Chapter 1904: Pipe Candy Was Crushed
"New here?" the dormitory uncle’s voice carried a hint of amusement.
"Let go of me!"
Little Taotie waved her tiny fists, but helplessly, her short arms were too short, and every time she swung her fists, they just flailed aimlessly in the air.
"A little girl?" The dormitory uncle shook the back of her collar, and Little Taotie was shaken along with it.
Little Taotie’s baby voice was uncontrollably let out: "Stop it!"
The dormitory uncle nodded in satisfaction: "Indeed, a little girl."
"No, I’m not!" Little Taotie covered her small mouth, lowering her voice: "I’m a boy! A pure man!"
"A pure man, huh? Then I’ll have to take your pants off." With that, the dormitory uncle made a motion to grab her pants.
Little Taotie was terrified, urgently shouting: "No way!"
Her baby voice was forced out once again.
The dormitory uncle was just trying to scare her, not intending to really take off her pants. Seeing her make that baby voice again, he laughed unkindly: "What a delicate voice."
"Not delicate! I’m not a delicate child!"
The dormitory uncle shook his hand again.
Little Taotie wailed: "Delicate, I’m a delicate child! Let go!"
Something fell out of her pocket.
Little Taotie flailed her arms and legs in a frenzy, trying to catch it, but her short arms and legs were of no use, just flailing wildly.
The dormitory uncle kicked the thing on the ground with the tip of his foot.
The object was kicked up, and the uncle caught it with his other hand.
Little Taotie urgently shouted: "My box!!! Give it back!!!"
"A pink crystal box?" The dormitory uncle shook the box from side to side. There was no sound from inside; it was an empty box.
"Why are you carrying a box with nothing inside?"
"Not telling you." Little Taotie turned her face away in a huff, feeling lucky she had given the candy and chocolate to Hua Jinyan.
"Not talking?" The dormitory uncle raised an eyebrow, "Since you take it out, it must be important to you, right? I’ll confiscate it as punishment for trespassing into the boys’ dormitory."
"You villain! Give me back my box! My box! You’re stealing it!"
Little Taotie kicked frantically, almost hitting the dormitory uncle several times. The uncle extended his arm straight out, luckily long enough to keep Little Taotie’s short legs from reaching him.
Little Taotie wiggled her body hard, trying to break free of his hand.
Her strength was obviously great, and even a cow couldn’t move her, but in the dormitory uncle’s hand, it was like being clamped by iron tongs.
"I forgot to tell you, before enlisting, I was a weightlifter. With my level, I could have been a national champion and gone to the Olympics, but the country invited me here, so I didn’t compete in the Olympics. If I had, I could have been a world champion."
"Boasting!" Little Taotie grumbled: "Not achieving it means you didn’t achieve it. If you’re not a world champion, you’re not. It’s just an excuse for a loser!"
"You little smarty-pants, you’ve got quite the little mouth on you."
The dormitory uncle unkindly shook his hand again.
Little Taotie quickly tried to cover her pocket, but something else fell out!
A Pipe Lollipop!
The dormitory uncle looked at the pipe on the ground, squinting slightly, his voice dropping a few degrees: "You smoke?"
Little Taotie snorted: "Big dummy, it’s candy!"
This time, the dormitory uncle didn’t kick the item up but stomped directly, crushing the pipe candy underfoot.
The crushed pipe was easy to identify by the material; the crystalline nature of the candy made it obvious it was indeed a Pipe Candy.
Little Taotie was on the verge of being bullied to tears, her little mouth pouting, aggressively cute and fierce: "Give me back my candy! Big bully!"