The Magician Wants Normality

The day after I made Rudolph a 'wish'.

One box arrived at me. The sender is unknown.

'... stupid. Really stupid.'

The voice of the hearts of everyone who was there was thought to be haunted.

I don't know who did it, but this is the backyard. Only Rudolph can bring it unconditionally on top of being checked if it's from outside. Others are inside crimes.

This is not what I asked for because Rudolph himself brings it.

We are protecting the temple of the rear palace to clarify the actions of our enemies and allies. I don't care if you tell me you're doing something unsolicited.

So.

The basics of harassment, the classics in the classics!

Unknown sender suspicious parcel!

Plus, there's a slight rustling noise from inside!

... There's no such thing as a fool who can honestly open it, normal.

Only in the story can such harassment succeed, he said.

You can't expect me to get hooked on something like this, accustomed to the traps made by the production guys in the game.

Fantasy classic Mimic is still more likely.

Maybe I could make a high-performance trap or something right now? Try again.

"I don't know about this..."

"Yes...... what shall we do?

"I'll throw it away."

Yeah, Eliza's in trouble, too. You don't want to touch it.

I guess we should ask the knight who offered us this place.

In the meantime, I'll cool it down with magic, so if I can't hear the crust, please.

If you were a bug, you wouldn't be able to move.

"Oh, just in case, please confirm and report the contents."

"Absolutely."

You can't help but sigh like the knight who said so tired.

Who, the guy who thinks harassment like this will succeed?

It's the Knight of the Guard who's gonna end this, isn't it?

"Oh, there may be His Majesty, but where are you going?"

The side chamber, which has spoken with belligerent eyes, is bringing in some of the people it seems to be surrounding.

Um.

You guys know the word reflection? These are the gifts, too?

You can't help but think monkeys are smarter to take action in just a few days, can you?

The afternoon of the day there was harassment in the name of a creepy gift.

Strolling under the objective of checking the structure of the posterior palace. Eliza needs you to leave a message, Sail. There are two other escorts.

Then I bowled with the side chamber group in the aisle through to the courtyard. Who are you?

It's basic to name the first person to exchange words, isn't it?

Looks like they weren't stuck in a rush of reflection or something, they were.

"Monkeys are smarter..." I say disgust instead of greeting them.

"Lilina's right."

"That's right. I don't have a problem with that kind of violent shakedown."

"You've been pulling me into your room all along."

"I wish I could wait for Your Majesty as it is. You must be good enough on the floor to make me obsessed, huh?

You can say whatever you want. Is that tea party just an act of violence?

Heh... so I get your words in a way that's convenient for me, huh?

I mean, pull him into the room and plot evil.

He told me to attack him with malicious harassment, not direct violence.

Rudolph says he tolerates it and recommends it.

And you're telling me that you're not reflecting on the side chamber, are you?

Thanks, sideroom folks! With your help, I'm motivated enough.

Thank you. Let me give you a diagonal interpretation.

I won't admit to disagreeing when I say later that it means something different. Give it up?

General, you don't have to be faceless. I took the pledge, so please report it.

Do you want to cut the conversation off for now...... I'm going to persevere.

"Well... nothing"

The side rooms look suspicious to me with the fans on my mouth and my eyebrows lurking.

"I can't believe a noble princess talks about a barber. Which whore are you?"

"Become!"

"This is the rear palace!? Aren't you in the same position as you!

No.... I can't tell you now. But I don't like this kind of thing.

In the first place, all whores do that for a living, unlike you.

I don't mean to make fun of them, but I use them as an easy-to-understand expression of Lower Town style. I'm sorry.

Then came the backup shooting in a calm voice.

"Dear Mizuki, there are some 'decent' ladies in our country, aren't there?

"Right, General Sailleat. Though a knight, it's not a word you say in front of a young man in the Crest family."

The side chambers silenced with their faces bright red to the words emphasizing 'decent'.

It's also important that the spokesperson is General Reiki Saillit!

You know, that's about as much to notice, right?

Even when it comes to women's gardens, in Zebrest, where there are no female knights, the knights of escorts are naturally men.

If you think about what it's like to talk to a woman who's good on the floor.

"I'm not going to stand in line with you guys. I hope I never see you again."

"I won't let you. It's a disgrace to the country."

Now if you'll excuse me, just leave the place.

Looks like they were still standing up ahead of us, but there's no need to worry.

You won't be reflecting or anything because you just shut up in front of Sail.

Perhaps it's even started with a bad speech tournament against me.

"Is it still them, that gift?"

"What do you think? There's no reflection, and I think it's okay for everyone in the side room to think so."

"Was it still futile..."

Sail whining bitterly. Well, it must be a headache for someone who's serious.

It's easier for me and more importantly.

It's easier to certify all enemies than discern them from time to time, absolutely!

Involving non-targets doesn't hurt your conscience. Although it may be a mystery from the beginning.

This is more than the rear palace, and if I were a side room, it would develop into a muddy development between women, wouldn't it?

I'm not a sideroom, and my role is to knock you out.

... to the point where it makes you want to get out of yourself.

The last hand must be given to the king, and it is the law of the land that will judge them.

"Why don't you just go back to your room? Sometimes in the future."

That's what he tells me. He walks out to his room. The knights walk out to me too.

You were right to get out of the room because you had so much to gain!

Come on, do you want to go back to your room and get ready for a 'cute prank'?

From the day after that, the courtyard was barred from entering for large-scale pest control.