The Reincarnated Divine Doctor and Stay-at-home Dad

"This……"

These people glanced at each other and were quite surprised by Qin Haodong's reaction.

They have discussed it before coming today. The basic strategy is to anger the old man Hua Zi'an, and then the two sides clashed further, believing that the hospital will eventually be on their side. After all, each of these people is a doctor of medicine who has studied abroad. He is the director of various departments, the authority of various industries, and the core force of the hospital.

It is precisely because of this confidence that they look down on Chinese medicine, and they have no fear of squeezing Chinese medicine out of Guangren Hospital.

But now the situation has changed a little. The hot-tempered old man Hua is not there, and this young man is even more calm than the old man, and he hasn't reacted to their successive provocations.

If two are not good, then three, if three are not good, then four, depending on when you can carry it.These people decided to continue this game, so that Qin Haodong had no patients to watch, to see how long he could bear it.

At this time.Another elderly patient of about 6 years old appeared in front of the door, "Doctor, I have a headache, can anyone show me the trouble?"

Dong Kai immediately greeted him and shouted: "I have a headache, why don't you go to see a western doctor if you have a headache. Did you even come to the Chinese medicine clinic?"

"I, I believe in Chinese medicine, I think Chinese medicine can cure the root cause!" said the old man.

"You old man is really confused. What Chinese medicine cures the root cause is used to deceive people!" Dong Kai said spittingly, "headache. What use is it for you to seek Chinese medicine? Hua Tuo, have you heard of it? In the legend. He is the genius doctor of Chinese medicine, but even he can't cure Cao Cao's headache. Do you think the current Chinese medicine can cure your headache?"

"This……"

The old man hesitated a little, thinking that what Dong Kai said seemed reasonable.

"Go to the neurology department and have a look. A headache is not a trivial matter. If you have a brain tumor or something, it will be troublesome. You should find it early and treat it early."

Dong Kai said that he directly pushed the old man out of the Chinese medicine clinic. He turned around and looked at Qin Haodong triumphantly. Who knows that the latter didn't even look at him, and still sipped the tea leisurely.

"Fuck, who is this person, it's really useless, why don't you get angry after all this?"

When Dong Kai was surprised, he looked at Qin Haodong with contempt.

Not only him, but even the two little nurses next to him looked at Qin Haodong with disdain in their eyes. They felt that the young doctor in front of him was utterly embarrassed. They made people ride on their necks and shit, and they didn't even dare to fart. One.

"Doctor, quickly help my son take a look, what's wrong with him?"

While talking, an old woman in her 50s and 60s walked in with a young man of about 2 years old. The two men were dressed in shabby clothes and looked like poor people from the bottom of society.

Dong Kai came over again and asked, "What's wrong with your son? Where is he sick?"

The old lady said: "My son somehow had a serious skin disease from the day before yesterday, and his entire lower body was black and blue."

Dong Kai repeated the same trick and said: "For skin diseases, you should see Western medicine. Western medicine is more professional and scientific in this regard. Chinese medicine is not reliable at all. Director Zhang of the dermatology department of our hospital is here. Now I will ask him to give Take a look."

With that, he turned around and pulled Director Zhang over. After seeing Director Zhang, the old woman said: "My son was seen by him yesterday, and he asked my son to have a blood test. He also asked my son to have a urine test. I didn’t find any disease in a lap, and it cost more than a thousand, which cost my son half a month’s salary!"

Director Zhang also recognized the old lady and her son at this time, and said embarrassingly: "Old sister, I can't blame me. Your son is not suffering from a simple skin disease, but there should be other diseases.

But you can rest assured that experts from all departments of our hospital are here today. You can give your son a joint consultation and you will surely find the cause."

Dong Kai followed up and said: "Yes, expert consultation, this has always been the advantage of our western medicine, everyone has come to see what disease this young man has."

After he finished speaking, the experts gathered in a circle.Surrounding the young man, he said, "Take off your pants and let us see what's going on."

Since so many experts are treating her son, the old woman immediately said with excitement: "Yes, son, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. Let the doctors take a look."

The young man hesitated for a moment, and finally took off the pants, and saw that she had all turned black and cyan from below the belly button, and even the second master was not spared, and continued to the ankle.

Seeing this situation, everyone frowned.

"Boy, does your skin hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!"

"Is it itchy?"

"Ma?"

"No numbness!"

The experts asked a few questions one after another. The young man's skin looked very scary, but it didn't hurt, it wasn't itchy or numb. Although they were all experts, no one had seen such symptoms.

Seeing the heavy expressions of these doctors, the old lady hurriedly asked: "Doctors, what's wrong with my son? Is there something serious?"

Director Zhao of the Gastroenterology Department said: "Young man, did you eat something unclean? I feel like you are poisoned."

The old woman said: "Impossible. The children from our poor family don’t go to restaurants like you people in the city. We eat at home every day, and we eat coarse tea and light rice. And I eat the same thing as my son. nothing?"

"This……"

Director Zhao was speechless for a while, and Director Zhang of the dermatology department said, "Is this an allergy? Have you been exposed to any allergens?"

