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Episode 13: Welcome Back Dick * 3
We decided to go back to the woods in the middle of the night.
After all, only the Agent is in a state where I've grown a dick. Agent was supposed to be imprisoned in a dungeon in the Imperial Castle while his dandelion cotton wool was blown out... but I had no choice but to think he escaped and went to Sola.
Then... even now, Solaila may be in danger.
"Shit, Angel, Carnelia, you're safe..."
"Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine. Calm down, Lian."
Leanne said anxiously, while Faye slapped her back to reassure her, and everyone walked quickly.
... we're walking in the fairy country.
The fairy country is convenient. If there is a fairy rose flower garden, it will be a gateway to the fairyland, which means that if you even draw a fairy rose flower garden, you can immediately move to another flower garden.
... so we walked through the fairy lands, somehow taking the fairies who sang with enthusiasm, further and further through the fairy lands... and.
"Angel! Are you okay?!"
Lian ran into their house in the woods at night...
"Fuwa, oniichan, welcome back..."
"Hmm... heh? It's not morning yet." Lian, what's wrong? "
... what an impatient Angel and Carnelia came out. A sleepy face wearing an approximate negligee.
"... hey, didn't the Agent come?"
"Huh? No, I'm not....... Angel, if you were an Agent, you'd know."
"Ahh, I wonder if you're talking about someone with a dick!" She's not Mr. Agent! Agent isn't that young, and it's a little more classy! It looks like they didn't even know about Interlia! "
... apparently, we were worried!
I was relieved of my strength. I lost my temper. "Oh, thank goodness..."
... well, if you think about it, I'm in the woods, so I should have noticed that there's no Agent inside me... but I think I was upset.
Well, if you're going to explore the King's City, the sooner you go through the fairy country again... let's go after we see who's got a dick. Look, maybe the dandelion seeds I painted stuck to my head made my dandelion grow...
That's why I interrupted the soldier's stuffing place, saying that there was a person with a dick on his head. It seemed that Marsen, Interlia and the other two knights in the forest who were on duty were surprised that we had returned... but when Angel sent me this kind of letter, I explained that they were all holding their heads together.
"Oh, I see. No, I'm sorry. At the time when the dandelion was growing on my head, I thought it might be because of the help of Mr. Tsurugo. However, we were not specifically informed, so I thought we should contact them.”
"When I talked to Angela, she told me that she could give you a letter with the help of the fairy, so she took on the liaison role... I'm sorry." Should I have supervised the writing? "
"No... if I wanted to be safe, I should have gone back to the forest once." As a result, this would have been good. I'm just worried that they won't fall asleep. "
For the time being, we're going to the detention facility of Mr. Cephalopod while Lao Cres is worrying us.
... and then...
"Hey! Tougo Wesora! What did you do!?"
There's a blonde head with a fluffy dick...
Luster-san! Welcome!
Mr. Luster has been captured!
Looking at Luster with her dick in her head, Crore quickly withdrew. Well, Luster would hate it if there was one, and she wants to laugh where Luster isn't, so... ah, my feeling as a forest conveys the state of Luster who is laughing loudly...
“Well, I'm glad you're here.”
"Idiot! I'm not here to play!" I... I'm here to tell you something, you foolish bastard! "
Apparently, Luster came to see Sola because she had a dandelion. That's good. That's good. I wanted you to come and play with me once, so I was glad that the dandelion had grown. Well, for me, it would be.
"...... Luster, what have you done?"
"Huh? That's my line!" You did something that made me do this!? "
"No, I think the contract said that if Luster did something, the dick would grow... I haven't done anything in particular since then, but I think Luster did something to make the dick grow..."
When I said that, Luster slightly tilted her neck in the cell, and her dick moved slowly along with it. When René saw it, she said, "Tan-chan...!" 'and his eyes are shining. Rene likes sunflowers and dandelions. Because it's like a sunflower.
Apart from that, there's no such thing as attacking Soleila or trying to get in touch with the residents.
Eventually, Luster thought for a moment, and said so, making her face look like she was being unfaithful.
"Well, then, what were you doing just before your dick started growing?"
"He attacked the carriage and took the load."
... yes.
"Isn't that a bad thing...?"
