The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”
001 Longtime Divine Medicine
"Ah, no, no. Why is this happening... I know it's because if we don't put a time limit on the magic of transparency, it's gonna stay gone, but why would we be translucent when we incorporate time-limited formulas into our magic formations? Different place to incorporate it? No, that would upset the balance of the magic formation... Does that mean enlarging the Transparency Mother Magic Formation to maintain balance? No, it makes no sense because the official letters in the first place are proportionately larger. Hmmm... I dunno..."
"Master, let's get out of here."
"What, Porch, haven't you been caged in a dungeon for about eighty years yet? Isn't it too soon to make a sound?
Porch, a dog breed named Siberianne Husky. He became my user demon 800 years ago and has been doing things like my friend and caregiver ever since. I've been having trouble with more novels every day lately.
"It's not eighty years! Didn't you go out for about six hours last time? Remember before that?
"Hmm... Oh, you were researching engraving clairvoyant magic on your glasses!
"It's not about the research issue, what I want to hear is the period of time that was caged in that research! One hundred twenty years!? We've been away from the outside world for a total of 200 years!? Are you even going to be a Immortal!?
"You went six hours out, erm... what were you doing there?
Porch exhales in a frivolous manner.
Apparently, it's time for the limit. You're a stressful guy.
"... I went to buy glasses."
"Oh yes, I did. I did. Oh, sure, those glasses... there they are! Oh, hahahahaha, it cracks me up."
"Master will move on to another study once the research is successful... Master... No, Azley, let me tell you as a friend, you better live a more people-like life"
"Come on, you're a demon, aren't you?
"That's right, but the master is human!
Every time Porch utters a word, he becomes more vocal. You must be seriously worried about me.
Five thousand years ago... Shizuku, a divine drug that I had succeeded in purifying by accident at the time when I was seventeen. Drink this, I became an immortal body. I had no talent as a magician or alchemist. It was the first and last miracle I did.
Having gained the special benefit of a long time, I spent a long time training and knitting magic.
It took months to remember one simple piece of magic, and my unfair talent never changed much after that. Of course, from what I have learned in the past, it will grow at the speed of the tortoise's walk. When I actually went to the next step, it didn't take long before.
But when I learned something completely new from scratch, my talent showed its full potential in the negative.
As I grew up doing a lot of research and training, I discovered a small pouch that was being attacked by monsters at one point and their mother.
It took me eight months to get rid of the monster using Ice Launcher, but Porch's mother didn't help. I will still remember Porch's face crying in front of my mother's grave.
Then began a pleasant life with Porch. Koitz was smart, friendly and easy to order quickly understood.
But I knew there was going to be a breakup. Yes, I can live a long time, but Porch's life ends in about a fifth of the glasses he makes for peeking.
To Porch, explain the "Shizuku no Ikumi" that only half remains and say, "Do you want a drink?" I heard that Porch was still smart, hesitant to drink, and worried.
Well, I was drinking before I eventually realized it.
It's like I zeroed Shizuku for a long time from a desk full of research material and it went inside a Porch feed box.
And silly enough, it was about fifty years ago that I realized that.
After watching Porch die too long, I finally saw a desk with a vial of "Shizuku for a long time" falling down. My face when I told Porch the speculation from it was...... honestly funny.
It wasn't long before Porch became a demon.
"So... let's go outside ~"
"Where are you going out there...?
"You know, Master, did you forget why you were immersed in research? You said it would help the world with great power."
"Yeah, they were fooling around. They said they were paying back, but you're talking about a goal they changed five hundred years ago when they realized there was no way they were alive."
"Damn, the master is out too much! I'm not impressed, but you didn't even use the fluoroscopic glasses you made for peeking!
That's right.
I made it when I made it. So it's certainly a bad habit for another desire to sprout.
I haven't even looked around the world lately, and I think it's a good opportunity to go.
"But it seems we were pretty low level..."
"Whatever you're talking about, Master, my level is already 100."
"Ugh!? What are you doing?
"Well, unlike the master, you're exercising outside, right? I mean, I was the one going to pick food!
"No... Ah, erm... there it is, appraisal glasses made of a by-product of fluoroscopic glasses!
If you hang this and look at the pouch............... which one?
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Porch
LV: 100
HP: 2500
MP: 507
EXP: 99999999
Special: Brace "Pole" - Air Crow - Huge - Disease
Title: Fool's User Demon, Advanced User Demon, Extreme, Wolf Haughty
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I'm a fool... I'm a fool... so is that good?
Why, I'm convinced...
Oh, yeah, yeah, hang the magic of reflexes on these glasses...
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Azley
LV: 20
HP: 214
MP: 9812
EXP: 21955
Special: Attack Magic "T" - Auxiliary Magic "Medium" - Recovery Magic "Medium" - Refined "Top"
Title: Fools, Biasers, Immortal Candidates, Mages, Alchemists, Canes
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That's an awesome MP advantage.
Did it come with this much MP because it was packed with all the knowledge? There's a chance it's getting better and better.
