The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Qing Jingfeng hid the miscellaneous demon Luo Luohe for more than ten days, and the disciples finally couldn't bear the harassment. Guiqiu Feng Shen Shenqiu took this person to "temporarily avoid the limelight"..

Ning Yingying said: "Master, I hate the Hundred-Five Peaks. I hate hate and hate! They are so rude, our mountain gate has been trampled down several times!"

Mingfan complained with tears: "Master...I didn't say it this time! The disciple swear, you believe me!" He stared at Luo Binghe and proposed, "If you don't let Brother Luo Go out and discuss with them for a few games. They will not harass Qingjing Peak if they fight enough!"

Luo Binghe stayed indifferently and said coldly: "I don't have much time to discuss business with Master Zun. Where is the empty place to discuss with this group of wild monkeys."

Shen Qingqiu swayed the fan silently.

What you called "discussing business" turned out to be researching new dishes, scrubbing bamboo tableware, tables and chairs, and arranging for pleasure regardless of occasion...

Mingfan snotted and wept, howling: "Master-you can do it well-Andingfeng's is no longer willing to help us repair the mountain gate, every time the disciple goes up and down hundreds of miles to pay for his own pocket --"

Shen Qingqiu was very annoyed by him.

In the end, in the love of Mingfan and Ning Yingying, she finally made a good deed of compassion and moved out of Qingjing Peak.

So his old man was very depressed.

Terrible, what the hell is this!

Brother l indulges his minions (...) and hits the door of brother smou.

Brother s suffered a financial loss, and asked the department of brother x to request public funds, but brother x refused to approve;

Apprentice m not only did not have the selfless spirit of dedication to the collective, but also drove the master down the mountain.

It's really wrong!

Luo Binghe looks very happy.As long as Shen Qingqiu sticks to it, he will go wherever he goes, and there is no group of unsightly swaying around every day, but he is more happy with him.

He took Shen Qingqiu's arm and said joyfully, "Master, where are we going next?"

Shen Qingqiu glanced down at the posture of encircling his arms and could not bear to look directly.

Really...more girls.

Two little girls picking mushrooms and walked out hand in hand╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯

The artificial mines that Shen Qingqiu made for himself are absolutely down.He asked, "Do you want to go somewhere?"

Luo Binghe thought for a while and said, "Why not go where we have been before and see what it is like now."

So, the two came to the first stop, Shuanghu City, after being drove off.

The original sword came out and could be reached in less than a joss stick, but Luo Binghe didn't know what to do, he had to take him in a carriage.

Sit and sit, it doesn't matter what Shen Qingqiu does.Who knows, after the two got into the car, Luo Binghe kept staring at him with that kind of (thinking it was well hidden) expectation of shy eyes.

There is not much space in the carriage, and Shen Qingqiu is unavoidable, and he is stared at by the hot eyes.

Does this mean what do you want to play?

Don't even think about it, as a teacher won't promise you!

It's really wrong!

Luo Binghe stared at him for a long while. Seeing that he had no special expressions, obviously he had no communication, and slowly lowered his head.

He pointed his finger right and said a little bit lost: "Master... Don't you remember?"

Shen Qingqiu found that now his daily psychological work can basically begin with six dots.

He said, "Remember? Remember what?"

Luo Binghe felt sad: "At that time, Master Zun took Qing Jingfeng's disciples down the mountain to practice, let me ride with Master Zun......"

Luo Binghe remembers the old things so far away so clearly!

But Shen Qingqiu has forgotten.

Luo Binghe sighed: "Sure enough I don't remember."

?? Luoxia novel l uo xia

In contrast, Shen Qingqiu felt guilty and beckoned, let Luo Binghe lean over, rubbed his face, and thought it was a piece of candy. He said, "Master has forgotten for a while, sorry."

Luo Binghe ate sugar, satisfied, and raised his lips, said: "Well. Master is kind to me, far more than that, how can you remember them one by one."

...

Don’t make his brain so loving and so holy, okay, he really just can’t remember it, can’t afford this aura!

City Gate Avenue of Shuanghu City.

The two wandered around in the street.Among the dazzling street vendors on both sides, a flowery banner was waving against the wind.

Shen Qingqiu was first attracted to it, his eyes moved down, and moved to the face of the stall owner under his banner. The original "if there is nothing seems to be subtle, it seems to be elegant and gentle, but it is cold and alienated". .

