The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Compared with the hard and simple life of Bing Brother, who has been ignorant of meat for three years, Shang Qinghua felt more and more distressed to kiss his son.

Therefore, no one who does not have a long brain dare to come forward at this time to be boring.

There is a lot of work in the Chamber of the Earth Palace.While sewing her huge net of bundled fairy ropes burst by Shen Qingqiu, Sahualing secretly grabbed her eyes and looked at Luo Binghe, biting her lips unwillingly from time to time.Mo Beijun dangled his eyes in the west for half a nap, and Shang Qinghua was so idle that he shook his legs.

He really had nothing to do, and he did not expect to come to the Chamber.But here is the Demon Territory. He followed Mobei Jun without stopping, maybe he was swallowed by other alien creatures.

I was about to climb to the side of Mobei Jun, risking being beaten and asking the king to take a nap in a more relaxed place.Luo Binghe suddenly said two words.

"in case."

The magic in the hall raised his ears.

Luo Binghe said: "If you have something unusual in your heart, how can you make him understand your intentions?"

poor ice brother!

This is an emergency treatment!

Although he asked very subtly, who can't hear it, is he asking for love advice?

This kind of thing was brought to the subordinates for serious discussion.People (magic) really can't fall in love, and the IQ of love fell sharply.

Of course, no one would dismantle his desk and expose it directly, but this question and the Devil's style of painting are too...violating, for a while, there was no answer.In fact, the answer is so simple, it can be answered by an ordinary person, whoever you like can say it directly.However, there is no "ordinary" who is present, and no one is "human" except Shang Tsinghua.

Mobei Jun thought about it, and with his brain circuits, he did not know what he understood as "unusual" and said, "Beating three meals a day?"

Luo Binghe compared with a "stop" gesture with one hand, wisely said: "You don't have to answer."

Among those present, the only one who has a gender advantage and may be good at this kind of problem is Shahualing, so the rest of them cast their gazes on her.The original popular yarn sister "WTF why the old lady wanted to provide this kind of consultation to the man who wanted to get started", pumped her beautifully shaped eyebrows and corners of her mouth, and finally pulled out a dry sentence: "Why don’t you ask the king? Ask Senior Mormon?"

Luo Binghe said: "I have asked."

There is no urine answer that dream demons can give. No one knows better than Shang Qinghua.This one, like him, is definitely a "first job" faction!

Shang Tsinghua couldn't help but "Po Ha" broke the credit.

Sha Hualing was worried and suffocating nowhere to spread the fire, grasping this one, and attacked: "Bold! What are you, not only dare to be mixed in the council room, but also dare to disturb the scene when the king discusses something important! "

This kind of problem... can't be called to discuss matters, and he just sprayed it, how can he "disrupt the scene"?

In view that this is not the first time that Shua Hualing picked his thorn, Shang Tsinghua has been able to deal with it calmly, sitting honestly and pretending to be a ball of air.Sure enough, Mobei Jun was indifferent.Seeing that nobody cares about her, Sahualing grinned her nails angrily: "June, Mobei Jun takes him everywhere in the sky, never avoids suspicion, and even takes him to the chamber, what is this?"

Luo Binghe was also indifferent: "You see him every day, haven't you seen the habit yet."

Sha Hualing almost fainted.

This is the first time in several months that Bing Ge has expressed his opinion on his existence!Shang Tsinghua suddenly felt a ecstatic dance of "son treats me and hahaha".Who knows, Luo Binghe looked at him and said, "Since you smile, does that mean you have something to say?"

"..." Shang Qinghua said hardly.

Sahua Ling said, "Hah!" he said, "Jun Shang asked what it is. Since he and Shen... are so familiar with people, there must be some wonderful insights. I will listen to them."

Shang Qinghua looked back at Mobei Jun who was sitting behind him, and saw that he did not intend to make a siege for him. He was cruel and decisively said: "...this... of course there is something to say! The secret is in a word: "Tangle '!'

"As the so-called fierce women are afraid of entanglement, and the strong men are afraid of beautiful women, as long as they work hard, the iron pestle is ground into needles. Even if he is straight into an embroidery needle, he can be broken into a curved pin!

