The Most Random System

Under Lin Li’s command, that thick dark green blood seemed to become the perfect combustion aid, as flames instantly spread upward along the severed tentacle, licking its slick and sticky surface!

"Sssss—Aow hoo—!!!"

If the previous pain was just a minor scrape, then Lin Li must have caused real harm this time.

The mutated creature’s shrill, distorted screech echoed through the night sky.

The tentacle monster wildly thrashed its burning tentacles, attempting to extinguish the fire.

The fire wasn’t put out.

Not because the Five Elements Technique was particularly powerful, but because Lin Li was secretly fanning the flames.

The flames crackled loudly, and the air was filled with the acrid stench of burning protein and grease.

A cold glint flashed, and the tentacle of this mutant, wreathed in flame, fell to the ground, while it quickly retreated, leaving the vacuum zone.

Moreover, it retreated with other mutants in tow, instantly expanding the encirclement, with threatening low growls erupting one after another.

Lin Li: "Wanna fight—huh—"

"Eighteen—got abs—"

"Eighteen—not just an age—"

Still, no one responded to Lin Li’s oppressive aura, and after a brief silence, the mutants exchanged a series of rapid and strange hissing communications.

Do they really not understand human speech?

Should he use the "Voice of All Things" to communicate with them?

But even if he activated "Voice of All Things," it would only allow them to understand his language, not enable him to understand their hisses.

Just as Lin Li hesitated whether to use his ability, a mutant that looked like a giant toad, with a swollen, pus-filled abdomen, was pushed to the front.

Lin Li looked at it, and in his invincible state, he naturally feared nothing.

He saw it open a large mouth filled with fine, sharp teeth and emit a deep gurgle from its throat, with viscous, bubbling dark green liquid churning violently.

Fssst—!!!

A column of dark green acid with a pungent acidic smell shot out like a jet!

Lin Li, with no ability to dodge, was instantly drenched by the acid from head to toe.

The dark green liquid flowed down his bare skin, sizzling on the ground and emitting billowing white smoke.

Honestly, it wasn’t as disgusting as imagined.

It wasn’t the kind of warm, dirty liquid, rather, it was somewhat cool.

Looking up and feeling the shock in the zombies’ eyes at his still unscathed self, to be honest, Lin Li felt a bit secretly pleased.

Of course, the secret pleasure was only in knowing they hated him but couldn’t harm him, not in enjoying the feeling of being bathed in acid spewed from zombies.

So Lin Li unhesitatingly used the Five Elements Technique again, materializing a water column to wash his body.

The cool water washed away the acid, and looking at his ever-whiter and stronger body after training, Lin Li was quite satisfied.

However, Lin Li suddenly froze.

Why the hell can I see fair skin and a muscular body?

Possibility one: Lin Li triggered a clairvoyant ability.

Possibility two: Lin Li’s clothes got burned off.

Possibility three: Blunt angle.

Lin Li lowered his head, only to see that his invincible companion, Guan Yu, was still shyly half-covered.

Fortunately, Lin Li was Pinocchio, and having the last name Pi was perfectly natural, so Guan Yu was now asleep.

Otherwise, the lute wouldn’t be enough to cover it.

"Damn!! This trench’s Solid as a Rock doesn’t make the clothes Solid as a Rock too, huh?!!"

Suddenly realizing his clothes had been corroded by the acid, leaving only some remnants, and now completely washed away by clear water, Lin Li, almost relying on the most primal human instinct in facing a nudity crisis, with his speed slowed down multiple times by "Solid as a Rock," resolutely headed for his sleeping Guan Yu!

Although there was still a bit of cloth, it really was just a ’’bit’’!

To be honest, if it rose now, would it count as mutual attraction—Lin Li’s mischievous mind was still pondering some weird stuff.

But the mischievous mind of some creatures seemed to imagine even weirder things—

This unknown, indestructible, weird humanoid target, his clearly defensive actions, the panic and disarray on his face finally surfacing, appeared as dazzling as a Lighthouse to the surrounding watchful mutants!

It’s a weakness!

It’s the weakness of this bizarre creature!!!

"Roar—!!"

"Sss—!!"

From outside the encirclement came an urgent and excited hiss!

This absurdly powerful, odd invincible-to-blades-and-bullets human finally exposed a flaw!

No sooner said than done!

Though Lin Li moved swiftly, someone was even faster!!

Woosh! Woosh! Woosh!

Several figures, far quicker than Lin Li, suddenly sprang out from the mutant group!

These were agile mutants, with limbs mutated into sharp bone spurs or possessing powerful claws!

One viciously slashed its sharp claws at Guan Yu’s body.

"Guan—Yu—"

By the time Lin Li called out these two words, the opponent had already made their move and finished.

Honestly, there was no sensation, the body didn’t hurt at all.

But in that instant, Lin Li’s heart nearly stopped, who could understand the panic of that moment?

This thing was like how in school, boys liked to feign a groin attack.

Even knowing it’s a fake move, Hawking would still flinch a bit.

And the other two weren’t targeting Lin Li himself but precisely crashing into Lin Li’s wrist and arm!

Bang! Pop!

The dull sound of collision rang out, then began to exert force suddenly.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"