The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 1 The Jade Emperor asked me to pretend

Outside Yunzhou City, Yangliupe

"Jade Emperor, my day you..."

In the grass, a child suddenly sat up. Before he could finish his words, his hands had already covered his mouth tightly. He swallowed the words that had reached his mouth.

The Jade Emperor, as the ruler of the Three Realms, dominates the heavens, has been committed to maintaining the peace of the Three Realms and enabling the healthy development of the order of heaven and earth, and has been loved and supported by thousands of people in the Mortal Realm.

Why is this child so disrespectful to the Jade Emperor, he is Dong Yong?Is it Cowboy?Or is Erlang God?

No, because he is only a child, only fourteen years old.

However, he has one similarity with Dong Yong and Niulang, that is:

Want to go up!

Mo Ming was not from the mortal realm. Ten seconds ago, he was an immortal soldier in the celestial realm. He had guarded Nantianmen for nearly 40 million years. He was selected by the Jade Emperor and forced to come from the mortal world!

That's right, just pretend to be forced!

Moreover, it is still the kind of live broadcast!

When the mortal realm still pays attention to "cut off the vulgar dust, clear the heart and less desires, in order to seek immortality", the various fresh entertainment elements of the heavens have already become popular!

"Live broadcast" is currently one of the most popular entertainment activities in Tianting.

Mo Ming still doesn't understand that the heavenly court is full of talents. There are Yuanshi, Lingbao, and the moral "three pures" to suppress the heavens, and there are thousands of immortals and gods who perform their duties. Why do they find him to do this kind of work?

The dignified Heavenly Immortal Soldier has been sent to the Mortal Realm to live broadcast and pretend to be forced. This matter can be laughed out of laughter!

Everyone wants to go to heaven from hell, but no one wants to go to hell from heaven, and Mo Ming is the same.

Mortals have to endure birth, old age, sickness, death, suffering, pain, grief, and fear all their lives, and they have to endure the suffering of reincarnation after death, without stopping.

He was an immortal in his previous life, and he did not fall into reincarnation, but he lived with the heavens and the earth. In this life, how can he willingly eat and die in this mortal realm, and suffer so much from the world?

In the previous life, he escaped from the world!

In this life, he will also return to the immortal way, cultivate a long life, and break free from all shackles!

Didn't you let me pretend?Then I will install a big one for you!

"When I return to Immortal Dao, I will come to the High Heaven Palace again, I will definitely give you a big surprise!"

Mo Ming's voice is not loud, but it seems to have exhausted all his strength, his words are sonorous and forceful, showing his unshakable determination!

However, when Mo Ming saw his current body, he suddenly found that his path to return to the Immortal Dao was so difficult:

At this moment, he was lying in the grass like a dead dog, with blood and blood all over his body, and even exposed white bones in some places, like a rag doll torn to pieces by wild beasts. Abandoned in this wilderness.

It always feels like a joke...

Why did this body hurt like this? The Jade Emperor wouldn't let him use this dying body to pretend to be force?

It's not "pretending to be forced", but to "killing" ah hey!

Is it persecuted?

Mo Ming sorted out the memories remaining in this body, trying to figure out what was going on, but it was okay for him not to look at these memories. Upon seeing it, he almost spewed a mouthful of old blood!

The original owner of this body was also called Mo Ming, and he was fourteen years old. There was nothing wrong with this, and it must have been arranged "above".

The key is the identity of this body: the first family in Yunzhou City, the son of the Yan family!

Well, it looks awesome, but it only "looks". In fact, this identity is quite problematic!

Because he is not surnamed Yan!

He was brought by his father when he was the son-in-law of the door. It was a buy one get one free, and no one wanted it...

One can imagine what the life of the original owner of this body was like.

It might be better if he could be more vigorous and cultivate diligently, but he just couldn't be vigorous, instead, he was infected with a lot of the bad ailments of the dudes, and he mingled with the little dudes in the city every day.

Especially in the past few days, I don’t know if these little gangsters have taken the wrong medicine or how they got it. They have to engage in some kind of "brilliant gang"!

What else, as long as you can kill a pack of wolves on Yangliupo, thirty miles east of the city, you can be the leader of the awesome gang!

Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years, and he has seen many awesome gangs, like the Bombing Heaven Gang, the Ritian Gang...

It was the first time that he heard about this "niubi gang". If possible, Mo Ming would like to suggest that they change their name to "two gang"!

Because Mo Ming felt that in his nearly 40 million years of profound knowledge, apart from the word "erbi", he could no longer find a second word to describe the IQ of these gangsters!

Especially the original owner of this body, if the IQ of the other little dudes is zero, then the IQ of the original owner of this body is simply negative!

It was said that Yang Liupo could become the leader of a powerful gang after dropping a pack of wolves, but he really came, and then he was attacked by wild animals, leaving a half-dead body...

how to say……

Although it is a bit pitted, there is no way. This is the life of a mortal-fragile and precious. A beast can take a person's life.

This is why Mo Ming does not want to fall into the ordinary world.

"No matter, since my soul has come to your body, then I am you. No matter what, I will take your body and leave this barren land!"

Mo Ming remembered that the original owner of this body was a child of the Yan family in Yunzhou. There were his parents, relatives and friends there, and he should return to the Yan family.

But immediately, a big problem lay before his eyes:

Yunzhou City is thirty miles away from here. This body is so badly injured that he can't even stand up. How can he return?

Mo Ming fumbled around for a while, trying to find the elixir for healing.

But after touching all over his body, he was speechless...

Can't bring it, can't bring it, really can't bring it!Mo Ming lived for almost 40 million years, and for the first time encountered such a pitted teammate!

As soon as I heard that you can be the leader of the wolves, you don’t even need your life, let alone a healing elixir, and you don’t even bring the water and dry food necessary for travel!

If your strength is not enough, you have to get out of the way, so you can forget about the waves. Why don't you take medicine? Are you looking for death?

"Can you only wait for death? This method of death is too awkward!"

Mo Ming was unwilling, the dignified heavenly fairy soldier, less than five minutes after he went down to the earth, was trapped half-dead by a mortal child. If you say this, is it to make people laugh alive?

What a special thing, even if a passing fairy friend can save his life!

Mo Ming just muttered like this in his heart, and the space next to him suddenly rippled, and then a black hole was broken.

One black and one white, two figures came out of the black hole:

"Hello, Bai Wuchang 2980 is at your service!"

"Hello, Heiwuchang 2981 is at your service!"

Mo Ming's whole person is bad in an instant!