Chapter 266 - 265: Little Witch Has to Call Her Parents Again
Wang Dadong was feeling a bit of a pain in the ass. It was all because he insisted on having Yin Yuemei call him that. Now he was in hot water, and not even jumping into the Yellow River could wash him clean.
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"Forget it, since Iâm already a beast in Liu Tongâs eyes, it wouldnât be a big deal to be one for once."
The young policewoman was extremely angry. This guy clearly had a wife, yet he was still hitting on girls every day, and today, it was even more outrageous, as a woman suddenly called him husband.
However, upon learning what they had gained from this police action, the young policewomanâs eyes immediately smiled into crescents.
This time, not only did they successfully destroy the crime syndicate, but they also saved several children who were being used by human traffickers to beg for money. It was another great achievement.
When he got home and had coaxed Lele to sleep, Yin Yuemei looked at Wang Dadong with a serene expression, her gaze filled with various emotions.
There was admiration, respect, but most of all, fondness.
This... was destined to be a sleepless night.
Early the next morning, Wang Dadong was sleeping soundly when a series of urgent rings woke him up.
It was from Little Devil.
Come to think of it, it had been quite a while since he last received a call from his sister-in-law.
"The best-looking brother-in-law in the world..." As soon as the call connected, Lin Shirâs flattering voice came through.
Wang Dadong didnât even have to think about it, he just hung up the phone.
Whenever it was the best-looking brother-in-law in the world, it was definitely going to be some lethal content.
Shortly after hanging up, Lin Shir called again.
Hang up again, and she calls again.
Finally, after hanging up a dozen times or so, Wang Dadong reluctantly answered.
"I say, my little ancestor, can you just spare me, please?" Wang Dadong said, quite frustrated.
"You big meanie, what do you mean? Am I only ever a nuisance when I call you?"
"Thatâs right," Wang Dadong replied without a second thought.
"Well then, since you put it that way, Iâll tell you clearlyâcome to the school before noon today to meet our teacher Hu Yue. Hmm, Iâm heading to the rooftop now, and if you donât come by then, youâll find me under the rooftop!" Lin Shir said angrily and hung up the phone.
F*ck me!
What the hell is going on? Teacher Hu Yue wants to see me again? What kind of trouble has this girl gotten into now? Did she get caught watching some naughty movies again?
Since my sister-in-law has threatened me with her life, Wang Dadong naturally couldnât ignore it.
An hour later, Wang Dadong arrived at Jiangdu University, where Lin Shir was already waiting at the school gate, looking very anxious.
Seeing Wang Dadong, Lin Shirâs face immediately showed a hint of joy.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, Iâm over here."
Damn it, I know youâre there; itâs just that I didnât want to go over.
Since Lin Shir had spotted him, Wang Dadong had no choice but to walk over with a stiff face.
"I mean, Miss, didnât I tell you last time? When watching movies, you just have to find a place where thereâs nobody around, and study it by yourself," Wang Dadong said, somewhat gloomily.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I assure you, itâs definitely not because of that reason that they asked for a parent to come in," Lin Shiyan hastened to say.
"Oh? Then what is it because of?" Wang Dadong let out a sigh of relief upon hearing this. Gosh, if it was always because of watching movies that theyâre asking for a parent, Teacher Hu Yue would think our family lacks proper values.
"Today I made a bet with a classmate, saying that Teacher Hu Yue was wearing pink, but my classmate didnât believe me, so I just..." Lin Shir trailed off, looking as if she had more to say but hesitated.
"Just what?" Wang Dadong sensed something ominous.
"What exactly did you do?" Seeing Lin Shirâs hesitant expression, Wang Dadongâs feeling of unease had upgraded to extreme concern.
"I... I took a quick photo with my phone when Teacher Hu Yue was walking past me, but I forgot to turn off the sound, so it made a click... and then I was asked to have a parent come in..." Lin Shir said, looking aggrieved.
"You took... a photo? You, you... "" Wang Dadong almost jumped in shock, stumbling over his words.
How frustrating, his sister-in-law Lin Shiyan was so mischievous and troublesome, truly his nemesis.
"Who takes a photo like that? Look at what youâve gone and photographed," Wang Dadong said.
Fucking hell, isnât this Little Witch way too bold?
To dare to sneak a photo of her own female teacher, isnât that kind of vulgar thing only something male students would do?
And if youâre going to sneak photos, could you at least have the decency to mute your phone?
Youâre really the supreme pitfall!
Wang Dadong felt utterly incapable of reprimanding Lin Shir any further, his face lined with frustration as he said, "Well, Little Witch Your Highness, this time youâve really broken through the sky, and your brother-in-law here is just a security guard, I canât save you, goodbye!"
Having said that, Wang Dadong was ready to make his escape.
"Ah, only in times of adversity can one truly understand peopleâs hearts; only in difficulty can one realize who their real friends are."
"To this beautiful world, please forgive my departure. Itâs not my wilfulness, but rather the worldâs indifference that has frozen my heart... Brother-in-law, letâs meet... below the rooftop..."
No sooner had Wang Dadong taken two steps out when that melancholic voice came from behind him.
He turned around to see that Lin Shir had already drifted away.
"Wait!" Wang Dadong called out to Lin Shir.
"Brother-in-law, donât stop me, I no longer have the face to live in this world... just let me... go with the wind..."
Hearing Wang Dadong call her, Lin Shirâs heart leapt with joy, but she showed no sign of it on her face, continuing to speak with profound sorrow.
"Well, could you please pick a place with nobody around when you jump, preferably somewhere without even flowers or grass, so your tragic face-plant doesnât end up scaring them... that wouldnât be good..."
"Mean brother-in-law! Stinky brother-in-law! I hate you to death!" Lin Shir had thought that Wang Dao was going to hold her back, but upon hearing what Wang Dadong said, she was so angry that she stomped her feet.
"Being hated to death by you is better than getting beaten to death by Teacher Hu Yue!" Wang Dadong remained unmoved.
"Fuck, watching a movie during class has already made the beautiful Teacher Hu Yue lose face, and now... if he really went to see the beautiful teacher, itâd be a wonder if he werenât beaten to death!"
"Brother-in-law, my dear brother-in-law, look, youâre already here. Just go and see Teacher Hu Yue, will you? Actually, Teacher Hu Yue isnât that angry, at most sheâll just give you a scolding, and since you have such thick skin... pfft, I mean since youâre so handsome, Teacher Hu Yue definitely wonât bear to scold you."
Seeing that threats were ineffective, the dear sister-in-law, wearing high heels, ran up to Wang Dadong, wrapped her tender little hands around his arm, and kept shaking it while acting like a spoiled child.
"NO-WAY!" Wang Dadong had resolved that this time, whether by threat or by enticement, he would not easily give in.
Just then, Wang Dadong suddenly felt a chill on his cheek, followed by his eyes widening in shock.