The Most Random System

"Chen Yu Ying: ?????"

Clearly, under her guidance, Chen Yu Ying has fully realized the importance of punctuation marks—previously she only used one question mark, now she’s using a whole line of them.

"Chen Yu Ying: You’re an idiot."

"Lin Li: Sis, when you insult someone, it sounds like you’re acting cute."

"Chen Yu Ying: I am acting cute."

"Lin Li: What!? Xiling, stand at attention! My little tail is wagging like a propeller! Ready for orders anytime!!"

"Chen Yu Ying: Back to the topic, ’pighead’."

"Lin Li: Did uncle firmly say the family is sending you over there?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Yes."

"Lin Li: Okay, remember to pick up your package tomorrow, I urgently ordered you a ’flashlight’, ’The Tao Te Ching’, ’suit’, and ’white cane’, you’ll need them on the day after tomorrow morning."

"Chen Yu Ying: ?"

"Lin Li: I’m not hinting at anything, it’s fine, even if on the bus Chen Tianming ends up being Yao Qiaoqiao’s impervious dog, and Wang Yuezhi, being only my lunchtime buddy, becomes a stranger at other times, ultimately leaving me as one of the four students from the competition, lonely on the unfamiliar bus...

But it’s all good, I can manage on my own. Ying Bao, you too, when you’re comfortably in a nice car, you must be happy, be content, okay?"

"Lin Li: My survival doesn’t matter, life might try to chew me up and spit me out like crap, but no worries, I’m a resilient enoki mushroom mouth!"

"Chen Yu Ying: Cut the pity party, ’flying teddy bear kick’."

"Lin Li: A man can sell anything but can’t be poor."

"Chen Yu Ying: ’Fist’."

"Lin Li: ’Scissors’."

"Lin Li: Aww, I lost, too bad nowadays I can only play scissors, after all, you’re my rock, my scissors."

"Chen Yu Ying: Repeating the same sweet talk earns you a deduction, and why is the topic veering off again?"

"Lin Li: True, notification received, let’s meet in Pingjiang on Sunday, ’salute’."

"Chen Yu Ying: Not necessarily."

"Lin Li: Oh? There’s a twist?"

"Chen Yu Ying: .Definitely not."

"Lin Li: Do you know how cute you are?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Well, initially our family was indeed driving over on Sunday, but after a discussion, my mom said she’d send me instead, my dad naturally had no objections, then my mom asked if you want to join us in the car on Sunday.

Mom said she’d quite like to chat with you, but never found a fitting opportunity before."

Seeing this message, the leisurely and relaxed Lin Li instinctively stood straight, blinking.

"Lin Li: That’s a thing?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Up to you, if you feel awkward about it, just say you can’t come."

"Lin Li: I’d be awkward over this? Woman, are you underestimating me."

The last time Lin Li was awkward was when he heard as a child that many people undergo ’double anus surgery’ and was amazed, asking if he could check out the ’double anus’, only to eventually discover he mistakenly heard ’double eyelid surgery’ as ’double anus surgery’.

How dull.

Since then, Lin Li decided not to pursue a medical career.

Otherwise, if a patient sought him for double eyelid surgery but woke up to find their poop was splitting, wouldn’t the sky collapse?

"Chen Yu Ying: I meant if you feel it might make me and mom awkward, just say you can’t come."

"Lin Li: Ah, that makes more sense."

"Lin Li: Honestly, I’m still a bit nervous, but can overcome it, so if you feel it’s fine, I’ll go, if you think you’ll be shy on the way, then politely decline for me."

"Chen Yu Ying: Then let’s go."

"Lin Li: Great."

"Chen Yu Ying: Remember to inform the teacher, then come to pick you up downstairs on Sunday morning."

"Lin Li: Sure."

Consider it settled, later I’ll chat with Ying Bao about her mom’s preferences and personality to try and unite the Chen Family in isolating Middle Man.

Then the strategy will change—Middle Man? You want to enter the Chen Family? Let me discuss it with your daughter and your wife first.

Yes, it gives quite a sense of achievement and image.

Looking up, Wei Xuan and Brother Sun were standing nearby.

Lin Li had been chatting on his phone for a while, but both of them wisely hadn’t rushed him, currently discussing some recent hot topics.

Like a man worried about contraceptive pills harming his wife, so he chooses to take the pills to avoid pregnancy after every intimate moment, only to find out his wife is pregnant and bewildered asking the doctor why despite the pills there’s pregnancy.

For example, an elder brother caught for drunk driving, followed by a younger brother drunkenly driving to pick him up.

"Sorry for chatting for a while." Lin Li apologetically smiled.

"Girlfriend, right? You looked so happy chatting." Wei Xuan teased.

"It really is." Lin Li didn’t hide it.

"Shall we officially start looking at cars now?" Wei Xuan asked for confirmation.

"Sure."

"Okay," Wei Xuan nodded, walking further into the parking lot while asking, "Lin Li, you mentioned not having a large budget before, what exactly does this mean in terms of range? This lot has low-priced second-hand cars, but prices range from thousands to around twenty thousand, quite a range.

Also, any specific preferences on the model, usage, etc.?"