"Huh? You're complaining?" There wouldn't have been a clause in the contract prohibiting theft. ”
Oh, yeah. Um... yeah. Well, it's a bad thing, but the contract didn't have that kind of bondage, did it?
"Our information is completely useless", "Never harm us again", "Never join the King of Fires" are the terms of the contract... no, but I thought, "If you do something bad, I'll grow a dick" while drawing a dick on the back of Mr. Luster's hand! Could it be because of that!?
... yes.
Just in case, I was wondering.
"Ohh!"
What was the load of carriages?
"Huh? It's jewels." There was a lot of gold and silver. "
... a gemstone.
"Where did you steal it from?"
"It's a carriage from the royal family in the capital." It was the wind that was carrying the golden things. I was not hesitating to attack you. "
... of the nobility of the capital of the king.
"Um... did you bring the jewel?"
Ah?
"Let me out. Let me out right now!"
"What? Oh, oh... I hid it before I entered Soleila, so I won't be here."
Well then, show me there now!
"Huh? What, hey..."
"If we don't hurry, I'll increase my dick!"
"You're kidding me! I can't keep getting more!" Hurry up and turn this off! Hey! And don't let him attend!? You know it! "
I'm sorry for Mr. Luster, but I think this is the kind of guy we need to hurry up to!
I mean... maybe the part where Luster broke the contract was "I'm not joining the Tickle King." Maybe... the jewelry he stole and brought with him contains the sealed jewel of the King of Firecrackers!
And.
"Oh, it was really there..."
"Shhhh..."
"... even I don't think it's a normal gem when I look at it."
"No, I can't even tell the difference between a glass ball and a jewel. He can't even tell the difference between a regular jewel and a sealed jewel..."
... the stash led by Luster contained a treasure trove of gold and silver and an indisputable gemstone. In a hurry, I start to grow dandelions on my jewels. Danger, danger.
"Nevertheless, the others are quite a treasure." Where did it come from... um, where is it? "
“I don't know. I just stole it from the carriage.”
"Oh, you're a real stealer, aren't you..." Well then, I'll ask Crore when I get home. "
Faye said that while measuring other gems and sighed...
"Well, for the time being, it's your turn!" Well done, Luster! "
"Shut up, don't get used to it, nobleman!"
"Hey, don't be so hard on me!" You've contributed to the peace of the world! "
"Hah!? Miserable, the peace of the world!? Don't let me contribute to such a thing on my own!"
... well, it seems that when I brought this to the vicinity of Soleila, I encountered the condition of "joining the Kachikachi King of Arson". In that sense, I was also involved in the collapse of the world... but thanks to Mr. Luster, I was able to find the last seal safely!
Thank you, Luster! I'm so glad you're the one who can't tell the difference between a jewel and a seal, and then you're the one who comes to Sola because you can't stand the fact that your dick is growing in your head! Major! Major!
As a token of my gratitude, I properly erased Luster's dick. My hair has also been restored.
It was dawn while I was doing so, so I decided to eat breakfast.... but Luster didn't want to see Crore, so I decided to give him his share separately.
Then... Lucia explored the origins of the set of gems that Luster had stolen. That way, the aristocrats belonging to Mr. Argent will be known naturally.
It's just... well, that means you're going to take the jewels that Luster stole from him. Of course, Luster was very opposed to it, but by giving you some of the ones I drew, I decided to silence Luster.
I took the rough gems out of the tea can and picked the one I liked, but Mr. Luster, she looked very sloppy. "Well, it's good enough for me to lose my temper..."
... while doing so, Luster decided to leave Soleila.
I wish I could slow down a little bit more.
As a souvenir for Mr. Crore's parents' home, he spared no time while handing over a large paper bag of baked goods from a fairy Western confectionery store. At the same time, I also put a snack voucher on the fairy.
I don't like Mr. Luster that much, so I just wanted to say goodbye. If you don't want to see Ms. Crore, you probably don't want to harm her, and she brought me a sealed jewel.
Come back and visit me again.
I'm never coming back!
While saying that, Mr. Luster took the bag from the fairy Western confectionery store and left Soleila with the fairy snack voucher and tea can jewelry.
... I hope you'll come back.