joy of the heavens?

Lu Qingming looked at Li Shepherd and said: “Shepherd, since the girl with red sleeves sincerely asked for help, tell us about your discovery. Let her keep an eye out for it later. It's the easy masquerading technique that's the best. ”

Li Shepherd had to say yes and looked at the red sleeve and said: "Next time you step. ”

“What?”

“Next step like you just came out. ”

“What do you mean? ”

“You'll know when you try.” Li Shepherd said.

“I see what you're up to. ”

Though impatient, I wanted to know how Lee Shepherd saw through her disguise, so Red Sleeve walked the steps again like she had just come out.

As she descended the stairs, she still pretended to be unstable and fell forward with her body tumbling.

“Stop." Shepherd Li shouted.

Keep your red sleeves in a paused position and look up at Lee Shepherd and wait for him to break the puzzle.

“Have you ever seen a real old man fall?” Li Shepherd asked.

Red Sleeve thought about it and said angrily, "What are you trying to say? ”

“When I used to live in Gangnam City, there were a lot of old people in the alley. When I was little, I didn't know what to do. I used to follow them around and learn how to walk. So, sometimes you learn what they look like when they fall. ”

“You're dressed as an old man, trying to look like you're about to fall off your legs and feet on the next step. But when a real old man encounters a step like this, they test it carefully, taking the first step with care. Don't you think it's too urgent and too fast to go out? There is no hesitation or fear in the face of such steps. It doesn't fit the seniority of an old dragon bell. ”

Red Sleeve thought about it and said, "With this alone, can you guess I'm pretending? ”

“Naturally not. I didn't even think about it then. Just as you were about to fall, I noticed something. I know that many strangers live in this lunar garden, and if you are a stranger, you will not fall easily. This little step, naturally, is not in your sight. Right? But if you're just a normal person, why do you keep your body under extreme control when your footsteps are choking? ”

“What do you mean? ”

“Your impending fall is not a real fall, nor is your body unstable. Everything is under your control. You have the ultimate control over your body. So that's when I started to really wonder, what kind of person would do something like this? What is her purpose in setting up such an obstacle? ”

Li Shepherd looked at Lu Qingming and said with a smile: “It just so happens that Uncle Lu calls you Red Sleeve Girl. I can only understand that this is just a little handicap of the girl's eyes. ”

“Hahaha” Lu Qingming laughed with a smile and looked at the red sleeve and said: “Red sleeve, it seems your disguise still needs to be improved. ”

“Just you smart.” Red sleeves snorted coldly, crushing Li Shepherd's eyes, holding Li Ming's hand toward the outside.

Li Shepherd touched his nose, very depressed to Lu Qingming: “It was she who made me say it. Said she didn't like it. ”

“No problem.” Lu Qingming grabbed Li Shepherd's hand and said: “Let's go inside and see your present. ”

Shepherd Li was not comfortable holding hands with a man, but Lu Qingming grabbed him so hard to shake him off. He had to say: "Uncle Lu, slow down and watch your step. ”

There is a study in the house with a hollow wall. The bookshelf extends to both sides, with a black hole in the middle.

Lu Qingming dragged Li Shepherd into the stone hole, and the stone wall behind him automatically closed to both sides.

There are dozens of big and small heads hanging inside the stone hole.

The faces on those heads were as alive as if they had been beheaded by a knife.

However, Shepherd Lee knew it was fake. Because underneath the head, the stone stands, and there's no blood on it.

Obviously, this is a red-sleeved personal studio.

Li Si Ming stepped down first and was adjusting a strange ointment at the point of the red sleeve.

When Li Shepherd came in, the red sleeve pointed to a wooden chair in the house and said: "Sit down. ”

Shepherd Li sat down.

Red sleeves reached out and stroked along the facial contours of Lee's shepherd.

“Thin meat is a little poisoned in the mouth.” Red sleeves touched Li Shepherd's face while complaining.

“Me”

“Shut up. Don't talk.” Red sleeves scolded. “As soon as you speak, I can't measure the shape of your five officers. ”

Shepherd Lee knows that this is her revenge.

After a while, Red Sleeve said to Li Si: "Apply the ointment to his face. Apply evenly. ”

“Me?” Li said in a big shock. "I can't do it. ”

“Just wash the ointment once, nothing gets in the way.” Red sleeves say.

“All right then.” Li Ming walked over with the bowl of ointment and brushed Li Shepherd's face with a small brush.

Shepherd Li felt his face was covered with honey, sticky and sticky, some uncomfortable. But it doesn't smell like anything.

When Li Si missed brushing the ointment, Red Sleeve was already busy working on the workbench.

She found one on the hanging heads that was the most similar to Lee's head, then ripped the skin off the top of the head and cut it with a blade to cover the seemingly fine skin against Lee's face.

Shepherd Li can only close her eyes and let her toss on her face for a long time. It is also rubbing and pinching, and quite hard, it looks like there is a deep hatred with Li Shepherd.

For a long time, Red Sleeve said in front of Li Shepherd: "Okay. You can open your eyes. ”

Li Shepherd opened his eyes and before he could speak, he saw Li Ming's face full of surprises. "Oh, my God, that's amazing. Who is this? ”

Lu Qingming also looked appreciatively at Li Shepherd and praised him. “The apprentice of Thousand Poison Kings is truly remarkable. Short kung fu creates a brand new face, fake mess, it is really amazing to watch. ”

Li Zheng couldn't see his face and said hastily: “Give me the bronze mirror. Give me the mirror. Let me see. ”

“I don't have a copper mirror here.” Red sleeves say.

After returning home, Li Shepherd finally saw himself in a bronze mirror.

The face is yellow and looks like a young alcoholic who drank a liver injury.

The face is a bit wider than before, and wilder than before.

There is shushing scum, indicating that the owner of this face has a very rough shave.

Now Lee Shepherd has become a stranger to himself.

“So good.” Li Shepherd grinned. Although this mask doesn't look real handsome today, everything else is trivial in front of survival.

Besides, isn't that how uglier it is?

Dang.

Li Ming slammed the door of the room.

Li Shepherd's face was helpless and said to Li Si: “When exactly will you learn to knock before entering someone else's room? ”

Li Ming retreated and knocked on the door with his hand. He shouted, "Can I come in? ”

“Come on in.” Li Shepherd said.

Dang.

The door of the room was broken down again.

Shepherd Li thought, "Why not knock on the door?" Save the door from another disaster.

Li missed the wind and fire coming in again. He pulled Li Shepherd's arm and said: “Brother, let's go! Let's go! ”

“To where?” Li Shepherd asked.

“Be careful, sister has arrived at the door, you will accompany us to the thousand Buddha temple. ”

“This can't be done." Li Shepherd quickly refused. He hasn't figured out how to face Choi carefully.

“Don't worry.” Li missed dragging Li Shepherd out. “You're not my brother, you're just my marv. ”