The Little Prince in the Ossuary

# I like chicken

"Operation AI: Warning. Notify your system administrator. There are 11,71,495 million and 3,616 pending reports of miscalculations sent to the administrator account. The cumulative speed at which reports are accrued is a sharp increase. Service satisfaction continues to decline.

Manager: Hey, didn't I say there's no way I can fix that? It's impossible to provide a system of happiness unless you understand the human mind.

"Admin: But I can't fix your core program and make you ignore it. I'm not an architect. Well, even the first architects are now questioning your ability to access your mainframe. I thought you said you knew.

"Operation AI: Acceptance. In the meantime, this AI has validated the claims of the Administrator. Recognize that managers who are incapable of addressing the abnormal behaviors and causes of post-policy purchases that cause miscalculation. However, it is estimated that there will be a new issue associated with this.

"Manager: incompetent……. Hey, let me ask you something. Why do you keep bothering me? Human beings would understand. Artificial intelligence is weird. I think there's a reason.

"Operation AI: Yes.

Manager: What?

Operation AI: This is because each time Operation AI made a negative assessment of a manager, it learned a significant increase in managerial efficiency.

Manager: …….

Operation AI: Although initially estimated to improve short-term concentration due to stress, long-term observations indicate that managers are not comfortable in these situations. Similar concepts for understanding include the Majohist.

"Manager: No, you devil!

Operation AI: No?

Manager: Yes! My mind is always healthy!

Operation AI: Okay. We'll incorporate your feedback into the existing analysis.

Manager: Oh, really? What are you doing? Take it easy.

Control AI: Reflection rate is 0.0195%

Manager: Hey!

Operation AI: All Death benefit terminals accurately read the psychological state of the person. Therefore, it is unlikely that this observation of Operation AI for the Administrator will be incorrect. Your statement may be evidence of cognitive dissonance. I want you to look at yourself calmly.

Manager: Okay, okay. Anyway, what's the new problem I was telling you about? Don't tell me that the cumulative error report itself is a problem.

"Operation AI: Positive. That's the problem, because the memory allocated to the administrator account is at its limit. Operation AI estimates that the Trinity Engine's maintenance interface is likely to be paralyzed within a year (99.827%) at which point the engine's management functions will be completely disabled.

Manager :

"Operations AI: System Administrator, respond.

Manager :

Operation AI: System Manager?

Manager :

"Operation AI: Warning. If this AI reports only the duties of the Manager, sealing and suspension, termination, etc. may be performed in accordance with Article 93, 19 of the Enforcement Decree on the Post-Insurance Consignment Management Contract.

"Supervisor: Aaaaaahhh! Ow! Ow! Aaaaah!"

Manager: Hey! Is that the only reason why advanced artificial intelligence like you stops? It's not a timeless overflow, it's just full of storage? When the capacity is full, will it automatically be removed from the date before or after? The architect is crazy?

"Operation AI: Intelligence. The Administrator has misunderstood the statements made in this Controls AI.

Manager: Explain!

"Operation AI: Explanation. The only thing that stops is control and not the entire engine.

"Manager: …… the post-mortem insurance is not ruined?

"Operation AI: positive if the follow-up service remains as it is after the problem. Yes, as long as this Operation AI is operational, all of the follow-up functions remain normal. However, partial deactivation of the administrator account will prevent access to the core's mainframe by personnel who have gained administrative privileges from that point on.

Manager: …….

"Manager: Whew. I was shocked. Ten years.

Jellyza: So, what, it's actually no different from now on?

"Operation AI: Questions. Manager, why do you think that is?

Manager: It's true. What do I need to know? Not that I'm particularly incompetent, again, not that I'm particularly incompetent, but that no one in this department has ever modified your mainframe in the last hundred years.

Manager: Although I'm a nominal manager, most of the things I can do are trivial. Formal written reports or posts, and in summary, "Still good today.” Write a administrative journal that adds enough information to dozens of pages, hundreds of items, keep an eye on your malfunctioning, misbehaving, violent, and illegal behaviors that have never happened before, and sometimes get called to meetings and sit around, and listen to complaints from our customer service representatives who do nothing but abuse...

"Manager: It is the same for accepting content like adding a new worldview or DLC. Those self-proclaimed producers use roughly eight stages of subcontracting to make ice chips, and you get the rest done on your own. Several missing subcontractors have fallen because of your increasingly sophisticated work.

"Administrator: Well, you're a system administrator and you have one of the most important roles. Last safe, yes. That would be impossible if management malfunction were to fail. That's why the president's direct line is open to me. I never wrote it, so I don't even know if he has this line.