Sahua Ling said: "Don't say anything straight, don't speak the dialect of the human world. I think he is just making a mystery!"

Luo Binghe has completely entered the state, muttering: "I am not enough? I am not enough?"

??Luo luoxiaxia xiao said shuo = l uo xia

Shang Qinghua said eloquently: "Tangle is the main policy guideline, but in addition to this mantra, there is a very important point to pay attention to. Jun, you should know that the love of women comes from worship, and the love of men comes from pity. Women We will not discuss the situation for the time being, I believe that no woman will not be convinced by the peerless supernatural power of the king, so we will only discuss another situation. If you want a man to understand you, ah no, you , Understand your heart and respond, what should I do? It’s easy to handle, no man doesn’t like weak, cute, and docile objects. So what is cute? Cuteness is someone who can cause inner pity. , So the subject must be very clever..."

The fart and the ghost are flying together, and the people in the hall are spying on the Luo Binghe sitting high above: the face is gloomy, the pupil is red, the murderous is dark, it is simply (yu) but (qiu) invasion (bu) criminal (Man) The most vivid commentary of the four characters.The distance between the words weak, cute, docile, and obedient is like heaven.

Sahualing couldn't help but snorted.

Shang Qinghua shut up quickly.Luo Binghe rubbed his temple: "You continue to say."

After receiving approval, Shang Tsinghua continued his analysis.He said with bad intentions: "We can take Shen Qingqiu as an example. He is a straight man... What does a straight man mean? Oh straight man is a normal man... Of course, I don’t mean that you are not normal. He values ​​the dignity of being a teacher. Teachers like to like obedient students, so if you want him to like it, the first step is to be obedient..."

The demons and ghosts in the hall were almost startled before his mouth was covered.

Sha Hualing: "Carefully! Do you mean to let Jun dress up, dress up, dress poorly, and listen to his words? How can Lord Shangtang Tang Realm do this kind of disgraceful thing!!!"

This means to me!

Gauze, you turn your head to look at the thoughtful expression on your family's monarch. He looks like he has lost face in this way?

When Shang Tsinghua ended his 20-minute love consultation, Shang Huahua had strangled him with his eyes for thousands of times. As soon as Luo Binghe left, Shang Tsinghua quickly moved to Mobei Jun. Side, leaning tightly, seeking asylum.

Mo Beijun squinted at him: "So if you want to be liked by men, the most useful way is to pretend to be pitiful?"

Shang Qinghua thought about it, "In theory, is this right?"

Mobei Jun stretched out his hand.

Shang Tsinghua thought he was going to be beaten again, and quickly hugged his head.But did not wait for the expected pain.Mobei Jun just tapped on the top of his head.

Then he seemed to get up a bit in a good mood and walked outside the chamber.

Although Shang Tsinghua was baffled, he couldn't bear the hot eyes of Sahualing, who was busy with three steps and kept up with two steps.

In the end, there was a big fight.

Buried Ridge, as designed in his original outline, exploded into countless flying sand and rocks, and smoke was billowing.

He also bravely rescued Mo Beijun who could not fly once.

When catching his hand in the air, Shang Qinghua could see the incredible disbelief in his eyes.Understandable.Mobei Jun must be convinced that Shang Tsinghua followed him purely to save his life, and the most useful thing was to pat off the cows and blaze, and what kind of danger he really encountered. He was definitely the first to run ass and run people. that one.To be honest, Shang Tsinghua himself believed so.He dare to say that he is definitely more stunned and more incredible than Mobeijun.

Since then, it may be because the protector has merit and good performance, wages and benefits have been improved, and he has been allowed to go back to his hometown in Cangqiangshan.

Yue Qingyuan, a big good man, allowed him to go back to Andingfeng to continue to be a famous peak master, regardless of his previous suspicions. In these days in the home of idlers, Shang Qinghua was really idle for the first time.

After knocking a pound of melon seeds, he suddenly remembered that the system hadn't made a sound for a long time.

