The Protagonists Are Murdered by Me

This world flows to the taste of the protagonist Kaido. No, precisely because of Kaido's level of knowledge, the world's common sense itself has spoiled.

“Ah, this is fruit iced water. It's a common dessert in our world. ”

“Great! I've never had such soft ice before! ”

There's ice, there's ice cream, there's no ice.

“If you make a backrest in a chair, your back will be more comfortable. ”

“Oh, my God. This is the discovery of the century! Kaido, that's amazing! ”

There are all kinds of chair crafts, but chairs with backrests have not been invented.

“A shortage of food. I'll catch the water hook. ”

“Why fish? ”

“To eat the ashes. This is sushi. In our world, it's stock. ”

“Oh, my God! I've never tasted anything like this before! I didn't even bake it on fire, but it tastes fantastic. ”

Yes, I am.

“You have a lot of coins, so why don't you make 10 gold coins and 100 more gold coins? ”

“Oh, my God! It's really simple, but it's an amazing transition! As Princess of the Empire, I will move forward with this agenda right now. ”

It's amazing. Really.

“You're starving because you don't have any food? Then you can make bread and eat it. ”

“Ohhh! This is amazing food! ”

Araceli said to me with a poor expression.

“Do I still have to be here? ”

“The world's common sense will return to normal if we kill him. ”

In this case, the protagonist was quite unique and had special abilities.

I met the protagonist who created the world itself and the protagonist who turned back time indefinitely, but it was also the first time that the knowledge of those around me had the ability to make itself inferior.

What is even more alarming is that the ‘setting’ of the world itself deteriorates according to the taste of the protagonist, rather than just changing the common sense of the people around it.

There are chairs and there is no backrest. Lightning magic exists, and knights have been wearing steel armor for hundreds of years without any defenses. It's a world without grains, a world without bread, and only one coin.

What is even scarier here is the fact that it changes reality itself to taste. Instead of eliminating the backrest from the chair or putting together a single coin, I transferred the discipline of 'magic’ to a skill set.

Magic is science and discipline. It was magic that needed to know the nature of the world and learn its principles, but magic in this world was perceived as a spectacular technology that merely shoots to kill the enemy.

That is, it fantasizes the reality of the world itself.

The reason is that the protagonist Kaido recognizes magic as an 'attack skill'. Common sense was literally a horrible skill that broke the boundaries of imagination and reality.

But how capable is that ability? The world of common sense opens up according to the taste of the protagonist, and the world of setting up according to the taste of the protagonist is good, but limitations and disadvantages certainly exist.

After a few days of stalking the protagonist Kaido, I found one of his shortcomings.

“We use ‘dust explosion’ in this battle. ”

“Dust · · · · Explosion · ·? ”

“Yes. With this, even a very small amount of manas can deal with multiple enemies. ”

“What the hell is that?! ”

“This is it. ”

The stuff Kaido took out was flour.

“If you scatter it in the air, a very small amount of sparks can cause a huge range of explosions. ”

“That's it! Is it only possible with flour and flame magic? ”

“Absolutely.”

There were a lot of admirer vending machines around Kaido, but they showed good value for the protagonist's words.

There was a battle.

Kaido really scattered the flour in the air and then succeeded in destroying the enemy by simply throwing one lighter.

“Oh, my God. In this battle I thought I would never win, I won without casualties with just one magic! ”

“Unbelievable knowledge. ”

Along the side, Araceli also fills his tongue.

“It doesn't really make any sense. ”

“Yes?”

“In the first place, in this windy climate, there's no way that particles of combustible solids can sustain concentrations above the lower limit of explosion in the air. If the weather could be maintained, there's no way that the flour molecules could be evenly distributed, and if they were distributed because they were possible, they would burst into the heat of radiation without directly detonating the flames? ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

I don't know what that means, but the Kaido dust explosion doesn't make any sense.

However, Kaido sincerely believed that a massive explosion would occur by scattering the flour and frying the spark, and in fact such an explosion would occur.

This was the weakness Kaido had.

He had no sense of common sense and, frankly, was below the general level. I had a good, pure brain, and I'm just stupid.