Luo Binghe was so keen and immediately said: "Why, Master, someone who knows?"

A small table full of people under it seems to be the stall of the fortune tellers.Behind the table was a beautiful girl with a beautiful look. She flicked her hair in all kinds of styles, raised her head, and met Shen Qingqiu away. She seemed to have swallowed a pound of arsenic.

He turned his eyes and turned to Luo Binghe's face. The love for this look immediately surpassed everything. Immediately, his eyes released a bright light, and he actively greeted: "Xianshi don't come unharmed!"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I haven't seen you for a long time. Madam's style is better than in the past."

That beautiful girl is Mrs. Meiyin.

She swept away the dejected male guests at the table, vacated the seat, and said with a smile: "The fairy master is now full of spring breeze, how? What did the slave family say last time, one by one?"

Luo Binghe blinked and smiled, "Master, you and this lady seem to have a close relationship."

Although he smiled, Shen Qingqiu heard his teeth sore.

Speaking of which, Luo Binghe and Mrs. Meiyin, who should have been a pair of dogs and men 419 countless times, are now sitting directly opposite, yin and yang strangely, each saying their own words, this picture is really... very strange.

He smiled and said: "It's very shallow. Very shallow. After a long time, I don't want to see you in the rivers and lakes. My wife did such a job in Shuanghu City."

Mrs. Meiyin hummed: "It's not all thanks to the fairy master who came to the Nu family with your Excellency last time."

Luo Binghe suddenly said: "Which fairy master?"

Shen Qingqiu's smile stiffened for the second time.

Mrs. Meiyin complained and complained: "Mo Mo should blame the people behind the slave's family for not being so good. They were so kind and entertained, how could they treat the two fairy masters halfway? I went to meet most of the sisters. I met again a few times later, and I didn’t keep half of the thin noodles. The slave family had been together for so many years, and it was the first time I saw such an iron-faced merciless man. spit!"

You were bitten, Liu Qingge.You are actually choked!

This kind of violent behavior can only be done by anyone. Luo Binghe still doesn't understand anything. Looking at him: "Master, is Liu... Uncle Shi? When did you and him come out alone?"

Seeing that his forehead had blue muscles beating faintly, Shen Qingqiu coughed and said, "That's all you...not in the meantime."

Luo Binghe squeezed the palm of his hand heavily and said, "Can Master tell the disciple specifically, you, Liu... Uncle Shi, and this beautiful and charming demon, get together and do it in the end What is it?"

Shen Qingqiu coaxed him to be familiar with light vehicles, the steps are as follows:

1 Start by saying: "Not as good as you are."

2Before Madame Meiyin's convulsive smile, reassure: "I really didn't do anything."

3 If it still doesn't work, repeat the above steps.

Madame Meiyin was still not enough to add fuel to the fire, she said aside: "Although a fairy charm was given to the fairy master before leaving, but according to the coldness and coldness of that one, it would be no big deal. ."

What is the charm demon fan Xiang, listen to the name to know.

The medicine in spring!

Luo Binghe suddenly changed color: "'What did you do'?"

...The conscience of heaven and earth, really nothing!

Not even help this level!

On that day, after confirming that Liu Qingge had taken the demon's trick, Shen Qingqiu made the decision.

He said, "Brother Liu, come on. Brother has a step in advance!"

Liu Qingge grabbed the collar of his back neck and said sharply, "What oil? What's the matter?"

Shen Qingqiu looked back and was shocked.

If you said that Liu Qingge's face was just Hongxia's face, it is now burning with clouds, and a blushing neck and thick neck can scare individuals.

He was busy: "Don’t be impulsive! Brother Liu, you are calm! You are meditating here, Brother Go and let them go, and come back to you again. Rest assured, I will never come back during this time, you You can do whatever you want, and no second person will know."

After he finished pulling his legs away, Liu Qingge slammed his shoulders like a fine steel claw: "What are you running!"

Mom, this is still entangled!

Brother Liu, Lord Liu Feng, brother!I want to avoid it and give you the time and space to solve it.

Don't tell me you don't even understand this hint!

Bai Huo for so many years!

The knot is now in your head!?

Shen Qingqiu said: "Brothers stay here, isn't it useful?"

Liu Qingge sneered: "You give me a break, it makes me vent my anger, it's very useful!"

This is not something that can be beaten.Shen Qingqiu said: "Brother, why are you so irritable, don't you want to let that charm poison control your mind."