I guess you should take the title as much as you can, but there will also be negative titles... well I can see that. The fool will be lowering everything about me. You're going to have guts to get rid of this.
I guess there's something about being biased because I've been studying it all after all.
Is it because you just told me? You're a candidate for immortality. It doesn't say such an entry form.
Um, after all, you mean we have to do something about this?
"Oh, I've made up my mind! Then I'll get rid of this place tomorrow! Porch, pack your bags!
"Oh, I'll take care of it!
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"... So, what do you do?
"The sun is dazzling...... I'm going to start an adventure in the next few decades called the Great Adventure of Legends!
"Heh, so, what do we do?
"Journeys and adventures need purpose. Porch, do you have anything?
"Purpose… So, I became a demon because of it. I hear it's happening somewhere in the world. I'd like to enter the Cup of Demons."
Sure, I've heard of it, but how do you know Porch?
That could have been in my literature. You mean the information I got from it?
"Do you have any masters?
"That's right - when I say adventurer, it would still be a dungeon! I'd love to attack The Demon King's Pocket, known as the Biggest Labyrinth! I'm sure there are some rare books and artifacts... Oh, and -"
"And... what?
"I'm not saying I'll be a wise man... but at least I want to lose the title fool"
I'm surprised Porch opened his mouth.
Stop it, don't look at me like that.
"You've got to be kidding me, fool. If you get a title, you'll be devastated! Does that mean I'm a fool's devil?
"Oh, if you say so, you were in there."
"Reasonably... was there a reason you were on a higher level but not lighter body..."
"Don't worry so much about it. You'd have about the power of a veteran adventurer class in the world, wouldn't you?
"I'm too anxious to be stronger than that. Well, I don't even regret it. Well, where should we go? It's surrounded by dense forests, deserts to the north, oceans to the south, meadows to the east, mountainous areas to the west."
I don't like sand. I mean, it's not the kind of place you like to go. There are no mountains for similar reasons.
If I were to go, it would be the sea, or the meadows. At times like this...
"Poaches, meat or fish, which one do you want?
"It's a wolf to rot, isn't it? It's up to the meat."
"Okay, then we're off to the meadows!
"Aohhhhhhh!"
~ East, Meadow Zone ~
"No, I mean big fish...... massive, huh, Porch?
"I'm walking too fast! What are you going to do about this situation!? There are seven Cyclops and three Killermantis, right?
"Take it easy, think of it as a good chance to braid our exquisite combination. Operation Porch, rest in peace!
"Rejected! Oh, I have a good idea, the name of the operation, The Benefits of Azley's Sacrifice, activate this!
What a terrible thing to come up with. This guy!
"Rejected. Rejected! Just buy some time!
"I can't help it, too!
Porch recklessly goes into the cyclops.
I put magic in my wand and start drawing magic formations in the sky. Then he writes letters of sun-like light, floating in the universe and pouring down into the magic formation. Letters entering the Pentagon become magical formulas and activate magic that fits that formula.
"All right, Porch, back off! Meteorans!"
"" Gaaaaaa!
The monsters were pierced with spears reminiscent of a scorching meteorite, and at the same time pierced parts began to melt instantly.
And the sound of a bell tells the brain to level up. That sounds to my head as always......
"Ouch, that hurts! Couldn't you have chosen a little more gentle magic?!?
"I don't know how to use magic on a case-by-case basis, there's no choice! That's too much of a novel!
"It's not a novel, I'm saying it for the master!
"Really, thank you!
"You're welcome!"
Pooch that I'm dying to see gradually, but apparently you're thinking about me.
I already forget my face. I remember my father and mother.
I took care of my uncle's house long after I lost my parents when I was ten years old and immediately left the house at the stage of becoming a fifteen-year-old adult. I was an uncle who raised me clerically, so I was grateful and had no feelings or remnants.
"It's called" The Demon King's Pocket, "it's called" The Devil's Cup, "where the hell is it?
"... you're not going straight to the spot, are you?
"Oh, no? Regardless of the Demon King's nostalgia, doesn't it feel like Porch should be at his best?
"You shouldn't be stupid. You've decided to be a gobbler at level 100. You have to learn a lot of tactics, remember them to your body, and gain strength other than level."
"Why are you so familiar with me?
"It was written in a book I found in the master's library. Pretty old book, I suppose."
I knew it. I guess there are a bunch of poached, salivating books in the book I own.
This guy always licks the meat cucumber and then turns the page. I'm talking about your grandfather.
"So what are we going to do?
"I was wondering if you could decide where to base and drill while gathering information there"
"Then I knew that dungeon would have been better..."
"Ma, you can't say that. You can't call yourself human if you stay like that."
"So, are you going to find people, Porch?
In my words, Porch smells the smell around him in the face of having no choice.
It's not that I have a rich expression in my dog habits... it's just that when I became a demon I used it better.
It wasn't like this back in the day.
"Sung Sung...... Mmm, you smell water over there"
"Is there a human being in a place with water? I don't know, let's just go."