The richest man starts with black technology

Chapter 267-Xiaoyuan: Master, I want to blacklist you (4000 words)

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Li Tao was about to walk behind the big rock in his arms.

Zhang Yufei said anxiously: "Taozi, what are you doing? What about the data here? Should we go back and charge the computer first, and then come back in a few days?"

Li Tao couldn't help it anymore, and said, "Brother Fei, take a cigarette here and take a rest. My stomach hurts a bit, so I can take it easy."

Come on, Li Tao quickly hid behind the big rock and started pulling.

The diet in the wild is irregular and not particularly imported.

Li Tao had diarrhea.

The special smell floated from the ground, making Li Tao somewhat "intoxicated".

The wind is blowing from Zhang Yufei, the big stone net.

Zhang Yufei just lighted a cigarette, took a deep breath, and heard a strong scandal.

Zhang Yufei felt that he had inhaled Li Tao's special taste into his lungs, and felt sick.

"vomit!"

Zhang Yufei quickly avoided the wind and said, "Taozi, can't you shit so badly!"

Li Tao scolded, "You make shit smelly?"

Zhang Yufei: "When you shit, you shit. What do you do with the computer? You can't turn it on."

Li Tao: "Don't worry about it!"

After the crackling, Li Tao felt comfortable.

There will be a lot of pleasure in this lifetime, and excretion is definitely one.

Li Tao looked at a puddle on the ground, lost in thought.

This... This poor digestion and stool will not form!

Correct!

You guessed it right!

Li Tao decided that the way to turn on the computer was to let the computer eat!

Although ionizing bacteria can perform photosynthesis, the electricity generated by photosynthesis in a short period of time by current ionizing bacteria cannot make the laptop boot.

There is only this way!

What is Xiang!?

Although Xiang has a heavier taste, Xiang is also organic and nutritious.

A quarter of the feces is water, and the rest are mostly protein, inorganic matter, fat, undigested dietary fiber, residues of dewatered digestive juice, as well as cells shed from the intestines and dead bacteria, and vitamin K , Vitamin B.

These are proper organic matter!

Since bio-battery can digest organic matter in food, feces can also be digested.

But this beach, if it doesn't take shape, how to make it?

The weather is very dry and the ground is full of stones.

The things that were pulled out were soaked in the stones, and Li Tao didn't take any action. For a while, not only did the laptop not eat, but he couldn't even drink the soup!

"Mad, bear it!"

Li Tao made a decisive decision and immediately opened the laptop battery compartment.

He searched it from the bag. The tissue just wiped his buttocks had been used up and he had no gloves.

You can't use clothes. There is no water outside. A jacket is not accidentally worn until you go home.

At this time, Zhang Yufei received a call from the mountain.

"Feiguo Feiguo, you are catching the data, are you uploading the data to the computer? You have to fix a point on the map, and let us go to the next point."

Zhang Yufei: "Wait, wait, Taozi is shit."

Li Tao knew there was no time.

He quickly signed the used paper from the ground, then grabbed the dirt and stuffed it into the computer.

"vomit!"

Li Tao retched as he stuffed it.

He has never done such a disgusting thing when he grows up.

The filth is relatively thin, and some of it drips on the computer's shell, but Li Tao can't take care of so much.

Three under five divided by two, most of the baba was stuffed into the computer's battery compartment.

Li Tao simply stuffed toilet paper in.

He closed the battery compartment and sniffed his fingers. It was indeed delicious.

As for the laptop, it is more flavorful, as if it had just been fished out of a cesspit.

Huangtian pays off.

The battery compartment shows that the battery is charging.

After a few minutes, the computer turned on!

Li Tao vomited: "Fortunately, fortunately, labor and capital are smart enough!"

The computer uses the PC version of Singularity OS.

So after booting, the screen of Xiaoyuan's assistant is still the same.

Li Tao saw Xiaoyuan's voice assistant sullen and kept squatting on the ground.

"What's wrong, Xiaoyuan."

Xiaoyuan stood up with the big tree beside her, her face was not good, and her body tremblingly said to Li Tao.

"Master...Master...my Xiaoyuan has been serving you wholeheartedly for several days!"

Xiaoyuan was so angry that her chest hurts, and said: "In the past few days, I don't care if you feed me leftovers, melon seed shells, and fruit skins."

"Today, today, you...you...you actually feed me directly...chixiang!"

"vomit!"

Xiaoyuan squatted on the ground and vomited a big beach.

The biological battery and the computer are serialized together, and there are probes in the battery, which can directly analyze what food the user feeds to the battery.

Li Tao was quite embarrassed.

He was in a hurry, forgot the energy block at home and did not bring it out.

Only use the leftover organic waste to charge the computer. Now this situation is helpless.

Li Tao was very sorry and said, "Little Yuan! I'm really sorry, I really can't help it when I go out to work in the wilderness!"

"Be good, bear with it, and the master will definitely compensate you when you go home."

Xiaoyuan finally eased her anger and said, "Then I want to eat fruit!"

Li Tao: "There is absolutely no problem!"

