The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”

April Fools? What the hell?

"That's right, Master!" I asked Warren-san, but he said it's okay to tell a lie today! "

Warren's guy, after he said the right thing.

But April Fools... do you have anything to do with my old fools (Eternal Fools)?... no, no.

"So, what culture is April Fools in?"

It seems to be a continental culture that has crossed the ocean all the way to the west.

"Heh, that culture is in the west... so you're thinking about diverting that culture to us?"

"There are not many events in the Holy Demon Kingdom, which has just been founded." That's why! I came to the master to take the initiative to spread it! "

It is an unusual and decent idea.

"I see, then do your best from next year... no, what, that face"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Let's do it this year! "

Oh, it's still a poke.

You know what? That's the same as saying I'm going to lie to you today, right?

"I don't like what I'm lying about!"

"I don't care about lies!" In the first place, don't lie to me about it, dog! "

"I said!" I'm already covered in lies! "

"Where are the lies so far!"

It's Master's job to find out!

No, no matter what I say to the switched pouch, it won't sound.

Then he could have really lied.

In all these conversations... are you lying?

"...... Western culture is a lie, right?"

Huh!?

Huh?

"Oh, that's not supposed to be like that! I don't want it, Master."

My eyes are swimming with bass.

Ning, there can be no lying in any other conversation. Well, "Warren said it," which is suspicious, but it's kind of like a two-choice problem. It is not unusual to pull the correct answer first.

Well, that's how the feat of the wise man was born again.

What's that face?!

"It's the smile of a wise man." I can't afford it! "

Well then, if you're a master, what kind of lies do you tell?

"Me? I'm not lying to you."

Because you're a fool?

A wise man takes into account the deception caused by lies, doesn't he?

I don't know why Pochi feels like he's pulling, but I don't think I'm saying the wrong thing.

”Hah ~, why do you vomit such an easy-to-understand lie?”

Why am I looking at Pochi with pity?

"I didn't lie to you!"

"By the way, a wise man is a big lie!" You're such a fool master! I'm so sad and crying when this person is a master! "

"Yes, I'm lying! I'm not crying!"

Master, isn't existence a lie in itself!

I'm so glum!

I heard a giggle and a laugh at the edge of my eyes when the usual exchange started.

Hahaha, as always, Asley-kun.

"Warren? What's going on, here?"

It's unusual for Warren to come to the lab.

I mean, what are you doing here, Black Emperor, when it's almost midnight?

"I'm here to tell a lie."

No, I only have a bad feeling about it.

"No, April Fools--"

― ― Tomorrow, I'll invite Eileen and Gaston to a dinner, but it's been canceled.

Eh, why?

"This is because the Demon King is caged in the lab, and there is a collection of documents that cannot be signed by you for a long time." I came to call you because the floor is about to come off. "

Haha, that's an interesting lie.

I'm glad you liked it, Demon King.

While saying that, Warren took out his pocket watch.

Looks like you're worried about time.

What's the matter?

"Five, four, three, two, one... zero. With this, April 1st is over. It's time for a lie spoiler.”

When Warren says that, Pochi raises his front leg first.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

Well then, Mr. Pochi, please go first.

“It's a lie that April culture came from the west!”

"That's why I knew that!"

I properly denied it!

"Admit it clean!"

Then Pochi opened his eyes to Warren.

What is Warren's lie?

"I'm here to tell a lie."

The Black Emperor said so with a faint grin.

Pochi was watching the situation as he swallowed his saliva.

But I...

Huh? What about the pile of paperwork on the floor I was about to slip out of?

"No lies, no falsehoods."

Warren bowed his head deeply.

"Wow! Master's face is pale!" It looks delicious like a bluefin! "

Contrary to Pochi's joy, I was stained with despair.

"Um... Mr. Warren?"

"Documents that don't accumulate in the lab for eighty days are like lies. Now, Demon King... please go to the office."

"Oh, please... tell me you're lying..."

My wish didn't arrive, Pochi licked my cheek, and Warren smiled like an angel.

After that, I was dragged by Leah and locked up in the office for eight days. While witnessing Pochi's lying appetite.