The sea chaser

After kicking the trumpet of the Chinese Splendid Lobster into the air and silencing for an infinite period of time, Tang Hao and Wu Xian did not stop immediately. Instead, they looked like a corpse guard and stared at the live broadcast room.

After five minutes, I didn't see the trumpet head of the Chinese Splendid Lobster again. I don't know if the dead lobster was silently observing on the trumpet, or the dead lobster has no trumpet anymore. I dare not show up anyway.

The two of them looked at each other and smiled, quite a joyful feeling of retaliation and retribution!

Tang Xiaoxin's expressions of the two were all taken into the camera. The netizens in the live broadcast room were all smiling and yelling to let the dead lobster come out to fight.

It's a pity that the dead lobster didn't move at all.

"Oh, the dead lobster is finally dead this time! Everyday, let's go to catch the sea!" Wu Xian said with a face of "master loneliness", the feeling of crushing the dead lobster is not too cool.

Tang Hao also laughed. Dead lobsters are indeed a bit cheap, but Wu Xian, you guarded the way of slaughtering the corpse. Who is going to be stupid, isn't it a tough one?

"Let's go! Go to the sea!"

Tang Hao greeted, and he and Wu Xian continued to drive to the sea. They had just left and it was obvious that the trumpet of the Chinese Splendid Lobster came out immediately.

"Damn! Return those two grandsons to Grandpa! Let's fight another 300 rounds! Grandpa has just applied for dozens of trumpets, let's see who can kill who!"

The netizens who watched in the live broadcast room saw that the trumpet of the Chinese Splendid Lobster came up again, and it still came up when Tang Hao and his boring time were gone, and they all teased: "Lobster, the two of them just now Why don’t you dare to appear when you are here? Now that everyone is gone, what are you calling?"

"This was released after an effort! Full of momentum! Admire! Admire!"

"Don't you allow people to retreat in tactics? You are too! Who dares to take the lead when I was bored just now? Isn't that horrible?"

"Is a lobster the kind of person who doesn't dare to go head-on? His head is iron, the first person I have ever seen in my life! Don't talk nonsense!

"Well, I also stand on Lobster's side. Didn't Lobster also say this? He just went to apply for a trumpet. How could he be afraid?"

Seeing him, the Chinese Splendid Lobster attracted so many people to ridicule, and quickly said: "Don't talk nonsense! I just went to apply for a trumpet! Why would I be afraid of those two grandchildren! Let's watch the live broadcast! I am alone. It’s called Zhen here, and the two grandsons can’t see it either!"

Seeing the news from the Chinese Splendid Lobster, everyone who saw it laughed. Is this a change of topic?

As soon as the news of Chinese Splendid Lobster came out, most of them were turned off. After all, they were not Tang Hao, and they were not so familiar with Chinese Splendid Lobster. One or two ridicules were almost the same. There were more ridicules, but it was easier to follow. The Chinese Splendid Lobster rises.

There is no need to breathe with strangers, and there is no such idle pain!

However, the netizens who are a little familiar with the Chinese Splendid Lobster are still teasing him, but they are no longer the firepower.

"Ritian, Ritian, come here! Do you see what I found?" Wu Xian suddenly brightened his eyes and greeted Tang Hao loudly.

Tang Hao took the equipment and walked quickly. The water level was a bit deep where Wu Xian was. Now Tang Xiaoxin is in a loli state. He can't let her pass, otherwise things will get help.

"What do you see?" Tang Hao took the equipment and pointed it at Wu Xian's position. He didn't operate these things for a long time, and his craftsmanship felt a little rusty.

"Why are you holding this stuff?" Wu Xian turned his head to look, and saw Tang Hao holding up his equipment and filming him, asking somewhat strangely.

Tang Hao pointed to the surrounding environment, and said, "What's the situation here, you haven't seen it? If Xiaoxin is going to follow, you will be responsible for something?"

"Yes! So too!" Wu Xian nodded hurriedly to'admit his mistake.' Tang Xiaoxin just took the equipment and took a good shot. He has forgotten it.

"By the way, what did you see?" Tang Hao asked him not willing to stay longer on this matter.

"Look! Are there two blue crabs doing shameless things there?" Wu Xian asked with a wretched smile pointing to a puddle.

"Your crab is pinching the tongs to make the Overlord squeeze the bow?" Tang Hao glanced at the place Wu Xian was pointing, and said angrily.

In the puddle, there were two blue crabs who couldn't see their genders. They clamped down on each other, and they seemed to do something shameful.

But seeing is not necessarily believing, right?

The mating of crabs releases pheromone and attracts the opposite sex. The male crab uses tongs and hind legs to embrace the female crab, similar to the appearance of a frog holding a pair, and mate!

This is all pinched, and obviously there is a high probability that there is a fight, how could it be mating!

After sharing this knowledge with Wu Xian, Wu Xian sighed and said: "I watched the movement of the two of them. I thought that the male crab would knock the female crab to the ground, and then a male superior would come. It turned out to be an old man pushing a cart!"

Damn it!!!

Nima's!This is so special to drive?

Are you afraid it's not an old dirty turtle!

Lao Tzu is an anchor who rushes to the sea, but he is not a color anchor!You quickly withdraw it to me!

"The remarks just now are all boring personal remarks, and have nothing to do with me! I can't get on this crab car! Even if I jump and fall to death, I will guarantee the innocence of the live broadcast room!" Tang Hao finished Wu Xian After that, he immediately turned the camera and said to the camera with a face of justice.

"Everyday, you kick your boredom! Otherwise, I'm afraid you will be blocked from the live broadcast room! This car is driving, I can't prevent it!"

The account that spoke was obviously the trumpet of the Chinese Splendid Lobster, and Tang Hao had a clear understanding.

"It's undeniable! The people in the daily live broadcast room are all big guys! I didn't expect that the serious sea-going activities would be able to drive a wave of speed cars!"

"Fan! Fan! This car is driven, I like it!"

"It's boring, it's a must! It's better than the image described by Teacher Zhao in the animal world!"

"My mother asked me why I sprayed the water. I said the car was too fast and I was motion sick!"

"Every day, you have to learn how to be boring. Only if you have a car speed can you gain popularity!"

"Ask, will Ritian and Boring hold a crab each?"

"..."

Tang Hao rolled his eyes straight at the group of netizens who let him go, and he couldn't pay attention to them!

"Everyday, I caught these two crabs. They are all male! Maybe they are fighting here for the mother's. You can quickly get the bucket and I will give the female's It's done."

"Bored and domineering! Top! Strong top!"

"The anchor shoots openly! It's a real hammer!"

"The anchor spreads obscenity, and the Internet police have entered the scene!"

"I didn't know why Ritian would take people out to go to the sea today. I didn't expect you to hide such a dirty mind. I didn't expect that I saw you wrong! You hurry up and move the camera... over!"

"I used to admire Xu Xian for being able to fuck a snake, and then Ning Caichen came out. I envied him for being able to fuck a ghost. However, another caterpillar appeared in the bones of the flower. The female crab! I’m lucky! Every day, hurry up, I want to see the boring scene and get the crab done! I want to see if the claws of the female crab are hard, or the boring little bug was given by the female crab. It clicked all of a sudden!"

Dog day!Dead lobsters are so cheap!

Let Tang Hao faintly feel a coolness drifting between his legs!

Seeing the more and more cars in the live broadcast room, the faster and faster the speed, Tang Hao increased his voice, facing the camera, and at the same time said to Wu Xian: "It is forbidden to drive in this live broadcast room! All drivers will die. That's it!"