The Man Picked Up By the Gods (Reboot)

"Over here, take a look"

Mr. Piolo, the leader of the meeting, was immediately guided to the building that it was the warehouse of the Sionji Chamber of Commerce. The management staff opens the door that looks heavy and passes through the gaps in the luggage loaded in the dim.

It was equipped with a huge metal cage, in which about 30 large chickens were put together.

Yes, Mr. Piolo recommended “chickens." And chickens lay “eggs."

Eggs are so nutritious and a valuable source of protein that they are said to be almost completely nutritious foods. Given that during the long journey it also operates in an area that has difficulty replenishing food called the Schulz Great Tree Sea, it would be very much appreciated if you could keep the chickens and supply the eggs.

Chickens do not require as much space as other livestock for breeding and are relatively easy to raise. It's also convenient to keep it in a cage.

But there is only one question.

I heard the chickens I got until I got here were big.

I just saw the chicken still in the cage and thought "Sure it's big”.

But isn't every single one as big as me... as a human elementary school student?

"It seems a lot different than the chicken I was thinking about."

"Wye was going to buy regular chickens too, I guess."

Good. This doesn't seem to be the “normal chicken” in this world.

"These are“ clever chickens. "They're a kind of bird-shaped warcraft, giant chickens, as you can see. Eggs are no different than regular chickens, but they produce multiple eggs a day, regardless of the male or female. Eggs are produced more (...) than regular chickens from Saya. If you can keep these guys inside the Dimension Home, you can always eat eggs all you want."

"I'm glad to hear that, but it's not just about the benefits, is it?

I find the smell troublesome in Mr. Piolo's words savings, and the attitude of the administrator earlier was a little strange.

I guess I'm not seriously going to hide it in the first place. Mr. Piolo presents the problem pale.

"First of all, these guys are strong. You'll see when you get a look at your legs, but your muscles are developed and your nails are sharp. Even one Warcraft is equal to D-rank. If it's a herd, the danger is equal to the C-rank, so it's impossible to keep it without someone with a lot of strength.

Lyoma doesn't have a problem with strength in that regard. Besides, these guys have the habit of making herds and living, so they shouldn't be incompatible. It may be easier to take care of a chicken than a normal chicken if you can contract and communicate your intentions under witchcraft. "

"I see, that's for sure"

"All right. The next problem is bait. The staple foods are cereals and insects. However, other organisms may be hunted and eaten if necessary. You don't have to pay particular attention. Just three times as much as normal, Akan.

"Can I have a plant grown with wood magic and scavenger fertilizer?

"If it's not poisonous and you eat it, don't have a problem first. The wild flock feeds on goblins. If you're in a tree sea, do the meat of the warcraft you attacked. Yes."

Then there's no particular problem.

I'm thinking about raising the slime bait my wife recommended shortly.

But they still have problems.

"And this is the biggest problem... these guys are halfway smart"

Wild clever chicken lays a large number of unclean eggs for decoys in addition to sperm eggs beforehand. And if it is raided, it is attacked in collaboration with the herd, protecting the nest and the eggs. Furthermore, if the Raiders decide that they cannot win stronger than themselves, or that the damage is greater if they fight, they immediately take out only sperm eggs and abandon the nest.

They say they understand the value of themselves and eggs to their prey.

And its intelligence becomes even more pronounced when it becomes a livestock, and humans understand that an inert egg is the purpose.

It seems that individuals who were born as livestock and have been in contact with humans for a long time understand humanities to some extent.

So if you are dissatisfied with the handling (quality of bait or bedding), you boycott and stop laying eggs.

Because if we kill ourselves cheaply, we understand that humans lose money.

"... the chickens are coming to negotiate?

"Rather than negotiating, if you're dissatisfied, it feels like gonna-- Even though he's smart, he thinks he'll improve his treatment if he doesn't lay eggs on chickens. In fact, there are times when the cause of this falls on the owner's side, or if he is ill, he may be treated and improved, but if he goes bad, he mistakenly thinks that he will be treated better, and if he doesn't prepare something better, he will have a character like Obahan, who makes a rough and unscrupulous demand."

"That's tricky..."

"By the way, these guys in front of me, they're“ about to "have that kind of mouth... the original owner, he's a former adventurer who deals with us, and he told me to pick it up for meat before I could keep it, so I picked it up"

One question arises here.

"Almost, it hasn't completely happened yet, has it? Before I could keep them, I said."

"The reason... you see, there's a chick with a black and white body in the center of the herd?

Sure, only one white cotton wool and a black-skinned chick in a collection of six chicks.

All the others are yellow, but only that one. Are you kidding me?

