The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”
100. No, no, no, no.
After that, Grandpa left laughing. Leave the word "drill" again.
At that time, I was pulling Porch's cheeks with the momentum to renew their maximum level of length in the past.
It was Grandpa's words that I didn't get, but maybe this was a good idea. Moving on rather than deeply troubled.
So when I decided to go back to my true dream state, my cheeks were stretched enough to update my self-longest record.
Is that it? When did you reverse the situation?
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- March 26, 2004 at 9: 00 pm -
"Ugh... my cheeks hurt for some reason..."
Waking up in the Inn of the King's Capital Regalia, Porch's stomach was swollen to disgust last night.
You took a room for two, and you snuck into my futon sometime?
Yesterday I said, "I'll bush you when you get close! She said," Is there a problem if I snap? "
Totally......
When I was so frightened while using my demon, Porch woke up from a change in my temperature caused by my absence.
"Whoa... Mmm, good morning!
"Good morning. Wash your face and watch your back. Looks like Betty's up too."
"Yes!"
I can hear you from the next room.
The time of the appointment with Fuyu is 9: 30. It's arguably a slow wake for Betty, who is a woman.
... Don't destroy the Inn stuff, okay?
I brush my teeth next to Porch washing my face in front of the bucket. A sight too familiar. Sometimes too familiar and disgusting Dejav attacked me.
Demon King's fetal period, if this starts, will this sight go away too?
...... Mmm, why don't you. At this rate, you will never beat the demon kings and demons. I need to keep my temper up!
Slap yourself in the cheek and live, Porch says, "Use it?" I've just shown my nails.
Would I have had such a dangerous hobby?
Finish the payment, go to the front desk of the inn, finish paying for the consecutive nights, and then go outside. Apparently Betty hasn't arrived yet.
Until then, me and Porch sat side by side at the inn entrance.
Outside there was a lively little stream of human rivers. Good sunshine and a great shopping day.
"So, when are you going home? It's an instant to go back with space transfer magic, but there's also an example (,,), and it's better to be early, right?
Porch rarely shows care in conversation. Really unusual.
The example refers to the "land of beginnings" that Warren and his god-user grandfather said. There are spatial transfer magic formations to Falltown, so you can go from there to that place in less than a day.
But there's still a lot to do here, and there's something I'd like to do right now.
"The promotion review is over, but we need a few days before that notice. In the meantime, I want to do everything I can to make a high-difficulty request with Betty. There will be a lot of requests like that in this Legalia with only the Wang capital. Return to Bailanaea in five to seven days… I guess it's the end of April to get to that place."
"That's pretty free."
"That's all I've got to do."
This is where it was originally a dungeon, even though it lived. I don't even know what's waiting for me.
Not as long as the labyrinth, but now it will surely be a nest of monsters.
That's when a flash of killing struck me.
"... Huh!?
Me and Porch got up on the spot and guarded our surroundings.
Where in the hell is this place?
"Ho. Long time no see. No. Chimies."
"Damn!... Ah, eh!?
Turning to the voice I heard from behind, there was actually a sister-in-law disciple I'd never seen in two months.
"Mel?! Long time no see!
"Mr. Merqui, it's been a long time -!
"Yeah, yeah. Az, you and Pochi are looking good. No. But Ikenai ~. I got upset with that much killing. Not enough training yet. No."
"The sun guy was using restraint magic on me."
"Yes! I was cheerful!
"Yeah, yeah, it's totally you and Porch the way you excuse it. No! So, what are you two doing here? Did you start begging?
Melky asked as she put the wizard hat back on.
I explained to Melky the rank S promotion review and why I'm here today.
Soon we sat down again and Mel listened as we followed it again.
"I see. No. For a good title......? Hmm...? Well, then, Az, let me tell you something good!
Melky turned this way, as I recall.
Of course your sitting position is not broken.
If this breaks down, I'm sure the punitive game will start with the rules Melky has decided on his own.
I haven't talked about that in any way, but me and Porch were learning Merqui's character in those two years.
But "good"...? I hope it's not a bad thing, but I don't know.
I urged him with my face, "Go ahead," and waited for the answer.
