Chapter 2247 - 2240: You’ve Already Done Your Best
Very soon, they arrived at the HR Department.
"Daddy, this is the HR Department. Go on in."
The HR director was a short, skinny old man with half his hair gone. His name was Du Kang.
Du Kang glanced at Wang Dadong and King Kong and asked, "You two are the new teacher applicants?"
Wang Dadong nodded.
"Our school does indeed need two new teachers: one Women’s Self-Defense teacher and one PE teacher. The previous Women’s Self-Defense teacher and PE teacher were beaten up and are now in the hospital."
"Then our timing is perfect."
Du Kang nodded. "Here are the forms. Fill them out first. Someone will come later to evaluate your abilities. The evaluation has two parts: a written test and a professional skills test. Only after passing can you become our teachers."
After filling out the forms, the two were invited into the conference room.
A beautiful lady in a professional skirt suit, with her hair in a ponytail, stepped in on high heels.
Seeing the woman, King Kong’s eyes immediately got glued to her.
"Hello, gentlemen. I’m Chen Yu, Director of the Academic Affairs Office. These are your written exam papers. Please finish within ninety minutes. During the test, no whispering, no Baidu. If you score over sixty, you pass. I’ll be your proctor." Her voice was very pleasant, just like those female hosts on the radio—extremely gentle.
When they opened the exam papers, Wang Dadong and King Kong were both dumbfounded; they couldn’t answer a single question.
Seeing that they hadn’t written a single word for a long time, the beautiful lady chuckled. "If you can’t answer, then forget it. Every year, quite a few people with ulterior motives try to sneak into our school as teachers, so we set up this written test."
Being looked down on by a beauty, King Kong got anxious right away. "We can answer, it’s just that you’re making us nervous here. Can you go out?"
"I’m your proctor. I have to supervise your exam. Of course I can’t go out."
The two had no choice but to bury their heads in the papers, still just staring blankly.
"Sure enough, another pair trying to sneak into our school." The beauty showed a trace of disdainful smile.
Wang Dadong looked up and grinned. "Director Chen, how about we make a bet?"
"What do you want to bet on?"
"If we get every question right, you let my little brother give you a kiss." Wang Dadong pointed at King Kong.
King Kong was overjoyed when he heard that, but then he pulled a long face at Wang Dadong. He couldn’t answer a single question, and he couldn’t cheat either.
Chen Yu was about to get angry when she heard that, but then she thought, these two can’t even answer one question, how could they possibly get all of them right? So she agreed.
"Look, a plane!" Wang Dadong suddenly pointed at the door and shouted.
Chen Yu instinctively turned to look at the door, only to find nothing there. She was just about to turn back when everything went black in front of her and she fainted.
Turned out, while Chen Yu was looking toward the door, Wang Dadong used the eraser in his hand to tap the sleep point at the back of her neck.
Once Chen Yu was knocked out, Wang Dadong immediately pulled out his phone and called Hao Wentao.
"Old Hao, didn’t you say the Organization would arrange for us to get into the girls’ school? Why do we still have to take exams?"
"Brother Wang, if it wasn’t for the Organization, do you think the original Women’s Self-Defense teacher and PE teacher would’ve ended up in the hospital? I told you, this has to stay secret, so we can’t interfere too much. After all, no one knows who that spy actually is—might even be the principal. All right, don’t contact me again until the mission is done."
Then the line went dead with a busy tone.
Wang Dadong curled his lip and put away his phone.
While Wang Dadong was on the phone, King Kong picked Chen Yu up from the floor, placed her onto a chair, and even patted the dust off her clothes.
"So, you like this chick, huh?" Wang Dadong asked with a grin, looking at King Kong.
King Kong nodded hard. "Like, like. I like gentle women the most. Director Chen’s voice sounds so nice."
"I think you’re just traumatized from getting beaten up by Qiuyu all the time, that’s why you like gentle women."
"Ahem, Brother Dong, as long as you know that, why say it out loud?" King Kong scratched his head awkwardly.
"Now the proctor’s out cold. Feel free to cheat all you want."
"How do we cheat? Neither of us knows the answers."
Wang Dadong rolled his eyes. "Are you stupid? What did this chick say just now when she was reading the exam rules?"
"No whispering, no Baidu... Right, we can use Baidu!"
So the two took out their phones and started searching for answers on Baidu. Even so, Wang Dadong still felt it was too slow. He took pictures of the exam with his phone and sent them to Hao Wentao, telling him he had to solve everything within half an hour, and every answer had to be correct.
The Dragon Group’s efficiency really wasn’t just for show. In only twenty minutes, the answers came back.
Counting the time they’d wasted earlier, the two finished the test in just under an hour.
"Sit up straight, sit up straight. I’m going to wake Director Chen."
Chen Yu came to, and the two pretended to keep their heads down, busily answering questions. Chen Yu looked at them with some confusion. She clearly remembered that she had been standing just now, so how did she end up sitting on a stool? But seeing that the two were dutifully taking the test, she didn’t think too much about it.
Over ten minutes later, both of them said they were done.
"Director Chen, we’re all done. Don’t forget our bet." Wang Dadong said with a grin.
Chen Yu’s pretty face flushed. "You might be done, but you have to get every question right."
"We definitely got them all right." Wang Dadong patted his chest in assurance.
Chen Yu wasn’t just the proctor; she was also in charge of grading, so she immediately started marking their tests.
Very soon, Chen Yu was stunned. The questions at the front were actually all correct for both of them.
"Well, Director Chen, you have to keep your word." These questions had been prepared by education experts for the Dragon Group; there was no way the answers were wrong.
As for King Kong, he actually didn’t look that excited at the moment; instead, he looked quite nervous.
You could tell he really did have a bit of a thing for Chen Yu.
Very soon, Chen Yu finished grading the tests.
At first, she’d been quite worried. Just thinking that if they got everything right, she’d have to let King Kong kiss her. The reason she dared to agree to Wang Dadong’s bet was because she’d figured that if they really did get everything right, she’d just let King Kong kiss her hand—after all, foreigners greet each other like that all the time.
But after she finished grading, she let out a sigh of relief.
"Sorry, you didn’t get them all right."
"No way." Wang Dadong didn’t quite believe it. He picked up his own test paper, took a look, and found no mistakes.
King Kong also picked up his test. After reading it, he immediately thumped his chest. "Director Chen, I—I wrote a 1 here, not a 7."
"But it looks like a 7 to me."
Wang Dadong took a look and also felt that King Kong had written a 7 instead of a 1. He could only pat King Kong on the shoulder. "Metal Bro, you’ve already done your best."