The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”

013 Sage's Gold Measures Conceived by Fools

- 8: 30 p.m. Inn Lina's room in the South Side -

"Yes, Lina, congratulations on your admission to the University of Magic"

I handed Lina a a star rod with a pink bow.

A decent look on Lina's face gradually collapses and tears accumulate in her eyes. A voiceless voice was uttered, and Lina crouched into the spot.

"... hiccup... hiccup, ooh..."

"Ah, Master, Mr. Lina made me cry. Ah!

It would be touching if it weren't for this hustle and bustle... but now it's best to revitalize Lina. I don't have time to deal with Porch.

"I'm out of my room, so let me know when you calm down."

"Oh............... Huh?

That was a touching scene, wasn't it?

Porch quietly left the room saying that, and it was just me and Lina in the room. Only Lina's crying and whimpering can be heard in the room that quietly quiets. The occasional laughter and noise heard from outside the window could not disturb this silence.

I sat down and sat down on the floor, just like Lina.

In an effort to get me to stop crying, I put my wand forward and appealed to Lina, who blocks her face with her hands, to show it to her.

"Look, it's Lina and her cane."

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Lina peeks her eyes out of her hand and looks at the wand.

Oh, you stopped crying.

"Uh-huh."

I cried more.

Apparently, there's nothing else to wait for.

I was waiting for time to pass as I stroked Lina's head trembling small. It's not a strange and unpleasant time, every second feels very long and very short. That was the time.

About fifteen minutes? When Lina's whimper stopped in her ear, she grabbed my hand as Lina stroked her head.... was a level of strength to touch, but it was warm and had the magic to evoke tender feelings.

Lina, who was kneeling, sat on the floor at some point. But he wouldn't let go of my hand, and he finally started touching my hand with both hands in front of a knee that could stand in a triangle.

I don't know what you want, but if this calms Lina down, I'm just gonna keep my hands shut.

But as someone who aspires to be wise...... isn't this a bad situation?

Even though we've known each other for a long time, Lina is still a girl. My pulse will be transmitted, and that will accelerate my pulse even further.

Soon the confusion of my head began, and I was filled with the desire to seek rescue from that obnoxious guy.

Porch, help me. This is Azley. He's in a state of isolation. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

My pupils are open and my pulse is unstable! Please, Porch......!

"Mr. Azley."

Lina was the first to speak up. Did you cry too much? My voice is a little swept away.

I spoke out too hastily of agitation.

"Ha-ha."

The devil did it, or my voice was plundering more than Lina and turning more than Lina.

"haha, what is that voice?"

The angel did it, or Lina's voice was different and brighter than before.

"Sorry, apparently surprise, nervousness and unfamiliar experiences made me do that"

"That's already a weird answer. But that sounds like Mr. Azley."

"Me... apparently?

Rarely did I tilt my neck.

"Sometimes Mr. Azley thinks about himself, doesn't he? And that explanation can be polite."

"Uh... maybe it does"

"That's the thing, haha"

"You know what? Ha."

So laughing at each other, Lina slowly let go of my hand and looked again at the wand she was holding beside her. No, maybe it's the first time I've seen it.

"Beautiful... white and then glowing silver. It's like a snow crystal reflecting on the light..."

"It seems to be a wood called platinum. The shopkeeper made it cheaper for me to match it."

"Oh, if that's true, you shouldn't say that, should you?

Plumpy, swollen cheeks add to Lina's charm. Something's getting bigger at some point.

"It's easy to get all gelled up."

"Uh, that's dirty, too, so no."

More inflate your cheeks. Driven by the urge to push those cheeks with your fingers. Round, swollen, soft looking cheeks, red-dyed, mossy cheeks... I can't seem to beat this desire.

No, let's ask Lina for permission.

"That cheek, can I crush it?

I asked ready to be pissed off, but Lina just stiffened for a moment and immediately moves again, putting her face closer to my index finger. At that moment,

"Pussy......"

Lina shoved her cheek against my finger to show it.

The sound of the air leaking slightly from my little mouth, it was hilarious, funny, and adorable again.

"Ha ha ha! There he is!

"What do you say, good luck to me! hahahaha."

I stroked Lina's head again and got up.

"Porch, come! Let's make it dinner!

Speak up against the door. Then Porch came into the room, making a noise of gibberish.

"My stomach hurts from laughing too much already! I can hear the whole thing now eh, ahahahahahahahaha!