"You only look like the same chick except for the color"

"" Genius chicken. "The superior species of clever chicken that is rarely born or. Being higher in intelligence than CleverChicken and reigning as leader of the herd when it grows... but that chick will already be leader of the herd"

After hearing more about it, they report a handful of examples of Genius chicken becoming the leader of the herd as soon as it is born, if it has been replaced in an environment where certain safety has been ensured as livestock.

And a herd like that... naturally because newborn chicks steer, but with a high chance of wagamama all you want. Something about an early story becoming like a bonbong of a silly aristocrat who was thistled and spoiled from birth... what a mortal bird.

"Additionally, the former owners have other herds, and if you leave them alone, you'll see these herds that have become waggy moms, and it won't even affect the rest of them."

"Are you saying that if you only treat this herd, you will see it and be dissatisfied..."

Early disposal of the causing herd before the whole thing becomes a vicious cycle. We will also sell it to the Sionji Chamber of Commerce for meat in order to recover some of the resulting losses. It must be a necessary and reasonable decision for those who work with chickens (warcraft).

"It's hard to handle these guys. I lay a lot of shiitake eggs, so if you can keep a rheuma like that, you can take it with you. Yeah. If you can't, I want you to help me. There aren't many of us in charge of meat that can fight like these guys can strangle, and if you're a young chicken that can lay eggs, you want to drain the blood of Bloody Slime to make it a little better quality."

"Is that what you meant when I came to the right place?"

Livestock for meat consumes long years and large quantities of food before it can be shipped.

It is therefore inefficient to keep livestock in order to obtain meat.

Although livestock that is old and no longer capable of its original role, such as chickens that can no longer lay eggs or cows that can no longer serve milk, may be crushed and processed into meat, there are few livestock that can be grown for meat purposes from the outset, and meat that is made in this way is a luxury product for the wealthy.

If you want to process the young chickens that were bred for this reason into meat, it is only natural that Mr Piolo's position would like to improve the quality at all.

"Should judgment try a contract as an obedient demon?

"It's like I understand the language here somewhat, so first try to get close to the cage and speak up. If I get out poorly, I'll be in Acan. Don't go strong. I'll follow you. Negotiations are with leaders."

"Okay."

When you get close enough to touch the cage, all eyes are already pointed at you.

"I want to talk to you about your future treatment. Give me a leader."

When you speak with strength and consciousness, the clever chicken in the cage is only slowly black and white chicks, without making any noise. You're moving slowly because of your small body, jumping to make sure every step of the way.

...... body hair like white cotton is fuzzy and size still a little bigger than normal hyoko? So much so that I honestly look at it and it's so cute.

"You're the leader of this herd."

"Pi."

The squeal came back like a reply. Probably affirmative.

"I want an exorcism pact to communicate."

"Pi."

Confirm what appears to be a second affirmation and make a contract.

Then,

"Let us go! You humans!!

Surprised...... I can communicate with Slime and Removal Bird as well, but the feeling is a little different from them again. Compatibility itself, I suppose, is better with the slimes, but apart from that, is it because they're more intelligent on the side of the Warcraft? I feel clearly spoken in words.

"Let's start by introducing ourselves. My name is Lyoma Takebayashi. And you?"

"There is no name for you!!

Trouble, we can talk, but we can't talk.

"If you stay like this, you will be killed as human food. Why don't you listen to me before that happens?

'... if you want to talk, let us go! Otherwise, you come in here!

"- And I'm saying. Can you let me in?

When I translated it to Mr. Piolo and told him, he called the manager who was on the table.

"Meet me... are you sure? I don't care if you let this kid in."

"Lyoma would be fine. He's going in, too. He said he opened it quickly."

"Wow, I see..."

The adult clever chicken quickly surrounded me a few steps after entering the cage through an entrance that was opened like a reluctance. And there's a leader out front.

"You have a lot of nerve for a coward."

"Thanks for that. Now you're ready to talk?

"Come on! I'll ask you what you want."

You have a small body but a big attitude...... well good.

"As I said earlier, you will be killed to make meat as it is. But if you will lay eggs, I can take them and help you. Let's get some food and a place to live."

"You're just like the other person. Fine. One cup a day in the vessel we put the finest wheat in the bait. Combine corn and other cereals. Naturally, use the finest for mixing! Then the beds have sunny, aromatic earthy aromas and delicious blemishes - '

With a dignified attitude, fine and luxurious conditions coincide.

Many things can't be protected from going to dangerous areas.

All right, I can't.

"So I didn't have any luck this time..."

'Wait! Why say no!

"Because it was obvious that I couldn't keep all the current conditions..."

"Fool Wow!! From big demands to small demands! It would be the basis of the negotiations!!

The chickens preached the basics of negotiation...

"Then let's talk about acceptable terms"

"… how much treatment can you promise?"

