Chapter 2285 - 2278: Little Witch’s Gift
"That’s great, Brother Wang, hurry and make the medicine powder for me." Hao Wentao was sweating profusely; the safety of that thing was at stake, no one could remain calm.
Wang Dadong chuckled, "Actually, the ingredients are simple. Bring paper and pen, I’ll write it down for you. Just mix it accordingly."
Hao Wentao quickly handed over his notebook and pen to Wang Dadong.
Wang Dadong wrote a heap on it.
When Wang Dadong returned the notebook to Hao Wentao, Hao Wentao’s face turned green.
The notebook read: chili powder 50 grams, Sichuan pepper powder 20 grams, black pepper powder 15 grams, sesame oil 5 grams, vinegar 10 grams, soy sauce 15 grams, chili oil 10 grams...
These things were certainly not medicine powder; they were actually condiments. It didn’t even need a thought to realize what could happen if these were applied to that thing.
"Wang, Brother Wang, you’re not joking, right?" The sweat on Hao Wentao’s face increased.
With a serious expression, Wang Dadong suddenly said, "Believe it or not, your symptoms aren’t obvious now, but in the future, well, I believe you understand without me saying."
Seeing Wang Dadong speak so seriously, Hao Wentao had no choice but to nod, "Alright, I’ll go back and apply it."
"Uh-huh, remember three times a day." Wang Dadong kindly reminded.
After Hao Wentao left, King Kong asked Wang Dadong with a peculiar expression, "Brother Dong, what did you actually have Chief Hao’s Team apply to that thing?"
Wang Dadong explained the "medicine" he used.
"Oh man, isn’t this cold bird salad?"
With an evil grin, Wang Dadong said, "It is indeed cold bird salad."
King Kong was a bit puzzled, unsure what Wang Dadong meant.
"Haha, my formula greatly enhances a man’s power; generally, a man goes soft after finishing, but not with my medicine," Wang Dadong said cheekily.
"Brother Dong, you mean Chief Hao’s Team’s thing isn’t actually problematic?" King Kong seemed to understand.
"Of course not."
"Then why are you having him apply that stuff?" King Kong asked confusedly.
With a wicked smile, Wang Dadong replied, "Darn it, not even bothering to inquire properly, making us undertake a mission. If it weren’t for my good luck, I’d be finished at the girls’ high school. How could I not give him a little punishment?"
King Kong swallowed hard, "Damn, not sure if I should be happy or not for knowing you..."
"Cough, cough, don’t worry, Little Jinzi, as long as you behave, I promise not to make cold bird salad out of you."
Behaving means not being turned into cold bird salad, but what if one doesn’t behave? King Kong only felt a chill below.
Back at Eastern County Villa, both Lin Shiyan and Lin Shir, the sisters, were there, a rare occurrence.
"Brother-in-law, my sister and I have prepared a gift for you!" Seeing the travel-worn Wang Dadong, the Little Witch ran over with a smile, holding Wang Dadong’s arm.
"A gift? What gift?" Wang Dadong was a little surprised. After all, the Little Witch had never given him a gift before, aside from causing trouble.
With a bit of anticipation in his heart.
The Little Witch, with a mysterious look, used her fingers to make a "two" sign and whispered, "Double..."
"Double? Double what?" Wang Dadong was somewhat impatient.
"Fly..." The Little Witch blushed deeply.
"What? Double... fly!" Wang Dadong’s eyes widened instantly like bronze bells upon hearing this.
His gaze inadvertently swept to the Female CEO wearing a nightgown on the sofa, and the sweet little sister-in-law, also in a nightgown. Could it be...
Damn, isn’t this happiness coming too suddenly?
Wasn’t the Female CEO always against him being too close to Lin Shir? How did she suddenly open her mind?
Come to think of it, as they say, don’t let wealth flow to outsiders. Besides this handsome baby, who else is worthy of such beautiful, charming sisters?
At this moment, the happiness in Wang Dadong’s heart was already overflowing.
"Dear wife, I love you, and beautiful little sister-in-law, I love you too!"
"Brother-in-law, you seem really satisfied with the gift we prepared, right? You must accept it." Lin Shir said sweetly and playfully.
"Accept, accept!" Wang Dadong was so happy he was inclined not to refuse. Joking aside, beauties like Lin Shiyan and Lin Shir, having one would already fulfill a lifetime, but if he could have both at once, he’d willingly drop dead right there.
Thinking he might, just might, sleep under the same blanket with the sister flowers, Wang Dadong felt he could die of happiness.
"So, brother-in-law, you must keep it well!" The Little Witch ran to the coffee table, picked up a dark object, and handed it to Wang Dadong.
Wang Dadong took the thing Lin Shir passed to him, completely perplexed.
Wasn’t it supposed to be double. fly, why did it turn out to be a keyboard?
"It’s double. fly! Double. Fly Swallow Keyboard." The Little Witch giggled.
Wow, it’s not that kind of double. fly... but a Double. Fly Swallow Keyboard!
Darn, I should’ve known this Little Devil wouldn’t randomly give me a gift...
Brother Dong was already tearful.
Giving a keyboard, clearly, they wanted me to kneel on it...
"Alright, Shishi, don’t mess around. Your brother-in-law just came back, let him have a good rest." Lin Shiyan stepped in to untangle the situation.
"Ah, dear wife, you’re the best." Wang Dadong felt touched.
With Lin Shir, the super bright light bulb, around, Wang Dadong naturally couldn’t whisper sweet nothings with the Female CEO, forcing him to return to his room...
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The next day, Wang Dadong arrived at the Jiangdu Private Aristocratic Hospital.
He had promised the gorgeous dean, Murong Dili, to become the honorary dean of Jiangdu Private Aristocratic Hospital. Today was supposed to be his formal inauguration, so he had to show his face.
Walking into his office, he found the decor quite luxurious, apparently the beauty dean did value him highly.
Although he made a deal to be the honorary dean, he didn’t need to come to work.
This meant he might not show up at this office even once a month.
Yet it wasn’t less impressive than Murong Dili’s own office, demonstrating the beauty dean’s esteem for him.
He intended to just make an appearance and leave, but the seat hadn’t warmed yet, when a Little Nurse barged into his office.
"Dean, there’s trouble! A problematic patient has arrived at the hospital. Dean, please handle this personally." The Little Nurse said anxiously.
Wang Dadong nodded since he was now the dean, albeit an honorary one, he had to pitch in a bit. Instantly agreeing to let the Little Nurse lead the way.
Upon reaching the emergency room, on the bed lay a scrawny young man, approximately seventeen or eighteen, pale and thin, with eyes full of blood, shouting and yelling at the nurses pinning him down.
"The patient’s emotional state is extremely unstable, even tranquilizers aren’t effective." The young man was flailing and kicking, making it hard for the three nurses to restrain him.
Wang Dadong approached, said nothing, and directly slapped the patient’s forehead. The patient immediately fell into a peaceful sleep.