They don't think of scientific knowledge as a principle, they believe it to be real.

And that was Kaido's weakness.

That fraudulent ability of Kaido only triggers when he believes his thoughts are 'real’. Rather, the lack of specialized knowledge has enriched the imagination and has helped to manipulate the principles of this world.

It was a weakness that was not like any weakness at all, but somehow I thought I could use that part very usefully.

*

Will and Araceli hope to adventure along the protagonist Kaido group. We got into a small town, and unfortunately, we had to prepare for a monster raid.

It was obvious, but it was an episode of clichés.

If it was a Korean genre, the protagonist would say, 'I have no profit. Ignore and move to the next location.’ You may have said so, but this genre is useless, so the civil servant woman has to help those in danger! '’ The protagonist Kaido also said yes.

Good. It looks good, but in the first place, I feel sorry for the villagers who will be used as consumables in this battle.

“There are only 120 available troops in the village, except for the vulnerable, the children and the young. Even those who have a combat career are halfway there. But the number of monsters is known to be 3300. This is a battle you will never win! ”

Even the place where the battle takes place is flat. · · · I wanted to ask why I don't do martial arts, and why I fight in the plains, but I didn't have to.

“No. I came up with a strategy to win. ”

“You? A strategy to win this impossible battle. ”

“Possible. 99% chance of winning on my battlefield. ”

After saying that, Kaido mopped up, and the villagers, as well as his companions, asked him again if he had a child. Then Kaido unfolds the map and attaches it to the wall, and he describes the operation with a baton.

“Enemies must move this way. Because there's only one way to get to town. We know the enemy's movements, so we can reverse them. ”

“If so, what? ”

“Yes. We ‘besiege’ the enemy. ”

“Ha, but we are most likely to get hit first before we surround them all! ”

“It could be. If it was the way it was.”

Kaido said so and looked around the villagers.

“The people of this town are heavily constrained by their armor. Heavy armor, it slows your feet naturally. Would you mind taking off your armor?”

In Kaido's words, a soldier takes off his armor and blinks in surprise.

“Ah. Yes, I see. Taking off my armor has made me move much more smoothly! ”

“That's right. The life of this operation is speed! We take off our armor and move quickly, besieging our enemies. That is the key to this operation, 'Rapid Siege'. And if you surround your enemies, you don't have to tell them afterwards, okay? ”

“I see. The besieged enemy is being annihilated without any restraint! ”

By the way, I don't know why, but there were princesses in neighboring countries who became companions and princesses with swords who had lived on the battlefield since childhood. As royalty, their response was foolish, even though they said they were good at the barracks.

“That's great. I've never had a strategy like this in my history! ”

“I've never read it in a book. ”

“Ah, you're watching the moment history is born. ”

Because of the protagonist calibration, I can't help but hide my discomfort.

It was because they had a good look at what would happen in the future.

“Then, let's leave immediately! ”

In a moment, the operation was initiated.

The moment monsters and monsters came down to the plains on the mountain, the soldiers moved quickly and began to surround them from all sides!

And surprisingly, the ‘rapid siege' seemed to succeed. Because the protagonist believed so.

The battle began, and 120 human troops began to overwhelm the monsters just because they surrounded the enemy.

That's when Kaido looks down on the battlefield with a satisfactory expression.

Yuseodam opened his mouth with his eyes.

“· · · Kaido. The monsters are clearly physically superior to the less human, aren't they? ”

“Huh? That's obvious. We are defeating a greater number of monsters with human power! ”

“Yes, that's to completely surround the enemy. ”

“Yes.”

“But, isn't there something strange? ”

“What's so weird about that? ”

When asked if Kaido was annoyed, he quickly explained.

“Monster number is 3,300. Assuming that a monster occupies an average of one square meter of space per animal, and that all of those monsters are politely followed and filled with circular space, 3,300 monsters have a circumference of more than 120 meters. ”

“So?”

“I can barely stop all 3,300 soldiers by standing approximately 1 m apart. ”

“Huh? ”

Hearing it, it will be. It was something I hadn't thought about in detail until now, so it would have just flowed out of the field of view, that kind of detail.

