The Man Picked Up By the Gods (Reboot)
Later 1 · How the Gods Are
Three days after the gorgeous wedding...... me and Mr. Faye. And Ms. Ox, who joined the new employees, celebrated the day of her return to Gimru after her stay at the Duke's house, spared by the Dukes and their servants their goodbyes.
But before I go home,
"Good day."
"I've been watching you! That was a good wedding."
"Here, have a drink."
"What's a good knob?
"I knew you were drinking..."
Should I say as expected when I visit the divine world from a church in Gaunago, Kfo and Lultia in front of me, and the figure of Tekun and Gain. And the original white space was lined with dishes and liquor bottles and barrels, leaving some signs of a grand serving of liquor...
"The wedding's over for so long, you've been drinking for three days?
"Oh? Has it been that long?
"We don't really care about time ~"
"No matter how much you drink, you won't break your body, and when you get bored with something funny, you'll drink it!
"Ha ha! It's only been three days!
"You're doomed... by the way, what about Master Willieris?
Though I thought we'd be together perfectly because you blessed those two...
"Oh, Willieris would have gone on a trip with Grimp."
"Grimp...... just a farming god?
"Wow, that's Willieris' husband."
"He's still close. It was a good wedding, so we said we'd be newlywed and we'd look around at the land and crops around the world."
"You don't know how many billions of honeymoons this is already!
"Dragon Horse, because it is time for the harvest around the Refall Kingdom where you are, and in other countries and continents it can be just the season for making it now... Between this winter and next year, crops may grow better? Whatever it is, the goddess of the earth and the god of farming will look around."
……
I knew it was God, but I feel once again that we should not consider their actions by human standards.
As I was drinking the contents of the cup I received as I thought so, Kufo raised his voice as I remembered.
"... is that it? 3 days? Dragon Horse, you came here from a church in Gaunago, right? Didn't you plan to go home after the ceremony?
"I planned on doing that, but not just Kfo, but everyone. You blessed those two at the ceremony, didn't you?
"Oh! What do you say? The ceremony went on, didn't it?
As Tekun put it, the ceremony was very exciting.
Both the bride and groom and the attendees fuss that it is a happier ceremony than ever before.
That was very gratifying... but there was so much excitement and so much more.
To name one at a time...... first the dong chang noise continued well beyond the time scheduled for the end of the ceremony.
Then that ceremony was originally planned to be demolished when it was done, but “the gods have blessed the bride and groom more than ever! There is no way to break the ceremony where such a ceremony took place!" It is decided not to break that ceremony.
When that happened, we talked about better reinforcement in order to keep it long, and as the person in charge of setting up the ceremony, we were also allowed to see the reinforcement through to the end.
And then I made the statue because it was widespread among servants, and I got quite a few requests from people who wanted to reveal themselves.
"Oh, that was happening?
"I could have left it all to you or said no, because you were all in favor.
Besides, the mass production of the statue of God became an earthly magic practice, and the ceremonial reinforcement taught me the magic of reinforcing the pit with a mine or something. Above all, I was allowed to talk to Mr Arafral about pharmaceuticals, who was making ceremonial progressions, and he was able to give me advice. I extended my stay, but it was fruitful. "
"That would have been nice."
Oh, yeah. Speaking of idol-making, I wanted to ask you something.
“Statuemaker."
"When I realized, there were more titles like this on the status board, what's this?"
"Oh, it's like we read it and we admitted the dragon horse as a statue maker."
"See that statue of ours that circulates to the public.“ Peer magazine "in Japan."
"... you've got an amazing analogy"
"Dragon Horse, you meet and talk to us like this, and you make a statue just like you saw it, right? Because that can't be done by normal people, ordinary craftsmen really just have to make up for it with past telling and imagination. So no matter how good a statue is to a man, it's easy to see it from us."
"There used to be a lot of people who could clearly see and feel us because we were closer to humanity... depending on where we were, our gender would even change, whether we were men, women, or even gone in the first place!
"They may no longer be treated by another god in another religion. I can't help it, but this guy's totally different! There are too many pieces."
"Honestly, for God, gender is not ambiguous, and if you want to, you can change your appearance, but now is the most natural and easiest state. Then there's no point in bothering to come to a different appearance. And then... we can do something with God's power, but God's power is too powerful. If you use it properly, it could ruin the world. I'm not doing anything until I'm in such danger..."
"I see..."
God has troubles too...
"I was convinced about the idolaters. So the title of this feels bad if someone else finds out?
"Given the character of the dragon horse, you should hide it. Craftsman titles are given once we evaluate the subject's work above a certain level, so occasionally they come out. Then solicitation comes from various places. So did the nobles, but so did the church."
"Because if you have a craftsmanship title, you know something is a god-recognized craftsman. If that's a carpenter or an architectural relationship, you expect me to be solicited to work to build a church or related facility? They won't be treated roughly, but church officials will think they want to keep it surrounded. It's also a chance for normal people to be born.
Well, a decent clergyman would avoid the imposing way, and it's not like you can't say no. And even if a strange guy puts his eyes on you, Dragon Horse, I think you'll be fine because you have the back shield of the Duke's house. "
"I didn't mean to play it originally, but I'll be careful."