Liu Qingge's handsome face was red and white, as if she was panicking, and didn't know what to do. She grabbed Shen Qingqiu blankly, but she didn't let go.

Shen Qingqiu looked at his pitiful appearance and thought, the violent group like Baizhanfeng who only knew about killing and killing, everyone was drunk on practicing fighting, and Liu Qingge grew up in this tradition, maybe he was really mentally handicapped in this respect. As such, I didn't even know how to lu, and felt deeply sympathetic for a while.

Speaking of coaxing, Shen Qingqiu was a good hand, not in trouble: "Brother Liu, come here, do you remember, how did you know me?"

Of course, the original text did not describe in detail how these two cannon fodders formed Liangzi. Shen Qingqiu was pulling things around, just to divert his attention.

If it was usual, Liu Qingge must not be so tidy, but now he was pulled by him, and the unconscious mind could barely hold it, and he gritted his teeth as he walked: "Remember. Twelve Peaks Trial Symposium, I hit you!"

Shen Qingqiu: "..."

It turned out that I did not know each other.

Was it because Liu Qingge had beaten him, and it was very good, so I just asked myself to stay and just give him a anger?

Shen Qingqiu “Oh”, led him to go deep in the cave, and asked again: “Did I call back later?”

Liu Qingge burned terribly, and he did not forget to add a conceited "hum": "How is it possible."

well.

Shen Qingqiu put his hand on his shoulder and patted: "Then today, Senior Brother will ask Brother Liu for your return."

then--

He kicked Liu Qingge into the bath flower pond full of rose petals.

The splash rose half a height. Rao Shen Qingqiu had a foresight to block his face with a fan, or was splashed coldly.

At this temperature, Liu Qingge went down for a while and was absolutely cured until he got sick. He fell on one knee and knelt beside the pool, maintaining a face-shielding posture, and asked politely, "Brother Liu, how are you feeling now?"

For a while, I didn't listen to someone respond.After Liu Qingge sank, even a string of bubbles did not come up.Shen Qingqiu's heart is that Liu Qingge is not good at water?Not like it.Could he have burned his head?Lingxi Cave didn't kill Liu Qingge, did he drown here?

The more I think, the more I feel I might have killed my life.Shen Qingqiu quickly approached: "Brother Liu? Brother Liu!"

The water surface was covered with bright red petals, and he could not see clearly below, so he had to keep getting closer.Suddenly, his ankle tightened and a hand dragged him off the flower pond.

Suddenly falling into the water, the cold water rushed in all directions, Shen Qingqiu's face was blue.It was easy to hold the edge of the pool, and looking back, Liu Qingge was expressionless, floating wetly behind him, with a few rose petals on his hair.

Shen Qingqiu said: "Brother Liu, you're wrong. Brother asked you to come down to help you get rid of the scent, why suffer such revenge."

Liu Qingge said: "You didn't ask me how I feel? What do you feel now, how do I feel."

Shen Qingqiu: "...me?!!!"

Clear thinking and powerful counterattack.It seems to be fine.

"that's it?"

"that's it."

Mrs. Meiyin bit her nails and said with hatred: "The rose pond of the slave family..."

Chen Zhai.

Since coming to Shuanghu City, it is natural to find something to do.There must be no harm to the people.

Inquiring about it, it was actually a strange thing in Chen Zhaifu.

At that time, the fiercely evil skinning demon turned into the old man's concubine Die'er hiding in the house. After being beaten to death on the spot, the cabin she had lived in had not been peaceful. Every night, when she heard ghosts crying and howling at the wolf, it was frightening and frightening.

Chen Yuanwai has been sparse for a long time, with white hair and ambitions.A few years ago, there was only one beautiful concubine who was holding him by the side. But now, one concubine and one concubine are in double.The love of the woman's heart is not weakened by the skin-devil once lurking around.

The old man was very old, but his memory was not weak. After seeing Shen Qingqiu, he knew to shout "Shen Xianshi".

"Shen Xianshi" is as cold as it was then.When I asked the boy next to me, I finally held the corner of my mouth slightly, and Wen Wen replied: "It was my little apprentice."

Mr. Chen smiled and said: "It is no wonder that the eyebrows are vaguely familiar. It is only after seeing the fairy master and the apprentice that it has been so many years."

After a few exchanges, it is natural to hand over to Luo Binghe who returns to work as a small secretary.Shen Qingqiu was happy to stand aside and shut up to play b.

