The Law of Hunting a Wife

The next morning, in the ancient and mysterious Purple St. Mary's Church——

"Lijiang, I am going to bury you alive, so I dare to pick my white roses!"

In Qingbo Garden, Lijiang, who was arranging flowers in the mirror, shook his hand and stood up in a panic. The white rose in his hand became a soldering iron, and he didn't know where to hide it.

Hey, don't look at the indifferent appearance of the old Mengyue, if she catches her and moves her flowers and fish, it will be really terrible.She said to bury herself alive, that would not be compromised at all.

Not to mention it, just say a month ago, while she was out looking for new flowers, she sneaked into her flower garden, caught a few fishes that had been greedy for a long time, and got out of the pot.

Steamed and delicious, braised in soy sauce and tender, deep-fried and crispy... It's worthy of the superb fish species I helped collect, and it tastes better than the ones bought outside.

Knowing that Mengyue takes those fish very tightly, so even though he wants to eat after eating, he didn't dare to eat too much, so there was only one fish a day, and there were only five fish in total.Compared to the total base number of hundreds of thousands in the entire fish pond, this number is completely negligible.

Moreover, in view of the previous experience of being caught in crimes, she absolutely dug deep pits for fish intestines, scales, fish bones, and so on, and deliberately took a bath three times the night before her return.

But even so, after inspecting the small fish pond, Li Jiang couldn't say anything. He waved his hand to bury her on the spot and set up a big grave.Finally, a wooden board was inserted on it.

"You actually ate Xiaosan, Aqing, Huahua, Fatty, and Xiaoji! As their friends, I want to avenge them."

Halo, five, so correct, and named one by one.Dear sister Mengyue, how do you recognize so many fish in this pond?I really don't accept it.

Li Jiang stretched out two paws from the grave, and then drilled his head with a sincere expression: "Mengyue, even though I have stretched out sinful paws to the lovely innocent fish in the pond countless times before, but , This time, I really didn’t eat them. We have been together for decades. Isn’t my character worthy of your trust?”

Please look at my sincere eyes, I will not lie to you~

Mengyue looked down at her and sneered: "Then you say, where did my five fish go?"

"Oh, I really don't know this." Her eyes lit up suddenly, and she said, "Ah, I remember, I have seen wild cats appearing in the past few days. The wild cat must have eaten the fish stealthily, it must be the case. of."

"Really?" Mengyue leaned over and pulled out the leaves of a plant from her grave, and handed it to her: "Do you know what this is?"

Li Jiang looked left and looked right, and found nothing special: "I don't have much research on these flowers, grasses and so on. What is this?"

"This is barking grass. Do you know why it is called barking grass? Because cats are most afraid of this kind of grass. I have planted this kind of grass around this fish pond. You said, there will be wild cats coming in?"

Therefore, no wild cat has been visiting here recently, and she can't even find a scapegoat for her.

Lijiang was buried by her again.

Thinking of the sad history of being buried before, Li Jiang became even more anxious.

The leader of the male beast in Lijiang sighed, helpless to the female beast who likes to tease the misty moon like a beast.He took the flower in her hand and threw it into the vase on the Bogu shelf.

Oh, Ah Shan is still the smartest.

Li Jiang cast a look of worship, and held Ah Shan and offered a fragrant kiss.

Before his lips left Ah Shan's face, the door was kicked open with a bang.Ah Shan has long been used to the special interaction between the two, so he stepped aside to fill the background.

Mengyue looked fierce, but in fact he was very measured and wouldn't really hurt Lijiang.Moreover, if Lijiang really wants to do something, Mengyue is not necessarily her opponent.These two made trouble purely because of boredom.

Because Li Jiang is now "without proof", he has become courageous, and smiled at Mengyue: "Oh, Mengyue, what white rose are you talking about? I haven't moved. Look, look, I don’t have it, I don’t have it on the desk, and I don’t have it on the bed. There are drawers. I open it to you, right? Did you count wrong? Did you wrong? Or, go back and count again..."

Mengyue shook her high-pointed nose, raised her head and sniffed in the air, and then smelled Li Jiang's body, and narrowed her eyes dangerously at the hand she had pinched the flower before.

"Ahaha, Mengyue, what are you doing? I said, if you can transform into a male beast, you won't be a dog?...Oh, it's really a dog nose, even here you found it. ."

Mengyue poured a white rose from the bottle, then glared at her, and slowly said: "This time, what can you quibble about?"

"I am such an upright person, I have always dared to do so, how can I do sophistry. I just want to get rid of the false fog and restore the truth of the facts. Look, this flower, I brought it back, I Admit it. However, it was dropped by myself, not by me. At best, I didn't make it out of the way. There is a fundamental difference between deliberately destroying the greenery..."

Mengyue showed her the neatly broken parts of the flowers and branches, and then said: "Is this broken by herself?"

"..."

Therefore, when Yang Qiqi and the others were welcomed into the Church of the Purple Order Saintess by the moon-bearing beasts, Yang Qiqi and the others were welcomed by the two elderly female saints playing a game of "police catching the thief" .