"North of the Wang capital Regalia, somewhat further west after the streets began to be rough, there is a place called the Regalia Valley. There was a sighting of a legendary spiritual beast who lived longer than Tai."
"When it comes to legendary spiritual beasts, there are four bodies: the Grey Tiger, the Yellow Dragon, the Black Turtle, and the Purple Dead Bird. Also known as the Heavenly Beast... is that you?
"That array. Some of them were actually called Red Emperor Bulls, and they were called Five Heavenly Spiritual Beasts, but one of the former jihadists used them as demons, so now there are only four of them."
"Hey, give me a minute. You're not telling me to take it down, are you?
"Heh? Isn't that natural? If you kill them all, you'll probably get the title they deserve."
I covered my face with my hands before Merqui said it with a kelloggy face.
... Heavenly Beast...
Not monsters, but beasts (,). All beasts rush through the sky, showing beautiful light as they fly, so that people call them heavenly beasts.
In a time when there was a fierce Demon King, he fights a group of monsters led by the Demon King with an unusual presence that allegedly solves the human language.
The story is that Huang Long is called a dragon, but it's actually a shining snake. But you want me to take down a corner of them?
Sure, it could be a good test of strength, but we haven't even pushed our limits... can they?
"Master, good luck! I'm playing with Mr. Fuyu!
Porch combines meatballs to pose for prayer.
"No! If I were to go, I'd bring you too!
"I can't! This is how you fight a Rank SS monster... against the Heavenly Beast!
"I thought so too!
"That's the master!
"So... which heavenly beast is in the Legalia Valley?
"Purple Dead Bird."
They say if you drink the blood that runs through your body, it will wipe out the disease of all things.
Because of that blood, past adventurers were supposedly aiming and dying more than once...
"Rejected."
"Ha ha, what a clear response. No. It's a good opportunity, and I think we'll see about it. Heavenly Beast does not deal with the harmless."
Sure... there might be something to see.
"That sounds like a lot of interesting talk, doesn't it? Who's that? Azley."
I heard voices from near the inn door. Apparently, you're ready.
With that said, is Betty meeting Melky for the first time? I'm sure Brutes was the only one I'd ever met.
"Betty, you were late. This guy is Melky. He's my sister's apprentice."
"He's my master -!
"Women are a lot of trouble. Best regards, Betty."
"Melky. Please call me Mel.... Oh, hey, Az, you? Did you enjoy last night? Heh, heh, heh."
"Chi, Chi! I just explained why!
"Ho ho ho ho! Even if you don't lie, it's a bad habit for a man to twist facts and tell them. No. I don't know... hehe hehe"
I felt my body temperature concentrate on my face, and I did my head as a grit from above Melky's wizard hat.
Because of her mind, Betty's face seems to have turned red, but she exhaled her nose and said, "Azley and I don't have any."
"Look, do something about that saliva. I'm going to dehydrate you like before."
"I'm looking forward to it. No!
Melky with her thumbs up all the time.
It's a boulder betty not to even pull on a guy like this.
"Funny guy, I'm going shopping with a girl named Azley and Porch, Fuyu... Mel coming too?
You tried to get close, that's what Betty said.
But Merqui made her forehead sound patsy and she looked sorry.
"Uh, I was! Oh, I'm sorry. I have some business to attend to, so I'll see you next time! Az, you're here at night, aren't you?
"Ah? Oh, yeah?
"So, when you crawl that night, talk to me. What do you say? See you, Az, Porch, Betty, see you later. No!
"I crawl at night. I crawl at night!
As my question disappeared into the void, Melky left like a disease.
That's at a rate no longer visible to the average person.
Damn, that's a hell of a speed. Again, maybe faster than the silver argent.
Even if I didn't know where to look and drop it off, the three of us dropped off Merqui for now.
Then Betty said.
"You guys, why are you sitting here all the time?
I was afraid of punitive games.
"Oh, oh no. It's all right now."
"Even so, that guy...... Mel? That's outrageous, too, that guy. Azley, you disappeared in one day."
Ex best in just one day?
Well, in Gaston's knowledge, do you feel like you can't help it?
Porch and Betty slap him on the back laughing at me, sighing deeply.
"Well, Fuyu's waiting. Let's go to the Adventurer Alliance."
"I look forward to it -!
Well, here's to shopping.