I have to buy earplugs for dogs.

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- The next day at 8: 00 a.m. -

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Azley

LV: 52

HP: 900

MP: 15181

EXP: 241169

Special: Attack Magic "T" - Auxiliary Magic "Up" - Recovery Magic "Medium" - Refined "Up"

Title: Fools, Bigots, Immortal Candidates, Mages, Alchemists, Canes, Royalists (Tentative), Teachers, Rank D, Chief

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Lina.

LV: 37

HP: 413

MP: 479

EXP: 90145

Special: Attack Magic "Down", Auxiliary Magic "Down", Recovery Magic "Medium"

Title: Sister, Apprentice Swordsman, Apprentice Mage, Student "Yu", Rank D

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Porch

LV: 100

HP: 2710

MP: 597

EXP: 99999999

Special: Brace "Pole" - Air Crow - Huge - Disease

Title: Fool's User Demon, Advanced User Demon, Extreme, Wolf Haughty, Pan Wolf, Apprentice Mage, Earplugs

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The status changed with the award of the title.

Me and Lina grew up and Porch had a new title. Perhaps that exam is involved.

Let's not touch on the last title.

In the morning, after eating, I gathered in my room and tried to match Lina with my entire fortune.

"Three thousand... two hundred gold, right?"

"We're in this inn right now, but we're moving to the 200 Gold Inn a night tonight. But since Porch can be counted as a single person, we all need 600 Gold a night. I mean..."

"I was in there too... I mean, you're totally teasing me in five days"

"Exactly! So we have to make money."

Lina and Porch look at each other strangely when I say the obvious.

"That's good foreplay, so let's go Adventurer Guild, Master"

"We don't have much time, Mr. Azley."

I don't know from one incident yesterday, from confidence due to college passing, or both, but I feel Lina is getting brighter and brighter.

No, you got socialized knowing the world? Or was it originally this kind of personality?

Now that I think about it, Reed and Mana were bright, maybe they should be similar there. I guess I've been in that shade until now.

"Master, are you listening?

"I'm listening, you're talking about putting Porch's tail on a steak, right?

"It's sure to taste delicious and fall on your cheeks, Master!

So piss off.

"Yes, it looks painful..."

"You had a pain medication called morphine grass, didn't you? Serve that on my rice and you'll probably be fine. Oh, pay attention to the portions!

"... haha"

"What is it, Mr. Lina?

Porch tilts his neck at Lina, who suddenly laughed out.

"'Cause Mr. Porch says that out of trust that Mr. Azley would never do that, right? So I envied the relationship, and I smiled... and I laughed."

Lina smiled as the light leaked.

This is the future...... no, it could be starting to turn into something already.

"Wow, I didn't think of that. Yikes!

An upset pouch jumps into bed and dives into the futon. Me and Lina looked at each other and laughed a lot.

Porch, angry with a caged voice from inside the futon, was, as always, a pouch.

"Well, it's a golden measure. We now have Rank D, about 300 Gold for one crusade, and up to three crusades we can undertake in one. I mean, it's about nine hundred or two at a time, so you can look at a thousand and eight hundred gold."

"Oh, my God, that sounds pretty easy"

said Porch, who only put his face out of the futon.

"Yes, but this is inefficient. So we're going to take down a high-ranking monster."

"But surely you won't get that reward if you haven't been crusaded, will you? That's what Mr. Azley and Mr. Porch should have explained to you before......?

"Yes, it hurts not to get a crusade reward, but that's not the only reward for a high-ranking monster. You know?"

"Oh, it's a crusade site. Hey!

Lina punched me in the hand and asked me for the right answer.

"Well, you can see information on high rank monsters on the guild's bulletin board. If you know where the habitat is, you can go there and hunt."

"But is it dangerous? I managed when I was an Alpha Kimyra..."

"Master, any thoughts?

"I wouldn't have thought of that without this wand either."

I showed the new Starrod to both of us.

I explained Swift Magic to the two people who tilted their necks.

"Well, human technology is amazing."

"Wow, you can do my wand, too?

"Yeah, of course I can. In Lina's case, I think we should put in some healing magic and auxiliary magic."

That's all I'm saying, and more than that, I'm gonna whisper.

Lina is another magician, so I thought it would be a good idea to let her decide for herself.

"… yes, I think"

He's still an excellent student. Looks like you read my feelings.

"You're excited about something!

"Oh, well, first of all, it's the Adventurer's Guild!

"" Yes!