Seeing the cool tyrant dragging the demon lord Luo Binghe as patiently as an intimate little cotton-padded jacket, Shen Qingqiu inevitably fluttered and felt good, and his eyes couldn't help but become more loving.Luo Binghe said that he would come back to see him in a few words, and when he moved it, he could not turn back.So, a pair of mentors and disciples began to "brow up and down" in front of outsiders...

After a while, Shen Qingqiu suddenly awakened.

What a terrible thing this is!

On the way to the compartment, Luo Binghe always wanted to hold his hand.When Shen Qingqiu came to look after others, he came to deliberately tease him, but he didn't want to hold it.If you see the pair of masters and disciples using the techniques of the local master to fight (da), fight (ma), fight (ma), (qiao), it’s nondescript. Three liters of vomiting blood are not allowed.

According to the legendary haunted room, no one dared to approach it, and it was naturally very clean. Luo Binghe saw that there was no one at all, and he immediately glued it up, rubbing his arms around his waist from behind, resting his chin on his shoulders, and complained: "Master, I feel very uncomfortable."

The yard was still the same yard that year, but it didn't change at all, but it was quite yin.Shen Qingqiu listened while observing and hummed twice in his nose, indicating that he knew.

Since the two started to fool around together (...), Luo Binghe had to feel uncomfortable three or fifty times a day.He would be uncomfortable to say two more words to others. He would be uncomfortable to eat less chopsticks. It would be uncomfortable to take a bath and get him to get out when the bath tub is small... his discomfort is like eating broad beans.The click came and the click disappeared.

"The disciples are chopping through the thorns in the endless abyss, but the master is in the beautiful land of the mountains and rivers, lingering with other men in the flower pond..."

What the hell is the "other man", can it be said that a colleague or a colleague?

And what the hell is "Lianghuachi".One person kicked another person into a cold puddle in the wild mountains and wild mountains where the demons danced wildly, causing a typhoid fever. What is so enviable for this kind of thing!

When the Tucao Madman was about to go online, Luo Binghe continued to whisper: "Does Master remember what happened here?"

of course.

This is not where he used the simple mode for the first time!

...Okay, kidding.

How could he not remember that this is the first time he pitted Luo Luohe River pit enough.

At that time, in order to save his life, the skin peeling devil almost hit the heavenly cover of Luo Binghe.This matter is relatively inconspicuous, and now I still feel guilty when thinking about it, and Shen Qingqiu is embarrassed to think about it.

Standing in this once "crime scene", Shen Qingqiu felt ashamed and could not help but soften a little.The Tucao Madness withered just before going online.He went backhand and patted Luo Binghe's cheek: "Don't be stubborn. Master today agreed to a request. Now let's finish the evil here first."

Luo Binghe rejoiced: "Really?"

"When is Master..." Shen Qingqiu shut up in time just to avoid the tragedy of self-slap.

No matter you say "when did you cheat you" or "when did you cheat on you", it is a proper self-slap!

Conclusion: People really can't lose their minds.

"Since Master said..." Luo Binghe blushed and took out a piece of red rope.

Hi Xianxie, goodbye Xianxie.

Seeing Shen Qingqiu's unbelievable look, Luo Binghe did not reluctantly, sighed, and looked up at the sky, quietly and sincerely: "Since that day, after the danger has been transformed into a barren from the skinning demon, somehow, the disciples will do strange things for several nights dream."

Uh, what a strange dream.Will you dream of washing underwear after waking up?

Sinfulness.It turned out that he was still [Beep -] Enlightenment Teacher of Luo Binghe's adolescence.[Beep -] The object of enlightenment is vital to a person's life. Even if it is not a choppy big sister, at least it must be Wen Xiu's thin sister next door.Luo Binghe's life is really tragic and beyond description. The enlightenment actually brought him a lot...Ju tears of sympathy!

But no matter how sympathetic he is, he won't follow suit.Although there is not much left under the soft ground and hard foam of Luo Binghe, it can be picked up and counted.What's more important is that you can do the right thing first, there is a cloud of black fog behind you.Come out, it comes out!

Unconscious, Luo Binghe said: "To this day, his disciples are still troubled by this dream."

I have to say that I still believed before, and even now, Luo Binghe, who is comfortable with manipulating dreams, will also be "troubled". This lie is too brazen, and brazen and straightforward.Shen Qingqiu put his hand on the Xiuya sword, hehe said: "So?"

