The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Interviewee: Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu

Questionnaire host: Xiang Tian

Questionnaire provider: System

A mission was issued to the system of flying planes..

A weird questionnaire.

The whole questionnaire does not know what exactly you want to investigate, the further the back, the more unsightly the question becomes.

However, no matter how unsightly, he has to accumulate points?!

After abandoning (there were few pounds or so) dignity and begging Shen Da, Shen Qingqiu finally reluctantly agreed to take the one he raised, ah no, the apprentice he raised to complete the questionnaire.

So, the following is the plane live.

Shang Qinghua: "What is your name?"

Luo Binghe heard this question as soon as he sat down, raised his eyebrows, and said unpleasantly: "I don't even know the name, what else to ask?"

Shang Qinghua: "What is your age?"

...To be honest, Shen Qingqiu really doesn't know the specific age of this body.He raised his head to Tsinghua: "Shouldn't you be more clear?"

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Shang Tsinghua turned his brush and thought, he hadn't thought about this problem, it was better to be at random, so he randomly drew a number with two strokes.

Shang Qinghua: "What is your gender?"

The opening of three mentally retarded questions, Luo Binghe has disdain to answer, Shen Qingqiu can't bear it anymore: "Being divided in the Luding Dingchun Love Channel, what do you say?"

Shang Qinghua silently crossed out more than 30 similar nonsense questions at the back of the questionnaire and asked again: "What is your character?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while and said, "Okay. Shen should be the kind of person who is easy to get along with."

Luo Binghe said: "I don't know."

Shang Qinghua: "What about the other party's character?"

Shen Qingqiu counted one by one: "Crying ghost, girl heart, love brain, secondary illness, sticky."

The water in Luo Binghe's eyes flickered, and he seemed to be abandoned and a little hurt. He answered the question obediently: "Of course Master's character is the best. It is gentle, strong and considerate."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Suddenly a little embarrassed what's going on!

He coughed twice and changed his mouth: "This child's personality is actually pretty good. There is an advantage that is particularly rare. Obedient, this is enough."

Luo Binghe's cheeks fainted.

Shang Qinghua dryly said: "When did the two meet? Where?"

He knows the answer to this question!

Luo Binghe said: "The first time I met Master, it was when I had just passed the entrance examination of the Cangshan Mountain..."

Shen Qingqiu was not at ease. At that time, Luo Binghe met not with him, but with original goods, and that was not a good memory.

He shook his fan: "Go, go!"

Shang Qinghua: "What is your first impression of the other party?"

Luo Binghe continued to recall, and said lightly: "A fairy above the sky, unreachable fairy."

Shen Qingqiu told the truth: "A little bun." Still a little handsome boy.

Shang Tsinghua: "What do you like about each other?"

Shen Qingqiu said kindly: "Enough obedient."

Luo Binghe Waner: "I like everything about Master."

Shang Qinghua: "What do you hate each other?"

Luo Binghe decisively said: "No."

Shen Qingqiu was a little touched to see him answer so decisively, and said: "No."

If you really say which one you hate, and let him cry out in front of an outsider, it’s a shame...

Shang Qinghua: "How do you call each other?"

Luo Binghe was dull and turned his head: "Master, these questions are really inexplicable. What are we doing here?"

Shen Qingqiu calmly said: "The Glacier is good. Just walk through the scenes. Just save your life, Master Uncle."

Shang Qinghua: "What do you hope the other party will call you?"

Luo Binghe blushed.

When Shen Qingqiu saw him like this, he felt an unpredictable hunch in his heart, and waved his hand, "Go! Go live!"

Seeing that there seemed to be a breaking point, Shang Qinghua roared and said, "What did you do! Have passed every question, and what else to ask. Bing Brother... Master Nephew, let's just say it!"

Luo Binghe gave Shen Qingqiu a glance, and whispered, "It's like ordinary couples call each other."

Shang Tsinghua immediately said: "Shen Dada, do you hear me? Bing... Shi Nii wants to match your husband and wife. Xiang Gong, husband, husband, you choose one."

Shen Qingqiu said: "You shut up."

Shang Qinghua: "If you use the metaphor of animals, do you think the other party is?"

Luo Binghe thought without hesitation: "White Crane."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Animals can't think of it. There are plants. Black lotus."

Luo Binghe puzzled: "Master, is there any black lotus flower?"

Shang Qinghua: "If you want to give each other a gift, you will choose? What gift do you want?"

Luo Binghe said: "As long as the Master speaks, I will offer everything."

Shen Qingqiu honestly said: "It seems that there is nothing particularly wanted."

As the leader of Yifeng, there is really nothing hard to get.Think of it this way, there is a sense of waste sitting in Jinshan.

Luo Binghe said: "Then I want Master to ignore anyone and accompany me for three days."

Shang Qinghua licked the nib and muttered: "Why not just stay with you for life."

Luo Binghe shook his head and said: "Master will be unhappy."