Shang Qinghua rarely took the initiative to poke the system once, and the system gave him a shocking response.

System: [Goal achieved.Back to city attachment downloading.

Shang Qinghua: "..."

After a moment, he began to shake the (non-existent) shoulders of the system: "Goal achieved?! Back to the city attachment?! Which is the back to the city attachment?! Is it the one I think? Ah? The system is big, your first time Say so many words, please say a few words, please, please say it!!!"

System: [The original set of "Crazy Pride" was basically achieved, with a slight deviation in the emotional line, and the goal was achieved.After downloading the attachments back to the original world, is it possible to enable the return to city program?

The original design basically reached this. He agreed. The pits should be filled, but the "slight deviation of the emotional line" is not right. How can Bing Ge go to the base to say "slight deviation"?Oh, okay, okay. In fact, in his original design, Bing Brother has no emotional line, and he is destined to be lonely, not old, and eternal. It doesn’t matter if you insist on adding one, so there is so much nonsense... meaning he can return to the original world. Did you go?!?!

Shang Qinghua burst into tears.

He hasn't written in a long time.I miss the flying black and white vest that is evenly matched, I miss the group of sprays in the book review area, I miss the reward trenches, I miss the laptop that he used from the first year, often crashes, and the huge video files on your hard disk. got it.There is also a box of instant noodles piled up spectacularly behind the rotating chair. After buying it at a wholesale price, he hasn't had time to try the latest taste.

The system pops up a dialog box: [The attachment is downloaded.Whether to enable?] Followed by two buttons with different colors.

[Yes] [I will talk about it next time]

Shang Qinghua impulsively wanted to press the red button on the left.

But I didn't know what happened and pulled my arm.

In fact, he has no relatives there.

In the early years, my parents divorced and went to each other's things, so they had their own new families.Occasionally eating a meal for a meal, no matter which side, he feels that his existence is very abrupt, politely pickled vegetables, politely laugh, more polite than eating with real strangers.

Although his father was his legal guardian, when he didn't meet, he occasionally made a phone call during the Chinese New Year and asked if he needed money or not, and there was no more intersection between the two parties.Sometimes even asking him whether he is short of money will forget it, and he never reminds him.No matter where or who he is facing, he is most accustomed to and good at making laughs.

After all, it’s an adult, and it’s impossible for them to pay for college tuition.

That's when he was thinking of a "method", he accidentally registered a vest for the end point and started writing.

At the beginning, it was purely for venting. I wrote as much as I wanted. Although I couldn't bear to watch it, it was all a problem, but I also got a good comment from a special group of people.

I suddenly wanted to change my style to see if I could save my subscription that the editor had been too lazy to ask, so I had a big hit, "Crazy Pride".

After flying the plane to the sky, he realized the "solution".

The more you write, the more you write.As a typical dead man, good relationship and temperament are all on the Internet.There are basically no friends like Mobeijun, and it will be difficult to have them in the future.

Stop it.

Mobei Jun?friend?

He actually positioned Mobeijun as a "friend"?!

Shang Tsinghua was frightened by himself, so he went and took a bag of Qiangongfeng specialty dragon bone fragrant melon seeds. He ate three pounds and was shocked and went to sleep.

When Mobei Junlian's shop rolled and dragged down Andingfeng and dragged into Mozu Northern Frontier, he was eating melon seeds and dreaming with salty taste. In his dream, he swallowed the three pounds of enthusiasm that he had said.He was awakened by freezing.

Mobei Jun threw him to the ground, facing the northern wind like a sword, the outline and look became sharper.

Although he is very handsome and very handsome, Shang Qinghua is so cold that he appreciates the handsome. He wants to flatter and flatter, and his tongue will be frosted, so he shut his mouth honestly and wrapped up in a quilt.

A snow bunker protrudes from the ground ahead, and Mobei Jun walks away, and Shang Tsinghua quickly follows.

The gate of the bunker made of ice bricks rumbling open and closed, passing through the long ladder, and there was no one along the way, until there were only a few guards and demon maids who did not dare to come out.