That's what I've been saying.

· When I don't go away, leave me alone in a designated location (outdoor) in an abandoned mine.

-The location of the abandoned person needs to be consulted by looking at the site. Install buildings to avoid rain and sun if necessary.

· Allow dedicated space for part of the dimension home when going away.

· Bait is the average product and own product that can be purchased in Tamer Guild or on the market. The formula should be consulted.

· Ask them to provide inert eggs produced as consideration

Etc. … offer each and every condition you can promise.

And

"Basically, I'm not going to admit any more conditions. I intend to have communicated in good faith the ceilings that can be confirmed rather than You don't have to promise to make it happen, you can give me more conditions, but what do you do?"

'... you, you're looking at my feet! We're in crisis! I will not yield to unreasonable violence!

"Cockoo!!!!!!!!!!!"

A leader who raises pneumonia.

I hear threatening clever chicken ringing and mouth sounds from around me as I respond.

"Meet him! We need to help him quickly. That boy!

The administrator is in a hurry.

It's not strange when I (a child) is attacked in front of me, so I can't help it.

"Get up!"

"Cockoo!!!!!!!!!!!"

As the leader raises his voice, the sound of the flock is aligned and increases in strength.

It is no longer an atmosphere in which we can negotiate. I'm not negotiating.

"Hih!"

"Hmm?"

It was the moment I wanted to give up.

For some reason, the scream of the leader hits his head, and Clever Chicken's voice stops.

And for some reason, he spreads his feathers so that he can do it in the ground, and he falls to the ground simultaneously.

I can't even feel the slightest bit of hostility there earlier.

'Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...'

"Scared!? What happened suddenly?!? What, hey, what happened!?

Apparently the danger has left, but we can't keep up with the sudden changes in the situation.

"Uh, Lyoma? I don't think I know, but I just gave it a great eye and vibe for a second, didn't I? Like in the last game."

When it comes to this previous game, Mr. Ox is the opponent's... I see.

Apparently he did something like that again the other day to the applause of giving up negotiations.

Unconscious intimidation must be cautious, but reflection later...

"I want your head up"

"Ha!"

Down to earth? Now to upright immobilization...

"Can we continue the conversation?"

'Yes! Yes! Absolutely! No - you seem strong brother ~. We were surprised ~'

"-Don 't overtly sell me!?

My attitude changes 180 degrees and I'm confused again.

And what's going on with those feathers?

I bring it in front of my chest and rub it together as it goes up and down, perfectly in “rubbing hand” motion.

'This is what previous humans always did!?

It seems to be the habit of the previous owner or something. I think I'm learning something weird besides words...

"Enough, can we talk?

"Yeah, yeah... but hey... we're a creed for non-violent disobedience..."

"What were you doing just a few minutes ago?

What is it?

"It's not like he's a birdhead."

Genius, the brains of chicken. Where have you been?

And look at me, don't blur it so easy to understand.

Or where did you learn the words of the great Indian man?

"I've already been motivated by a lot of things... but if you don't drink the terms, you're just gonna have to be meat? You can't let those people get away unconditionally and lose money."

'No, no, I never said I would never drink the terms. It's just, you know? A little more...'

If you think you're stubborn...... there's something wrong with the herd.

Just clever chicken to discuss? It feels deliberate.

"What's that behind you talking about?

"Uh... can't you forgive me with an egg, or I'm going to give it to you too... something like that..."

"Wow."

Looks like this guy's starting to be limited to his buddies.

'These guys are always like this... I was just born and I don't know anything, but they all push me for something inconvenient because I happen to win by comparison of wisdom, because I'm the new leader, and if a smart guy is sure to be the leader, and if he's not satisfied, he's dissatisfied with me, and if something fails, it means it's all the responsibility of the leader, and I don't really understand what he tells you, and we're all not as smart as humans say...'

... I don't know, if I was listening, I'd cry.

Plus, I think I know why I feel this guy's will so clearly.

But I can't keep what I can't, so if you don't drink the terms, I'm gonna have to really get you to be meat... or else I'm gonna be fried, okay? Maybe fried dragon fields or sautéed chicken. Making meat potatoes with chicken is not bad either. And then there's chicken, Nambu, or lavishly roasted round? Can we even substitute Beijing Duck...... hmm?

'Excuse me, please don't mention the cooking method lightly'

Just the leader if you notice, but again in a grounded state.

"Will you be kept?

'That's all I've got anymore... and I think you've understood the hard work on that... at least the kind of environment they don't immediately dissapoint...'

"Okay. I'll try my best!

'Thank you......'

Thus added 26 hard-won chickens and their companions to my obedience.

You should be happy to be able to get more egg supplies.

Yet for some reason I felt nothingness in my heart...