Seeing him ecstasy, like a complaint, Shang Qinghua was dumbfounded, but Shen Qingqiu was very calm: "Your child, thinking again, where will you be unhappy as a teacher?"

Shang Qinghua: "How far has your relationship progressed?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Everything should be done, and what should not be done."

Luo Binghe grieved: "Why should there not be done? Does Master think we... shouldn't do it?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "No. If you really shouldn't do it, the teacher will not let you do it."

Shang Qinghua: "Where was the first date between the two?"

Luobing River Road: "Magic Flower Palace Dungeon."

Shang Qinghua: "..."

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

Brother Bing, what do you call a date?!

Shang Qinghua: "How was the atmosphere of the two at that time?"

Luo Binghe: "Not very good."

Isn't it okay to describe it as "not so good"!

Shang Tsinghua: "Where do you often date?"

Shen Qingqiu propped up his chin with one hand: "When you open your eyes, you see him. Close your eyes, and you see him in your dreams. Does this mean dating all the time?"

Luo Binghe cautiously said: "Does Master feel annoyed?"

Shen Qingqiu touched his back and said, "No. You just think too much."

Shang Tsinghua said, with Bing brother, not right, and with Bingmei object, really fucking tired!

These are just a few questions, Shen Da coaxed him three times!This blx is broken and sticky, when will it be!

Annoying!

Shen Qingqiu is like a kindergarten teacher with children!

Shang Qinghua: "Which party confessed first?"

Luo Binghe: "I."

Shen Qingqiu: "Of course he is."

Shang Qinghua: "What does the other party make you feel uncomfortable?"

Shen Qingqiu said helplessly: "When he cries, I can't help it."

Luo Binghe said: "When Master is angry, I will be fine."

Shang Qinghua hummed and shook his legs, remembering and vomiting in his heart: Sure enough, it was exactly the same as kindergarten children and kindergarten teachers!

Shang Qinghua: "What is the most rapid heartbeat when you are together?"

Luo Binghe said seriously: "When you touch your head and teach me."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Uh, when tears beg me for something."

Luo Binghe then said: "There are still scolding me, when beating me..."

He was very drunk, and Shen Qingqiu was used to it.

Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to the name of Luo Binghe: Shaking m in sickness.

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at lying?"

As soon as he asked this question, he wrote the three words "Liaring Essence" with confidence behind the name of Luo Binghe.

Luo Binghe said: "Yes. But never again!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever quarreled? What kind of quarrels?"

Shen Qingqiu sighed: "The noise is terrible. Now that I think about it, I don't know what it is for, but it can actually be avoided."

Luo Binghe stunned: "What do you always ask these questions? Plainly make Master unhappy."

Shang Tsinghua spread his hand: "blame me."

Shang Tsinghua: "How to reconcile afterwards?"

Shen Qingqiu waved, "Save the world!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is the relationship between the two recognized or confidential?"

Shen Qingqiu asked in turn: "Have you ever heard Chunshan hate it?"

The next question ran all the way to the lower limit.

Shang Qinghua cleared his throat: "Will you be the attacker or the recipient?"

Luo Binghe puzzled: "What do you mean?"

He really didn't understand it, but Shen Qingqiu pretended not to understand it and shook his fan: "Who knows what it means and has lived it."

Shang Qinghua: "Why did you decide so?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a while: "I don't know, it's inexplicable that it's settled like this. Probably... look at him poorly?"

Luo Binghe wondered: "I still don't understand what I'm asking."

Shen Qingqiu patted the top of his head with a long-term focus: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You don't suffer anyway."

Shang Qinghua: "Where is the first skin relative?"

Shen Qingqiu just wanted to answer, Luo Binghe snatched: "Qing Jingfeng."

Shen Qingqiu: "Buried..."

Luo Binghe snatched again: "Qing Jingfeng, Bamboo Shed."

Shen Qingqiu thought, okay, Luo Binghe would not admit that failed for the first time.Qingjingfeng is just Qingjingfeng, there is nothing to dispute, and he will not correct it as he answers.

Shang Qinghua: "What was your impression at that time?"

Shen Qingqiu said nothing.

If you tell the truth, then there are only three words: "It hurts, it hurts", and it cuts the face of Luo Binghe too before others.

Luo Binghe said in dismay: "Master is really good. But I'm so useless."

Shang Qinghua: "What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?"

Luo Binghe: "Master, breakfast is ready."

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't say anything, put on your clothes first!"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times do you share the same room every month?"

Shen Qingqiu wondered: "Who is such a leisurely thing? Also, why has the question been developing in a very strange direction?"

Luo Binghe said earnestly: "Roughly speaking, three days and one night. If the master is happy, occasionally willing to let me touch it once every two days."

Shang Tsinghua bit the pen and whispered: "This is unscientific... according to my settings, should it be okay from the beginning of the month to the end of the month?"

Shang Qinghua: "Under normal circumstances, where is the skin's relative?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "He is obsessed with bamboo houses."