"I think that's easy. Earlier, Tekun said that artisanal titles come up once in a while, but only to“ idolaters, "because there shouldn't be a long time holder for the reason I just told you."
Lurutia was drunk, but I heard about it and became more alert to the title.
"Successful use would also be a bargaining material with an organization called the Church. If I had the opportunity to do so, if I thought I didn't hide the title, then yes, someone else would know. I don't really care."
"Right. If you live, you get one or two of the titles, anyone."
After following Gain and Tekun, I decide not to care.
But is title that easy to get?
I'm kind of listening to them, and some of them seem to be given even though they're not going to.
I'm curious, so I asked.
"You're right. There are two types of titles given to people, one of which we give directly."
"And the other is the title that is automatically given when the conditions we have set in advance are met. Globally, it's SNS Bot."
"BOT is also a modern..."
"Actually, it's not like that. There are many titles given automatically that are universal... See, there are more titles for Husband and Wife on the status board of the bride and groom at weddings? If we do that on a global scale, we will have a hell of a number of people in just one day. I don't care how much we give directly to each and every one of us, even though we are gods."
"In fact I used to give every single one of them, but then there were delays and leaks.“ God wouldn't admit it!! These two shouldn't be husband and wife!! "and I can't help but say goodbye, how sad it was..."
"I see..."
"As a skilled god, it's more surprising that humans are using God's power to spread it as a tool, and that the planet and the Earthlings are using it on a daily basis."
Pour extra liquor gently into a suddenly tense lurutia cup.
And Tekun groaned with a rare and serious voice and eyes. Apparently interested in Earth technology.
That being the case, there's still something to worry about.
"Speaking of which, it sounds like marriage is" something the gods will admit, "but no problem? In Japan, marriages are formed by delivering them to the bureau, so I'm not sure."
I am worried, especially since Mr Hughes and Mr Renaise are each blessed by three pillars of the gods.
"You're gonna be okay. That's what this one's been like for a long time, so I don't think it's a particular problem?
"It's a sad story, but sometimes you get married and you get divorced, right? That's when it's a matter of faith, being broken or something."
"Oh, there's no such thing. I forgive divorce, just like marriage, and you often say that, don't you?“ Repent. "
"I can't help but regret what's gone bad. Reflect on what was wrong with you, and make the next use of it, and if you do, you will not be treacherous to God. Sometimes we can fit in circles by getting in between."
"Being aristocratic, divorce can crush the face of the various people involved, and they basically keep falling for separation or something. I don't think a typical family would be so different from Earth."
"Really..."
Then let's not worry too much about it.
"Then cheers again -!
"You said ah! Alcohol is extra in barrels!
"Yikes!
"Let's party! Bye!"
"Tension high! I don't know, what is Guyn like about that handsome young man on the planet... and peer magazines and bots, but is he familiar with the planet, or Japanese culture?
"Really? I don't know for myself... I naturally learned about peer magazines and bots when I read about them."
Who is it?
"What!? You're an ex-Earth Japanese, but you don't know who you are?! You're not an idol hustler right now!? She is originally a plain eyed adult, fond of comics and paintings and a hobby. I used to paint peer-to-peer magazines in collaboration with my idol friends who share the same hobby, but recently I was pushed by an adult female character who was tarnished by office policy because of her adulthood, and decided to graduate from a hobby comic book or peer-to-peer magazine and my hobby was almost completely banned! And even though the total number of fans has increased, it's heartbreaking that there are fewer existing fans who supported the down-loading era, you're not a twenty year old girl worried about stress?!
"And I don't know..."
I ask Gain's hot valve, but in the end all I found out was that he belonged to a super famous large group of idols that existed before I died...... nevertheless, I used to hear from Kfo that Gain got into idols, but it seemed more beefy than I thought.
"I didn't know you were a former Japanese dragon horse..."
"Me neither, so I didn't know Gaine would be that distracted... If he was a subordinate Tabuchi, he might have known because he was a wider geek than me, but I wasn't interested in idols or entertainers in general... or in people themselves that much in my previous life..."
"You're so lonely with you."
Tekun tells me as if he was frightened, but it is a fact.
Otherwise I wouldn't be pulling back into the woods for three years after I got here.
Besides, at least on Earth and here, this one is definitely more intense in our daily relationships.
Besides, I enjoy that now. I've changed at some point.
"We know each other more and more, and we have more and more scope to interact.... even interact with the gods beyond the boundaries of man. Most importantly, I haven't been out of the woods for a year. It feels like three years in the woods is an instant compared to what we've been through since we left the woods, and it's been much longer since we left the woods."
If this is an online novel, it would be the level at which thoughts are sent when the story unfolds slowly.
That's all the evidence of life and relationships in this world right now.
"Ho... then that's a question for a dragon horse. You know, there's been a lot of dating people, and I think it's time for a good woman or something?
"Oh! Speaking of which, yes!
"No, no, that hasn't happened yet"
Sometimes I missed the conversation that way...
Mixed with the banquet of the gods, we celebrated the two of them who were majestically married until time came!