The Late School

In the evening, the construction site.

Since Ma Lanhua was fired, Bai Jianping has commuted to and from get off work alone.

He wanted to be tough, vent his anger to his wife, quit his job angrily, and left, but his wife and children at home have to open their mouths to eat, and a son works in Gecheng, talking about girlfriends, getting married, buying a house and a car. These are all on the agenda. , Count on him as the pillar.

He can't rest, no matter how great a grievance is, he can only swallow in his stomach.

"What? Are you taking leave tomorrow? What do you live with?"

The head contractor heard that he was going to ask for leave and asked in confusion.Like them, those who work from the countryside to the big cities are not born, old, sick or die, and will not ask for leave.The rural people who can come out to find a living are all hardworking and hardworking, and can work hard for money.

Bai Jianping shrugged his brows and said triumphantly: "What do you live for? Filming Xi."

The contractor dug his ears and frowned and asked, "What is it? Filming? What the hell is it?"

He is not a big contractor, but Bai Jianping's fellow, a small contractor.

It is impossible for Bai Jianping to find a general contractor. He was angry when he saw him, worried that he could not help but give him a hammer.

That guy is a skinny, eyes long on top of his head, looking down on them "hillies".Malanhua bumped him once, and he was hated by him, and she found a chance to resign.

Bai Jianping was very dissatisfied with him saying that filming was a ghost, and said: "Why is filming a ghost? Don't you watch the anti-Japanese drama every day so exciting, that's what our actors played."

He already considers himself an actor.

The head of the contractor looked at him like a fool and asked: "Old Bai, you're so mad, don't be lazy, your mother-in-law has a job, and Xiao Bai wants you to take care of him, so you have to rely on you. Go back and go back. , Don’t ask me for leave."

"Paws? You don't approve? I'm serious, I want to make a movie."

The fellow villagers around him made a booze. This was absurd. It was like a mud-leg planting seedlings. Suddenly, he put down his trousers and went to the ridge, saying that he would go to Beijing to take the exam and get a champion.

"What are you laughing? What are you laughing at! I just went to film, did you look down on me? Tell you guys! My Xiaobai is already on TV! She is a Yanyan!" Bai Jianping said loudly, with an arrogant expression on his face. .

The head contractor sneered: "Return the Yanyan, I'll return the bird! Look at you in Mandarin, if you instigate a bird, you are still filming? I think you should come to the construction site to shoot bricks.

Everyone laughed.

Bai Jianping’s black face was a little hot, he smirked, and tried to roll his tongue up, and said again: "Yan Yan, ah, it’s an actor! An actor, yes, an actor! My Xiao Bai is a pot actor! On TV, paw you guys! Didn’t you watch the Four-Four-Four? I've been instigating you a long time ago. Don’t you paw it? Don’t give my Xiaobai face to be four-five?

"Look at the chat, watch the chat, don't find Xiao Bai Xi."

"I saw Xiaobai in the middle of the night."

"Lao Bai, your ass is black, you lie to Laozi."

"Which old white fart you call black, we are all surnamed Bai, we are all old white."

...

Bai Jianping immediately took out his mobile phone and opened the web page to be the third episode of "Little Drama Bone", which was the three seconds when Xiao Bai was standing guard.

"Look! Xiaobai, my Xiaobai, paw? On TV!"

Everyone gathered around, and it was really Xiaobai, suddenly talking and talking.

"I want it."

"Xiao Baikuo loves tragic old age."

"Paw Xiaobai is still so thin."

"Xiao Bai is really Yan Yan."

...

Everyone agrees that Xiaobai is an actor, and at the same time he wonders how she became an actor.

Bai Jianping immediately came to life, dangling everyone's appetite, and it took him a long time to explain.

"That boss Zhang, amazing, I heard that his family is so arrogant, everyone calls him Shao Zhang."

Everyone asked him how to be generous.

Bai Jianping said that such a large area of ​​Little Red Horse Academy belongs to him. What kind of location is that? The prime location of Pujiang, where every inch of land is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, is listed on the market.

He really wanted to say what Pujiang Film Studio was Zhang Tan, but he couldn't name it and couldn't remember.

In the eyes of him and his fellow villagers, TV station work is an iron rice bowl.

"He is also an actor." Bai Jianping said finally.

The head contractor asked: "Paw your family is inseparable from the actors?"

Bai Jianping chuckled and said to everyone triumphantly: "I, Bai Jianping, will immediately become an actor too! And my wife, I will also become an actor. Our whole family are actors!"

The head contractor believed him a little bit, and urged: "What's going on with the paw, hurry up."

...

When Bai Jianping returned home, he saw Malanhua and Xiaobai standing in front of the mirror comparing their beauty.

The little one said I was cute and miserable, and the old one said I was also a flower.

The little one said my paws are so cute, the old one said I was much more cute than you when I was a kid.

Then the two quarreled.

Ma Lanhua's buttocks hit, and immediately flew Xiao Bai.

The children kicked, couldn't stop the car, and stopped after hitting the table.

However, she immediately had to admire her aunt's ass, which made her envy and hate.This is the only place she admires her aunt, and she feels more cute in other places.

Ma Lanhua occupies this little mirror alone, triumphant.

Bai Jianping coughed, attracting the Malanhua with yellow decals on the mirror.

"Oh, cow dung go home and chat." Ma Lanhua said.

Bai Jianping was stunned: "What? Cow dung??? Me???"

I thought Ma Lanhua would be tactful, but she nodded directly: "You, cow dung."

Xiaobai laughed loudly, gloating, it was none of his own, not too big of a problem.

Bai Jianping was shaking and cold!Just come to life on the construction site, get angry when you come back!When can Sichuan men stand up????

"Whether you are staying in a daze, go find the clothes for tomorrow. Don't wear your smelly beggar clothes."

