"Auntie." Chen Feng's hand holding the mouse trembled slightly, "How did you get in?"
"I used to sleep on this bed when I came over to play with the little ones. This is the one you sleep on now."
Only one lamp in the room glowed yellow.
The light projected from the computer's blue screen hit Zhang Yuyan's face, making her eyes flicker.
"I slept in your bed, you slept in your bed, which means that you indirectly slept in..."
"Cough cough." Chen Feng coughed immediately, "Auntie, don't do it at night, you should go back to rest early."
Zhang Yuyan was full of excitement, obviously without the intention of going back to her room to rest.
She put her hand on the back of the chair, and her round fingertips lightly touched Chen Feng's back from time to time.
She stared at the computer tightly, and urged anxiously: "What to pretend, my aunt is here, go back to the webpage just now, my aunt will watch it with you!"
Sniffing the rose fragrance shower gel from her aunt, Chen Feng's breathing became rapid.
"Auntie, is this not so good?"
"Oh, what's the embarrassment. Everyone is grown up. Let's see it together."
Zhang Yuyan leaned close to Chen Feng's ear and smiled softly: "Don't worry, my aunt will not tell anyone."
"OK then."
Chen Feng had to agree.
He clicked on the webpage just now, and the wonderful title "Seven Men Fighting One Woman" popped up on the browsing page.
Zhang Yuyan's eyes gleamed: "Yes, it's this one, I like it the most!"
Chen Feng clicks to play.
Suddenly, familiar music and lines sounded.
"Calabash baby, Calabash baby, seven babies on a vine!"
"Fairy, pay my grandfather soon!"
"..."
One and a half hours later.
The Gourd Baby movie ends.
Zhang Yuyan stared at the computer intently: "Xiao Feng, and that movie of seven men and one woman is pretty good too, should we watch it together?"
Chen Feng glanced at the time, it was almost twelve o'clock.
"Auntie, it's late today, and we can watch "Snow White" tomorrow night."
"Alright, my aunt will listen to you."
Zhang Yuyan yawned, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't said what was going on: "By the way, Xiao Feng, in fact, my aunt came to see you and wanted to invite you to the God of Cooking Contest."
"God of Cooking Contest?" Chen Feng pretended to be curious.
Zhang Yuyan briefly introduced: "In fact, it is a cooking competition. Auntie, I am one of the judges of this competition. As long as you agree to participate in the competition, you know the result~"
Seeing Zhang Yuyan winking at herself, Chen Feng said with a serious face: "Auntie, I don't understand what you mean, and I don't want to understand what you mean."
"Xiao Feng, you have misunderstood what Auntie meant."
Zhang Yuyan immediately explained with a smile: "I mean, if you use your cooking skills to participate in this competition, you can definitely kill other contestants in seconds, the chef of Rongcheng, it's you!"
"I like to cook, and I also like to cook for people I like. Other than that, I have no interest."
Hearing Chen Feng's refusal so simply, Zhang Yuyan said coquettishly: "Xiaofeng, my aunt sincerely wants to invite you to participate. If I can't eat the dishes you cook, then I will have no appetite when sitting on the judges' table."
The corner of Chen Feng's mouth twitched.
Aunt, a foodie, wanting to eat your own dishes is the most true purpose, right?
"Xiaofeng, you look at your aunt's extremely sincere and sincere gaze, and answer me again, do you want to participate in the God of Cooking Contest?"
"No."
Chen Feng turned off the computer and stood up.
He turned his back to Zhang Yuyan and put his hands on the hem of his clothes: "Auntie, I am going to take a bath, you should go back to rest early."
Zhang Yuyan stared at Chen Feng boldly, and asked enthusiastically: "Will Auntie take a shower for you?"
Chen Feng felt a cold wind blowing in his back.
"No need, auntie..."
"Then you can pass the shower gel!"
"Don't bother..."
"That..." Zhang Yuyan suddenly walked to Chen Feng, "Yanyan said you have eight pack abs, can you show it to my aunt?"
Auntie, it's good for you to be so unrestrained!
At first sight of her in the restaurant, Chen Feng felt that she was a gentle and virtuous woman.
Unexpectedly, she is not only a foodie, but also a color foodie!
Seeing Chen Feng's visibly straight back, Zhang Yuyan smiled and hit haha: "Well, my aunt won't tease you anymore, go take a bath, take part in the God of Cooking Contest, I won't give up my aunt!"
Watching Zhang Yuyan leave the room.
Chen Feng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
A woman thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger.
Zhang Yuyan is between tigers and wolves, and it must be unstoppable to change to another man.
Had it not been for his good concentration, it was estimated that he would have been caught with his hands just now.
Although the air conditioner was turned on, Chen Feng felt a thin layer of sweat on his body.
As soon as he took off his clothes, he stood under the sprinkler and took a shower.
Just at this time.
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Chen Feng couldn't help but lay a big groove in his heart!
Choose to open now!
He grabbed his little brother excitedly, unaware that the water temperature of the sprinkler had been turned on to the maximum.
Awesome!
After opening the fluoroscopy, every blood vessel in the little brother is clearly visible.
Especially that bone that is proud of ordinary people is even stronger and handsome!
wrong.
This woman would cry when she saw it, and the size that men were silent when she saw it, she should be called a big brother!
Chen Feng was obsessed with admiring his big brother and couldn't help himself.
If it weren't for the sudden knock on the door outside the bathroom, the hot water would be hot enough to heat it half-cooked.
Wrapped in a towel and walked out of the bathroom.
"Xiaofeng, have you finished the bath?"
Holding a bowl of steaming noodles, Zhang Yuyan smiled and said, "My aunt made you a supper specially, braised beef noodles."
"Thank you, auntie."
Chen Feng was flattered and just stretched out his hand to get it.
"It's very hot. Auntie brought it to the table for you. Come and eat~"
"That's troublesome auntie."
Chen Feng walked to the table and just sat down to prepare to eat, Zhang Yuyan immediately picked up a cushion and placed it on the chair: "It's softer~"
"Auntie..."
Just as Chen Feng was about to pick up the chopsticks and prepare to eat, Zhang Yuyan suddenly took out another pair of chopsticks, picked up a few noodles and passed them to Chen Feng's mouth.
"Auntie should feed you, come on, open your mouth~"
Chen Feng was too scared to open his mouth.
Originally thought Zhang Yuyan just now was scary enough.
Unexpectedly, she turned back again, becoming more terrifying.
"Auntie, I can eat it myself."
"That won't work!"
Zhang Yuyan said seriously: "If you want to eat by yourself, you can choose one of the two conditions?"
Chen Feng already felt an ominous premonition: "What conditions?"
"First, participate in the God of Cooking Contest!
Second, show me your eight pack abs!Choose yourself!"