The Most Random System

It was the same when Lin Li previously tried to make his own requests to them—crows, as a relatively high‑IQ bird species, are just like cats and dogs and can fully understand.

With common low‑IQ, weak‑memory birds like sparrows, don’t even think about using them as your recon drones; in practice, the second time you show up in front of them, they need time just to remember who this human is.

Managing to stay quiet at night and not disturb the neighbors is already them trying their absolute best.

Lin Li had also tried using the Voice of All Things on bugs from Insecta and Arachnida; they were even more straightforward—there’s no "communication" anymore, it’s straight up "commands."

But this wasn’t surprising to Lin Li.

Come to think of it, sometimes you can have even more fun with "commands" than with "communication."

He so couldn’t wait for summer.

All the mosquitoes besieging Bai Bufan alone—what a beautiful scene that would be.

Then he’d give them a few pointers, like ordering them to fly in strictly along the pants leg, bite strictly inside, and preferably go to town on Bai Bufan’s dick entrance and anal rim with a few super‑itchy, super‑swollen welts.

Lin Li didn’t dare imagine just how funny Bai Bufan’s tortured expression would look.

Fuck yeah, Cultivation is seriously meaningful as hell.

"Alright, next feeding is in three days. I hope you’ll still remember what the concept of ’three days’ is."

Thinking about it, Lin Li couldn’t help laughing. After rubbing the crow’s bird head, he left the rooftop.

...

The next day.

Because Friday’s first exam subject was English, when Lin Li arrived at the second floor, everyone was either memorizing vocabulary or reciting model essays.

It’s honestly infuriating when you talk about it.

This damn Li Hua, in another world he treats everyone like his personal dicksuck—whenever he runs into something he doesn’t know how to write, he just drops a few keywords and requirements here, then lets everyone, in AI mode, generate a whole essay for him.

Why is Li Hua allowed to abuse dicksuck like this, totally carefree, without even thinking?

I’m so pissed, so pissed!

I want to use it too!

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When he reached the second floor, the ones welcoming Lin Li were still Bai Bufan and Yang Bangjie.

Giving Lin Li a glance, Bai Bufan spoke in a deep voice:

"Lin Li, you’ve come."

"Yes, I’ve come."

"You shouldn’t have come."

"But I already came."

"Since you’ve come, then listen to the question!" Pushing up his nonexistent glasses, Bai Bufan’s voice suddenly soared, "How do you say ’蹲下’ in English?"

Lin Li laughed loudly: "Easy! It’s Ctrl, sometimes it’s Shift! Sometimes it’s C!"

Yang Bangjie was stunned like a Celestial Being: "He knows even that? Could he truly be the Empowerment Bro?"

"He’s got some skill." A hint of wariness flashed in Bai Bufan’s eyes, his gaze turning more serious. "But that last question was merely... an appetizer!"

"Next comes the real problem!"

"Please listen... to! the! listening! question!!"

Bai Bufan turned his gaze to Yang Bangjie, and Yang Bangjie nodded.

Bai Bufan: "Dad, I’m hungry."

Yang Bangjie: "Hi, hungry, I’m dad."

Bai Bufan: "Dad, I’m serious."

Yang Bangjie: "No, you are hungry."

Bai Bufan: "You’re joking."

Yang Bangjie: "No, I’m dad."

"How much is the shirt?" Bai Bufan’s gaze was like a torch as he looked at Lin Li, letting out a cold snort: "Option A: £19.15, Option B: £9.18, Option C: £9.15, Option D: £6.15! Bro, make your choice!"

"Nine pounds fifteen pence! So I choose option C and mark it on the test paper!"

Lin Li smirked as he lowered his head, then brushed his hair up with his fingers as he raised his head, giving his answer with fiery passion!

"Bu Hao! Lin Li really is an English guy! You can’t stump him at all!" Bai Bufan exclaimed in shock.

"He’s a powerhouse. Just admit defeat." Yang Bangjie was convinced as well.

This morning’s clash ended with Lin Li’s overwhelming victory.

"English is still too troublesome. Can’t they test Japanese instead? I feel like with my talent, I could casually score 120+ in Japanese." Before the exam started, the three of them stood side by side chatting, and Yang Bangjie spoke up.

"If I remember correctly, Bangjie, you’ve never scored over 120 in Chinese." Bai Bufan looked at Yang Bangjie.

"So what."

"So you’re saying Chinese at under 100, Japanese at over 120, right?"

"So what."

"I’ll gift you a haiku." Bai Bufan gave himself a thumbs‑up: "

Lurking on the mainland

Your Japanese score can’t be contained

Your cover’s blown again"

"You just don’t get it." Yang Bangjie waved his hand. "Let me do it myself:

Study Japanese well

Raw content’s no longer hell

Smiling, I pour the spell"

Bai Bufan raised two thumbs.

"Then I’ll gift you one too." Naturally unwilling to fall behind, Lin Li also offered his present: "

Natto on white rice

Look up, the sunshine’s so nice

Oh shit that’s a nuke, surprise"

Bai Bufan raised three thumbs.

This morning’s second clash ended once more with the rare sight of Yang Bangjie laughing himself breathless.

...

The English exam ended blandly.

The second exam was politics; Lin Li easily finished it, filled in every blank and checked over everything, and the exam time still wasn’t even halfway through.

Can’t hand it in this early. Looks like he could only zone out again.

With a sweep of his peripheral vision, Lin Li’s eyes lit up.

Someone was finally engaging in the cheating behavior Lin Li had been dying to see!

Lin Li saw that in the last group of seats, the one by the classroom’s inner curtain, the boy in the second‑to‑last seat was carefully checking his crib sheet.

Lin Li turned his gaze expectantly to the system.

[Though the Sect’s ethos is upright, demonic greed forever persists; it’s inevitable that some disciples stray. When one witnesses cheating, one must stop it.]

[Mission triggered!]

[Mission Four: In this Sect Grand Tournament, stop any cheating behavior you see or hear of.]