The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”
022 Secrets of the Fool
- April 17th, 3 p.m. Student Autonomy Club Room -
"Azley kun, that's this way ~"
"Oh, yes, yes..."
"Here - just write it properly ~"
"Yes, it's surprisingly easy..."
"I'm not an easy woman to fall by."
I am now being held in isolation in the student council room.
The chest and hips kick the skin (only), the pink flashy robe with special specifications… a very attractive woman dressed in it, that's this "Dineia". The movement is demonic and spreads pheromones to the point of excess all around.
Rumor has it that the man who dropped it is over a hundred. There are many fans, but there is no such meeting, and Dineia herself manages the servants.
"Ha ha."
"But - Azree-kun came in - it was really good ~. Because the White Faction is me and that silent man."
"Ha ha."
"Oh, hey, does Azley have a favorite kid or something?
"Ha ha."
"Hey, are you listening ~?
Dineia listens as she deliberately leans over the valley and appeals.
With two melons, such a frivolous fruit, a man may have no choice but to surrender completely.
"What do you think, I'm kind of busy right now... ha"
"Oh, that's just fine."
"Oh, um, why do you touch it?
"Uh, I don't know. - Hey."
Dineia sitting next to me begins stroking with her index finger with her hands on my hand holding the brush and my thighs hidden at my desk.
"Hey, just fine, huh?
Deviate to the other side to escape the torso, but Dineia follows suit.
The right hand that was touching my hand deformed into a two-legged walkable shape, walking slowly through my left arm using my index and middle fingers, and coming up.
And when that finger reached my shoulder, the walker, Dinaia's right hand, dived into my chest.
"Oh, hey, hey, Di, Mr. Dineia. Huh?
"No, don't call me Dineia."
My left hand finally went to my Eden as I grabbed my chest with my right hand!!
At that moment...
"Deenair! What are you doing!!
Student Autonomous Council Room, and the hallway sounded amazing and the door opened.
My emergency escape device... Irene... the Savior has appeared.
"Oh no, Eileen, you're here. I'm sorry, Azley. I'll see you next time."
As he left, he released a throwing kiss, and Dineia left the Student Autonomy Office.
Irene, barking like a watchdog, pushed Dineia's back with such a voice that the hallway window vibrated... I guess.
"Azley too, Azley, why don't you resist!
"Yes, I'm a senior for once?
"... you don't think that's a good idea?
"I know it's fascinating, but women who come in a provocative way are a bit..."
Eileen listened to the words of my first half, touched her breasts and looked a little thoughtful, but immediately shook her head (wearing it) again.
"But it helped. My Eden fruit was about to ripen."
"... what about that expression?
Irene talks about the red tide.
"I'd like to get rid of it, but I'm saying it's a bit of a treat."
"Oh yes... Dineia and if it's more serious, it's highly regarded by the university..."
"Must be a lot of sentimental age"
"... Azley sometimes says that old people stink, doesn't he? DiNaia's two years old, Azley, isn't she?
Sure, Dineia looks more grown-up than her real age, but she's just two years older than my sixteen-year-old (lying) setting.
I'm also confused by the phenomenon that all humans are younger, but maybe it's just fine for me to have a shallow life in the outside world.
"By the way..."
"What's going on?
"How old is Mr. Eileen? Billy and I talk normally too...... say what!?
"Fool, you're a rude guy to ask a lady how old she is"
A trample using Eileen's heel burst into the back of my right foot.
If you're old enough to talk to Billy on an equal footing, I think you're old enough to ask.
"Oh my... no, I'm sorry"
"Wow, I just need to know. Better than that... tonight, was it?
"Yeah, I'll notify the university about this, and it's accepted, so it won't be a problem."
"I just wanted to go, too, but there's a meeting of the Twelve Guilds starting tonight, and you can't take it off."
Let's shut up that nobody's telling you to follow me.
"The Labyrinth Without Return"... Could it have been? The labyrinth that says no one is going back. Once you attack, it's a rare story to have a name in the labyrinth where no one is supposed to dive. Attacks at joint parties above Rank B... I think Azley will be fine... but I won't forgive him if he dies. Okay?