“That creates a gap between the soldier and the soldier that allows at least one soldier to pass through. In this case, does the word 'siege’ mean anything? ”

“No, whatever, surround the enemy. ”

“Even in a situation where you can't even associate with an ally because of an interval of 1m, the allies lose even the advantages of the equipment called armor, and it's hard to hold back. Isn't that obvious? Because monsters are stronger than humans. ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

Kaido's ability to manipulate common sense walls, i.e. reality, is deceptive enough. But there was one big disadvantage.

That means you can't use it if you know so much.

‘Even if this is to become a reality, it doesn't make any scientific or mathematical sense. "If you illusionally deny that reality with your head, your faith in it will eventually be broken.

If you don't know anything, all of that will really come true, but if you listen to the ‘extremely real problem', you will face reality, not imagination.

[Weakens the effect of the skill ‘Common Open Wall (SSS +)’ of the protagonist Kaido.]

“Argh!”

“Huff, huff! ”

Suddenly, the situation on the battlefield changes. The monsters tore apart human troops a mile apart and began to rush.

You can't even deal with monsters one-on-one, and even siege doesn't work, so you just get killed.

That, too, was no exception for Caido's colleagues. In their own way, they had a powerful power as their protagonist colleagues, but they were unable to deal with thousands of monsters at once.

“Car, Kaido! Hey, what's going on? ”

“Argh!”

“Sa, save me! ”

Thus, Kaido quickly began to deny reality.

“No, no · · ·. In the world I live in, there are clearly cases where I have won a smaller number of troops! ”

“Yes, in that case, the extreme climate would have helped, or the topography and obstacles like digging cliffs or trenches, or ambushing in the dark, or environmental factors would have helped. But now during the day, the battlefield is flat, the weather is sunny. that we have no strategic advantage. ”

“Argh! ”

Commonly, the moment I realized that it was impossible for human forces to defeat monsters, everything was over.

Most of the troops who jumped, believing in Kaido's irresponsible strategy, were dying, and their comrades were also crying out his name with bloodshed.

“This, for as long as it's like this, there's nothing else I can do! ”

In the end, Kaido threw a fire gauntlet at both hands, but unfortunately the uncomfortable point didn't end here.

Araceli, on his shoulders.

“Wait a minute. The flame that burns in his hand is the nature that is expressed by burning the manna in the form of oxygen. ”

At the same time as the very easy expression of magic was explained, Caido's complexion became pale, and the magic cast was cancelled.

The magical creatures of Kaido were approaching, but he could not use any magic against them.

Lost in a tug that stands at the edge of imagination and reality.

“Well, that can't be right. I, I · · · ·! ”

No matter how ‘Fire Ball’ was shouted, no more flames were created. The same was true of other magic. Araceli explains why magic is practically impossible every time he tries to use it, and it keeps grabbing Kaido's ankle.

‘There's nothing to burn in the air, but how do you generate flames? ’

‘Did you know that with just a few volts of calories needed to generate electricity, you could die dry? ’

"In order to produce that much water in the air, you need an enormous amount of hydrogen, but the hydrogen distribution in the air is extremely fine." Wouldn't he have suffocated in the first place? ’

Because he knows modern knowledge, he listens to Araceli and realizes the scientific limitations.

It was a question that could be answered if there was any magic knowledge, but I was ignorant of it, so the idea of 'impossible’ was stuck in my head, and the impossible soon became a reality.

It turns out that everything we've done is common sense, scientifically impossible, but how can we use magic?

‘Why? ’

Kung, kung!!

The monsters are approaching. The comrades who are going to help themselves don't seem to have been swept away by monsters. They have infinite magical powers, like 'World Cheat' rabbis, but they don't have the knowledge they need to use magic to do anything.

“Let's go. Let's save the villagers and their comrades. ”

Historically, he stepped indifferently, followed by Araceli.

“Ugh, ahhh, save me!! ”

After that, Kaido, who had finally fully faced reality, screamed, but there was no one to save the irresponsible commander, Naemon, with so many men on the subject of incompetent delusions.

Ends