The young man said: "I work on the construction site every day. I face bricks and cement. There are no allergens. If you are allergic, you will be allergic. And my skin is only dark below the waist. If it is allergic, it should all change. The color is right.

Besides, didn't you let me screen for allergens yesterday?No results!"

Director Zhou of the Andrology Department said: "Young man, did you have any unclean sexual behavior and contracted STDs?"

Since these experts have one sentence on the left, there is no way of writing.He was simply blind, the young man lost his patience, put on his pants, and said angrily: "Fart, you have a venereal disease, your whole family has a venereal disease!"

Director Zhou said dissatisfiedly: "We are giving you a consultation. What is your attitude?"

The young man said angrily: "Consult a fart, I think all of you are quack doctors, you are simply blind! Especially you, it is nonsense, I don't even have a girlfriend, and I am still a virgin. How could it be possible to have a venereal disease? "

"This……"

Seeing the young man getting angry, everyone was dumbfounded. Originally, they wanted to take care of the young man's illness so that Qin Haodong had no patients to accept, but after a long period of time, no one could find the cause of the disease. This was shameful.

Qin Haodong put down his teacup.He stood up and looked at these people with a smile: "What's wrong? Are you not all experts? Isn't Western medicine very scientific? Why don't you look good at other people's diseases?"

Director Zhang's expression was stagnant, but he bit his scalp and said: "This is just a preliminary diagnosis and treatment. To be diagnosed, we have to go through a careful examination of precision equipment. When the guy comes back with me, I will check it with him. I will find it. The cause."

Who knows that he just finished speaking, the young man immediately looked excited and said: "Check...check...check...you know it. Yesterday the inspection fee has already cost me more than a thousand, and I need to check again. Does the check cost nothing? Do you pay the inspection fee for me?"

Director Zhang said embarrassingly: "Young man, only accurate examination can be diagnosed. This is science, you have to believe in science!"

"Scientific fart!" the young man said angrily. "I worked hard for a day on the construction site and only earned more than 100 yuan. I changed hands and gave it to you black-hearted doctors. In the end, I couldn't get better from my illness. Quack! You are all quacks!"

When someone pointed at the nose to scold a quack doctor, Director Zhang was extremely angry and aggrieved, but he had nothing to say, who made him really find the cause of the disease.

Seeing that these people were unhappy, Qin Haodong was naturally very happy. He looked at them and smiled: "Aren't you very scientific? Are you not experts? Why can't you find the cause? It feels uncomfortable to be called a quack by others?"

Dong Kai looked stagnant, and said, "Don't be proud of him, kid, he is a difficult disease, even if we can't find the cause, can you find it?"

Qin Haodong smiled slightly: "Of course it can! In fact, the boy's disease is very simple. The reason why you don't see it is because you are self-righteous. You always hold on to the science of shit and don't think about it from the perspective of ordinary people. miss you."

Hearing that Qin Haodong could cure the young man's disease, the old woman said, "This doctor, can you really find the cause of my son's disease?"

Qin Haodong said, "I'm not a quack doctor. This disease is very simple. It can be cured in minutes."

The old woman said again and again: "Great, doctor, thank you, I thank you for my son!"

Dong Kai immediately said: "Don't listen to him bragging, it's a lie. I don't believe that so many experts can't find the cause. He can do it!"

"Now I will convince you people!" After Qin Haodong finished speaking, he said to the little nurse next to him, "Fill a basin of clean water, and bring a piece of soap.

The little nurse didn't understand what he meant. Why do you need water and soap to see a doctor?Can this thing also be used to treat diseases?

Dong Kai said sarcastically: "The surname is Tang, do you think the patient is dirty? You didn't wait for the doctor. You want to wash your hands first?"

Qin Haodong glanced at him: "Has anyone ever told you that if you don't speak, you can hide your ignorance. The more you say, the more incompetent you become?"

"You..." Dong Kai flushed and said angrily, "I don't believe you can cure the young man's disease, wait to see what else you can say."

Soon, the little nurse came over with a basin of clean water and a piece of soap.Qin Haodong let the young man sit on a chair, then took off his shoes and put his feet in the basin.

Dong Kai couldn't help but said sarcastically again: "Tang Feng, isn't this what your Chinese doctors call to soak your feet for treatment?"

Qin Haodong ignored him, lifted up the young man’s trousers, then sprinkled water on his legs, and put some soap on him. When everyone didn’t understand what he was doing, he suddenly found that the color on the young man’s legs began to fade quickly, revealing The original yellow skin.

The old woman asked in surprise: "This doctor. What kind of disease does my son have?"

Qin Haodong stood up, smiled and said, "Your son is not sick at all!"

Director Zhang exclaimed: "Impossible! I have 2 years of medical experience. If a person is not sick, the skin is definitely not that color. You must have made hands and feet in the water and put banned drugs, right? "

Qin Haodong glanced at him.Just like watching an idiot, he said jokingly: "Shut up, you two, you are still a dermatologist, and you have 2 years of medical experience. Didn't you see that his underwear has faded?"