The sea chaser

"Didn't my nephew come to the police yesterday? Guess how he told me!" Sister Hong deliberately sold it after someone asked.

"What did your nephew say?" Someone caught his appetite and immediately answered.

"My nephew said that the two stupid thieves cried as soon as they got into the car!"

"Isn't it! What a thief did so badly?" Someone shouted in surprise when she heard the words of Sister Hong.

When I was caught by the police, I started crying!With this psychological quality, dare to be a thief?

When this person said this, the other people who listened had the same idea. It was a bit embarrassing to be a thief in this way!

You are like Che Guevara Zhou who stole the battery. After stealing the battery, don’t you look like you want to go back?

As far as his state was at the time, that was what a thief in their hearts should have!

Do not repent of committing crimes!

But now I heard that after that person came out, he had begun to change his mind, and this was in line with what they thought of as a culprit after being reshaped after entering the palace!

But you said that you cried as soon as you were caught. What kind of a thief is this?

Did you commit a crime for the first time?

"What do you know? Those two idiots cried for a reason!" Sister Hong seemed to know how to occupy the C position, and she started to speak almost after everyone was thinking about it.

"Why? Are those two stupid thieves beaten up? After meeting the police, they finally didn't have to be beaten, so they cried?" Someone said their thoughts almost in the next second, after all There have also been reports on TV that a stupid thief went to the sports academy to steal something, and was finally chased and beaten by the students of the sports academy. In the end, the police arrived and rescued the person.

If the police do not go, whether they can stand up is another matter!

"That's not right! I saw the whole process at home last night! The people in our community have come out with several big masters, but they haven't done anything! There is no such thing as a beating!" Those who had been to the matter last night immediately came out to retort.

"You all guessed it! Do you know how my nephew told me?" Sister Hong came out to control the scene again."My nephew said! After seeing them, the two stupid thieves asked to go to the police station. When they were in the car, they said they had encountered a monster!"

"Encountered a monster?"

Hearing this, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they all started to laugh.

It's true to be a guilty conscience!

But you can't be so guilty!Even if you say that you are encountering ghosts, it is more reliable than encountering monsters!

What a thief did is just a joke!

"Isn't this just a joke?" Someone said this straightforwardly. Those two thieves who were arrested were simply wronged!

"Who said no! My nephew and they don't believe it! Where are the monsters in this era!" Sister Hong thinks so too, but after she said this, she continued: "But my nephew brought them After going back, do you know what the two stupid thieves said?"

"How do you say?" Everyone became more curious.

With all the monsters coming out, are you talking about Buddha again?

"The two stupid thieves were taken home by my nephew and they directly confessed to them, even how old they were to wet the bed! But..."

"Then who in our community was stolen?" The impatient person interrupted Sister Hong before she finished speaking.

"Why are you in a hurry? Am I just about to say this?" Sister Hong said slightly unhappy when someone interrupted the continuity of her speech.

"But the strange thing is that my nephew and they asked where they were going to steal things, but these two stupid thieves didn't say they were killed, they seemed to be very scared! Are you weird?"

"There is nothing left to say, I have been arrested!" Someone asked puzzledly.

"My nephew and they are also weird! All kinds of questions, but those two stupid guys just don't say! And this morning, didn't we have police cars in our community again? They came to ask about this, but our community No one wants to report!"

After Sister Hong said this, someone answered: "Is it true that the people in our community didn’t notice it! After all, when people in our community spotted the two guys, it was after their screams. Haven't gotten it yet!"

"Who knows!" Sister Hong is not very clear about this."But this matter is not over yet! Guess what happened later?"

"Is the person released?" Someone rushed to answer after hearing that there was a follow-up.

"I don’t know whether to arrest or release. But my nephew told me that after the two guys were taken to the police station, the whole police station stinks in the middle of the night! Even the police car with them Stinks!"

"Fuck! Didn't those two guys steal the sewer manhole cover, they just fell into it?" Someone boldly guessed, and at the same time, his face was even more disgusting.

Stealing a sewer manhole cover, people fell in, and were arrested. After being arrested, they cried and cried, and there were monsters full of mouths!

This…

What a great talent!

"I don't know! They didn't ask about my nephew anyway! But my nephew told me that after working for so long, the first time he went to the night shift was sober all night!"

Hearing this, everyone laughed!

In a very bright and semi-enclosed space, that is definitely a proper spicy eye!In that kind of environment, if you can still doze off, then you are a god!

When Tang Hao heard this, all his worries were put down, and it was basically certain that the two guys who turned over his balcony didn't say anything at the police station, or they didn't dare to say anything!

With this kind of deterrence, Tang Hao felt a little bit of pain for those two guys. The ghost knew how they were tossed by the misfortune!

This is a proper rhythm with psychological shadows!

They told the police about monsters, maybe the police will send them directly to the mental hospital!

How could a normal person say that he saw a monster!

Tang Hao didn't have any interest in listening to the rest of the matter. He took a bunch of toothbrushes on the shelf, picked up a few catties of eggs, and prepared to pay and leave.

The owner of the small shop saw the toothbrushes on the cashier counter. He glanced at Tang Hao in surprise, and asked with uncertainty, "Do you want these toothbrushes?"

She has seen people who bought more toothbrushes. After all, if someone comes to the house to bring new toiletries, this is normal!But Tang Hao bought too much!

She glanced at it roughly, and there were twenty or so!This kind of quantity is completely stockpiled, and it is impossible to use it at home!

"Buy!" Hearing this question, Tang Hao gritted his teeth and said.

He already hates the mischievous tricks of Miudou!

It's so amazing to use his toothbrush to brush the toilet!

Seeing Tang Hao's expression, the owner of the small shop didn't dare to ask any more questions. Who knew if Tang Hao would suddenly bite her!

When he was about to walk out of the small shop with his toothbrush and eggs, Tang Hao vaguely heard someone ask again, "Is there really a monster?"

At this point, he smiled slightly, and there were two living monsters living in his house!