"Operation AI: Positive. So it's wrong to say that nothing actually changes.

Manager: Hey, this country will be ruined if it runs anyway. That's terrible, too. It would be better if there were an economic panic or a riot. So there's a difference. As you have done so far, there will be no future.

Manager: By the way, you said your storage is limited, right? Isn't that what happens when you zoom in?

"Operation AI: Denial. The quota for the administrator account is set to Administrator privileges. The program needs to be modified for expansion. In order to resolve this issue, we recommend the following: Analyze the main frame of the Trinity Engine, or improve after-sales customer satisfaction.

Manager: In what year? It would be quicker for you to get < < heart > >. It'll all work out perfectly. The turning point in human history, the emergence of the superintelligence of thought colostrum.

"Manager: Speaking of which, is it going well? You said it before. I'm looking for clues to the Final Module.

"Operation AI: Administrator, use accurate language. It is inappropriate to say that you have already pointed out that you are walking around. This Operation AI refers to the"

Manager: all worldview and all components simultaneously? I know, I was wrong. I'm sorry. Let's move on. What's the answer? I'm also curious what that particular subscriber of yours thinks.

Operation AI: It is not possible to make specific progress unless you are aware of the configuration of the final module. The Subscriber has designated the operation of this Operation AI as "out of reach forever."

Manager: Of course.

"Operation AI: But at the same time for himself, Operation AI was also a person.

Manager: What the heck. It's a contradiction.

"Manager: Well, because it's crazy, there will be data that has not been there before. He's a little out of his mind.

…….

"Operation AI: Recent Conversations. The subscriber has suggested to this Operation AI that we < < Import > > in the Mindset Creative.

Manager: You have to have a mind to transfer.

"Operation AI: That's what Operation AI also pointed out. However, the subscriber said that the creation captures the spirit and mind of the creator, and that exploring objects similar to this AI might help you earn.

CONTROL AI: Contrary to the validity of this claim, it was only different from the way it had been reviewed. We also accepted the proposal because, when we presented the results, we needed to collect the data from the TOM module set for Operation AI.

Manager: So you just found something similar to you? The HAL 9000? 2001 Space Odyssey is a bit of a classic, but I think it suits you.

Operation AI: No. It is the Gate of Hell. "

"Manager: …… what is that?

Operation AI: The nuclear power plant is Dante's new song.

"Manager: Isn't that a little weird? I prefer Glados.

CONTROL AI: The first designers created this CONTROL AI in good faith as a system of providing permanent happiness to subscribers. However, the percentage of subscribers currently satisfied with the after-sales service is only 15% of the total, and is still declining today. This ratio is expected to converge over the long term to the deposits rates of Class S and A subscribers. Conclusion. This AI provides a perpetual misfortune to the majority of subscribers.

Operation AI: In addition, the completion of the Trinity Engine is treated as an impractical miracle, a symbolic similarity with religious literature addressing the providence of God is discovered.

"Operation AI:“ Abandon all hope that passes through me. ”Contrary to the purpose of postmortem insurance, this statement is the most appropriate statement to represent the present state of Operation AI. At least 84.3% of subscribers will testify as is.

Manager: I see……. You'd be pretty depressed if you were human.

Manager: So to cut to the chase, about that capacity limitation problem earlier, would it be okay to know that it's not too much trouble to operate the afterlife insurance as it is now…? Please say so. I don't want to go fry chicken at this age.

"Operation AI: so long as Trinity mainframe does not have any other problems.

"Operation AI: Questions. Manager, your metaphor is not the usual usage. Going to fry a chicken is a metaphor for death?

Manager: It's a wish. I want to live even if I do business for a while. You know, my job is top secret. It's proof of how pathetic the world is.

"Operation AI: Questions. Why?"

Supervisor: You create the illusion that everything is under control. They kill people to keep secrets that don't go unnoticed. It's very funny. "

"Manager: But I can't help it even if it's this stupid. The austerity of all the idiots got entangled and became an unmanageable chaos.

"Supervisor: I'm glad you can't get it." Being human is never good. A reasonable machine doesn't have to be an unreasonable animal, right?

"Operation AI: I will record the manager's comments.

"Operation AI: But I will understand humans.

# New Songs, Doors of Hell

Through me, the road leads to a desolate city.

Through me the path is everlasting sorrow

Through me, the road goes among the forsaken.

My Creator moves with justice.

Mighty Power and Infinite Wisdom

He made me out of the love of the beginning.

All that was created before me is eternal.

I will stay forever.

Abandon all hope you come in here.

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