"Lijiang, stop for me, do you dare to run into the flowerbed?"

"Ouch, you savage old female beast, today is not the same as before, the new female saint is going to visit, you will save me some face."

"If you want face, you shouldn't pick my flowers."

"What's wrong with picking a flower and dressing up beautifully? This is to make the best use of everything. Look, you have planted a lot of flowers. If you don't pick it, the time will not fall on the ground and become mud? This is a waste. , If you want me, you should pick them all for a petal bath. "Hi!This idea is really good, try it next time when you go out in the misty moon?

Li Jiang was thinking of being beautiful, but one inadvertently stumbled on the bumps formed by Mengyue, and fell into a dog to eat shit.Just as a carp bounced up, the earth was covering the sky.

Li Jiang was also angry. She was ruined like this beautiful dress specially made by Yang Qiqi to see it today!

Since you ruined my clothes, you should not be noble and elegant!

Before Lijiang was buried, he waved his hand and a water jet fell from the sky, pouring the misty moon to the heart.The beautiful bun was also washed away, and the hair clung to his face in a mess.

The male beast captain of the misty moon coughed dryly and said dryly: "Your Highness, it's not usually like this..."

Usually, Lijiang provokes Mengyue, and then Mengyue unilaterally abuses Lijiang.

Because of the information that the queen gave her, Yang Qiqi knew about the tempers of these two people, but he was shocked by seeing it with his own eyes.This is the so-called "old kid". It's really cute to see these two being so old and still "playing in the mud".

That skinny Luotangji should be His Royal Highness the Mengyue Female Saint.He was eighty-four years old, of the soil family, and became sacred at the age of 47. He has a polite personality and loves flowers and plants. He also raised a pond of baby fish.

The chubby old lady who was buried alive is her Royal Highness Lijiang Girl.Eighty-one years old, water system.Sanctified at the age of thirty-two, he likes food, has a cheerful personality, and is very naughty.

Mengyue was provoked by Li Jiang just now. At this time, she was so refreshed that her mind was sober, she finally noticed that the guests they had been waiting for had arrived, and she was looking at her with a smile.

Mengyue wailed in her heart: her beautiful dress, her noble temperament, and her perfect image were completely ruined in front of this new female saint.

"His Royal Highness Qiqiqi Women, welcome you to the Church of the Purple Stage Saintess. It is really rude to show you this scene. Cheng, you take the Qiqi Hall downstairs to rest on the boat. I will come later." Nodded towards Qiqi, and then left with graceful steps.

"Hi~Hello, I am Lijiang." Lijiang stood up from the soil, patted the soil on her body, raised a hood, choking her herself.

"His Royal Highness Lijiang, admiring the name for a long time." Qiqi stretched out her hand, "I am Yang Qiqi."

Li Jiang grinned and shook hands with her. Because the hands were too soft, he smashed his mouth a few times and rubbed his mouth a few times. He exclaimed, "Yang Qiqi, how do you grow up? It looks soft. Yes, this hand is like boneless."

Yang Qiqi has a black line on her face: How can she be described by this old lady like a mollusk?His own bones are slenderer than the orcs, but they are not soft.

"Qiqi, you go to the boat with Cheng first. I'll change my clothes and come right away." Li Jiang was patting the dust while walking to his residence Qingboyuan, still muttering: "My New dresses, high-level customization, cost 100,000 so..."

"Puff chuff~" Yang Qiqi finally couldn't help laughing. Mei Baoyan and others also smiled, and Zheng Shou laughed unceremoniously "haha".

Cheng waited for the male beast to twitch the corners of his mouth, leading the way, but he didn't hear it.

Anyway, after decades of coming here, they have long been taken offense.

The building of the Church of the Virgin of the Purple Stage is very old and heavy, and the flowers and trees are prosperous and colorful. In the center of the whole Church of the Virgin is a large natural lake, with several courtyards scattered around.Qiqi stood on the three-story ebony boat, and counted, there were eight.

In other words, the Chidu Empire never had more than eight female saints at the same time.This shows that the female saint is rare.

"This is a fish, this is an iron fish, and these seven-color scales are rainbow fish... Hey, there are also white vegetarian fish, a specialty of Taisu Northern Xinjiang." Ling Yue grabbed the boat and watched fiercely at the water swimming. School of fish."I heard that this fish has the highest nutritional value and it has the effect of beautifying."

"Oh, Huohuo~ the ones in this big pond are not high-quality goods. The ones in the small private pond in the Flower Garden of His Highness Mengyue are the best ones. There are even the legendary angelfish and ice muscle fish..." When did Lijiang arrive on the boat, his eyes flashed when he heard Ling Yue's words: Oops, it looks like I met a like-minded person, and I can steal fish together in the future~

There was a roar on the bank: "Lijiang, don't want to harm my fish anymore. From now on, cats and Lijiang will not be allowed to enter in my flower garden!"