Chapter 2345 - 2338: A Handsome Guy Falls from the Sky
Everyone held their breath, success or failure hinged on this moment.
"Turn to ashes!" The Prime Minister of Dongyin wore a victorious smile. Although the nuclear satellite base had been destroyed, causing Dongyin losses of no less than hundreds of billions, as long as Wang Dadong was eliminated, it was all worth it.
However, the expected nuclear explosion didn’t happen — the rocket continued to ascend.
"Great!"
"We did it!"
The Dragon Group Headquarters cheered.
"What? Why didn’t it explode!" The Prime Minister of Dongyin jumped from the sofa.
"Report, sir, all nuclear warheads are offline..."
"Baka, useless, all useless!"
"Adjust the rocket trajectory and return it to the base!"
Since the nuclear warheads couldn’t be detonated, sending the satellite into space was pointless. If it were seized by another country, Dongyin would face attacks from countless nations, and perhaps even war declarations.
After all, nuclear weapons are strictly prohibited internationally.
Wang Dadong was returning from the satellite to the rocket, figuring out a way back, when the satellite was suddenly ejected.
The rocket continued its ascent, but the satellite, loaded with nuclear warheads, began its return journey.
"What’s going on?" Wang Dadong called Hao Wentao.
"Dongyin Country probably realized the nuclear bombs were dismantled and is trying to retrieve the satellite," Hao Wentao explained.
"Retrieve the satellite? But I didn’t dismantle the nuclear bombs. I only reset the explosion timing—damn!" Wang Dadong suddenly hung up on Hao Wentao and then called King Kong.
"Brother Dong, fantastic, did you dismantle the nuclear bombs?" King Kong’s voice came through the phone.
"King Kong, where are you now?" Wang Dadong’s voice was anxious.
"We stole a tank and just left the Niaoqu Desert, why?"
Upon hearing that King Kong had left the Niaoqu Desert, Wang Dadong breathed a sigh of relief and then gravely said: "King Kong, there’s going to be a nuclear explosion in Niaoqu Desert soon, you have to hurry away, the further the better."
"What? Nuclear explosion?" King Kong was astonished and immediately drove the tank away from Niaoqu Desert at high speed.
After instructing King Kong, Wang Dadong finally relaxed completely, created an opening in the rocket, and jumped out. If he didn’t leave now, the rocket would soon exit the atmosphere, and returning would be impossible.
Half an hour later.
"Satellite deceleration successful; it’s entering the Niaoqu Desert range, prepare for retrieval immediately!"
The retrieval team hurried to the satellite’s estimated crash site.
Hao Wentao called Wang Dadong again.
"Brother Wang, what did you mean by saying you didn’t dismantle the nuclear bombs?" Hao Wentao asked.
"Get ready to watch fireworks."
Wang Dadong said something cryptic and hung up the phone.
As Hao Wentao puzzled over Wang Dadong’s words, the monitor suddenly became intensely bright and then lost signal.
Everyone looked at each other, clueless about what had just happened.
Meanwhile, in Dongyin Country’s Niaoqu Desert, a mushroom cloud, tens of thousands of meters high, suddenly rose. A terrifying shockwave lifted billions of tons of yellow sand, ravaging outwards.
In just a few seconds, the entire Niaoqu Desert disappeared completely, including several surrounding villages that vanished instantly.
It turned out Wang Dadong didn’t dismantle the nuclear warheads but set the explosion for half an hour later. He originally intended for the satellite to explode in space, but Dongyin Country unexpectedly retrieved it.
Thus, a nuclear explosion occurred at the center of Niaoqu Desert.
Luckily, it exploded in the desert’s center; otherwise Dongyin Country’s already minuscule territory would have shrunk significantly.
At an outdoor swimming pool in Dongyin Country.
"Look, there’s a meteor!"
"A meteor! Make a wish!"
A group of girls excitedly began making wishes.
"How cliché. If wishing on a meteor worked, why am I still single?" said a girl weighing at least two hundred pounds, looking disdainfully at the others wishing on the meteor.
Although the hefty girl looked quite pretty, the abundance of flesh made any real boyfriends an unlikely prospect for nighttime activities—they would probably be crushed.
"Oh no, the meteor is heading straight for us!" someone suddenly shouted.
Boom!
Water from the pool splashed everywhere as a massive crater formed at the center, turning the nearby water to a boil.
Thankfully, no one was at the pool’s center; otherwise, they would have been squashed into pulp by the meteor.
"Cough, damn it, lucky I fell into the pool; otherwise, even steel-boned me would be splattered," Wang Dadong said as he spat out mud and slowly stood up.
The so-called meteor was Wang Dadong falling from the sky.
Using Vajra Invincible Body, emitting golden light, he indeed looked like a meteor.
The hefty girl who had been disdainful suddenly widened her eyes, and the wishing girls were stunned. "A handsome guy fell from the sky!"
"He’s mine, don’t anyone dare to take him!" The hefty girl, too excited, rushed crazily toward Wang Dadong.
Wang Dadong turned around just in time to see an avalanche of flesh coming his way.
"Holy!"
Wang Dadong barely managed to curse before being overwhelmed by the mass of flesh.
Poor Wang Dadong had already used up most of his energy from descending from above, with the last bit spent to slow down—he couldn’t dodge the hefty girl’s Mount Tai on Top and was immediately smashed, foaming at the mouth.
The hefty girl held Wang Dadong tightly and shook him vigorously. "Handsome guy who fell from the sky, don’t die on me, let me give you CPR!"
She then leaned toward Wang Dadong for a kiss.
"Damn it, I can handle rockets, yet I get forcibly kissed by a hefty girl..." Wang Dadong lamented, unable to get help from gods or land.
They say life is like being assaulted—if you can’t escape, enjoy it.
"Since you’ve come to me, I won’t be polite!" Regaining some strength, Wang Dadong hugged the hefty girl and kissed her directly.
Everyone widened their eyes, not expecting anyone to dare kiss a two-hundred-pound hefty girl.
Then an astonishing event occurred—the hefty girl’s massive body suddenly deflated like a punctured balloon, shrinking slowly.
Everyone watched this scene in shock; the girls covered their mouths, their faces filled with horror.
"Is this a monster?"
"Oh no, this must be a people-eating monster!"
"Run!"
In the blink of an eye, the hefty girl’s body, originally barrel-like, shrunk several times, turning into a slender waist.
After helping the hefty girl shed some pounds, Wang Dadong leaped from the pool.
Just about to leave, someone embraced his waist.
"You are the heavenly god’s gift to Gu Mei; you can’t leave!"
The escape-ready crowd was stunned, believing the hefty girl was drained by Wang Dadong, not expecting her to be unharmed.