"If you die, I'll stand on Mr. Eileen's pillow and breathe in your ear."
"Huh, you don't lose your mouth!
Tung and I put our arms together again, and Eileen turned away from me. My ears are red...... should I blow them now?
No, shouldn't they be trampled again?
I was promoted to Rank B the day I defeated Auga.
I was just getting less chances to go to the guild here lately because I was able to make some steady money.
When I went to the guild the other day, Duncan entered a reverse nomination job request for the guild receptionist. The system is one of nominating trusted adventurers for guild receptionists and asking them for special jobs.
This request involves exploring the labyrinth. Last month, a four-man party in Rank B dived, and then it's a labyrinth that he didn't come back to report.
This request for work is about acting with a new party threesome in Rank A who recently came to Bailanaea.
Early members, I was predetermined, and I was looking for three Rank A talent, and that party showed up.
It's an unfamiliar job, but if you attack this, you'll get 15,000 gold from your guild. One at a time, of course.
But what was in the labyrinth is decided to be given to the client. There is magic hanging on the requisition, and when you attack the labyrinth, the treasures in the deepest depths are recorded in this. Convenient magic that says the same thing in the reproduction request form in the guild... so you can't shrug your treasure in silence, etc.
Most importantly, sometimes the deepest part of the labyrinth has no treasure, and in many cases the rewards of the Alliance are greater, with many adventurers prioritizing you.
"Well, I'm ready, so it's time for you to excuse me"
"Ah... yeah, go be careful"
Irene said in a voice that seemed a little unwell, but I didn't know why.
I went back to my room, and when I was ready, I put in regular contact with Lina, as usual.
In the palm of his hand, he draws a magic formation with his fingers and calls Lina.
Lina, are you okay now?
"... Oh, yes, I'm fine. Are you finally leaving?
"Yeah, I'm just gonna go for a little while."
"Please get along with Mr. Porch"
"Oh, as much as I can."
"hahaha...... good luck"
"Lina, 'cause you're gonna try your best next time, right?
'Ha!'
'Well, even in the labyrinth. Maybe I'll call you... I'll be there'
"Yes, please go"
Lina only said "be careful" at the end, and the reading was over.
When I exhaled one, I tickled the nose of a pouch that devoured my indolence until I was critical to departure, using the end of my cape.
"Heh... heh! No, ha, ha!? Enemy attack?!?
"The Great Demon King is here!
"Hey, what the hell!?
"You showed up, you big hack demon king!
"... Ah, yes! Fuhahahahaha, you showed up. You can't do it!
"Hey, isn't that awful?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Porch that closes one eye, tongues out, and appeals to his sweetheart.
For some reason I couldn't forgive it, I tickled down Porch for nothing.
"Ahahahahahahaha, stop, masta...... pua, ahahahahaha!!
"Son of a bitch, I've noticed that lately! I guess the only reason I'm getting the title of a fool is because Porch has been thinking that for almost 800 years! Konnya, such a long thought (,), you're not going to come off like that! This, this, this, this!
"Ahahahahaha! Ya, ahahaha, ahahaha! Ki, I'm sure it is -! Hahahahahahaha!"
"Huh, well, here's where I forgive you"
My breathless pouch is soothing. I don't think it's very sleepy fatigue.
"Ha... ha... ha, hoo... I'm already responsible for the master, too."
"Er, human beings are creatures who want to transfer responsibilities...... ever!
"... I'm starting to feel like I could be a wise man if I did the exact opposite of what it says in" The Wise Man's Sucker "."
"Oh, that was a blind spot... Hmm, it makes sense..."
"Ha... it's something that brought a tough guy to the master"
Porch looks at this in a frightened manner.
What a pitiful eye you have...
"Then get your mind back on it... let's go!
"Aww!"
Me and Pochi left the student dorm and headed to Beilanea's North Gate, the rendezvous point for this job.