Luo Binghe nodded with a smile: "Well."

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you want to try [beep -]?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Where not to do, where to change."

Luo Binghe said calmly: "Hundred Battle Peak."

There was silence all around.

Luo Binghe said calmly: "Hundred battles peak martial arts field."

Shen Qingqiu = mouth =: ... lying trough?!

Shang Tsinghua = Mouth =: Fate or shame!?

Shang Qinghua: "[beep -] did the two have any agreement?"

Luo Binghe: "Be sure to tell me if it hurts. Certainly!"

Shen Qingqiu: "No crying!"

Shang Qinghua: "I said, have you made a mistake about the meaning of the word "promise"?"

Shang Tsinghua: "Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​at least getting the flesh if you don't get the heart?"

Shen Qingqiu disagreed: "Luther... the loser's idea."

Luo Binghe said: "Without heart, what use is the flesh."

Shang Qinghua is sad: Luo Binghe's pen is clearly a peerless stallion that only pursues [beep -] desire, and the girl who is strong [beep -] definitely has double digits...

He knows that Luo Binghe has become gay in this strange world, but how did he step by step and fall to this point!

Shang Qinghua: "If the other party was raped by the thug, what would you do?"

This question is too surreal.

Shen Qingqiu was speechless for a while, and said: "Whoever can't think of it would force him to rape him..."

Wouldn’t it be good to find a poignant death?

Luo Binghe gathered his sleeves and said slowly: "Become an adult, throw it into the inferior abyss, and then think of other ways, slowly make it, play it for ten years and kill it."

Shang Tsinghua: "If a good friend tells you that I am lonely, so only this evening, please... and ask your skin kisser, will you?"

Luo Binghe said indifferently: "I don't have any friends who don't know how to be shameless. I don't need friends."

Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and scraped the tea leaves, sipped, and said, "Neither do I."

Luo Binghe doubted: "Is it? Liu... Uncle Shi will not do such a thing?"

Tea was sprayed all over the place.

Shang Tsinghua, who had been sprayed with tea on his body, returned with a clean dress and continued to ask questions.

"Do you think you are good at sex? What about the other party?"

Shen Qingqiu laughed.Luo Binghe was crying.When Shen Qingqiu saw him, he was so sad and uncomfortable, he felt pity in his heart, turned to Shang Qinghua, and said angrily: "Which pot shouldn't be opened? Have you ever!"

Shang Qinghua took his ear: "I blame me anyway."

Shang Qinghua: "Are you interested in s~m?"

Luo Binghe said: "What is that? Master, why are there more and more things I don't understand?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Oh. Just to ask you, do you like me to beat you, do you like me to scold you, or I was pierced with a needle and burned with fire, do you feel it?"

Luo Binghe was slightly shy and said softly: "Why is the disciple disliked both because of the master's actions?"

Shang Tsinghua knew it, and raised a stroke: "Luo Binghe is very interested in s~m!"

Shang Qinghua: "What's more painful in the intercourse?"

Luo Binghe: "Too small."

Shen Qingqiu: "Too big."

Shang Qinghua scolded the teacher and apprentice shamelessly, and raised his pen with a stroke: "Understand yourself!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever been tempted by Fang?"

Shen Qingqiu pointed to himself: "Me? Do I look like that kind of person?"

Shang Qinghua mumbled: "It's hard to tell. In fact, you look straight..."

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you like to be kissed by the other party?"

Luo Binghe said: "Forehead, fingers, lips, all places."

Shen Qingqiu said helplessly: "Actually... this child will not kiss, only bite."

Shang Qinghua: "What is the best way to please each other in [beep -]?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I praise him for his progress?"

Luo Binghe said: "Do not cry."

Shang Qinghua's pen walked like a wind, absent-mindedly added: "Shen Da's requirements are really low."

Shang Qinghua: "What would you think at that time?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Who came out of this questionnaire? Do you have any experience? At that time, you can think of nothing but a blank space in your mind."

Shang Tsinghua: "Did you take off your clothes yourself or did the other person take off your clothes?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Let him come, I will have few clothes to wear."

Luo Binghe argued: "Master, at that time, how can I still control the power?"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times a night?"

Shen Qingqiu said with a headache: "How many times? Who really counts this matter?"

Shang Tsinghua turned a page and asked again, Luo Binghe, who had already lost his patience, sneered: "I really want to know, count it today, and then tell Shang... Master Uncle, no!"

Luo Binghe was indeed an activist. He said that he could count, but Shang Tsinghua had not yet reacted. He had already dragged Shen Qingqiu and said, "I will not accompany you!"

Kicked out of the door, the mountains and rivers were enraged, and the wind entered the room, blowing the stack of questionnaires he had just written across the floor.

Shang Qinghua's mouth twitched more than once.Squatted down, picked up a few, a while, and suddenly kneeled.

"Shen Da... The task... I haven't finished asking yet... The system doesn't need to deduct points so quickly, at least give me more time!"

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