Luo Binghe never looked back: "So, I..."

The group of black mist was unbearable and roared, "I&&!!! Are you blind and can't see me?"

The voice was so familiar and so cordial, Shen Qingqiu asked, "Dutter?"

Black Mist scolded: "What butterfly flower, I am me, I am the peeling demon who once let the wind frighten this place!"

Shen Qingqiu was dumb.Isn't this the mob that was shot to death by his palm in the elementary mission... It turned out that the rumored spirit in the rumor was this man.Whether you live or die, you never forget to disturb the people.

Heiwu puffed up a cloud of black smoke, and Shen Qingqiu estimated that for him, it was equivalent to spitting.It said: "Your husband, yin husband yin, dare to run to my eyes and come to Qingqing and me, and I will never know until I die!"

Luo Binghe frowned, and asked Shen Qingqiu: "Master, did you just kill it or put it up for torture?"

Shen Qingqiu wanted to see how stupid it could be, and raised his hand to signal that he would not move.The black mist "Huh" sounded a little closer to Shen Qingqiu: "You look a little familiar."

Of course familiar.The murderer who killed you was standing in front of your eyes, and she just said doubtfully, "Eh, you are familiar."How many years have passed, it has to be ten years. Under the influence of the simple mode, Die Er has not only improved her IQ, but her memory has dropped a lot!

Shen Qingqiu coughed and reminded: "Shen... Master Qing Jingfeng."

"..."

Black Mist exploded: "Shen Qingqiu! It turned out to be you!!! Who is he?"

"You also know." Shen Qingqiu said: "He was also present."

After thinking for a long time, Black Mist suddenly realized: "It's your little apprentice!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" After finally remembering, Die'er laughed more than ever: "Shen Qingqiu, good and evil are finally reported, heaven is good reincarnation! You are actually given by your apprentice... Hey hey. It's really bad! It's disgusting! I knew that someone would definitely do it for Heaven!"

Shen Qingqiu: "..." No.You are a demon who has done evil, was retaliated, and was shot to death for the way of heaven. It is not suitable for saying the words "good and evil will always be rewarded, heaven will reincarnate", right?

With a smile, a strange sight appeared.As if the strong wind blows away a cloud of cooking smoke, the black mist gradually dissipates.When there was only the last ray of black smoke, it still sighed with satisfaction: "Retribution, retribution! Shen Qingqiu, you are finally retaliated. You deserve it, I, I die without regret."

...Is this a Buddha?Ascended to heaven?Was it overdone?

Is its requirement for "dead without regrets" too low... and even Luo Binghe is in trouble, not to the point of "retribution"!

The yin in the courtyard burst into flames.Luo Binghe said: "Master, shall we continue?"

Shen Qingqiu twitched at the corner of his mouth and looked at Luo Binghe, who was still holding a stack of bundles of immortal ropes, and was speechless: "...What do you want to continue?"

Luo Binghe said: "Isn't Master saying that I promised me a request today? So, my request is, can Master bend down to cooperate, let the disciple gently tie this bundle of fairy ropes, and tie... Cough, once, let the dream come true. After teaching me the wish for many years, the disciple will also... die without regret!"

...

Although Die'er has ascended to heaven in baffling self-satisfaction, Shen Qingqiu feels that the Xiuya sword cannot be inserted back into the sheath so quickly.

He walked out without expression.Luo Binghe stopped in front of him: "Master, you promised."

Shen Qingqiu pushed away his aggrieved face indifferently.

Luo Binghe complained: "Master, you treat me like this."

It’s no use crying.Don't be ashamed outside!

Sure enough, for this little beast, what kind of heart and sympathy is purely superfluous.

Withdraw the foreword.Luo Binghe, really his retribution!

Cough, let everyone look at the fan pictures that have been tuned for a long time...It is so cute.Thank you ladies!Too much to put on once and then post next.

Bingmei, this is the warm and soft Meng series of Ximai gn~Original bt "Qingjingfengfeng Shen Qingqiu has been extremely cold for some time, whether it is his head Yue Qingyuan invited tea, Baizhanfeng Liu giant giant battle, Xianshufeng's sister came to ask (mistake) artillery (mistake), two of his close disciples came to sell stupidity, he said that his face was empty, his soul was not... Only Bingmei had special magic skills... ..."

My heart has changed~

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