The Mightiest Little Peasant

"It seems... this crew is not as bad as I thought!"

Wu Tian looked around and muttered.

No matter the equipment or the scene, they are top-notch, but the director and a group of leading actors are all influential.

Waste!

He grunted again, then grinned and shouted around: "Hello everyone, I am Wu Tian, ​​you must know me! I will report it! Happy cooperation!"

As soon as the words fell, the shed was quiet, and everyone looked back to see him.

Wu Tian stood there and waved enthusiastically around.

However, everyone was indifferent, and after glancing at him, he withdrew his eyes and continued to work.

Wu Tian suddenly froze there, embarrassed.

I rely on!

He scolded a little, and was a little angry.

Anyway, he is also a third-line actor, and he is famous. In this movie, he is regarded as the biggest actor, but this group of people ignored him!It's so annoying!

Damn, isn't it a broken crew?What's so great!

He scolded indignantly, watching the people ignore him, and walked aside.

At this time, the staff members came over, and behind them, there were five dumplings.

He was immediately curious and walked over.

"Hey! Brothers, you're working hard, aren't you hot?"

With that said, he reached out and patted the dumpling's shoulder.

Suddenly, the staff members stepped in and looked back, a strange look appeared on his face.

Wu Tian shivered with his hand on that shoulder, feeling as if he had photographed a piece of ice and was very cold.

"Wow! What kind of clothes, why is it so iced, brother, can you still bear it!"

With that said, Wu Tian lifted the white hair on the dumpling's chest and tried to find the seam of the clothes, but he found it again and found nothing.

Look no further in the back.

"Weird! Why is there no zipper? Shouldn't this layer of hair grow like this on your body?"

At this time, the shed was quiet again.

Everyone looked up and looked weird, they seemed to want to laugh, but they could not bear to laugh.

Then Wu Tian touched the dumplings and whispered, "Brother, you are so thin, and you're almost as thin as a bone!" He said, grabbing the dumplings' hand and looked at it.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, he was taken aback by this look.

This hand really only has bones.

His figure suddenly stiffened, and his cold sweat was down.

"Lying trough! Realistic! It must be a prosthesis!" He comforted himself.

"Brother, you are so stupid!"

He said, looking at the other hand, looking at it, it was the same.

He was suddenly ignorant.

I rely on!Both hands are broken?This guy is too sad!

Then he swept towards that face, which was a little collapsed, twisted, with a little white hair, and looked terrible.Especially in that eye socket, there was nothing, only two groups of glare.

After staring at it for a while, Wu Tian shuddered, and Han Mao stood upright.

It's so realistic!

This is like a living zombie!

For a moment, even he was a bit skeptical.However, in this world, how could there really be zombies, must be too makeup.

"Haha! How is it possible!"

Thinking so, he laughed and reached out his hand to touch the eyes.

Then, the smile on his face solidified.

Because, he didn't touch anything, and his eyes were really empty.

His eyes widened at once, and he shivered violently, his face pale and pale.

At this moment, he was almost soulless.

Nima!This is a real zombie!

At this moment, the staff on the side came up and lifted off the symbol on the top of the head. The zongzi moved, gritted his teeth, and showed a fierce look.

Then Wu Tian's figure flickered, his eyes whitened, and he fell straight down.

"Hahaha! Another stupid b, and he took the initiative to touch it!"

A group of people laughed.

"Hurry up, drag him to the side, come, and start quickly!" The rogue master shouted.

Soon, the shooting started.

And Wu Tian, ​​unconscious for a long time, finally woke up slowly.

He felt as if he had a terrible and absurd dream.

"It's just a dream. How could there really be zombies in this world!" He comforted himself.

Rubbing his head, he lifted his body and heard a fierce fighting sound from one side.

Turning around, he stayed again, his eyes almost glaring out.

In his sight, several figures wearing robe are fighting with something fierce, brilliant, and the scene is very hot.

This scene, if it appears in the movie, it is normal, because special effects are added, but this Nima is realistic!Where did this shiny special effect come from?

To his surprise, the opponents of those Taoists were the zombies that appeared in his dream.

With extreme fright, he blushed his eyes and fell straight.

After a long time, he finally woke up again.

Sit up and take a look, the shooting seems to be over, and all the zombies are gone.

Everything seems normal.

"Haha! It must have been a dream! Think about it too! How could there be such a ridiculous thing!" He laughed aloud, and he became alive again.

He took out a cigarette, dangled it in his mouth, and touched his pocket, but remembered that the lighter was thrown in the car.

When he glanced around, he saw a guy with a dead man's makeup, obviously a corpse.

"Hey! Running dragon suit!" He was very polite, shouted, "Come!"

Not far away, Tang Hao was startled.

"Yes, it's you who ran dead, and quickly found a lighter for me and ordered it for me." Wu Tian sat there, raised the shelf, and looked at him with a look of anger.

"Don't add a dead word, thank you! Running dragon sets are also dignified." Tang Hao rolled his eyes and said.

"Yo! A dead runner, dare to talk back to me, do you know who I am?" Wu Tian shouted.

Tang Hao glanced at him and said, "Your name is... Wu Tian, ​​isn't it! I seem a little impressed."

Wu Tian suddenly became proud.

But then, he saw the man turn around and rushed to the staff around him: "Remember to take good care of this guy."

"Yes, producer!"

When Wu Tian heard it, he was instantly blinded.

"Producer...producer?" He shuddered, his expression incredulous.

"Stupid! He is our producer, and he is still running!" Some people sneered.

Wu Tian wanted to cry.

Nima!A producer, what kind of corpse is good, is it fun!

"Oh! By the way, he is not only the producer, but also the old director of our Haotian Group, he is the big boss!" Someone said quietly.

When Wu Tian heard it, his figure shook, and he felt dizzy for a while.

God!

This guy is the big boss of Haotian?Billions of people?

What a joke!

At this moment, he wished to slap himself.

"Come on! Sign this confidentiality agreement. During the shooting process, everything you see can't be leaked. Of course, even if you leak it, no one believes it."

"Boy, don't doubt it, it was true just now!"

After listening to these words and holding the agreement, Wu Tian was completely ashamed.

Is everything true?

God!Filming with real zombies, how perverted is this crew?

Moreover, there is also a producer who loves to play dead bodies. What a wonderful crew this is!

For a time, he was crying without tears.