Chapter 1133: Jiang Yifan’s Frustration
Liu Zixuan absolutely believes what Wang Liang said.
From the first time he knew the term "Jiang Family," to gradually interacting with the people of the Jiang Family, almost every time Liu Zixuan’s understanding of them was refreshed.
Even last time when he brought Qiqi over, it was still the same. That shameless Jiang Yifan always seemed to keep his true power hidden from everyone.
At this moment, inside the Jiang Family.
Upon hearing of Liu Zixuan’s arrival, Jiang Yiyi adorned herself meticulously and dashed out. Although she usually protested that she disliked Liu Zixuan, and found ample reasons to criticize him, she couldn’t help but run over to hug him.
Liu Zixuan hugged that slender waist and joked, "You little vixen, haven’t seen you for a while and you’ve become much prettier!"
Jiang Yiyi blushed slightly, "My beauty doesn’t need your acknowledgment!"
Her words were sharp, but inwardly, she felt sweet as honey, very delighted.
"Cough!" The sound of an inappropriate cough rang out, and Jiang Yifan grumpily scolded, "I’m still here, is it really okay for you to hug my daughter like that?"
Liu Zixuan raised an eyebrow, "Your daughter hugged me first, what can you do?"
"You!" Jiang Yifan rubbed his forehead in frustration, "Jiang Yiyi, let go of him!"
Jiang Yiyi pouted, "Dad, is it because mom and those aunties went to play mahjong and no one paid attention to you that you’re pretending ’sour grapes’ here?"
"I was hitting on girls when he was still in the womb!" Jiang Yifan cursed discontentedly.
Jiang Yiyi’s lips curled into a mischievous smile, she boldly kissed Liu Zixuan right in front of Jiang Yifan and swaggeringly linked her arm with Liu Zixuan’s, sitting down first.
No form of face-slapping is more exhilarating than simple disregard!
This trick left Jiang Yifan flushed red and unable to say a word.
Liu Zixuan chuckled quietly, "You never used to cling to show affection in front of your dad."
"He didn’t allow me to leave the house, so this is a little punishment for him." Jiang Yiyi said smugly.
Liu Zixuan sighed, "I thought you had deep feelings for me, lovesick for my wellbeing, but you’re just using me as a shield!"
Jiang Yiyi shot him a glance, "Don’t enjoy the benefit and pretend to be grateful!"
"Hey, it used to be said, daughters are the father’s little coat, your mom scoffed and I didn’t quite believe her, but it seems her words are true, daughters are like throwaway water, once spilled can’t be retrieved, seeing you like this - if only I’d treated Jiang Yunxuan better, sons are truly long-term value!"
Jiang Yiyi stuck her tongue out at Jiang Yifan, "But Jiang Yunxuan is also on Liu Zixuan’s side!"
"To think me, the great Jiang Yifan, a legend, unexpectedly stumbled because of my own children." Jiang Yifan sat beside Liu Zixuan, looking extremely distressed.
Suddenly grabbing his hand, "You owe me; otherwise, I won’t find peace!"
"No problem, when you’re good and gone a hundred years later, I’ll buy you a top-notch coffin of golden-threaded nanmu!" Liu Zixuan said earnestly.
"Phooey, damn your curse on me dying, is that it!" Jiang Yifan cursed.
Liu Zixuan pretended to be serious, shook his head, "Raising children to prevent old age, when you’re old I’ll care for you, respect you, and then when you pass, throw a mourning and send you off properly, isn’t that just filial duty, how can that be a curse!"
"You brat!"
Jiang Yifan prided himself on having invincible cheek, but today he discovered Liu Zixuan was definitely a match for him.
This scoundrel’s shamelessness and eloquence even exceeded his own!
"Monkey, show him out!" Jiang Yifan couldn’t out-talk Liu Zixuan, but this was still his turf, he had to show some authority!
The monkey standing to the side scratched his head, "Fan bro, who are we showing out?"
"Damn it, who’s standing here that’s not a guest!" Jiang Yifan scolded.
Monkey kept scratching his head, "I don’t know."
"Of course, it’s Liu Zixuan!"
"No way, he’s already our son-in-law, we’re all family, how can he be a guest!" Monkey said, barely holding back a laugh.
Jiang Yifan’s mouth twitched a few times, grabbing Monkey’s collar, "Tell me, how much did Liu Zixuan pay you to buy your favor!"
"Fan bro, who do you think you’re underestimating, do you think our monkey can be casually bought!" Monkey said with great righteousness.
"Then why are you speaking for him!"
"I’m just stating facts. You see, as soon as he entered, the young miss hugged him, clearly showing she likes Liu Zixuan a lot, and last time sister-in-law agreed to their marriage, you didn’t oppose, so Liu Zixuan is already our son-in-law, how can we talk of him as a guest?" Monkey said, spreading his hands.
Liu Zixuan smiled harmlessly, "Uncle Monkey, I think you’re the most handsome man in the world!"
Monkey flicked his hair, "Average, average, let’s be humble!"
"Liang, you’re my best buddy, aren’t you on my side?" Jiang Yifan turned to Wang Liang.
Wang Liang nodded, "Fan bro, we’re brothers!"
"Real brotherhood!"
Jiang Yifan tearfully walked over to Wang Liang, arm around his shoulder, pointing at Liu Zixuan and Monkey, "It’s been a while since we’ve had a tussle, how about we beat them once?"
"Huh?" Wang Liang was stunned, "That might not be a good idea, what if we hurt them..."
"No worries, I won’t feel bad!" Jiang Yifan exclaimed.
Wang Liang’s mouth twitched, pushing Jiang Yifan’s arm off his shoulder, "I do feel bad!"
"I know Monkey is your brother too, but that guy’s itching for it now, a few random hits, not too serious, that’s all!" Jiang Yifan continued.
Wang Liang shook his head, "Fan bro, Monkey is fine, hit him how you like, that guy’s skin is thick won’t be hurt."
"Then who do you feel sorry for?"
"I feel sorry for Zixuan!"
Wang Liang strode directly to Liu Zixuan, gripping his hand and smiling, "Zixuan, I watched the drama you guys filmed the other day, I’ve gotta tell you, you’re now the idol of all the male compatriots in Star Sea, achieving what countless men dream of in the drama, I’m now your number-one fan, get me an autograph later, maybe with a photo with Zhang Ying or something!"
Liu Zixuan, observing Jiang Yifan’s increasingly sour expression, decided to agree with restrained laughter, "No problem, even if you want all the cast’s signatures, I’ll get them for you!"
"That’s fantastic, my wife adores the Big Star Dream-rain." Wang Liang said excitedly.
Jiang Yifan squeaked, "What happened to brotherhood? What happened to the obedient daughter?"
Monkey and Wang Liang spread their hands, "Fan bro, we’re lifelong brothers, but that doesn’t stop us from being star-struck!"