Shang Qinghua glanced at Mo Beijun's face, although it was also as haughty and cold as the past, but a little more solemn.

He couldn't help but ask, "Well, King, how long do we have to stand here?"

Mobei Jun's head didn't move, his eyes turned to him: "Seven days."

Shang Qing Huawei is absolutely down.

Forget it, maybe I will go back and continue to fly.Take advantage of these seven days, and say goodbye to each other.After all, after going back, no one often beats him, and calls him to be a cow and a horse to wash and get water from the tea.

After standing for a while, it felt colder and colder.

Mobei's site is really not a place to stay. Shang Tsinghua keeps running and jumping on the spot to avoid being frozen into ice sculptures alive.Mo Beijun looked at him, his eyes seemed to flash with a smile.

Mobei Jun stretched out his hand, pinched Shang Qinghua's finger, and said, "Don't be noisy."

The cold seemed to be sucked away from where he connected.Shang Qinghua felt that it was cold or cold, but it was not that hard.

It's just inevitable that I feel more and more emotional about the upcoming farewell.More and more reluctant.

Think about it. In fact, in addition to his bad temper, Mobei Jun has almost no ability to live, he is spoiled, he loves to beat people, and he is not bad for him.

Especially now, the benefits are good and the salary is good.Even if a beating is a common meal, only he can beat it alone, and others can’t beat it.Besides, he hasn't beaten him much recently.

Shang Qinghua was deeply worried about his seemingly distorted outlook on happiness in life.

In case he really went back, in case Mo Beijun suddenly wanted to find someone to beat him again, and he couldn’t be found anywhere. Imagine the situation, but there is still a bit of sorrow in the end. .

Suddenly, the bitter chill returned to him.

Mobei Jun coldly said: "Where are you going?"

Shang Tsinghua found out that under the sadness, he actually said his psychological activities.This is really "sad"!

Mo Beijun tightened his hands, almost pinching his index finger: "Now do you say you want to go?"

Shang Qinghua narrowed his face in pain, and hurriedly said: "No, no, not now!"

"Not now?" Mobei Jundao said: "What did you say to me?"

Follow the king for life.As a slogan said countless times.But he thought that nobody took this sentence seriously?

Silence for a long while, Mobei Jun said: "You are going to leave now. You don't have to wait for seven days."

Shang Qinghua was stunned and said, "Oh, King, I'm really gone. I can't meet again since then."

Mobei Jun looked at him with a gaze overlooking the ants from a height of 90 million feet, and asked: "What makes you think that I will care about this?"

Rao Shi Shang Qinghua's face was prickly and invulnerable all year round, and he shrank before his expression and this sentence.

He also wanted to explain a few words, but the development of the matter was beyond expectations.

Mobei Jundao: "Go away."

The body flew back suddenly, hitting the steel-like ice wall.

The pain was only paralyzed for a moment in the back, and immediately spread to the internal organs.

Mobei Jun didn't even raise his hand, and didn't even glance at him.Shang Qinghua's throat instantly filled with warm liquid full of rust.

Although Mobei Jun beat him almost daily, he often let him "roll", and should be accustomed to it, but no one time, Shang Qinghua felt such strong hatred and anger.

Like countless times before, he got up from the ground, silently wiped the blood from his mouth, silently compensated for a smile that no one appreciated.

After standing for a while and still wanting to speak, Mobei Jun could not help but shouted: "Get out!"

Shang Tsinghua went out in a hurry.

To be honest, although no one knew what he was thinking, he still felt a little embarrassed.

For the flash of thought before, "Mobei Jun" and "friends".

Shang Tsinghua walked slowly up the stone steps, and the guards and demon maids who were originally inside were also chased out. They ran faster than him, and a swarm of bees drilled out of the ice castle.The situation is quite different when you come and go.

At this time, a crooked figure came down.Shang Tsinghua turned his head and passed a pair of peach blossom eyes glowing with cold light.

Although these eyes didn't see him in, Shang Qinghua was glanced at with a shock, his heel stuck to the ladder.

Sneaky, he folded back again.

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