Bai Jianping has a good temper and can't stand such insults. He swayed angrily: "The paw has become a beggar's uniform. This is a uniform! Do you understand the uniform?"

Ma Lanhua sneered, disdain to argue.Since she was fired, her uniform has been used as a foot cloth by her.

Bai Jianping was so angry that he said to Xiao Bai, who occupied the rocking chair, "Xiao Bai, you are more generous."

Xiaobai said proudly: "Oh oh oh ~ ~ I want you to instigate!"

The family of three all changed their clothes under the bottom of the box, and they look really new. The only flaw is that the hairstyle from the same pair of scissors is like a dog chewing, which is unsightly.

Xiaobai laughed and laughed at his uncle and aunt's hairstyle, but he didn't know that there was a hole in the back of his head!

"Come on, let's review the script."

Ma Lanhua called everyone together, sat together, took out the script given by Zhang Tan, looked at Lao Bai, looked at Xiao Bai, and finally chose Xiao Bai: "Xiao Bai will read it to us again."

Xiaobai was open and honest, and said: "I am a little pot friend, and the little pot friend doesn't know the words."

"That old man is here."

"Lao Bai is cow dung. How can cow dung know how to read? Don't make a mistake."

Ma Lanhua said angrily: "Hammer! Read!"

Bai Jianping picked up the script and began to read:

"Early floor, under the overpass, at the pancake and fruit stand, Xiaobai is sitting at the front of the car, Malanhua is beating eggs..."

Ma Lanhua interrupted: "Why are you grinning? Where is the head of the car? The head of the car is our native dialect. Boss Zhang will still write the head of the car? Look carefully."

Bai Jianping was not convinced, and even an illiterate dared to question him. Anyhow, he had studied in elementary school.

He pointed it to Ma Lanhua.

"It says car head, car, head...emmm~~"

Ma Lanhua glared at him: "Have your head? Lost a head! Naked, I'll ask you not to have a car head, so please be more serious!"

"And you!"

As soon as the voice turned, the blade pointed at Xiao Bai, which surprised the children.

"Guwazi, don't play secretly, let go of the little panda! Listen carefully! Tomorrow is going to take an exam, if boss Zhang doesn't want you, you can stay at home alone, and your aunt will be Yanyan."

Bai Jianping suffocated his stomach. When he got home, he couldn't stand his waist pole. This time, when Ma Lanhua said "Yanyan", he suddenly became energetic and laughed: "Yanyan, it's Yuanyuan, acting as an actor! , It's an actor! You plastic Putonghua, can you be serious, okay? Get your spirits up!"

"And you!"

As soon as the voice turned, the blade pointed at Xiao Bai, and the child was shocked, and he quickly let go of the little panda.

"You little pot friend, plastic Mandarin, you instigate, act Yan, act, actor! Instigate actor."

Xiaobai: "Yanyan."

"Guawazi! Plastic Mandarin, practice well."

Ma Lanhua questioned: "You still instigate us, you are also sending plastic mandarin."

"better than you!"

"What a hammer."

"Don't swear, listen carefully, study hard, let's learn Mandarin together. Xiaobai, you abet the actor."

"Yanyan."

"Actor! Not Yanyan."

"Yanyan."

"...Lao Ma, you come."

"Yanyan."

"Actor! Are you a pig brain? Abetted an actor and an actor, ask me to say it several times, we are actors."

"We are Yanyan!"

"You really are a pig with a broad brain, just like Xiao Bai."

"Han Han'er, what did you call me just now? Old Ma? You wash your clothes tonight, go, wash your clothes."

Bai Jianping immediately became short of breath, and said pleasingly: "We are learning Mandarin, and we have to read the script."

"Climb away! I will study with Xiaobai, and you will wash the clothes."

Bai Jianping asked Xiaobai for help: "Xiaobai, your aunt wants me to wash my clothes, so I can't teach you Mandarin."

Xiaobai climbed onto the rocking chair and put it on it, Ge You lay down, rocking, Ba Shi~

"I am a little friend, I don't know anything."

She remembered that her uncle had just said that she was just like her aunt, and she was a pig-headed man. Is it temperless as a kid?╭(╯^╰)╮

Bai Jianping said angrily: "Then you go wash your clothes."

"I am a little friend, I can't live in anything."

"Guwazi!"

"You swear! You're black, go wash your clothes, it's dark, we're going to sleep and tell."

Xiaobai and Ma Lanhua teamed up to kill Bai Jianping and drove him to wash his clothes, while they got together to study the script.

I really don't know what two illiterate people can study.

"The phone rings--"

After a while, Bai Jianping ran out on the excuse that the phone rang.

Ma Lanhua grabbed the phone first and saw that it was the son of Kuicheng.

She smiled all over her face, listening to her smile gradually thanked, originally wanted to talk about filming, but she forgot.

"What's the matter? Let me instigate a few words after the fight." Bai Jianping said.

"Here you are."

Bai Jianping took the initiative to answer the phone, and after less than five sentences, there was nothing to say.And the five sentences are just those repeated all the year round, what have you eaten, how is your job, take care of your body, how your girlfriend is doing, and drink less when socializing.

These words, Malanhua has already said.

"Xiao Bai, come and instigate my cousin."

Bai Jianping handed the phone to Xiaobai. Xiaobai quickly got up from the stool, wiped his hand, took the phone with a smile, and said loudly, "Cook~~~Biao Guo~~Biao Guo?? Why don’t you instigate? …"

Bai Jianping took a look at the phone and found that the other end of the phone had hung up early.

Xiaobai's small mouth was a little wronged, and his cousin didn't like her.

She is small, but she understands who likes her and who doesn't like her, and who treats her well and who treats her badly.

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