The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap

"... it's a white room"

When I woke up in the morning, one side was in a bright white room.

No, it's already too white to know where the walls and ceilings are.

It's a small or even large, obscure space. Watching it makes me kind of nervous.

"It's finally happening, a new reincarnation."

"Ha... good morning"

"... Lord, it's light"

No, I don't sleep well. I'm just not turning my head.

Ask someone who only hears voices, for now.

"Where are we?

"In the rebirth room. Here we decide where your Lord will be reincarnated and what race you will be reincarnated into."

This guy's voice is a woman's person, but he talks like hell.

"... am I dead? Mr. Lorijij."

"Oops, unfortunately...... lol jizzy!?

"Yes, Mr. Lorizizii"

"You're... rude."

"Excuse me, was Gigi Ilori better?

"Not there. Wow! That's not what I'm trying to say about the position of words.

He's kind of a loud guy. Noisy for sleeping people, no more.

I got up completely, stretched out and drowsy, while I questioned Mr. Lorijij.

"Mmm... why am I dead?

"Lord, it's expanding fast...... still, okay. The main cause of death is sleep apnea."

Sleep apnea.

I can't hold my breath when I'm asleep Arr...... right?

"Sleep apnea shouldn't be like dying. Cerebrovascular disorders or just an increased risk of heart disease."

"Mm, that's what we're hearing, right? Well, the indirect cause is sleep apnea. Damn, let's do some messy work up there... anyway, you're dead. Are you sure?"

"Oh, I get it"

I don't know much about it up there or anything, but if it's dead, can't you help it? It wasn't painful, so I guess it's good. Much better than it hurts or suffers and then dies.

It would be ideal for me to die young and easy than to live and suffer in vain.

"So... reincarnation? Why are you reincarnated? Is it the rule that if you die of sleep apnea, they all reincarnate?

"No, because the soul of the Lord was apathetic."

"Apathy......"

Indeed, as I have just been told, I have always been apathetic and devoid of motivation. [M]

He is a self-depraved and utterly self-depraved person who has lived in a parasitic subject called his parents.

"Surely I am the dust of the world or the luggage, even if it exists, it's not profitable, it's like a corn or an appendix."

"Self Assessment Are you intolerant!?

"It's true. So, what do you do with reincarnating such an impassioned human being? Turn it around to a more motivated person. More like this...... 'Yeaaa I'm not dead yet. No, no, no!' It's better for dead people like that, isn't it? Goodnight, then."

"Wait, don't go to sleep carelessly while you say the most seemingly. And what's with the weirdly temperamental play?"

The futon can disappear from sight. I didn't even blink, so I really felt like disappearing and disappeared.

... Sounds like it's not a dream, this.

Ha. It's so annoying. I miss your futon.