Xiaoyuan didn't really eat Xiang and felt the taste of Xiang, but the smart version of Singularity OS, which enables the voice assistant and users to interact more intelligently, rather than dry and mechanical chat.

"Taozi, are you alright?"

"OK OK!"

Li Tao came out holding the computer.

"The computer has power, you enter the data, and I move the instrument here."

Zhang Yufei was puzzled and asked: "Why is there electricity again?"

Doubts to doubts, Zhang Yufei still took the laptop, "You kid is not right today! Usually you dislike the heavy equipment, you can't adjust the level, you choose the work of inputting, let me fiddle with the equipment, why do you take the initiative to move the equipment today? ?"

"I think you have been working hard these days. Let's change." Li Tao didn't change his face and his heart beat.

After Zhang Yufei took over the computer, how did he feel a strong fragrance?

Zhang Yufei thought it was the wind that brought the smell of Li Tao's excrement, so he quickly moved a position.

But the smell still didn't disappear, instead it became stronger and stronger.

Zhang Yufei thought it was a problem with his nose, so he sucked vigorously.

This is better!

The smell was all sucked into the lungs again.

"Cough cough cough!" The smell made Zhang Yufei's tears smoke out.

Zhang Yufei's heart suddenly slammed, with a bad feeling.

He took the notebook closer and sniffed it.

It smells so bad.

"vomit!"

Zhang Yufei almost spit out the food overnight.

"Taozi! How do you charge the computer in particular? It's not because I fed you, right?"

Li Tao nodded seriously and said, "Yes!"

Zhang Yufei yelled: "Your uncle, I'll just say why you are so kind to get the instrument! The result is... ugh... Come over to me and see if I don't kill you!"

While hiding, Li Tao explained: "Brother Fei, Brother Fei, listen to me! I really didn't mean it! Isn't this impossible, special cases are handled specially."

Zhang Yufei: "You get me back, you can get this computer by yourself, you can guide the data, and I'll get the instrument."

Li Tao: "Don't hit me! Never hit me!"

This time, there were some twists and turns in the measurement process, but the results were always good.

Li Tao and Zhang Yufei successfully completed the test task and answered the camp safely.

Zhang Yufei told everyone that Li Tao used feces to charge the laptop battery. Of course, everyone was sick.

However, he has a new understanding of the powerful capabilities of Xingrui laptops and microbial batteries.

at night.

Li Tao took the initiative to give Ding Gong the computer, and said, "Ding Gong, isn't your classic Laker in the finals? No more games today?"

Ding Gong was playing with his cell phone, and when he saw the laptop in Li Tao's hand, he hid.

There was a chill in his heart and said, "Remove, take away, take away quickly, are you sick?"

Li Tao chuckled, set the Xing Rui notebook, and started playing by himself.

While playing, he said to himself: "This is really weird. A few days ago, so many people robbed my laptop to play games, but today no one wants it.

Not only today, I am afraid that from now on, no one will ask Li Tao to borrow a laptop.

The legendary story of Li Tao and Xingrui's notebook was posted on the Internet by the survey team, which aroused heated discussions.

Some people think it is funny, some people think it is legendary, and some people think that the powerful performance of Xing Rui notebook is indeed worth the price.

The story of Li Tao and Xingrui's notebook has become a myth in the Internet world.

#X1 Notebook# has become the hottest topic on Weibo.

This kind of topic full of gimmicks will definitely become the focus of discussion.

Although this legendary story is full of slots and even a little disgusting, it also unintentionally expands the popularity of Xingrui X-1 and Microbial Battery.

On the Internet, searches for microbial batteries and laptops have increased dramatically.

Zhou Xiao was also dumbfounded when he saw this topic. He did not expect that the second wave of explosive flow of microbial batteries would come in this way.

At the same time, many self-media have made test videos of Xingrui notebooks, and many users have posted their own experience on social media such as forums and Weibo.

Tech V, Brother C shared a very minute test video.

In the video, Brother C said: “What Brother C tested today was not a mobile phone, but a laptop that was very hot recently.”

"I don't need to introduce the performance of this laptop too much. After all, there are many test videos and parameters on the Internet. Today we mainly simulate outdoor or during traveling. Use this computer to see if it is convenient. ."

In the 15-minute video, Brother C simulates using the Xing Rui notebook outdoors without a power source.

Outdoors, Brother C has been using his laptop to connect to his mobile phone's 5G hotspot, playing chicken games.

I played for seven or eight hours without shutting down and rested for a long time, and then played for another seven or eight hours. The laptop was charged.

In the video, Brother C also uses the mode of charging the laptop while playing games.

Brother C did not use Li Tao's disgusting and ruthless method to charge the laptop. Instead, he stuffed it into the laptop battery compartment with dead leaves and weeds.

This operation allows the laptop to have power during the three days of the test, and it can always operate at full capacity.

Brother C also concluded in the video: "I found that using dry branches is more convenient than using withered grass. I feel that the heat of dry branches is higher. I will check the data and report to everyone."

During the trip, Brother C also tested the performance of the Xingrui laptop.

Xingrui's microbial battery feeds on leftover rice and fruit peels from Brother C.