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Classical Chinese programming!

Yes, classical Chinese programming!

Fan Rui is going to curse!

This is a programming software designed by an idiot.

Let's not talk about whether Chinese programming has such powerful functions. This classical Chinese text is to reject most programmers!

See here!Fan Rui endured it!

He was going to take a look at the manual and the sentences and grammatical rules of the programming software.

Generally speaking, programming software uses the same things. You will know the most basic and oldest C language, and later C++, JAVA, etc. can be quickly learned, because the thinking and laws of computers are certain, modern programming language statements and syntax It is also similar.

But after seeing the programming examples in the manual, Fan Rui, who has been working on programming for more than ten years, was forced!

This example has no grammar, no code group, just a short text in classical Chinese (less than a hundred words).

Although Fan Rui does not know the meaning of many words in classical Chinese, some words can still be recognized after the sentence is disassembled, and he can understand a little bit, for example, sentences such as "strike a bird with a stone".

What the hell is this!

Fan Rui, who was confused, could only copy the contents of the manual into the compiler, and then clicked to run.

Soon a program was generated.

"Fuck!" Fan Rui exclaimed, what a little game like Angry Birds!

Oracle programming software still has a graphical interface similar to JavaSwing, but the screen is more comfortable and more refined. If you connect with other visualization programs, you should have a better experience.

It is indeed an angry bird!

Fan Rui operated the mouse, played a few, the game was smooth, and there were no bugs under the settings.

Fan Rui once re-enacted Angry Birds in C++, and he vaguely remembered a total of 344 lines of code.

And the Oracle compiler software, the code...No, it should be called a text with only a hundred words.

Fan Rui looked at the compilation interface and put his hand on the keyboard.

He has been in the programming industry for more than ten years. The small programs similar to the game of Angry Birds are basically easy to write.

But now, facing the Oracle compiler, he was at a loss.

He typed on the keyboard and wrote:

#include “stdafx.h”

#include “MyGameFrame.h”

#include

Bird structure

structBird

{

intx, y;

};

Global variable

HWNDhWnd...

After writing this, Fan Rui thought that this is not C++, but Chinese programming software.

Later, the translation changed all the English in the compilation box to Chinese, but Fan Rui felt awkward how to change the code language he used frequently, and there was no way to start!

Fan Rui gave up and became an angry bird with Chinese code. He began to doubt life!

he!Home!Of course!Do not!meeting!Edit!Cheng!

A Java engineer who has worked for more than ten years can't program!

"Play with me! What kind of fairy programming software!"

Fan Rui continued to work hard and wrote a simple calculation program in Chinese.

The so-called Chinese program is to change the English or English abbreviation in the code to Chinese.

After writing, Fan Rui clicked to run.

[Operation error!

"Cao!" Fan Rui started scolding his mother!

A senior programmer, can't write four arithmetic?

"Ah!!!" Fan Rui started scratching his hair. There were not a few hairs originally, and there was nothing in this scratch!

Rewrite, click to run!

[Operation error!

Rewrite, click to run!

[Operation error!

Rewrite, click to run……×N times

[Operation error!

it is good!Four arithmetic is not good!I do other things!

Fan Rui started to fiddle with the code of other small programs!

The result is still... [Run error!

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!" Fan Rui collapsed, "Your uncle, labor and management will not conquer you today. I am not named Fan!"

At this time, the time has come to two o'clock in the morning, Fan Rui poured two cups of coffee and continued to struggle!

No addition procedure?

This is the biggest insult to Fan Rui!

In fact, Fan Rui has been working on it for so long, you have not found the essence of Oracle programming software.

After all, it is a product provided by the system. The castrated version of the Chinese compiler Oracle programming software has assembled a large amount of mathematics and logic, and is smarter than the most advanced programming software in the world today. It is a bit of artificial intelligence. What users need is to use The sentences and grammar of classical Chinese call these mathematics and logic.

Fan Rui has always used C++ or Java syntax to compile in Oracle, only changing the code expression to Chinese expression.

Fan Rui has been in this industry for more than ten years, and his thinking has been finalized, and a lot of grammar has not been transferred.

Just like we have just learned English, we often use Chinese grammar to think of a truth.

For example: Give_U_some_colour_to_see_see, or Good_good_study_day_day_up.

Both Chinese and English are human languages. Even if some grammars are the same, the literal meaning is roughly understandable.

However, the grammar of programming languages ​​such as C++ and Java is very different from the grammar of classical Chinese. It is normal for Fan Rui to turn around!

People, the older they are, the longer they have been in the industry, the more difficult it is to accept fresh objects, and the more difficult it will be!

Six o'clock in the morning!

Fan Rui's eyes were red, and he stood up tired and angry!

Snapped!

Smashed the computer monitor with a stool!

Look!This violent man.

Fan Rui extremely suspected that at first he copied the text from the manual into the compile box, and the running program he got was not because of this line of text at all, but the programming software was set in advance!

This programming software is here to fool people!

"Junk software!" Fan Rui roared, tearing off the last few hairs on his head.

At this moment, he completely bid farewell to Xie Ding, because he became bald.

The anger was still simmering in his heart, and Fan Rui also gave it up today!He is no longer working, he wants to criticize the source code company behind Oracle programming software on the forum!

What this company does is not programming software at all, it is a special bomb software!

Once an engineer uses this software, it will explode!

Fan Rui took out his spare notebook, logged into the forum, and angrily wrote the "Oracle Programming Software Experience Guide. This rubbish programming software is simply looking for trouble!"

Fan Rui wrote a full 3,000 words to criticize Oracle programming software. After writing the last word, he did not finish venting. If he knew the address of the source code company, Fan Rui couldn't help going to the company’s engineer to settle the account. !

This is programming?Let's play!

There are also many programmers who share the same feeling with Fan Rui.

The character of the technical house is to grasp the truth in the shortest possible time. After one night of research, they all believe that the Oracle programming software is the most garbage programming software they have ever encountered.

Or to be more precise, this is not programming software at all, it is for everyone to play with.

Fan Rui just tried to program with the software.

Some programmers tried to use classical Chinese in accordance with the requirements of the manual. In addition to simple attempts such as one plus one, the larger programs (even multiplication and division) are also invalid (the classical Chinese is seriously non-standard, but off).

The programmer attributed this appearance to the fact that simple addition and subtraction are integrated in the program. As long as the program recognizes the keyword, it can run automatically, regardless of the programmer's programming!

The programmer wrote in the report: "It is very deceptive to edit in Chinese to do a little addition and subtraction. Do you think that you can express yourself as a Chinese programming? A company that uses Phtyon is easier than this! This It's a pseudo-Chinese programming software! It's a liar software!"

There are also technical tycoons who hope to crack the underlying code of the programming software, but get nothing.

Applicable experience reports on Oracle programming software appeared on major forums. Almost all the experiences feel even-bored!anger!

All expressions are-insulting!attack!Insult and attack again!

Zhou Xiao's Oracle programming software ignited the anger of the forum's technical house.

Once the technical house gets serious, everything can be done.

It ignited the anger of the forum technology house.

They not only strongly criticized Oracle software on the forum, but also made videos and made articles to criticize Oracle software.

Because programmers feel that this is an insult to programmers, the source code company made this software, perhaps just to mock the programmers for lack of culture.

Oracle Software also brought some programming experts (Big V) to the attention. They made a video specifically for Oracle programming software.