Chapter 2318 - 2311: Dong Yin Actress
"Queen Sister, I #$$^%^" If Queen of Loulan were here, Wang Dadong would surely want to give her a beating.
What kind of crappy prophecy technique is this? Tried it dozens of times, never worked once, always ends up unlucky for me. Might as well call it disaster technique.
"Haha, Brother Dong, you crack me up. You have the worst luck ever. Not only stepping in dog poop but also bumping into a street lamp!" King Kong laughed heartily at Wang Dadong.
"Laugh all you want, but your pants are about to fall!" Wang Dadong retorted.
King Kong continued to laugh: "Brother Dong, stop teasing me. Just because you say my pants will fall, do you think they’ll fall?"
Just after King Kong spoke, he felt a chill down there, looked down and sure enough, his pants had fallen.
Quickly pulling up his pants, "Damn it, you cursed mouth actually got it right."
Wang Dadong was overjoyed, after so many tries, finally succeeded.
Just happened to see a little beauty walking a little Pekingese by the roadside, Wang Dadong chuckled: "The world is vast, I’m the greatest, I say King Kong will get bitten by a dog."
The adorable little Pekingese suddenly went wild, broke free from its owner’s grip, ran to King Kong, and bit his calf.
"Ouch, damn it, whose crazy dog is biting people randomly!" King Kong jumped up immediately.
"I’m sorry, uncle, my little King Kong has always been well-behaved. I don’t know why it bit you just now. Please don’t blame it." Little beauty came to apologize with a pitiful look.
"Little King Kong!" Wang Dadong almost peed himself from laughing upon hearing the name the little beauty gave her Pekingese.
King Kong was furious, not only did the dog bite him but also dared to be named Little King Kong, obviously being trouble.
But seeing it’s a cute little beauty, he couldn’t get angry and said aggressively: "Your dog can’t be called Little King Kong!"
"Why?" Little beauty asked.
"No reason, just not allowed."
"Okay, then let’s call it Little Jiny."
"Little Jiny is also not allowed!"
"Well, well... Can I call it King Kong at least..." Little beauty was about to cry.
King Kong looked tall and muscular with dark skin, clearly not an easy person. Little beauty was immediately frightened into tears.
King Kong was furious but couldn’t really argue with a teenage girl, impatiently said: "Take your dog away quickly."
For some reason, after biting King Kong, that Pekingese became very tame again. Little beauty sobbing as she picked up the little dog, "King Kong, let’s go."
Turns out she really changed the dog’s name to King Kong, King Kong’s face was black as coal.
"Damn it, really unlucky, Brother Dong, you really are a cursed mouth!" King Kong thought it was his own bad luck, unaware of Wang Dadong’s scheme.
Wang Dadong laughed: "It’s not that you’re unlucky, you were hit by my prophecy technique."
"Prophecy technique, what’s that?" King Kong instantly got interested.
"To put it more complicated, it’s like words become reality. My words become reality..."
King Kong got confused by Wang Dadong’s tongue twister, frustrated: "Brother Dong, say it simpler."
"Hmm, simply put, if I say you’ll hit a wall, you’ll hit a wall. If I say a flower pot will hit you, it will."
King Kong suddenly understood: "I know why you were so unlucky, Brother Dong, turns out you were casting the prophecy technique on yourself!"
Wang Dadong’s face twitched, he wasn’t casting the prophecy technique on himself, it’s just that it failed.
But Wang Dadong couldn’t admit this.
"Brother Dong, show me, how does this prophecy technique work." King Kong grabbed Wang Dadong’s sleeve like a curious baby asking.
Just as a long-skirt beauty walked by, seeing the two so close, she immediately mistook them as a couple, showing contempt.
Wang Dadong smiled: "Watch closely."
"The world is vast, I’m the greatest, I say wind will blow, lifting the beauty’s skirt."
Wang Dadong finished the curse, sure enough, a wind blew and lifted up the skirt of the beauty who just passed. She was wearing a thong, revealing a breathtaking view...
"Ah!"
Long-skirt beauty shrieked and quickly held down her skirt to prevent it from being blown up again.
"We didn’t see a thing." Wang Dadong deliberately shouted behind the long-skirt beauty.
Covering her skirt, long-skirt beauty hurriedly ran away.
"Wow, it really worked, Brother Dong, Brother Dong, try it again." King Kong said excitedly.
"What do you want to try?"
"Can you make her ’glasses’ fall out?" King Kong pointed eagerly at a sexy beauty in a deep V-neck top exposing ample cleavage coming from afar.
"Watch me, the world is vast, I’m the greatest, I say opposite beauty’s ’glasses’ will fall!"
King Kong waited with widened eyes for the ’glasses’ to fall for a view of the snowy peaks, but after waiting, the sexy beauty continued her strut, no ’glasses’ fell.
"It’s not working, Brother Dong... Hey, Brother Dong where did you go?" When King Kong turned back, Wang Dadong was nowhere to be seen.
"Damn it, still can fail." Wang Dadong hid in nearby woods, putting on his boxers while cursing. Turns out casting prophecy technique failed again, the sexy beauty’s ’glasses’ didn’t fall but his own boxers did. Luckily King Kong was focused on watching the beauty, otherwise, he’d be humiliated.
Watching the sexy beauty leave, King Kong was quite disappointed.
Wang Dadong patted King Kong on the shoulder.
"Brother Dong, where did you run off to?"
"Just took a piss, what’s up?"
"Quick, before that beauty leaves, can you make her skirt split?" King Kong asked eagerly.
"The world is vast, I’m the greatest, I say beauty’s skirt will..." Wang Dadong suddenly stopped cursing, damn it, if it fails this time, wouldn’t my own pants split.
Seeing Wang Dadong stop cursing, King Kong became anxious, "Brother Dong, Brother Dong, hurry, beauty’s leaving."
Wang Dadong coughed and said: "King Kong, this curse can’t be used recklessly, use it too much and it won’t work."
King Kong thought about it and agreed: "Then let’s use it later to make Leng Bingbing’s clothes fall off."
"Get lost, that’s my girl!" Wang Dadong slapped King Kong angrily.
"Oh!"
"By the way, King Kong, why did you call me out?" Wang Dadong suddenly asked seriously.
King Kong chuckled: "Boss, I heard Dong Yin Country has a thriving ***** industry. Those actors not only make films but also..."
King Kong gave a look indicating you know what he meant.
Wang Dadong stroked his chin: "You’re saying you want to find ’actors’?"